CORRECTIONS Episode 35: Week of Monday, January 24

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Seth Meyers takes a moment to address some of the errors from this week of Late Night, like messing up the rights to the Olive Garden slogan and constantly mispronouncing the word "pundits."
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CORRECTIONS: Week of Monday, January 24 - Late Night with Seth Meyers
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@dzd2371 2 года назад

Wally not getting out of bed for a Zoom meeting is a power move, and I love him all the more for it.

@fmtaylor92 2 года назад

I guess a paralyzed, poisoned person could log into Zoom and blink his eyes. Well worth the 15 minutes of explanation of an unaired Zoom call. Fascinating

@EH23831 2 года назад

All hail Wally! ❤️

@tulleyhicks994 2 года назад

What a diva.

@nomadpurple6154 2 года назад

Anyone who shafts the dumb HR dept crap deserves a bonus!!!

@thunderousapplause 2 года назад

Unpopular opinion: Wally is boring, unfunny, and not a performer. I am so tired of him.

@normanhillbish4749 2 года назад

Seth does this thing where he's talking naturally and you don't realize it's a setup to a joke.... and then he has this little pause.... and we don't know what he's going to say next, but our bodies are already reacting in anticipation to the amazing punchline.

@EH23831 2 года назад

The set up for the Wally being paralysed bit was GOLD! 😂

@anro7137 2 года назад

Mide as well face it, we’re addicted to Seth.

@ronaldarends1949 2 года назад

Pander much

@normanhillbish4749 2 года назад

@@ronaldarends1949 I enjoy the show and his performance. I'm not sure that's pandering. But, meh.

@reneeschwider6136 2 года назад

Yes, perfect delivery!

@theruoc147 2 года назад

CORRECTION: I feel bad being a Jackal but I can’t resist this. I’ve had 2 brain surgeries and was thankfully knocked out for both of them(doing much better now.). I think it specifically depends on what part of the brain they’re operating on. Anyone who is interested, I had my right temporal lobe cut out(at least most of it.). It was to treat my epilepsy and iti’s a pretty standard procedure for that. You’re only usually kept awake when the surgery involves an area around your major motor skills. So they can test how you’re affected in real time instead of waiting till the end. It’s an easy mistake to make. You’d think they’d want you awake no matter what, I thought I would be, but thankfully no. Love ya Seth.

@torgnyaanderaa2334 2 года назад

No worries, Nick! This is the sort of correction Seth loves; you're basically correcting the jackals here :) (Also - DAYMN! That is some invasive surgery! Hope you are doing OK - all things considered.)

@theruoc147 2 года назад

@@torgnyaanderaa2334 doing much better. Thanks

@torgnyaanderaa2334 2 года назад

@@theruoc147 Glad to hear it! Hope you don't have to go through more of those. (Unless, you know, it's necessary.)

@aydellpen4323 2 года назад

Love your story😅

@aydellpen4323 2 года назад

Oh and I hope everything worked out and you are doing well🙂

@numero9 2 года назад

Spellcheck is browser dependent, so the "dotted" or "squiggly" line will appear different depending if you use Chrome, Safari, Firefox, etc.

@rneumeye 2 года назад

Thanks for being such a helpful jackal. 😄

@turdfurgeson1643 2 года назад

But it's Twitter. Sorry for the jackal on jackal action.

@Thrillhou 2 года назад

@@turdfurgeson1643 many people only ever use Twitter in a browser window, especially on desktop. Even on mobile devices many, myself included, prefer not to have a specific app for it.

@elaexplorer 2 года назад

My thoughts exactly. Also, depends on if using a phone app.

@sigil8386 2 года назад

So, no jackal apology to Seth?

@sunkhunt9748 2 года назад

This is the best segment of the week, every week, hands down.

@surealivro6242 2 года назад

but it wouldn't be possible without all the other segments, it's the circle of life

@turdfurgeson1643 2 года назад

The self awareness is amazing. Free therapy is awesome.

@turdfurgeson1643 2 года назад

Oh, loving people on the Counsel of Famous People is Tight!

@sunkhunt9748 2 года назад

@@surealivro6242 Hate to be a jackal, but that's not strictly true. If you removed all the others, it'd still be the best, by virtue of it being the only one. Its content would solely be corrections from the previous weeks corrections... The question would be, in that universe, how did it ever start?.. Cosmic.

@finanzkrise 2 года назад

@@sunkhunt9748 😂😂 True facts. I'm glad at least someone is really thinking things through

@less_likely 2 года назад

Fun fact, Washington and Jefferson hated each other and nearly fought to the death until they realized that both their wives were named Martha, and they became fast friends and teamed up to defeat King George.

@Rei-Rei 2 года назад

Someone should make a movie of that.

@lawebley 2 года назад

@@Rei-Rei They did. It's called Batman V Superman.

@strawbarry7834 2 года назад

was going to write something similar, but you wrote it so much better. please take all of my upvotes.

@boomslangCA 2 года назад

This sounds like Drunk History.

@enmunate 2 года назад

Why did you say that name!

