Crab Cake Sausage 

"Lets go over to the tasting table and taste this sausage!" *Goes over to the tasting wall*

this mans house is now a sausage art museum

You must do an every meat sausage. You’re the only man capable of that power.

Sees title: oh neat, frozen crab cake sausage. Starts video: oh Lord he's making his own crab cakes.

Every single person from Maryland: "That's not how you make a crabcake!"

They've done surgery on a grape, they've turned a grape into meat, now it is time to make grapes into a sausage

Shout out to anyone who's been here since he got the sausage holder

ordinary sausage is a sleeper agent of rage and his activation words are 'the price of crab'

No one: Marylanders: where’s the old bay?

The almost flip was still very impressive, years of sausage flipping finally paying off

Episode 3 of demanding death grips "I've seen sausage" sung by Mr sausage.

Please bring back "Should You Buy It?" I miss watching you tell me not to buy products I was never gonna buy in the first place :(

on a long enough timeline, he's going to run out of edible ingredients.

There’s this burger I had called “PRESTIGE WORLDWIDE” which consisted of brioche bun, shredded lettuce, fancy sauce ,2 burger patties one topped with yellow American the other patty white American , topped with a grilled split hotdog , and a macaroni and cheese croquette finished with a Dino nugget spiked on top with a skewer . Also can’t forget the side of fries 🤷🏼‍♂️

I love the amateur feel this channel has. It harkens back to the good old days of classic RU-vid where any weirdo with just a camera, a dream and hardly any production value could get big on the site.

So soothing to learn that there’s other big countries where crab is too damn expensive.

Hey, fun linguistic fact about sausages from my homeland, Latvia: "To sausage" directly translates to an existing word "desot". And while "Desa" means "a sausage", "desot" means to run ridiculously fast and it still retains its relation to sausages, it isn't a different word. Example in a sentence? Why, sure! It was getting late and little Bobby Junior was sausaging through the neighbourhood to get home before his parents got angry. "Where is that boy sausaging?" huffed Old Cat Martha, as Bobby zoomed past her, scaring her cats. No joke, albeit a little old-people-speak, it's used in our language. Therefore, "Let's sausage!" becomes "Desojam!" And I get the vibe of having done some kind of mischief or petty hooliganism with my pals and having to skidaddle out of there before anyone catches us.

$23.99 for jumbo lump crab has the same energy as $30 for lobster tail

Everyone wants to see the 0 sausage, but I'm looking for a 5/5 Mark Ruffalo Sausage.

As a Marylander, it's a sin having crab and not smothering it in Old Bay

I feel like Mr.Sausage has been very generous with his Will It Blow ratings recently. I would have given that one 2 Ruffalos personally.

0:30 He never saw 2022 coming

He is actually a good chef ngl

2:39 the grinder money shot is why I'm here. Thank you.

You have probably sausages hundred of dollars worth of food and yet water and air sausage still reigns supreme.

People ignore this mans cooking skills outside of sausages

As a marylander watching this from the eastern shore. Crab.

I saw the receipt on the table, and I already knew i was going to sit through a six and a half minute guilt trip disguised as a sausage making video

If I had to clean up that much flour, I would've just quit and shut down the entire channel. Mr. Sausage is stronger than all of us. Pop rocks sausage, please.

The inverse sausage law still stands! Both the will it blow and the final score were right in the middle!

3/5 mark ruffalos and 3/5 sausage score not bad. Its been a while since we've seen a 3/5 and because of that we haven't been able to see if the inverse ruffalo theorem works on the middle of the ratings much, but from this demonstration the theorem still hold together.

Only the individual knows the pure joy of correctly guessing both the Mark Ruffalo and Sausage score

I like that he complains about picking it up without making a huge mess despite me waiting for Mark to make his dirty appearance.

If your working with flour, just buy a cheep beadsheet to use as a table cloth. When your done just throw it in the washer.

3 mark Ruffalos, 3/5 it almost definitely seems like it has a correlation

makes a crab cake without a speck of old bay in sight. What are you doing, man?

The Inverse Ruffalo-to-Sausage Ratio holds up once again: 3 Ruffalos for a 3 sausage

Under the Sea is my favorite song and now I want to hear a full-length sausage parody cover of it from Mr. Ordinary

Bruh when you watch so many of the sausage vids that you know exactly what rating a will it blow will have

It's crazy that OS knows a good amount about cooking, like the right way to dice shallots, make rouxs, smoke brisket, but then he will just make a massive fumble on simply stuff like how.to coat a crab cake or.prevent bursting 😂. He'd be like an MIT math student that can't do arithmetic 😆

Does anyone else miss the "BUT FIRST!" portion where he smashes the sausage with his fist? Pls bring it back

bring back the smashing with the "BUT FIRST," I live for the camera shake

RU-vid comments suggestion: SAUCEage all the sauce you can find in a sausage casing

It wouldn’t be an ordinary sausage video without mr sausage complaining about the price of crustacean flesh.

