Jada and Will and YOU! + what does viral mean? - Josh Johnson - Comedy Cellar - Standup Comedy 

Come to Phoenix AZ!

I’m always watching!

❤😂

Come see us in Hollywood, CA! ❤️

Come to Oakland, CA : )

Facts 😂😂

answer: jada has the algorithm in her grips (friends high in the scientology machine don't hurt, neither)

I googled her in 2020 when I saw her in the movie 'Angel Has Fallen' to check her age. She admittedly looked 🔥 in that film.

Answer: people love hearing about her. You see her name, you click.

😂😂😂😂

Very Carl-linian in his approach! Josh is more of a story teller with his blunt delivery of observing human behaviour. He does it well!

Ever since he got the asap Rocky 2017 hair. Josh been in a new mode 🔥

I swear there is a tangible parallel with him losing the afro at the same time his comedy started being focused on social commentary. My man is all grown up now.

Power of the twists!

I'm convinced twists, locs, and box braids are where talent is held. Because as soon as a black artist shows back up with one of those 3, it's like they just unlocked the next Super Saiyan level.

Because you wrote Inception with a lower case i I was really confused until I watched the whole clip 😂 yes that is funny and true😂😂

Does it fukin matter!!!!! Omg u spelled it wit a lower case i I was confused

You hit the nail with the hammer!!

@@Gamfluent how long you gonna stay quiet when someone tells you to shut up?

@@Gamfluent great point. Now 🤫

​@@Gamfluentnah you're definitely the problem here. "Says the woman" he says, smh find shame man

realll

I'm sure it's very cathartic for him.

That was almost literally his comedy special

This IS weekly therapy to me, homie!

I'm supposed to resist news and politics for 48 hours. For therapy reasons. But. I have been struggling. Lol. I wanna hear Josh's take on this. A LOT.

​@stewarthowell6781 back in Ellen's old days, she once said "why would I pay someone to listen to me talk, when you can pay ME to listen to me talk." I get that a little bit lol.

I'd legitimately sign it 😂

Omg yes!! Where the F do I sign?

id love that, or just seeing him on more platforms would be so nice🤞🏿

YEEEEEEESSSSS

I agree ☝️

This is ACTUALLY the most accurate description of how I’ve wanted to describe his consistency, but haven’t known how. I owe you a statue or something. Thanks.

Im all here for it

Look we're the winners here and honestly? What better way? Consistency is apreciated, he can be topical and most of all he does what the primary thing should be if you want to be really good at something: hone his craft. Do it over and over and over again. I'm all on board 👍

Nicely put!👍🏽

He deserves to be there!

Very smart line!

Glad to find this comment. It went over a lot of the audience

I actually laughed out loud at that line! It hit hard!

​@@austinc5456Yeah! I couldn't believe the whole audience wasn't busting a gut!

Pretty clever considering chris rock has a comedy special named "tambourine". but the line was funny as hell even without knowing that fact.

That entire bit is hilarious and SO true! I don't know how I know so much about them either 😂😂😂😂😂

Mrs. Smith needs to learn that telling family secrets is not the same thing as being truthful. she's a cruel person

Leaned into the bullet😂😂😂

@@brightside6574 SUCH a great tag...

I cant even say 2Pac dodged a bullet with her

Chris Rock has a whole bit about being a tambourine. 😂ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-FT4Z4Blss0U.html

That part 😅😅

I just listened to the last part twice, and I’m not sure-- I don’t quite get it. Maybe that’s what happened to the audience Although I got the “say it after I do”.

@@sthompson2839same

That's exactly what Jada did

The timing was off.

@@bramvanduijn8086 Yeah that and it seemed like he switched from first-person to third-person. I was scratching my head like "Wait, what? You said the story was about you and Zendaya but changed it to an audience person." Then no pause on the 'after' to punch the 'I do'.

That shit is sad. I mean, your story is funny, but I f'king hate it.

As a born and raised NYer, I knew it was the train. And you deserve that ish. Ppl think it's a joke when I say we don't talk to strangers...the NY way

Yeah, a few years ago a psychologist diagnosed the different regions. The Northeast? 🕵"Neurotic"

I can relate. Went there, from a small town, walking around saying hello to people on the sidewalk. Luckily I figured it out quickly, before I took the subway.