@sadlystuckinreality 2 года назад

Love hearing the crew laughing at the jokes. There's something so intimate about the setting of corrections and I love it.

@xzonia1 2 года назад

Their laughter really helps me relax and enjoy Seth's silliness. :)

@madamwho 2 года назад

I love that too!

@wademt 2 года назад

Ya that’s Wally laughing. And maybe a couple of other people. But Wally tho.

@jessicaknutson4502 2 года назад

Not me, a knitter, watching this with my 19 year old cat sitting on my chest 🤪

@mehershrishtinigam5449 2 года назад

A CERTIFIED JACKAL RIGHT HERE

@persiswynter6357 2 года назад

Yep, there's overLAP. 😸😸😸😸

@rosemdhar4767 2 года назад

Oh... That "See Me Next Week" is a just the right amount of hope that we all need right now... Thank you Seth...

@lollylolly8186 2 года назад

Mugg with the squiggly line is priceless!! Props to whoever does the mugs. 👏👏

@TyrSkyFatherOfTheGods 2 года назад

Props to the props!

@maryroberts589 2 года назад

@@TyrSkyFatherOfTheGods you beat me to this comment!

@utezahn3174 2 года назад

Jackal bait.

@-xirx- 2 года назад

Oh I missed that, thanks!

@rinnyrindawg 2 года назад

I want some of them tbh

@christopherlundgren1700 2 года назад

Shout out to Kenny Coil. Way to hold that cable, buddy.

@nomadpurple6154 2 года назад

He's the most important person on the crew. What Seth doesn't know is its the main power cable for all the lights & cameras and Kenny has to stretch it out so that it reaches the power socket. If Kenny drops it, the whole show goes dark.

@wademt 2 года назад

So I worked with a guy Kevin Coil, an IT guy in Montana. He was all about the cable.

@snoski 2 года назад

Google "Kenny Coyle"

@briesullivan6149 2 года назад

I love all the Wally content! And yes.. Knitting community and cat community are two overlapping circles where the "Venn" is "hypervigilant knitters defending their projects from curious cats".

@turdfurgeson1643 2 года назад

Truth.

@no3namesalike 2 года назад

Besides being extremely allergic to cats, and thus, not having this problem, as a knitter, I can't imagine having to keep cat hair and curious paws off my knitting! I love dogs, but I don't live with any, and I deliberately leave my knitting at home when I go to houses with pets. Keeping fish seems like the way to go as a knitter!

@-c3202 2 года назад

The stress of preventing them from eating yarn.....

@chipmunkwarcry 2 года назад

My first major experience involving an animal and a knitting project, was actually with a dog (not that a curious cat wouldn’t have wanted to try something too). Said dog, who is super adorable, saw my knitting sitting on the table and decided to grab either the skien or the project itself and run across the house. He proceeded to go out the doggie door and half way across the backyard, the whole time the other half of my project was being dragged along behind him. When I found my project one part was in the house stuck against the doggie door and the other half was across the patio and several yards into the grass. Fortunately, there wasn’t any major damage and I just had to clean off some grass. lol

@marjieestivill 2 года назад

The battle can involve the cat’s jealousy anger at the knitter wanting to exclude the cat from playing with it as well. The knitter’s fingers and hands get bit and clawed while trying to pull the yarn loose - under the guise of ‘play.’ Lots of hurt feelings and raw anger can result.

@petereckels2724 2 года назад

Accused of being out of touch on prices at Subway, the response is, “Yes, out of touch comes with the job. Thanks!” Well played!

@CopenhagenRayne 2 года назад

when I saw the 6 dollar footlong I though, ohh sweet summer child, it has been a loooong time since the 5 dollar offer was there

@MrGared22 2 года назад

Well, when it comes to Subway, it's better to not touch anything at all, just look at Jared.

@NoahsGameCave 2 года назад

@@CopenhagenRayne Yeah. It wasn't about whether or not he eats at Subway, it's the fact that you physically can't get that much food for $5 anymore. Not even half the amount of food.

@Formedras 2 года назад

@@CopenhagenRayne I wish the MEATBALL footlong was only $6.

@marcusm6104 2 года назад

Somehow Corrections makes me feel like I’m in on the joke, yet there’s over 4 million subscribers who’re in on the joke.

@agimasoschandir 2 года назад

Not all subscribers watch - see view count

@marcusm6104 2 года назад

@@agimasoschandir I stand corrected.

@elmerfudd5193 2 года назад

Yup; Seths’ the jokester

@elmerfudd5193 2 года назад

@@agimasoschandir damn I thought that my brother was the only literal person, just can’t let things be 😯

@catalinacurio 2 года назад

Every family should have a weekly corrections hour. 😊

@misterdoctor9693 2 года назад

So they should play it back to back 3 times or play it once and have a 40 minute discussion about it? What's your format? In our house we do it twice with songs and prayers and intense googling in between.

@hz3701 2 года назад

I'd go for an hour of no correction

@laurarichter1780 2 года назад

I get the sense that Seth lives in a corrections universe with alexi (in a hilarious loving way, not putting her down!)