Mr sausage shoving the flour on the plate gave me "Peter Griffin shoving a dead frog out the window" vibe

Every Maryland shaking how much stuffing he included in the crabcake

I'm glad you brought back the tasting!

Fun fact although crabs come from the ocean, it is in fact not a squid, therefore you cannot refer to this sausage as the squid sausage

5:45 Jr. Sausage be spittin fax doh.

Those sausages fried up with no bursting, I was impressed

When is the Ordinary Sausage cookbook coming out?

If I'd managed that flip as well as you did I'd be living off that for years.

As a born and raised Marylander who loves blue crabs, this was painful to watch...

When I first found this channel, I thought it was kind of a silly gimmick. Now, honestly, I don't know how I ever lived without Mr.Sausage in my life.

A 6,5 mins long Ordinary Sausage video without a 2 mins long sponsorship? Must be dreaming.

making your own crab cakes is so rewarding

That gas price comment aged well…

putting the crab cake sausage up against the lobster sausage made it an easy win for the lobster sausage.

I feel like my sauage has a bias agenst sea food. You never see gim complain about the high price of meat

maybe 2021 will be the year Mr. Sausage fastens the sausage press to something

Marylanders ready to riot after watching this poor display of filler to crab ratio and the lack of old bay

As a Marylander this scale of restaurant-style crabcake has always been sacrilege: They never use Old Bay (or equivalent) for seasoning.

as a person who lives on earth, nobody cares if you’re from maryland.

I flinched when he slapped the crab cake onto the flour

we need a inverted sausage, pretty much casing sausage wrapped with meat.

Now we need a will it blow where the tube is just full of flour

As someone from Maryland I'm upset about how he made that crab cake Still great video tho

Dude I’m getting so good at predicting ratings now

Plot twist: Ordinary Sausage is HowToBasic

You owe an apology to the entirety of Maryland for that abomination of a crab-cake

I’m ashamed at how good I’ve gotten at correctly guessing what the Will It Blow score will be

This is the funniest food video I’ve ever watched. Keep up the great work, Mr.Sausage man

My favorite pre-sausage cooking segments are the ones that feel like your dad trying to make something fancy for new years

As a marylander this episode caused me real and intense psychological distress. You didnt even use old bay. How could you

Pays top dollar for jumbo chunk crab and then immediately proceeds to crushing it into tiny pieces.

The scales were balanced. The ruffalo to rating holds true. The middle is the middle.

Where's the sloppy joe sausage

I love how half this video is Mr. Sausage being completely dumbfounded by 8oz of crab for $25

Mr Sausage: Oh nice, a small card, I can read this on the video. Card's Tiny Text: Haha you thought.

Price of gas joke sure did agree

Sausage idea 1: everything sausage. A little of every past sausage (including ice, air, fire and water) turned into a single sausage. The Mark Ruffalos will be high. Most likely 0/5. High burst probability

We loved "Should You Buy It" Mr. SAUSAGE

If that can wasn't so small, at least he could make extra for his family for dinner.

I love how he rarely ever bites the bun

these videos are always a treat

As a long time fan and Marylander I'm disgusted with the execution of this sausage absolutely disappointing you must redo this one at some point and make PROPER CRAB CAKES WITH SOME MF OLDBAY

I absolutely love the little sausage cook plushie

The eternal plight of mr.sausage and seafood prices

That’s why restaurants use imitation crab meat.

That was a pretty generous 'will it blow' if you ask me.

The flip was actually sick bro

Bachelor sausage. All the leftovers in your fridge topped with ketchup and hot sauce. And beer.

If I had a nickel for every time Ordinary Sausage overly fixated on the expensive price of crustacean meat for sausaging, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't much, but it's weird that it's happened twice.

I love that you basically said the name of "the sauce" correctly before changing it :P

This is the most Avant Garde piece of cinema I have ever seen.

Never knew I needed to see a hole being punched into crab cake until today

The transition from “hang your hat on” to punching it through shows the pain inside our friend Mr Sausage

This channel never let me down

The sacrifices this mane makes for his fans and the stability of his marriage are outstanding

Schnitzel and egg noodles with brown gravy sausage sounds amazing