I could _hear_ her intonation as I read the last part of the last sentence! 😂

It's so crazy how almost EVERYONE is blaming her for all the marital issues. I have yet to hear one person (beyond Josh) say "hey man, Will could get a divorce if he wanted." Now, granted she should probably stop talking because we know enough (too much😅) at this point, but unless Will is being held hostage, he's free to go if she's doing too much for him.

@@senojoy12473 lol, yeah, we really know too much.

Except most people view Will as a victim of domestic abuse, because men can also be victims (and it's especially engrained into the cultural zeitgeist atm bc of the Depp-Heard trial), so it's not that simple

@heyryanisonx3141 No one said men cannot be victims of abuse. That would be a huge oversimplification. The fact that men can be victims of abuse does not contradict that both people (of any gender) have a responsibility to a relationship.

BS

I do not believe anyone who said that they wouldn’t change their life plans if will smith was coming on strong to them. If you were already crushing on the guy it’s a big difference. This is how pretty privilege can be a trap. People want you for themselves. Will could have easily found someone who loved him for him but that’s not what he wanted. He believes so hard in „working for it“ That unconditional love is worthless to him. Quite sad.

I read that as "keep the groin," which had me thinking about the crazy dude with the bouncing ball. 😂

​@@_abracadabrasame, dude. Read that exactly as he was talking about the ball guy. 😂

'Algo' means 'something' in Spanish. So when I read your second sentence my mind translated it as : 'You're mastering the something' and I was very puzzled by a hot second 🙈

@@_abracadabra”Keep the groin grinding” lol

Yep! that's how I discovered him

I'm with you. I'm from Minnesota. The real travesty is that people have left large groups of people in specific places with so much suffering that not acknowledging their humanity becomes normalized. That's not supposed to feel ok.

@@LilDrummergurl48 I completely agree. I’ll be the first to admit it, I have not done nearly enough to help unhoused persons in my community. Whether that is through fear, uncertainty of how to help, or feelings of being uncomfortable… I haven’t done anything enough to help fellow human beings. It’s not supposed to be ok.

It’s hard to smile at 7 million people. Save your energy for your loved ones

The South has done this me after 20 years😂😂. I was Teflon Don when I got here😂😂

I am this was as any Ohioan

God protects idiots and drunks.

I'm wondering how she even got the keys

​@@kaedatigeryes me too! If she "found the car, opened the trunk and found them" how did she get the car keys, unless it was like an old Honda type car you can start with screwdriver, and how did she know to look? She obviously had intimate knowledge of that activity

This was on an episode of The Rookie 😭😭

I don’t know that show but I can tell you this 100% did happen in the metro ATL area in 2008. I know she tried TWICE. She drove up to the jail but once she figured out that sheriffs only police the jail and she needed the actual police, she drove over to our central HQ. I guess the desk sergeant wasn’t around so she was driving all over with these pipe bombs rattling around in the trunk. I don’t have the report in front of me but if the keys weren’t in the vehicle, she had access to them. She and I think it was a neighbor but possibly a family member both used the car at the time. A male known to the neighbor (boyfriend, I think) was who she suspected. The car was parked out on the street and she was going to ask to borrow it when she opened the trunk to put her bag in and surprise! Those look like bombs! I do remember in one of the many reports filed she was quoted as saying, “I wasn’t sure they were bombs but they looked like bombs so I brought them straight here!” I think in one year I narrowly avoided being blown up at least 3 times. If I hadn’t seen it, read the reports, read about it in the newspaper, etc, l probably wouldn’t think it was real

😅😅

😂😂😂 👍🏽

I'm part of the 2 million views haha

Yup I saw that video 2 weeks ago too and my jaw dropped at her privilege

We should have a new favorite white woman of the week every week until we run out of white women to appreciate (their craziness/entitlement/audacity *cough cough*)

I am also saying this, being a white woman myself. I, too, am ridiculous 😅😂🤫🫣😶‍🌫️☠️😤😭🤡😖👻

​@@Givebackthescarfcouldn't have said it better myself 💯

Guys she is crazy. Her and Tupac were never even together!!

@@bettersecret1499 yeah and? They were friends before either of them ever became famous. By the way, Will knew the entire time how Jada felt about Tupac and he's accepted it for 30+ years. So it'll do you good to mind your own business.

​@@ladyyananumber1200They were friends not lovers. Telling people on the internet to mind their own business is mind boggling...lol it's the f*cking internet.

