White Peoples Favorite Season + More - Josh Johnson - New York Comedy Club - Standup Comedy 

Love you Joshie. I have so much hope for you to get your own show.

When will you be in Atl?!!!

You make me laugh. Thank you. 😊

on his own footed roller coaster

I love this man He's hilarious thank you for all the free comedy my can we do one of those tours? Remember the Kings with tour and the f****** rednecks. We need this we need this man Matt rife Andrew Schultz f****** Taylor Tomlinson. The New blood tour the crowdwork tour I don't know something snappy

The best autumn is in New England

You cannot be the only one. Everyone gets a pumpkin spice latte.

I’m obviously black but I must say fall is the best season of all 🥰

Fall 2023: "Not just for white people!"

I’m black & think of Jim Gaffigan’s joke about leafs falling off trees being their version of hospice. 😅

Black woman here and SAME. 😊

I thought everyone one liked spring the most. I mean, autumn is better than winter.

I wish I can ❤ your comment rather than simply giving you a 👍🏾

The bs comes abundant in the summer months 😂

But are you out appreciating the season?

I have a confession...I'm a black girl who travels for autumn I LOVE autumn❤

If you don’t at least make a day trip to see better autumn, you’re in danger of having your girl card revoked. I’m pretty sure there are laws.

I love it too! I miss it!

🤫 not so loud, but I like the Fall also.

Lol. Oh I’m traveling to better autumn. I live in Massachusetts. Autumn here is beautiful, but I still go to Vermont every year for better autumn. 😂😂😂

uh-oh 👉📢 8:49

I once had this exact thought bro, like how smart do you have to be to assign nothingness a number, how do you even think of that? 😮

the Romans were like "zero"?

Maybe it was thought up by someone who just got robbed.

I did a presentation on that in college, believe it or not. Some cultures didn't have 'zero' as a mathematics concept, while others developed it independently of others. More often than not, there was a symbol used as a placeholder to denotate that there was no value, but it wouldn't be considered a number. Our modern concept comes from the Middle East (like a lot of other concepts in math), with the word "zero" possibly being derived from the Arabic word "sifr", meaning "empty". I believe that word is also where we get the word "cipher", but that's another topic. I'm sure this doesn't need clarification if you've read this far, but I am a nerd.

Oh he’s got us pegged lol. I live in New England and it’s very common for people here to travel further north within New England to see “better” fall foliage. It’s called “leaf peeping.” 😂

​@@seg112380I'm on the coast, and it kills me that people think that we have full fall color here on the island. After summer tourism, we'd really like a break

49 here and I feel totally called out! lol

@@seg112380Masshole here. Leaf peeping is one of the great things about this great land of ours. Makes me wonder what people do when they live in one of the official leaf peeping spots. Do they visit other leaf peeping spots? Surely they don’t just enjoy the trees around them. That doesn’t count.

And we love yall for it! Invite us for some cider!

I was just thinking the same thing! I just hope he isn’t pushing himself to the point of burnout.

A lot of it is observational. He just pays attention

A lot of the bits are just what's in the news with his observations added. He's clever and quick and watches the news. That's it.

I agree with everything that's been said, but also I think this man just talks. And jokes are just his way of communicating with and understanding the world. And that's amazing.

That’s WORK!

This is the best comment 😂😂

Tis the season!

I actually laughed out loud at this, ha

You on big island?

New house. No kids. Figured I’d do the pumpkin thing. On the front porch. Turns out bears luuv pumpkins. Black bears.😉

Ugh, seizures. Which do you prefer the zombie like feel of dilantin or anything else!?!

