Emergency Simulator 

*5 hours later*

Whilst smoke a cigarette

And finally after an entire hour he decides to give up and run into the burning house and drink soda while you're already dead

😂 lol 😂

This made me laugh way to much LMAO

Emergency Response Emergency Responder

Do you work in equipment repair? You sound like you work in equipment repair.

Yeah he works in equipment repair. Definitely sounds like he's in equipment repair. Yeah, definitely.

Its for Mark's overheating brain

Mark: hear me out after failing to be a firefighter like three times. I will then try to be an ambulance driver that sets fires. It is the perfect career choice.

Wow

@Connor Dean The game is still in development and pre-alpha so yes that is actually the case. We did not expect such a huge youtuber to make a video on our WIP early access game

@Connor Dean welp lmao

😂😂

Along with reading his manual he seemed to bow at the fire hydrant many times! Story still developing lol

I highly doubt it's Mark when most of the time he tries for something the game decides to be clunky and unplayable, that's what you get with asset flipped games.

Sides have reached orbit

I think I pissed a little hahaha

same hahaha

Fuckin lost it at that part

It yeeted you...

He was a driver the entire first few minutes lol

Yea pretty much

I was lost for the beginning of the video

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@@OfficialBeastShortsPage 0, fuck outta here

*Casually waits for hotel trivago meme, whilst being too afraid to say it for fear of it truly being a dead meme*

@@_Depending_Viscount_ Oh yeah I forgot Hotel: Trivago

ladder: no exist

Hotel: Trivago

Mark: garage door

Not a shopping cart, it’s a stretcher from an ambulance

no heś right its a hurt person shopping cart

It’s a mechanical keyboard

@@ubbirdy6458 it’s not

Mark*

I mean, a half hour seems like it's cutting back for Mark.

This game looks like it has the shittiest tutorial ive ever seen

Your display photo is ideal for this comment.

half an hour lol he does not know what to do because his brain is a peanut brain

@@lolilikedragons3528 I have this game it is only in pre-alpha (not even close to finish) they did add one in the fire academy, this game changed a lot over the years very fun game (I'm a fire buff) funny seeing someone who knows nothing about fire fighting play this game!

I would love that

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Imagine a markiplier simulator that would be the best fucking simulator in the world.

Markipier Simulator is too complex to make, is it even possible ? 🤣

Great! you would be able to play more simulators within a simulator!!

or the tutorial should be able to instruct them enough in the mechanics that the user can figure things out as things get more complex.

Also: if a game needs a 56 page manual to explain it effectively, _maybe it's too convoluted_

I mean...that's better...

I'm down!

I do like these longer episodes though

I love horror but I would be all about a 3 Simulator Games series

This is so true

Cool, you have 1.5k likes dude

No one cares

I keep thinking about this comment and I can’t stop laughing

He should have gone to school because if hes a adult then he should go back to school if he wants to learn controls

@@real_kingbob I hope that’s a joke

so its basically life

More like, because none of those options work properly

@@dojacat4846 spammer. Bot. Go away.

That's not the problem. The problem is that the ui is covered in shit and you can't see anything

I think it's more of a case of they tried to run before they could walk. They need to work on making something silly and fun that works well before they start working on more serious things like this.

Oop

XD its the 'can't be a simulation if you play simulations' tactic

I know, right? It's definitely not over... *We're onto you, Mark.*

@@shatteredreality_513 stop this, he did this to do some writing. The bit is done move on please thank you very much.

We have to listen to lixian!

Don't you know; He's a professional gamer!

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How you make the letters bold?

@@OfficiallyChris use * around what you’re trying to make bold. Also, _ makes it italicized. I also believe ~ strikes through if I recall correctly. -Edit: I have no idea how to strike through.- Edit Edit: Alright, it’s putting - around a the stuff, I just didn’t realize cuz I was on phone.

@@OfficiallyChris looks like someone's been living under a rock playing EmergNYC

*oh*

@@aidenr3310 😑

*Laughs in Dungeon Master*

*laughs in Ironsworn*

I mean, it's the only functioning part of the game so...

This game is like a fûcking Puzzle

Says the guy when he tried to play a decent game with outdated setup and broken controller and blamed the game.