And now it makes sense why she took so long to say something in response….😮

@@litawi7869 I obviously don't know them personally, but I suspect one of her grievances that led to their separation was something like, "You don't stand up for me!" It's just a hunch.

It makes more sense considering that was the dude trying to smash your "live-in ex" when he thought you were getting a divorce. I've always said Chris Rock had that smack coming. Will just chose the wrong place to do it in. That slap didn't come out of nowhere over a joke. These people have history together but people keep thinking Rock was just some innocent bystander.

​@desecration171 It always seemed deeper than just one statement at the Oscars. There's a lot we don't know and tbh Chris Rock doesn't seem like the most humble/nice kind of person.

​@@desecration171 I heard that that wasn't true.

true!

Hear? Unless you’re deaf and you’re reading generated captions

​@@snacking5908smell?

​@@snacking5908What? She put that comment up before she watched the video She was just expressing her excitement brother. Take it easy. 😂👍

that’s a joke right

What part of Africa are you from?

@@WeabooScourgeKiller I am from (and live in) Uganda 🇺🇬🇺🇬🇺🇬

Fourth Wall break!❤

I had the chance to see the video but didn't click it. His telling it was great and I like what he think the lady was saying

Was it the one in Bristol?

Is your dog ok 😂😂😂😂😂

Best reference of a joke of the topic person who made the joke being referred to.

Man, you shoulda seen his fro! That was iconic!

…and then he shoots.

Thank you for the info! And yes! The tambourine line was a legit gawf inducer. I'm so disappointed at the crowds lack of responce to it

“Tambourine” is also the name of one of Rock’s stand up specials from a few years ago😂

Yeah, finding the news reports that she might have been suicidal made that bit less fun. I'm glad I watched the whole video first.

That’s pretty sad. But never involve others in your suicide. That includes those who murder/suicide. I also go through the ideation, but never to hurt others. That’s just some narcissistic BS. If you think others couldn’t handle you being dead. You’re wrong. They could. DO call for help though. Don’t have a gun or alcohol in your house if you have. Those feelings.

@@JDMimeTHEFIRST idk if it’s fair to call people who complete/attempt ‘death by cop suicide’ narcissistic. It’s pretty f-ed up there’s a good chance someone (depending on their race, socioeconomic status, etc) will be killed by the police and won’t even have to commit a crime or physically hurt anyone else first. If the police in the US didn’t kill people so frequently, this plan for suicide wouldn’t even be possible. Plus the police kill suicidal people who aren’t trying to be killed and want help. Even when they are unarmed or just have a knife and it would’ve been very possible to deescalate the situation then get the person to a hospital but the cops don’t even try

I'll be there when it happens

Would LOVE to see Josh in Philly at Helium or Punchline or anywhere!

@@J.CherieAmourhe performed at the punchbowl before! I think it was in 2022. He was amazing!

@@MiscellaneousTopics haha, you are correct. Checked my calendar to be sure and it was July 29, 2022. I was there 😄 - but would still love to see him again!!

He's gonna be in Philly June 20-22! I'll definitely be there!

U got the link?

@@denizakin5645 just look up "white lady enters police station with a gun". She's every result

ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-7IAQ4tDMJDg.htmlsi=uOvdV1NqA9GcHBZL

I'm a little sad now that she might have been suicidal

Share the link

And it was! Loved this set. Please come to northern Cali & I don’t mean SF. A lot of your fans are a couple hrs north & love you

He is wetter than Stephan Curry. Wait....thats a generational joke. Oh nevermind😂

Chill.

Great analogy😂

No, a divorce would cost him 60%, at minimum, of his estate, which is in the 100s of millions.

I saw the video a few times but there is so much going on in the world she didn’t make a ripple. It’s like you’re watching it but you swear you’ve seen the scenario before. I actually watched it and cut it off mid view. Figured something else crazier was going on somewhere on the world.

Of any age.

Do you have a link to the video I can’t find it :(

@@aliciakimbrel6114 I’ll post a link separately cause I think RU-vid deletes all comments with links now. (In the US) when I search on YT “woman brings gun to Connecticut police station”, the first 10 videos are of or related to the situation he’s referring to

Thank you fer bringin his pod to my attention. I can't believe I didn't know it existed before now, I've been wantin more of him fer ages!

Same!!

... You havin lobster on Maine, as one does a corndog?

As a Brooklyn native, totally agree 😅

I just got there. Fabulous😂