Cracking Wise: The Best of Atton Rand

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Woo-hoo! Because I'm a hopeless fan-girl...
This vid actually took me a very long time to put together. I had to play thru 3 separate times: LS & DS female, as well as LS male. Then afterword, I suddenly decided I didn't want a particular mod in it - a re-skin for the Ebon Hawk, and as you'll notice, the inside & outside of the Ebon Hawk is in nearly every scene, so I basically had to do it all over again.
But I had a lot of fun making this, I'd been thinking about doing it since I first considered making fan vids for RU-vid. Enjoy!
07/29/08
Yay! My very 1st vid to be favored over 1oo times! Thanks guys! :)

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@SteeleOkami 10 лет назад

Atton: "Are you an angel? Just kidding. I just hope some poor kid doesn't use it." 3,918 Years Later... Anakin: "Are you an angel?"

@NeoGamemaster 10 лет назад

Atton used force sight and he didn't even realize it!

@RageHole 10 лет назад

OH NO

@nykiihall1747 10 лет назад

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@TheFrustratedHistorian 9 лет назад

Audiences' responses in theater seats of the Phantom Menace hearing Anakin saying "Are you an angel": *facepalm*

@SeanBearwalker 9 лет назад

+Gavin Lawrence lol hahahaha

@falariem 10 лет назад

I swear, Atton has to be a remote ancestor of Han Solo.

@falariem 9 лет назад

***** I think it's a matter of Han having had the chance to redeem himself, while Atton has been ignoring his past (at least up until you meet him.)

@DARKHUNTER130 9 лет назад

well the designers did make him to resemble solo right down to the jacket and stripy trousers, I mean they already had the Ebon Falcon I mean Ebon Hawk in K1 may as well go all the way :D

@LegendofLegaia929 9 лет назад

That was kind of the point. The devs wanted you to assume Atton was just a standard Han Solo ripoff so that the revelation that he was actually this psychotic Jedi killer was much more shocking.

@falariem 9 лет назад

LegendofLegaia929 I actually never stumbled on that revelation. I had it spoiled by others telling me about it. In fact, I didn't even know you could make your crew into Jedis until my third playthrough.

@LegendofLegaia929 9 лет назад

Loren Helgeson It's easy to imagine why you'd miss that on an initial playthrough. While the game does inform the player about influence, it's never made out to be this crucial thing that you should 100% try to get with all of the party members and you don't realize that it can do anything besides give you access to your companion's backstories until you train your first Jedi. You've also got the fact that some companions don't have a lot of opportunities to influence them and to train Atton, you have to randomly have him in your party while exploring Nar Shaddaa, so if he's one of your numerous bench warmers, it's pretty much impossible to train him to be a Jedi without some sort of guide.

@DarkWingsAscending 8 лет назад

I've always loved Atton's typing on thin air when sitting in the pilot's seat

@itwontcomeout5678 5 лет назад

DarkWingsAscending dude its best when he has dual swords equipped so he mindlessly has these two giant sword blades jutting through his face 😭

@universall__4973 3 года назад

@@itwontcomeout5678 literally

@Siavh 3 года назад

@@universall__4973 hey he’s using the force early.

@ITheLoZKingI 8 лет назад

"Anybody here catch that? All I understood was 'very'." "I think he wanted us to give up the General to his poorly trained collection of bounty hunters." "Oh, that would explain it. Which one do you want?" "I'll take the stupid one, who decided to threaten us rather than shoot us when he had the chance." Bao-Dur doesn't get a lot of good shots in verbally, but when he does it's freaking amazing.

@jamesheichel6137 4 года назад

I wonder if Atton and Bao-Dur knew eachother during the Mandalorian Wars, in the Sith Tomb, Bao-Dur is extremely protective of Atton, and the two have the repoir in their few scenes together

@jmonty2096 7 лет назад

"I'll call you if I need someone useless." God that was soooo good.

@KalibreSteelblast 7 лет назад

"Yeah, and I'm also good at running and drinking, your majesty." That exchange _alone_ cemented my love for this game.

@HarryBillyBobGeorge 5 лет назад

"That's what I do. I drink and I know things."

@80sBrownie 13 лет назад

"I have had enough of this- I will be in my chambers"- Kreia "Yeah, me, too. I'll be in my chambers, but since i don't have any, I guess I will go back to the cockpit like I always do" - Atton

@OrangeKyle91 9 лет назад

1:42 If you have Kreia in the party with him, this becomes even better. XD Kreia: Don't be a fool! Atris stole the ship and the droid! Atton: Says you.

@Netsaver 7 лет назад

I love how everybody just keeps on ribbing Atton even though I'm pretty sure he could kill all of them within seconds if he wanted to.

@hayleybartek8643 5 лет назад

That's what makes it fun.

@WillieManga 8 лет назад

Atton Rand; satirizing the Phantom Menace thousands of years before that movie even took place.

@WillieManga 8 лет назад

I am starting to see why Lucas wanted to remove this from canon. "Are you an angel? Aw, I'm just kidding. That's the worst line I've ever used. Hope some poor kid doesn't start using it." Yeah, Lucas is that arrogant. Hell, why not remove the Phantom Menace from canon? We all know how epic (not) that movie was. Oh, then we wouldn't have Darth Maul. God forbid.

