CORRECTIONS Episode 18: Week of Tuesday, August 17 

If Vince Vaughn had been PLAYING one of the four Lokis, he would only need to say "Buddy, Buddy, Buddy" to the other three. We never heard Alligator Loki speak, so if the character returns, perhaps Vince Vaughn could be the voice actor.

_”the jackals are inside the house”_ had me screaming In a completely “methy vibe”

Oregonian here - Yes, we would know what you meant. If anyone gives you flak, feel free to reference the dealership, Astoria Ford, which is next door to Walmart and also in Warrenton. The dubbed Rudy clip has my approval, though we don't want him anywhere near here.

Watching Seth try to contain himself but can't with a giggle burst is the reason why Corrections deserve all the awards!

This isn't a correction so much as a fun fact, but the "PIN Number" thing actually has a real name! It's called "RAS syndrome," which stands for "Redundant Acronym Syndrome syndrome."

To be fair though, Corrections is the FIRST late night show segment based on a host's parasocial relationship with their YT commenters.

I had never heard Mike Lindell actually speak until this morning. (Before judging me, bear in mind that I don't live in America, and while my knowledge of pillow magnate voices is extensive, it is restricted to my local market.) But when I did, I was impressed by how much his voice sounds like your impression. I think he's been listening to you and practising.

Okay, fine - bring back an audience at some point if you must, but kick everyone out for Corrections.

The fact checker that figured out how old Seth would have been when Prince of Tides was released on VHS deserves ALL THE RAISES!

I hope Seth actually does like doing this bit. Because the internet will never let it die. There will be nitpicking commenters on every video he posts for the rest of his time even if they stop the bit. It's the internet. So I hope he truly knows it's still a great show and he's ok doing it.

Just throwing in my two cents to say Corrections is one of the highlights of my week. Please please PLEASE keep this segment. It's so fun and casual and quick. I love it.

I’m so proud that you learned both “Flutist” and “flautist” are acceptable terms. You’re anticipating the jackals and I feel a kinship strengthening.

A person who shows off their left-handed flute is a Flauntist.

New mug request: "The jackals are in the house!"

Not gonna lie: Hearing Amber & the crew laugh at the dumbest fart joke ever made my day!

One day Seth will go back to having an audience I imagine, when you do please keep this segment like this. All the late night hosts that have gone back to full audiences have lost something special that this intimate presentation gives.

Knowing Seth has a jackal on staff helps me sleep a lil bit better at night 🥰

I look forward to Seth's chaos energy every week now.

"why do I come to you?" here we saw a snapshot of the real connection between Shoemaker and Seth. Suddenly I'm very suspicious who is bullying who in that abusive relationship.

I have always loved the show but it feels like Seth’s game has solidly bumped up a few levels without an audience. Does he really have to have people in studio? I think this segments like this would lose some of the magic with a studio audience.

This is the video I look forward to the most this week, I swear.

The Late Night team deserves all the awards. A Closer Look was already part of my appointment viewing but getting Corrections over these past months is the content I never knew I needed.

Just put the camera on Seth and let him ramble lol I freakin love this segment.

I like that you make the Italian “que vuoi?” (“what do you want?”) hand gesture when you’re frustrated w the pedantry. It’s like a lil subconscious signal that you think we’re too demanding.

We love this guy. I selfishly hope that he never has a studio audience.

I love hearing Amber laugh off screen during these

Not a correction, but: Do you have to pay Amber every time she laughs, just like you pay Wally every time he speaks? I am pretty sure, even if a character is out of shot, they need to be paid for their work, and Amber is clearly working hard.

I agree with the message on his card. The thing that is so special about this segment is the collaboration with his audience. I feel like we have access to him in a way that normal folks can't usually experience with a show on this level.

Folks in Astoria would almost certainly consider that wal-mart to be "In Astoria" (despite being across the bay). However, nobody would ever say "meet me at the Wal-Mart in Astoria" because you're either in Astoria or you aren't. It's not somewhere you just drive to from somewhere else in Oregon.

When you factor in the % of left handed people in the general population, then a % of that who play or are interested in flutes, then the % of those who can afford a Viento flute (german/italian products are ridiculously expensive), that company is left with exactly 2.5 viable customers (if they sold only left handed flutes and not others)

"A Vote for Corrections is a vote for you" Everyone watching *presses one*

"Oh no you pundn't" is both terrible and brilliant. Lol

Correction: you said the A in BASE jumping was for antennae (as a plural to antenna). The plural to electrical antenna is ‘antennas’…..antennae is also a plural but this would refer to the things on top of insects heads….sooo not exactly a dramatic BASE jump

The thing I love the most about corrections is hearing Amber Ruffin’s distinct laughter in the background. I fear the day audiences come back, because this self indulgent comedy will go away, but when Seth tries to pander to his crew it is so much funnier than when he panders to the average audience member.