I don't know how anyone can watch this video and blame the shit game on Mark. This is a dumpster fire of a game. HOT GARBAGE

Can we get mark (or Ethan) to look into the channel unus annus rebirth, (as the name implies they have reuploaded all the vids)

@@MegaDudeman21 dumpster fire? ironic and fitting.

to be fair red dead is optimized and he has a beefy computer this game seems like some dudes 3rd game and its his 1st big one but nobody told him about localization or the entire concept of disabling hitboxes and having low poly assets when objects arent visible or user friendly controls

Also Roblox

@@OfficialBeastShortsPage probably a couple but since u have posted this same comment multiple times asking for subscribers i can report u a get u ur first strike

it says more about the game engine in this sim than anything else it's optimized as good as 100 year old milk 🤣

@@OfficialBeastShortsPage How many reports can you get off this comment? Current: 6

Ah well that's good. It looks like it's way to complex of a game. It feels like it had 100 ideas and just tried to shove them all in without figuring out how they would react with each other. If that makes sense.

Idk from when the game first came out to now it made a lot of progress.There are also very few people working on it.The game just takes time to learn and understand.

There really does need to be an overhaul with controls. I'm sure it could be playable if you didn't have to go through 10 menus and a book of controls to do anything

😆😆

Eyyy

Yes 😌

Yes

I spent 20 minutes PAINFULLY thinking this. Poor guy...

According to the developer in the comments, they've been working on it since like 2016 and it's in pre-Alpha... XD They need to learn a LOT about developing games. Cause it's just overloaded with features and obscurity at the same time.

@@michaelmonstar4276 well it’s pretty much just one guy primarily working on it with random people chipping in here and there.

Yeah I bet. It looks good, just needs some work.

It’s a small small team of developers, what do you expect?

@@michaelmonstar4276 It’s not overloaded with obscurity, this is our job.

Don't worry, neither is he.

This game should be called: Let it burn 🤣

LOL 🤣

And then you see this single fireman just... putzing around the truck in circles. "Buh...Buh.. Buh... Wrench... Buh... uh... uh... wrench? Why no work? Uh... uh.. uh.."

I laughed way too hard at this comment! 🤣🤣🤣

I mean...... if You could aim it at the fire instead of Your butt.... It might help.

honesty same

You are not alone in that.

Same

Me too lmao

It wasn't him mashing his keys?!

That’s his favorite word

Wait until he discovers the escape ruem genre

He can say it however he wants

@@cats1970 rum

@@ZeroWildFyre Yeah obviously..but this comment seems more endearing towards Mark's mispronunciation than judgemental. Maybe you should take notes.🤷🏻‍♀️

The Tall Lady!

The tall lady is coming

@RITA • GIRLFREND ! You're not the tall lady, begone.

*YES!!*

Am I dumb or just confused?

Yup. That's it. I just wanted to state my agreement.

It's actually not. The game is pretty easy.

I’m actually creating an interactive walkthrough as i type this through tutorial for people who have no clue about firefighting or this sim. I realized how needed it is after watching this haha

@@FlipSwitchGamesOfficial Tip: The selection wheel seems redundant. Make an interact button that lets you interact with objects and pick up items. Or not. I mean, I'm not a game dev. I'll cease bothering you.

@@DesolateLavender thanks for the feedback, that’s actually an option in the new update are hotkeys as well as the radial menu!

Underrated comment of the day.

@@commandstring I think its perfectly rated and should stay here

Markiplier Logic 😆!,!

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@@OfficialBeastShortsPage none

Just a normal day at the office then 🤣

thank you I lowered my volume

😂 what's the time stamp?

Correction: Mark trying to convince himself this is a PLAYABLE game for 27 consecutive minutes.

This game is pre alpha, and the build he is playing is several months old, there’s a new update being released soon that completely changes the game and makes it much more playable and user friendly. You can check my channels latest videos to see the current state of the game. Please keep in mind I did not reach out to him to play the game, he must have found it searching for simulators. I’m simply one guy making a simulator from the ground up for the first time. The game is early access in development and not really at the point to be shown to such a huge audience with no background of how the game works or plays.

I mean it is good now (he’s playing on an old version of a game that’s in alpha) and it’s playable It’s just overly complicated and painful

@@humanperson8903 for that reason I’m creating a walk through interactive tutorial for new players as we speak!