@maryroberts589 2 года назад

My husband would tell you I practice all week for Friday mornings. (He clearly doesn't watch Crxunz with me to understand that the material is collected during all segments, so no need for the pack to go after me for this comment.) 😉

@timothydoremus4252 2 года назад

@@hz3701 This sounds like a cry for help. 😬

@polygaryd 2 года назад

Donatello is the not the one with authority issues thats Raphael. If any one of the turtles would not wear a mask "because 'merica" its him. Mikey is a wild card. If he feels inclined to not wear a mask because hes a party dude, hed put one on if Leo or Donnie told him to. It could go either way with Mikey. Donnie is the least likely to not wear a mask due to him being the science brain he is. So Seth, that was the worst of the 4 turtles to choose. Smh.

@jonathanhartzell4579 2 года назад

Donnie follows the science. Raph would definitely trade in his mask for a red hat.

@elyssay3157 2 года назад

I was thinking the same thing about Donatello and mask wearing!

@gianalfredo 2 года назад

I came here to say just this, except I couldn’t have said it better myself.

@Jooberwak 2 года назад

Michelangelo is 100% a Joe Rogan fan

@polygaryd 2 года назад

@@jonathanhartzell4579 I dont know about that. I mean Raph does stand up for whats right and helps all types of people. He just doesnt like to be told what to do and has a different idea as how to lead but they all 4 have the same goal. The red hats are different type of people that dont have those attributes nor do they have the same goals as the non red hats. The only thing they have in common is that they dont like being told what to do. I dont like being told what to do and I'm certainly not a red hat magadouche (read megadouche lmao) as we call them.

@sophiaonearth6347 2 года назад

I watched this video to pass the last 15 minutes before my dream school released admission decisions, and I got in! Thanks Seth, you are my good luck charm.

@joseph-zoramcbride4029 2 года назад

Congratulations!!

@sigil8386 2 года назад

That's awesome news, congratulations!

@chanimiko6981 2 года назад

congrats! :D

@jessaminemanchester 2 года назад

That's awesome, congratulations!

@ninandrews 2 года назад

Congratulations!!!

@michellecornelson704 2 года назад

Ah, Seth...how I look forward to seeing A Closer Look and Corrections every time!

@svilenvasilev3819 2 года назад

Same here.

@sailordaigurren8225 2 года назад

Tuesdays without Closer Look are torture for me.

@molliewatts6445 2 года назад

Wally not getting out of bed is "The kind of story we need right now" :-) Way to work smarter not harder Wally!

@charliebuckets7866 2 года назад

As much as the corrections are for us jackals, i suspect its more of a wink to the crew. I love their laughter and its the one show anywhere i cant live without.

@arinestlebaum8564 2 года назад

[Jackal mask off] If there is anything good I could say came of the last two years of pandemic, it's this incredible segment. Thank you for the laughs, and for creating a (dysfunctional) community feeling. [Jackal mask on] However, you have still failed to address how your recent Surprise Inspection segment did not include the names of the writers of several of the featured jokes.

@janethalken8269 2 года назад

Thank you, that bugged me too!

@a.kenneth3521 2 года назад

Jackal seconded.

@oddsnends3446 2 года назад

And thirded.

@jillsorbera7247 2 года назад

fourthed!

@57June 2 года назад

Fifthed!

@fuzzytattoo 2 года назад

In his defense, in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III: Turtles in Time Michelangelo does refer to the mask as a bandana. My wife had never seen it, and didn't understand why everyone hated the movie. So I did have to sit through it just yesterday. Now she knows lol. The incident of calling it a bandana happens at 36 min into the film. Though it is the least liked of the three original films, it is there.

@frolickinglions 2 года назад

Thanks for taking one for the (jackal) team.

@petercarlson5261 2 года назад

While we're on the subject, I don't think Donatello would have been the anti-masker. I would put that towards Mike or Raph.

@emiliabolsas 2 года назад

@@frolickinglions Erhm, I think our friend took three for the jackals.

@MrNbinfinity 2 года назад

But Raph or Michy would be more believable to refuse a mask. Amiright...

@MrNbinfinity 2 года назад

Didn't even see the other jackels who are with me already

@faitherific 2 года назад

I love this show. We all love you Seth, but it's so lovely that the whole team gets credit. You guys are the best. Thanks for doing these.

@xzonia1 2 года назад

agreed :)

@debbyemerson3877 2 года назад

Simply love the abrupt intros and outros. Last week's "Hi" and "Bye" had me dying. Now, "Hey everybody, Pundints" is over the top and I'm here for it

@Lu_Woods 2 года назад

Thanks for being wrong sometimes. It feels like family when I'm here.

@tartra 2 года назад

If it was really family, *I'd* be wrong.

@RubyDoobieScoo 2 года назад

Try the breadsticks.

@burgermind802 2 года назад

and the pillies

@alumpyhorse 2 года назад

same🐾🐾

@HiIAmPaul 5 месяцев назад

Nobody out corrects the Hut.