Correction: antennAS is plural in 🇺🇸 for 1+ electrical device thingy. AntennAE denotes 1+ feeler thingy on the top of the heads of bugs. 😋 🦗🐜 And, yes, "thingy" _is_ the technical term.

Remember when Seth made a joke at a speech and it became a super villain origin story?

This show deserves an Emmy!

I judge how good Corrections is by how many time I hear Amber laughing… this was a good one!

“Freq- you’ve been frequently asked that..?” 😂😂🤣🤣😭😭 I don’t know why that got me so bad

This segment is the closest thing around to the great old Craig Ferguson energy. Kind of a "This doesn't matter, nobody cares, let's just have fun" vibe.

Seth: makes mistake Internet: this is where the fun begins

I swear, "Corrections" is simply the best. 😎 Especially when Seth breaks out the Vince Vaughn... "buddy, buddy, buddy". 👍

What kind of a monster would give this a thumbs down?! This is the absolute shining moment in our lives these days!

On a related note: I’m actually a left-handed flatulist.

Love the little messages on the back of the cards at the end

I somehow feel this sense of community with other Jackels whenever Seth mentions them.

Corrections is almost always the funniest 15mins of the week. Thank you, Seth. And thank you, too, jackals.

The best feeling in the world is when you forget it's Friday and are surprised to see Corrections!

C'rrections saved my day today, I was going to be sad all day but after this weekly masterpiece, there's no way I could be!

As a Minnesotan, your Mike Lindell impressions is spot on. He might be a Minnesotan, but he sounds like a mutant Chicagoan/Wisconsinite hybrid.

The thing I like most about Corrections is that you get to a point and think "Wow, this has being going on for a WHILE" and you wiggle the mouse to check the time and you're only a third of the way through.

“…and I learned that from, Mike Lindell.” Best line in C’rections, I think it even went over the heads of your writers, it did not get the credit it deserved.

This is my favorite time of the week. I feel like this is our private nerd time with Seth. It's fantastic.

A left-handed flute company should sponsor C'rrections. Also, pro tip, the long sustained notes that are hard to hold are meant to test the endurance of musicians, and the ones who last the longest are the ones best represented in the genetics of the next generation. This is known as Survival of The Flutist. I would like to thank Seth and the crew for getting weird.

“I feel like the energy of those of you who leave comments, it has a methy energy. Like you’re all cranked up on ICE. Do we watch closer look again and look for flubs?” Hahahahaha 🤣

Jackals are in the HOUSE ! This is the highlight of my week on youtube.

Even when I know where the "base humor" is going, I eagerly take the trip.

Sorry, it has to be said: this segment would not exist without the jackals! so kudos to the jackals for igniting the beautiful Corrections flame!! Also, good job Seth. Also also, great job, crew laughter... this segment really makes me smile....

This C’rrections was soooo funny that I had to revisit and rewatch it later in the week just for an added pick me up. You, your writers, and your crew are BASE- Brilliant,Amusing,Surprising,Exceptional!!! It took an historic pandemic to create this show’s format!(just as a diamond is formed under conditions of extreme pressure!) You,your writers, and your crew are just as precious😉

I just found this manic fever dream, and now I get to watch them all for the first time. So excited!

I worked with a guy that had a hang-up with people saying "pin number" I did everything I could to exaggerate it. Always said atm machine, lcd displays and upc codes lol. He was an awesome guy to work with and he always darted back with the things that annoyed me lol

The reason people like these videos more without the audience is because it makes the host more like a RU-vidr. They’re more intimate. They’re just better suited for this platform this way.

I love this format, with his crew actually laughing when its fun, not because they are signaled to do so

Followed Closer Look for years - absolute class...Corrections now weekly staple ... Keep it up Seth even after you go back to a live audience.... Remember all of us and give us a thanks in your Emmy speech!

I admit, I almost commented last week about the Walmart in Astoria, Oregon. But then, I looked it up to check my fact. I found out it was in Warrenton, so I let it go. But hey! Thank you for addressing that very important issue. It has been burning in my mind.

14:39 Seth holds up his note card which reads: A vote for Corrections is a vote for YOU.

I just want to point out that apart from being early here, it says 8 views, and 8 likes. That's a 100% approval rating for an Emmy nominated segment :)

My correction made it in! 😅👍 I never do that sort of thing, and I feel weirdly validated now. 😌 It's not a meth high. But a Seth high is still pretty good. 😏

Hey Seth - Buffalo Bill wasn't born in Denver, or even in Colorado. He was born in LeClaire, Iowa. He died in Denver, but is buried on Lookout Mountain, near Golden, Colorado. I can't believe no one else submitted this correction from this week's shows!