This was me in 2016. 😩

Either that or a country song 😂

Really, CC didn't expect the place to be empty, he "just" expected it to be India, which is somehow even more stupid. I didn't even think about the name "The West Indies" until recently, and how extremely stupid that name is. And of course, they didn't think of anyone else as someone who had "rights". Though they officially made up reasons why they didn't have to treat other people as people, I wonder how they where thinking privately. Maybe it was just: "If we can cheat them first and shoot them later, this place is ours by 'right' ". And if it's any comfort, (probably isn't) poor people in their own countries were being treated so horribly that it's clear they didn't have much respect for human lives regardless of geography or any kind of idea of "justice" attached to the lives of human individuals: In many European countries, poor people 1) couldn't move to another place unless they were allowed to ... sometimes even sold 2) had to work for the landowner in exchange for being allowed to grow a tiny plot of land themselves, barely enough to survive and sometimes less than barely 3) marriages were often decided by the landowner who also often had the right to sleep with the woman as a matter of course 4) torture was commonplace, especially whipping, beatings and something called "the horse" 5) the peasants could be rented out as soldiers and the money would be for the landowner, not the peasant. And they were the cheap "soldiers" that could be sent out to be more or less slaughtered so trained soldiers were in a better position to fight. I.e. their lives were not considered much 6) earlier than CC I know that in England, if you killed a horse, the compensation you had to pay was more than if you killed an Englishman, and - those money went to the landowner, not the victim's family. You paid compensation for lost workforce.

Couldn't have

You just gotta love Josh's perspective on life!

You described it perfectly!! I love his work!

IKR‽

Always been good!

Ooo, that would be GOOD!

That would be epic!!! Maybe have them both together on Conans podcast.

I'd rather see them go pumpkin picking

Got tickets to see Taylor in November! The two of you just talking would be epic.

Yes 👏👏👏

You beat me to it.😂

I honestly believe humans have evolved mentally. Some of us are working with the evolved brain and some of us are working with the brain that is not made to survive. We literally can’t visually tell the difference between the two humans. The only difference that distinguishes evolved and not evolved is the inability of non evolved to see other human beings as human. I personally can’t look at others as unimportant or as objects. I firmly believe we have been going through a silent transition. Nature moves slow. His example and the horror stories is the transition illustrated. Any human that can kill other humans for fear or greed is not working on a sustainable model. Prime example in slavery. Literally it was not sustainable and it repressed progress. If you don’t draw from the whole, which can only be done when everyone works together, you’re not meant to survive. By the way, non evolved people are all over the world and in all social classes but if you’re evolved you can spot their hollow counterfeit behavior.

There’s also something we now call the Semmelweis reflex. It means the tendency to reject new knowledge or science simply because it contradicts societal norms. Poor dude. His cause of death was listed as pyemia-which means blood-poisoning. So, he likely died because some d***head didn’t wash their hands. That’s unconfirmed information, but one of the other theories for his death is syphilis contracted while delivering babies-another thing that antiseptic practices could have prevented.

They were so offended to have pointed out that something they did was literally toxic, even killing people, that they locked him up for . saying it. You should think it was a lie, but then you see how aggressively people encounter plain messages about injustice and discrimination and make "woke" a slur, as if "oblivious" was the ideal. And then it all seems like it could have happened just yesterday.

The hospital wronged him so bad too...the other male doctors basically just didn't like washing their hands from dead bodies to women's privates or woman to woman. If that doesn't say something about how women were, and still are, seen by society, then I dunno what else will.

I love how everyone in the comments discovered their "white" side and we are all bonding over our love for autumn.

@@annajansen6945 I even moved from Medellin, Colombia (AKA The City of Eternal Spring) to Philadelphia so I could have Autumn every Autumn... hahaha!

​@@Anil18834...Not for the cheesesteaks?

@@bigfootpart4therevengeancing Haha! No, I was offered a job here and the criteria was: 1. There's Autumn 2. The city is walkable and has parks. 3. The people are nice. Loving it.

@@Anil18834 I hope that you have embraced the health benefits of cheesesteaks.

I'm a black female,and I agree with you. Fall and winter are my favorite seasons.😊

I'm black... but love winter.