@kryskilgannon 2 года назад

I realized the reason I love Corrections so much is because the entire premise, attitude and atmosphere reminds me of Craig Ferguson when he found his groove.

@ItsLalasWorld 2 года назад

Seth meyers new writing staff and this segment proves how he’s league ahead of the late night game.

@rowynnecrowley1689 2 года назад

Yeah, unlike some other late night hosts, Seth doesn't need to fill time pandering to the audience. It's the same show with or without one.

@italiahockey 2 года назад

@@rowynnecrowley1689 or extended segments without him.

@istdochallesegal3427 2 года назад

Just one league ahead? (Sorry, that's a bit of Jackal cannibalism)

@puellanivis 2 года назад

He really is pretty fetch.

@43243vxzyq 2 года назад

A league of his own or owners of leagues in general, I'm very jackaled up right now ahhhhh

@lawrencedoliveiro9104 2 года назад

The reason why you are kept awake during brain surgery is so that the surgeon can get immediate feedback if they get anywhere close to cutting something they shouldn’t. The brain has no pain sensors, so the patient doesn’t actually suffer (much) discomfort. I read once about this virtuoso violinist, who actually kept playing during his surgery, so the surgeon could be sure no damage was done to that precious skill. Of course, your head is completely immobilized, otherwise the accuracy of the cutting would be jeopardized.

@hkrug666 2 года назад

I remember that too, about the violinist. Now if I could only remember where I read it...

@istdochallesegal3427 2 года назад

There are a few of these instances; one involved a virtuoso guitarist.

@larsgutsein3910 2 года назад

It was her surgery. British violinist Dagmar Turner.

@puellanivis 2 года назад

Yeah, they literally screw your skull into a structure so that you cannot move the brain meats while they’re working. Just even breathing would make the surgery so very unsafe without it.

@combatbaby7 2 года назад

Not all brain surgeries keep the patient awake. I’ve had one. And believe me when I woke up I was in incredible pain.

@Speedy-vy4kq 2 года назад

Donatello is the smartest Ninja Turtle and would always wear his mask. Being a contrarian, Raphael is the most likely to not wear a mask. Though, Michaelangelo might forget or be misinformed about mask wearing. Leonardo would be wearing a mask and have back-ups for everyone.

@greggatesjr1301 2 года назад

🤣 yes. I came to the comments to write this and wrote almost the same thing. I didn’t include Leo, but your comment is spot on. He’s so responsible.

@mistermaestersirthomas9164 2 года назад

Is this the “Donatello’s a respectable scientist “ meeting?

@munkysthrowpoop 2 года назад

Couldn’t agree more.

@darrenjackson4646 2 года назад

I never make a correction but as a lifelong Turtles fan, I found it insulting that Donatello was picked as an antimasker. Raphael for sure and maybe Michaelangelo, hell I might have even let Leo slide. But Donatello, the tinkering scientist who holds logic and reason above all except family and pizza. On top of that, Donatello and Leo would force raph and mikey to extra cautious for master splinter and they would, because they wouldn't ever want to hurt splinter

@tbh1444 2 года назад

Donatello would have cured COVID by now using microbes from a leftover pizza slice, and some sort of Turtle Van aerosol spray dispenser. There wouldn't even be antivaxxers, or -maskers if the Turtles were on the job.

@zubee1 2 года назад

The Prince Andrew joke… “Formerly known as” … got me good. My daughter said she’d never heard the laugh I let out, before!!

@ariamattias468 2 года назад

Just chiming in that there is definitely overlap in the knitting/cat cohabiting group. My kitten is screaming at me for not letting him ingest string while i attempt to make him a bed 😑

@jjlonsdale5971 2 года назад

Yes, I was watching this while knitting a sock, with my cat sitting next to me, and I definitely felt called out XD

@EH23831 2 года назад

Oh! A friend just told me his cat ingested a whole lot of string and nearly died! Needed a major operation to fix… 😖

@philjohnson1744 2 года назад

Worked at subway in 08. We had a cardboard cutout of jared. People still sing the jingle to me. Please Mr. Meyers, stop the cycle of evil.

@eligimlihotmailcom 2 года назад

Judging from the encounter with the knitting community, you're going to be sent a cat and you'll love it.

@Alpenjodler1 2 года назад

Your catsplanation was satisfactory, the hit has been called off. Enjoy.

@-xirx- 2 года назад

Lol

@jenni8982 2 года назад

Wally not getting out of bed shows he knows how secure his job is. Also, I'm so glad corrections was started because this is the best segment. I thank the knitting community.

@eunicekalu8965 2 года назад

These Corrections really make my Friday! Wally is the absolute greatest! Love Seth and the whole crew! 😃😃😃😃❤️❤️❤️❤️

@JimiTime1 2 года назад

I hate to admit…first thing I do Friday mornings…then I watch it again later 😂

@harrykind 2 года назад

CORRECTION: Seth refers to a single "confettum" in today's Closer Look. Actually, as confetti comes from the Italian word for a sugared almond, the singular would be "confetto".