@@FlipSwitchGamesOfficial man I have the same faith with Mark for this game, this gonna be good

Almost like I don't get paid enough for this

build on fire ok smoke break 🤣

@@iwantsexseemyvideo2929 stop pls

@꧁ RITA - F**UСК МЕ ꧂ Hello, bot. Can you tell your sad creator to get a life and to stop sending spam messages as an attempt to gain attention through their sordid goals? Also, did you really feel the need to censor your name? Nothing was going to happen to that. This isn’t roblox.

@@sorrow2305 youtube really needs to do something about these bots, they're get angry youtuber for swearing but then let these nsfw bots everywhere.

Can we get mark (or Ethan) to look into the channel unus annus rebirth, (as the name implies they have reuploaded all the vids)

4:24 that all scene had me in tears

@@user-jh8sd5hk1j ya know, I’d rather not. But thank you for asking

@@mangopudding7245 😂

@@user-jh8sd5hk1j Oh stfu just stfu

Q: Why did the computer go to the doctor? A: Because it had a virus!

@@jdwmyt God... goddammit

I can hear his call

We cannot speak the name of such a terrifying creature

the gongoozler watches from the depths...

His strangely familiar call draws closer and closer...

wAtCh yOuR ToEs, KiDzzzZzzzz

I... don't remember that. When did that happen?

@@AnaryaElderslie about 16:00 🤣

Just getting his groceries! Haha

Lixian was like; "This is the third time he made that joke; I better add something here." XD

It’s a Stryker not a fucking shopping cart

*_M O O O O V E_*

Kara Gibson well, lives have to be in trouble in order to need saving.

Right!? MARK would be TERRIBLE as a police officer or an ambulance person. (I forget what they're called.) XD

@@jaxcraft2848 paramedics

@@darkspell9891 Ah. Thanks

I’m obsessed with your icon.

Well, what else was he supposed to do, actually HELP someone, it's not like he is an emergency helper or something GOSH! /s

Hi

Hi

Hi

Isn't beefcake from monster legends? I played it before and that's the only way I know a beefcake

@@The_Dark_Uprise Yes

"Don't lie who else is a FAN of Mark for more than a day?" *(Mark Just Commented on my newest Video Thānks!)*

No......

No this game needs plastic surgery 😳

There is 2 developers working on it, you get what you get

Like always 😂😂😂

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

MY MY HOW THE TURN TABLES

@@grodon2099 oh my

I was the 1k like

omg I be like ''u paying respects there?''

F for the house XD

Yes broken, giving Cyberpunk a ran for his money 🤣

@@UtopssAKAPJ Cyberpunk isn't very broken

@@justincane4274 It is very broken

420th like

@@Voc_spooksauce it's not very broken. I'm playing it on Xbox One S and the memes are just that, memes. It's an amazing game, it's playable, looks beautiful and has a great story. I ran into 2 crash and very slight framedrops throughout my entire gameplay. Sure it wasn't amazing when it launched but after the updates it's an amazing game. I feel bad for people who are going with the meme and just shitting on it because they will never get to realise how good it is.

As if the video wasn't funny enough the comments are killing me

@@glitch_skunkogen Oh my god, I didn’t even read the comments! 😂

Same I am crying laughin...he just keeps screaming move and crashes into everything it is amazing

I lost it when the fireman started sliding through the wall.