And on this blessed day, I have finally ascended to the rank of Jackal. Thank you Mike Lindell, you wonderful lawsuit magnet.

I just want to know why Owen Wilson wasn’t booked to speak on this show during his Loki press tour

Quarantine Seth (with the crew as audience) is the best Seth. I'll correct anyone who disagrees.

Correction: Quinnipiac is a University, not a company…

C'rrections is by far the most favouritest 15 minutes of my week. There is nothing i enjoy looking forward to more. Love. Love. Love your work Seth!

Never fails to make me laugh out loud, then laugh harder as soon as I hear Amber laughing.

What if they announce Corrections is the Emmy winner and by the time Seth comes to the stage, they say sorry there has been a correction , it was actually Randy Rainbow 😂😂😂

I think my favorite part of this is hearing Amber’s cackle in the background.

Ahhh...the comforting sound of Amber's laugh in the background.

"Do we watch Closer Look again to look for flubs?!?!?" Yes, the answer is yes. #jackalpawstackleflaws

I love that I can pick out Amber’s laugh so easily. Positively delightful!

I have watched the entire list of Corrections videos more than once, and they get funnier every time.

Before this feature, I did not pay that much attention to noticing mistakes, Seth. Now I have to avoid being like people reading Bizzarro cartoons and counting up the goofy doodles instead of appreciating the humor.

Never bring back the audience.

“The jackals! are inside the house” 😂😂😂😂Facts

As an Oregonian I was surprised that the Walmart in Astoria came up, assuming it was about Oregon I didn't give it much thought. Didn't even realize Seth was talking about somewhere else until corrections...

I'm glad Randy Rainbow is nominated again. Seth Meyers and Randy Rainbow are my go-to happy fixes.

Sudafed is not an amphetamine. It does have a very mild stimulant effect itself, but the reason you have to show ID is actually because it’s a precursor to methamphetamine. It’s the easiest starting ingredient. Especially if you have no training in chemistry or remaining healthy teeth, have been awake for five days straight, and are currently in a school is buried somewhere slightly east of the Inland Empire.

The ones who said an 18 year old isn't a kid were probably 18 years old, and just proving how grown up they are. 😉

Comments cannot describe how much I love this segment, this crew, amd this show. 😍😍😍 #proudjackal

"The jackels are inside the house". I lost it.

Flutist. Floutist. Flatulist. How did he keep a straight face when the crew (and I) burst out laughing in hysterics!?!?

A correction for next week: One of my pet peeves is TV hosts that say "See you next week". You don't see us, we see you. If you could see us, you'd absolutely quit your job.

I'm not proud of the things I'd be willing to do to get that Late Night with Half Ass Ham mug. If the jackals are inside the house, they should begin a clandestine corrections mug operation. Given that it was my comment 😂 can I just have it when y'all are done with it lol

Not exactly a correction, but kind of: Pressing 1 while watching a RU-vid video on desktop jumps you to the 10% mark of said video (so for this video to the 1:30 mark) and thus completely interrupts whatever section you're watching. Please don't ask us to do that again unless you do it at the 9.9% mark of the video!

Hearing Amber laughing in the background is potentially my favorite part of this.

It was pretty cool of you, Seth. 🤣 My favorite comedians of all time were always Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert, but man, you've wormed your way into my heart with these segments. Your awkwardness that you've perfected over quarantine is just perfect- it reminds me of why I loved Jon Stewart so much.

I was expecting a flotus joke and a sound clip of Dr Jill Biden would play

The MyPillow is 90% crack house mattress filling and 10% the crushed hopes & dreams of others … puts him right to sleep

"The jackals are inside the house" also needs merch

Astoria, Oregon, is an interesting town architecturally-- the movies "Goonies" and "Kindergarten Cop" took advantage of it quirky look. It is very well-known and important historically as the oldest American settlement on the West Coast, founded in 1811. Nearby was the winter quarters of Lewis and Clark's expedition. Like many small cities, it was somewhat frozen in the time of its greatest influence, which would be the early 20th century when it was a canning/lumber center. It also is tightly packed in geographically by the Columbia River in the north and heavily forested hills to the south. As a result, the "big box" stores that serve the city are in Warrenton, Oregon, just across Young's Bay and along the coast. These stores along Highway 101 are a fairly new addition, and include Costco, Home Depot, and yes, Wal-Mart. So to answer your question, I would understand what you meant by "the Wal-Mart in Astoria." However, I might feel the need to correct you by saying "you mean Warrenton?" The trouble with this, however, is that Warrenton is not terribly well-known, even in Oregon outside those who travel through Clatsop County regularly. So I'll give you a pass on this.