@elaexplorer 2 года назад

The confettum did sound weird, and he paused on it, like he knew it wasn't right,so I was actually expecting it to be in this week's corrections.

@harrykind 2 года назад

@@elaexplorer It had Jackalbait written all over it.

@juliemacdonell6381 2 года назад

And it was richly funny!

@-xirx- 2 года назад

Nice. Thank you! a #CORRECTION correctly corrected!

@snoski 2 года назад

@@harrykind exactly. There's no way in hell Seth used the word "confettum" in a Corrections segment without looking it up first

@StephanieAly 2 года назад

I just love how Corrections has evolved over time -- I love the show, anyway, but it's been such a joy to witness what you've been able to do with more breathing room (and/or comfort?) to experiment and be creative, Seth. Corrections (and Documentary Now tbh) feels like it was created precisely tuned to my personality, and how often do we luck out with that?

@Betelgeuseification 2 года назад

I mean....not that we NEED to ascribe political beliefs to any one of the TMNT but, Donatello would 100% be wearing a mask!

@greggatesjr1301 2 года назад

Yes! Because SCIENCE!!💪😃

@thebritons 2 года назад

I really appreciate this assumption and I agree. No doubt in my mind.

@emmaiblass 2 года назад

Thank you! Saying one of them would ditch the mask for individuality is absolutely a Raph joke

@LoganBluth 2 года назад

@@emmaiblass See, I was thinking Michelangelo - He's the hippy California dude type, and there's a lot of crazy anti-mask stuff in the New Age community.

@Midori_Seabreeze 2 года назад

I love that all these people actually know things and correct them. Like I knew something felt off about the joke with Martha and Thomas but couldn’t put my finger on it. Now I know it was a timing thing. Right on jackals! Looking forward to the possibility of that alligator pit not actually being in the League of Doom headquarters! No snarky comment on the back of a card?

@oddsnends3446 2 года назад

Yeah, there was no back of the card comment. Come on, Seth!

@Benny23761 2 года назад

The back of the note card closer is one of my favorite parts of corrections. The closing line for A Closer Look are often off and awkward in tone , or even just lame and overreaching, but the Corrections messages are almost always on point.

@anro7137 2 года назад

That’s what was off! The card was missing!

@Midori_Seabreeze 2 года назад

@@anro7137 oh I meant like Martha’s life and Sally Hemming’s children being born not overlapping. Aka= no affair was had.

@ultimus616 2 года назад

If any of the turtles were going to reject the mask wearing it would probably be Raph, Donnie is the least likely to not listen to science guidelines Edit: it's Raph not Ralph, I use swipe to type and didn't catch that one lmao

@Naryoril 2 года назад

Correction: Raph, not Ralph, it's the short version of Raphael

@rowynnecrowley1689 2 года назад

No way. It would be Mikey, most easily manipulated by conspiracies. And it's Raph. Short for Raphael. Which I realize is just Spanish for Ralph, but still. Not the same.

@misterdoctor9693 2 года назад

I think you meant Raph. Sorry to be such a pedant, but you know...

@Ocker3 2 года назад

Indeed, Cool but Rude Raph would be the one most against doing what they told him, and Donnie would be all about the science.

@Dannosuke25 2 года назад

I'm a part of the Hemmings family and have been to a reunion. It was fun hahaha!

@RankinMsP 2 года назад

Seth at his best. No mimicking voices or crazy tangents. Just pure madness. Love it!

@thereseoreilly 2 года назад

My brother had brain surgery for 5 hours. A nurse had to be facing him the whole time checking in on him. At one point he started giggling and they stopped the surgery. Nurse said he had to tell her what was happening and why he was laughing. He finally relented and told her all he was laughing thinking he was in that scene from the "Hannibal" movie where Ray Liotta's brain is fried and fed to him. All he could see was the nurse's eyes widen in horror above her surgical mask. Poor thing was traumatised!

@lhoward9593 2 года назад

@@williamw422 I am laughing so hard! Thanks!

@brittanymiller5585 2 года назад

Wally is so relatable. I bet if he had to talk, he would still obviously have the morning frog in his throat. Also, the appropriate term would probably be a spree killing. Serial killers have a cooling off period between murders.

@rowynnecrowley1689 2 года назад

I still wouldn't call 2 a spree. Just practice, really.

@misterdoctor9693 2 года назад

Um, actually you meant "term".

@timothydoremus4252 2 года назад

@@rowynnecrowley1689 Scary, casually vicious jackal....😰

@Sparklingjm1 2 года назад

@@rowynnecrowley1689 every kill is a practice for the next one. Serial killers never stop practicing the art of death, it’s not like “ok I’m gonna kill two people for practice and then go pro with the serial killer league on my third one!”

@vforwombat9915 2 года назад

different types of killings. 2 isn't really a spree. a spree is multiple killings all done in essentially one go, or over the course of a few days. serial killers pick targets and can wait a long time between killings. then there's mass murderers, who usually kill a bunch of ppl all at once. i think folks who only kill 2 ppl are called 'underachievers.' but i might be wrong on that.