let it be known that on this day one of the greatest tragedies nyc has ever seen occurred, dozens upon dozens upon dozens upon dozens of innocent families lives were lost, on this splotch on nyc's history, the day Mark the fireman went insane... he hopped in his fire truck to respond to a gas leak on *redacted* street, but in actuality there was no gas leak, it was in his head, legend has it in his insanity he forgot how to open the firetruck door, and rammed into it multiple times before eventually getting out, and wandering around in circles for 10 minutes straight before he, by sheer luck (or in our case sheer bad luck) stumbled upon the control to open the door, he got in the firetruck and turned it back on, then entered the street, it was then that the massacre began, he was in such a hurry to get to the leak, he wasn't following any of the driving regulations, he was just flooring the gas pedal and ramming any, and all cars in his way, out of the way with no regard for human life, plowing into almost every car on the road babbling nonsense, and the cars he didn't hit were all unable to stop or turn in time to avoid the ones he did, causing even more death than he was already leaving, he kept driving not even slowing down just plowing through leaving a massive trail of crashes and death in his wake, the nyc population was decimated, too many casualties to count, of all ages and sizes, and still he kept going, still heading to the place that he'd imagined there being a gas leak at, and when he arrived, he got out and just walked into the door without opening it for a good 20-30 seconds before seemingly remembering how to open doors, he went up the stairs and again walked into the door up at the top and just stood there, staring at it babbling about needing to turn off the gas and something about a menu, there was a woman on the other side of the door and she was terrified because she could hear what he was saying through the door, and it was obvious he was off his rocker, all of a sudden mark just kicked the door terrifying the lady even more, then he just stood there a minute still staring at the door rambling about kicking it, then, quickly as he came in he left and went back to his firetruck, seemingly thinking that somehow kicking that door stopped the gas leak his head made up, he then proceeded to steal other emergency response services gear and vehicles, then yelled at the doors about not being able to get in, without actually trying to get in seemingly, and he kept doing it over and over again, with different emergency services, until eventually, he got into an ambulance, and was rambling about finally finding one that actually works, soon after, he decided it just wasn't for him and went back to his station just in time for a real fire, he got in the truck and started yelling for the door to open, even though he was alone in the station (to this day no one knows what he did with his co-workers, but since they all mysteriously disappeared, without a trace, the same day, never to be seen again, it's suspected that he killed them, and their families may never have closure because of what happened next, keep reading to find out what happened to mark the fireman) seemingly forgetting that he pressed the button, right before he got in the truck, the door slowly opened and he again entered the streets, but this time the roads were clear, and he started rambling about how it's no fun when there's no one to yell at, and crash into, showing he has zero regret for his actions, he drove to the fire and parked by the fire hydrant, he then proceeded to walk around by the truck, and looked at the stuff on the truck without using them, holding a wrench, and making all sorts of weird and disturbing noises for a while, before giving up, and running into the flames, just standing in there while trying to drink water, and burned to death while rambling about games and cat poop and stuff like that

I can see this happening...

Sorry you have that comment first

i dont think any therapy could save mark at this point

Can we get mark (or Ethan) to look into the channel unus annus rebirth, (as the name implies they have reuploaded all the vids)

If anyone want to know: since mine was semi-second comment, ‘that’ channel keeps on using mine to reply. Despite the effort in deleting/reporting it, they tried to stay 9 times with redoing messages. This not I want to see with notification in the morning. May that bot get delete

With a secret unlockable level for [REDACTED] with CrankGamePlays.

Ha! Good one

Hey guy's mind ch*cking out bladenite? He just made a very cool vide0 to help mrbeast

Ha! Good one

Or even a Darkiplier simulator

so accurate and so sad

This game does work mark just doesn’t know how to play it. If you knew what you were talking about you’d realize how cool this game is and immersive. This game is a 7+ year work in progress.

@@icymangaming5687 no it actually is the game's fault the developers said it is still in early stages and many of the mechanics don't work..If you knew what you were talking about you would know that one mark is following the manual and two that the developers said any such thing..rude for no reason and is still wrong..smh

@@ghost_deaths1 Do you even play Emergenyc? If you did you would know that 1. The game is not broken it only has performance things wrong with it, if you watch the developers gameplay or knew anything about this game you would know that. Also Mark states he’s not going to read the whole manual which is understandable but he shouldn’t expect it to work perfectly.

@@icymangaming5687 When did I say the game was broken tho..?? You should probably reread it if that's what you got from it..

that was actually because he was standing still for too long. that alarm helps other firefighters find possibly incapacitated firefighters in the middle of low visibility situations.

@@penelopeskaggs5563 thats a cool detail!

The firefighter is a Mandalorian apparently lol

One of the most common phrases you are told as a firefighter is "shake"

@@stargirl7646 this is the way

Me too

Mark is god!

id soak myself in oil and jump into the fire if i was told he was the only one coming to save me

I ruined your 100 likes I sorry

@@persephonethereaper6938 Nah all good. 👍

Wholesome

We’re not Sadists- we just like to see how far mark can go 😂

@@macaroni7741 lmaooo yea XD