@@ummzaynab7702 👏🏿❄️❄️👏🏿

I am a black woman and your words are pure poetry! I'm all about Autumn and Winter.

I hate sunlight so I love fall and winter! I want to move to Scandinavia

Logan is that you? Josh is gonna hate this one😂😂

😂😂😂😂😂

​@@avataraarowhe sure will 😅😅

wait was that the pun?? i thought he slipped up haha but it was a car pun! LOL

ah... he missed the joke

I think I must have the same face lol. 😂❤🎉 I have been told I have a "trustworthy face" once. 😅

You just reminded me of when I learned to look a little bit angry all the time to not have a tail of men after me. Mostly when travelling, where I live I was not used to being followed around and shouted and grunted after all the time. I had almost forgotten how it was to have to learn that lesson.

Same here! Lol!!

I have rbf and people STILL wanna talk to me. You ever have someone confuse you for a store worker when you aren't even wearing the uniform? I'll still try to help tho...guess that's on me.

I used to have rff, now I have rbf.

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Genius‽ Lol

been following him since catfishing the kkk he’s absolutely hilarious 😂

Not to get political, but I remember a few years ago there was a poll taken by staunch conservatives and one question was “should Arabic math be taught in our schools” and it was voted down overwhelmingly. They didn’t realize the numbers we use today came from the Middle East lol

@@monicarenee7949 😂😭😣

uh-oh 👉📢 8:49

What exactly is math history? Mathstory?

Sorcery

lol... you have that FACE

@@cinnamonstar808 🤦🏾‍♂️ That’s what they all say! 😳 now I’m afraid because some random lady told me a church down the street are turning women into zombie hookers. Not in those words but she said they were being drugged and mind controlled with no shoes on. 😂🤣 I stood there for 10 min listening to her because I felt bad to just walk away. But she casually walked away and said have a nice day as if we were talking about the weather 🤷🏾‍♂️. I kinda believe her.

Okay, go to your room! (Cackled too hard and spit out my drink.) LMAOOOO 😂😂😂

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Might a suggest Cuntlumbus?

May I suggest colonbus ?

Fernão de Magalhães, era um navegador Português 🇵🇹

(This White neighbor just smiled "hello" to your family and reached across you for the slice of sweet potato pie you left unguarded). I am glad to know you, but you. Are. Wrong.

Man, I like both. Every year, (because I'm the cook in the family) we toss a coin to see whether we have pumpkin pie or sweet potato pie 😂😂

Same. Love autumn. And my pumpkin pie is the most requested dessert by the fam. They can't wait for fall.

Being a black women from the north I favor pumpkin pie I noticed when the grocery store started selling sweet potato pie. It really has more of a pumpkin pie. Taste to it here in the north lol.🤩🍂🍁🎃

@@robertarowland728 What's the difference? I am Scandinavia, and both kinds are "interesting foreign food". I have made some dishes with pumpkin or sweet potato, but mostly it's Indian-ish or Thai-ish food, and they seem more or less interchangable in hte recipes I know. (DIfferent variations of "Put in a pot with onions and 5-10 different spices, pour coco milk on it, make rice, enjoy"). If I wanted to make a sweet potato pie, what would normally be the difference from a pumpkin pie? I mean, if I google a recipe, I might get two Northern recipes where the potato pie has an, as you say, pumpkin pie taste to it: But what I'd like to know is how their difference would traditionally be?

Yesss it’s been getting better and better. I’ve followed him a long time. He’s come out of his shell and I love it

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Josh does have some Carlin in him

​@@KINDaf Nope think Paul Mooney is one of his heroes and Paul discovered Robin Williams

My husband doesn't 😮. Especially when compared to sweet potatoes pie. That's where there are desert choices 😂

yes 12:57

Possibly my favorite part of this bit lol Glad Josh put us up on game. Lol 3 brothers, I'm out.......

🎉🎉. Love George Carlin and miss his humor and honesty about life.