@greggatesjr1301 2 года назад

Correction: Out of ALL the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Donatello would keep his his mask on, because he is the smartest and the most dedicated to science. Raphael or Michelangelo would probably take their masks off first. Raphael, because he often self-centered and antisocial. Michelangelo, because he’s more impulsive and unfocused.

@Slayqueenatron 2 года назад

Great point - Michelangelo would be my pick, he’d be surfing the net, stuffing his face with pizza, reading batshit crazy conspiracy theories. Disagree about Raphael though, he’d be the guy being aggressive to anti-maskers. Meanwhile Donatello would be busy sampling the covid content in the waste water… he can finally work from home.

@LoganBluth 2 года назад

Thank god there are other people of culture around here to correct Seth on his TMNT misinformation!

@peggyking9543 2 года назад

Here just to confirm there is definitely overlap in my knitting cats group. (This is NOT the cat knitting group. Completely different, but people often confuse them.)

@dohrk 2 года назад

So you knit cats, but cats that knit aren't the same?

@peggyking9543 2 года назад

We don't have ACTUAL cats in our group because that would just be silly! (Man, more like crazy...)

@nickchristensen6376 2 года назад

I died when he said that

@jlasvideos 2 года назад

Doesn't Wally work 7 days a week? Between Late Night, Amber's show and SNL? Hasn't he been working for 80 years? I feel like sleeping through some boring ass Zoom presentation is fair enough.

@christystainer3741 2 года назад

That would be six days a week and Amber's show has been on hiatus since before Christmas. But yes, Wally works hella hard.

@ProudPapaJD 2 года назад

Real life hilarious corrections moment: on a Leslie Nielsen video, someone commented “surely, you can’t be serious”, so I replied to him of course with “yes, I’m serious, and stop calling me Shirley!” To which I was corrected by someone who said “he wasn’t calling you Shirley, he said SUREly” My wittiest reply I came up with was “Surely you haven’t seen Airplane!” I’m still giggling about the whole exchange and have no idea if the person was actually that literal or playing along with the joke. I’m assuming the former.

@canadianhappyinitalytruest6556 2 года назад

the jackals are unleashed! bravo!!

@Mythraen 2 года назад

For the record, I'm not sure that life is any more real than this one. Also, I wonder if you should have said, "Shirley, you haven't seen Airplane!"

@ProudPapaJD 2 года назад

@@Mythraen I did debate on that for awhile. 😂😂

@janethalken8269 2 года назад

I had a similar conversation once. Every other person at the table got the reference but a very irate Karen who was so mad that someone was listening inaccurately.

@mikemasse 2 года назад

I'm with Seth on this one: a joke can only get old by its frequent use, so the dust becomes a metaphor for that frequent use. People are being too literal to see the joke.

@enterthecarp7085 2 года назад

Did I just haphazardly learn my first Post Malone lyric? Grrrr

@danawrigleywalkingstickand5677 2 года назад

Ah, for the good old days when we were Pre Malone...

@trey3905 2 года назад

i love this show and he finally mentioned one of my corrections! so happy

@emiliabolsas 2 года назад

🙌

@lb5368 2 года назад

Noice!! 👏🐾

@a.kenneth3521 2 года назад

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻🤣👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻🤣👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

@-xirx- 2 года назад

Which correction was it? 😀

@trey3905 2 года назад

@@-xirx- the one about being awake for brain surgery. House is my favorite show anc I just remember it from there 😂

@rolandkloka 2 года назад

My favorite part of the week

@aeumurolake9563 2 года назад

I learn so much from these corrections! Even if I don't watch the week's episodes, it's still gold!♡

@verdatum 2 года назад

My friend in 7th grade was not only awake during brain surgery. He was awake during brain surgery that was being performed by the future United States Director of Housing and Urban Development, Dr. Ben Carson. He was honestly a great guy. He did a video chat with the class all the way in the mid 90s explaining what was going to happen and how no one should make fun of the scar that would be on his head, and the guy honestly saved my friend's life....Then he went forth to take on politics....ooof.

@_whatsername1911 2 года назад

I feel like this is what an actual argument would Seth would be like. God Bless his wife.

@frolickinglions 2 года назад

His wife is a lawyer, so I'm sure she could hold her own with him (or even trounce him. Sorry Seth!).

@wendy5116 2 года назад

I laugh harder during this segment than I do from the rest of RU-vid

@ryshow9118 2 года назад

As an Anti-Correcshun, I'm proud of you for getting your S Club 7 history correct

@thebritons 2 года назад

We've got to all stick together. Good friends are there for each other. Never ever forget.

@bakerg1 2 года назад

Loved the S Club 7 reference but they didn’t start touring until 2001.

@mnchls 2 года назад

don't be a h8er

@sasquaatch6889 2 года назад

@@mnchls // Question : can we ‘jackal’ the Jackals? Regardless, either you didn’t watch the whole ‘h8er versus h8r’ segment, or you just don’t care. But you can’t be a Jackal if you don’t care! Just saying🤷🏻‍♀️

@LindaC616 2 года назад

@@sasquaatch6889 jackals jackal each other all the time!

@frolickinglions 2 года назад

@@sasquaatch6889 Follow up question: Should verbifying 'jackal' be permissible? I vote no.

@Leopoldshark 2 года назад

@@mnchls oh no you pundidn't

@montewithGSO 2 года назад

I like “CORRECTIONS” I think as much as the show! Super smart writers! Seth is quick, sharp and funny (even when his writers do the work), and I just laugh out loud while watching these!

@michelle5784 2 года назад

Whoaaa Seth writes corrections himself. Don't give his writers credit for this segment (even though his writers are the best). Mike Schumacher posted about it on Twitter. He apparently goes through the comments, and then he works on his jokes all week. That's why the reactions from the writers and crew are so genuine, they haven't heard the jokes before

@montewithGSO 2 года назад

@@michelle5784 understood! I really meant that in general I love his writers as much as him and the show in general. I was pretty sure he was writing corrections on his own, but thanks for the clarification!

@FoxMacLeod2501 2 года назад

I've been waiting for years for someone, anyone, to acknowledge how many people are consistently mispronouncing "pundits" as "pundents." Thanks buddy!

@professoraviva4628 2 года назад

Same here. It's a huge relief to have this out in the open! No more will I need to talk back to the screen with "pundiiiiiiiiits!"

@VianneyCreates 2 года назад

Yay! He got my "Welsh" correction! I love me some Raquel Welch! When I was a kid, she and Sophia Loren were like the most glamorous ladies I had ever seen (they were already old movies, etc...). Yes, in Cali we did "l8r sk8r." Another correction recognized! LOL!!

@music_YT2023 2 года назад

Wally giggling in the background when you're talking about the Zoom call just makes this perfect.

@johnchiu 2 года назад

JACKALS UNITE!!

@oppositeofh8 2 года назад

omg, that clean-up line about wally not getting out of bed at the end made it all worth it.

@tirzaben-ari4787 2 года назад

Correction: the FBI's definition of what counts as serial murder was changed a few years ago to "The unlawful killing of *two* or more victims by the same offender(s), in separate events." It doesn't have to include 3 victims anymore.

@Zahaqiel 2 года назад

So given the number of Marthas involved, can we assume that George Washington and Thomas Jefferson are getting their own Zack Snyder superhero teamup movie?

@UnderaRockGaming 2 года назад

I was expecting a similar joke

@misterdoctor9693 2 года назад

Oh! So that's why George didn't kill Thomas when given the chance. It's all starting to add up!

@irinaphoenix2169 2 года назад

I was feeling crappy, but I saw this video was up and smiled.

@jrpipik 2 года назад

When Olive Garden does their corrections next week, they'll cite Seth's correction on the pronoun mistake in their new motto. Seth is an Olive Garden Jackal!

@marysmith7765 2 года назад

I’m going to need to see a picture of the writer of the cat joke holding up his/her “18 year old cat” and a picture of a newspaper showing the current date before I can let that cat joke go. That’ll never happen.

@christopherchen1485 2 года назад

I, literally, enjoy these episodes more than the regular ones.. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

@carnyzack 2 года назад

Your own GRAPHIC was a squiggly line!!!

@PennieDeeStudio 2 года назад

Seth is right about the dotted red line on Twitter I think but the graphic they showed with the joke was the squiggly line from Microsoft. Love you Seth!!

@ronmiel100 2 года назад

"We talked about prince Andrew" I swear i thought he was just going to say :"That was a mistake"

@jimmcleod8764 2 года назад

Linda Ronstadt was the final poster in the Novella, it’s an important distinction.

@camilagnorth 2 года назад

seth i have a theory!! I bet the first word your daughter says will be Jackals! 🤣 , btw corrections is the best ❤

@LindaC616 2 года назад

Lol, I dunno....with two brothers, it's probably gonna be "stop!" 😅

@camilagnorth 2 года назад

@@LindaC616 YES SO TRUE AHAHAHHAHA

@janethalken8269 2 года назад

I love thinking of Cosmo Jost, Malcolm mulaney, Zoe forte and Addie Meyers in the same driver's Ed class together, in 16 years. And Ashe and samberg's daughter can buy them beer.

@camilagnorth 2 года назад

@@janethalken8269 OMG AHHAHAA THIS IS SO FUNNY, pls yes!!

@napoleonibonaparte7198 2 года назад

Corrections is just a fan service for Wally.

@maryroberts589 2 года назад

Before I even start watching this video, I'd like to point out that LEGO interlocking bricks we patented on this date in 1958. Happy Anniversary LEGOs! 😉

@TC_here 2 года назад

Re: The spelling correction.. How the spelling error will be highlighted will be influenced by the platform (android, windows or iOS) and not the application (twitter) ... So ye are all correct, some might have dotted line, squiggly line or a straight line (See Seth some of us got your back !)

@yatharthshah 2 года назад

It's nice to see Scollins in something other than a tank top.

@giorgiabalsarin4363 2 года назад

That was my thought on the entire moment when he showed the photo 😂😂

@gabbyb5918 2 года назад

Can I make a correction to a correction? Because Donatello's the smart Ninja Turtle (9:35)!

@PassionPi 2 года назад

CORRECTION: You often call Olive Garden "THE Olive Garden." I was willing to accept it for a time, but this cannot go uncorrected for any longer.

@Leopoldshark 2 года назад

It's the Ohio State University of Italian restaurants

@DizzMoll8312 2 года назад

@@Leopoldshark this is absolutely underrated. I’m dying.

@williamjktkd 2 года назад

I LOVE THIS PART!!! YEEEEEE!!!

@jbtpa895 2 года назад

Gotta admit, I thought Seth was thinking Martha Washington and immediately Googled to double check. So I can put fact checker on my resume?

@valeriem3644 2 года назад

I can’t believe her missed the opportunity to say wait…two Marthas??? (A la Justice League) 🤣

@_whatsername1911 2 года назад

It's time to change the name of this to "Really bad Justifications" 😂

@janedoeski9196 2 года назад

I wanna join the jackal club, but I have no complaints man. 💙

@burgermind802 2 года назад

When you're here, you are family

@janedoeski9196 2 года назад

@@burgermind802 niiiiiiiiiiicceee

@elyssay3157 2 года назад

Write something about Donatello being the least likely antimasker out of all four turtles. Shredder would go maskless before Donatello.

@a.kenneth3521 2 года назад

Aaalllll are welcome! Aaaaalllll are welcome! 👹😄

@agimasoschandir 2 года назад

Are you complaining about having no complaints?

@DeuxAces 2 года назад

If anyone from the Turtles were to stop wearing masks because this is America, it would be Raph.

@DANTE83100 2 года назад

True, with Donatello basically being the team's scientist he'd be pushing for face masks.

@j10ant 2 года назад

If any turtle is stopping wearing a mask it’s rafael. Donny definitely did his own research properly.

@misterdoctor9693 2 года назад

Donnie recognized that "doing your own research" now only means reading a Facebook post and trusted experts in the fields that he hadn't studied who had done the research.

@mperer1687 2 года назад

It's a squiggly line for both on Windows, but on the iPhone Twitter app it's dots. Which would be why your confused as your an iPhone user.

@LindaC616 2 года назад

*you're x 2

@sadlystuckinreality 2 года назад

Beyond thrilled that one of my corrections made it into the show!💗

@JoeO. 2 года назад

I was always a fan of Seth’s blue shirts. Now, this is probably a “navy blue” shirt, but for the sake of argument let us call it black. I think the black lends a certain gravitas that was missing from the show previously (Wally being the exception) that will lead the way to Emmy domination.

@candacen7779 2 года назад

Minor note: Wouldn't it be the cat *owner* community? Not the cat community? It's true that there's probably some overlap between the knitting community and the cat owner/owning community. But I doubt that there's an overlap between the knitting community and the cat community, unless you're saying that cats also know how to knit. Sorry to be so didactic, but that one just jumped out at me.

@oddsnends3446 2 года назад

No need to be sorry! Jackal's gotta jackal! And you're right. Though many "cat owners" might characterize themselves as "cat staff" or even "cat slaves." 😸

@-xirx- 2 года назад

Nice work fellow 🐾🦊!

@persiswynter6357 2 года назад

Excellent point! #TeamJackal I am cat staff, myself.

@francoistrempe 2 года назад

I like how he chose Donatello as being the anti-mask when he is the science guy in the group

@SFLiminality 2 года назад

I just came down here to see if someone else pointed it out, haha. Like of all the choices. Don? Really?

@a.k.momfriend5734 2 года назад

MY FIRST CORRECTION omg okay I have had brain surgery twice! asleep both times! only certain types of brain surgery are performed awake, it has to do with safety and brain function I believe. plenty of brain surgeries are done asleep. thanks so much!

@combatbaby7 2 года назад

Me tooooo (just once but definitely asleep). Also my first correction (twinsies)

@canadianhappyinitalytruest6556 2 года назад

@@combatbaby7 welcome to the jackal community and glad the surgery went well!

@canadianhappyinitalytruest6556 2 года назад

Welcome, fellow jackal! :)

@elyssay3157 2 года назад

I also had two--asleep for both. It REALLY hurts when you wake up. Having your skull cut through isn't any fun. Showing people the scar on your head is fun.

@Bill_Garthright 2 года назад

You should probably go back and watch the previous Corrections, because there are so many inside jokes these days. :)

@katiemc7242 2 года назад

This is my favourite Late Night with Seth Meyers video each week :)

@felixengelhardt6948 2 года назад

Correction about the "serial killer" semantics: If your writer had "killed it" several times, that would signify that their jokes had been good, not bad. So they can't be a "killer", can they?

@anro7137 2 года назад

Such a Jackal!