@TheSkully343 8 лет назад

People like Darth Maul for the same reason why people like Boba Fett. Although to Maul's credit at least he wasn't taken out by a blind Han Solo.

@tylerjones7592 3 года назад

Solidus-Skully both of them survived their supposed deaths

@tylerjones7592 3 года назад

Maul only lost because he got cocky

@christined8634 5 лет назад

“Well at least we know it’s not a trap.” “No Atton I think it is a trap.” Couldn’t stop laughing

@brandywinebridget Год назад

for a Republican Intelligence agent, he’s one dumb son of a bitch lol

@ladymantis 8 лет назад

Lol! Atton is so awkward! "It's distracting...I mean...for the droids..."

@EarFarce4 7 лет назад

"why don't you go sit on a rocket" I just got it. ROFL!

@Fr0st1989 7 лет назад

My favorite line in KoToR 2 is "Jumping into the pit is a good idea. Get to the ground faster that way. ~jumps into the pit~"

@itwontcomeout5678 3 года назад

The guy: “Why did you do that? Are you crazy? Now the Exchange is gonna keep hunting me down and sending goons until I give them their credits!!” Exile: “That’s right, so now I’m going to kill you!” The guy: “W-wait- what?!?”

@Garmagic2yFhenrakh9 8 лет назад

"Meditation envy?" "Why don't you go sit on a rocket?"

@fandomgod5990 8 лет назад

"are you am angel? Nah I'm just joking, that's the worst line I've ever used. Hope some poor kid won't start saying it" Its funny because Annakin said that to Padme when he was a kid XD

@fandomgod5990 8 лет назад

an*

@fandomgod5990 8 лет назад

Jeff Miller Same! I think you have to be a female and it's probably a cut content

@fandomgod5990 8 лет назад

+Anakin Skywalker Don't

@butitwasmedio 6 лет назад

Atton: "Get the rocket launcher!"

@AcePilot199 14 лет назад

"Find the emergency supplies?" "Yes, and some clothes too." "Damnit!"

@DarkWingsAscending 8 лет назад

The Atton romance was such a freaking tease - I seriously hate Obsidian for this!

@Theseamus2000 4 года назад

It's not really their fault, lucas arts forced them to cut alot of content just so the game could be release game before Christmas

@delta2372 3 года назад

The handmaiden romance for male exiles is a tease to

@Legaedify 9 лет назад

We can all thank Atton for the birth of the empire in Episode 3 lol

@k.sallar5218 6 лет назад

what? the sith empire?

@erettew 12 лет назад

"Shutta" and "Why don't you got sit on a rocket?" makes me crack up every time.

@mxkxylplk 10 лет назад

when i played a male Exile, the one thing i found very useful from Atton was him teaching the Exile "how to play pazaak in the head.." This sort of thing wasn't a Jedi thing, nor did it take any special training to do. It was his own simple technique. You just counted things or thought of things to distract the mind. After being a former student of the Sith, he learned how to play cards in his head counting the total figures, counted star systems in his head, tried to figure out problems with a ship's engines, and anything else similar....all this was done simply to prevent a Force user from dominating one's mind during combat. It explains why Kreia referred Atton as a "fool" on many conversations....because she could not read his inner thoughts, fears,etc...all Kreia could do was read counting from Atton's mind, his surface thoughts. It frustrated her. which led me to have better duels when confronting Darth Scion and Darth Trayus on Malachor V. On my first try against these two, i noticed i couldn't breach their will, saves and was getting choked easily. Mind you, i played as a LS to see how i could fair fighting in that alignment with defensive powers against the Sith Lords' full offensive arsenal. and then i went back to the saved part just prior to going to back to Dantooine to meet the remaining Jedi Counsel after Onderon is saved. Aboard the Hawk, he teaches this as you talk to him in the cockpit. It increases your own will and saves, iirc and fortifies your character from being breached so easily and instead destroys your opponents' saves and will.

@Ricosuave98541 10 лет назад

I thought that kreia was able to read atton when they were at the academy with atris and the handmaidens. It took a longer time then she thought because of the training atton did but eventually found out what he had done in his past and then he colapses in the cell. He is considered a fool because of his wise cracks and antics are generally round about and silly. Kreia is more of a manipulator and gets things done immediately. Much like a leader of the sith and also she cannot manipulate atton as easy as other people perhaps is why she considers him a fool or maybe that he turnt from away from what he had done chasing off some new way of living and such to play the fool and turn a blind eye to his past instead of embracing it.

@atomicjockstrap4323 10 лет назад

the depth in character in kotor 2 is superior to kotor 1 due all the characters hidden secrets and back stories, atton i feel was the best example of this. if the game were given time to be completed i reckon it may have been regarded as better than the first

@tiaanolivier3033 10 лет назад

With the restored content mod I reckon Kotor 2 > Kotor 1 but without the mod I feel Kotor 1 > Kotor 2

@atomicjockstrap4323 10 лет назад

i much prefer the darker tone in kotor 2, and the characters are better. but seeing as 2 is unfinished and kotor 1 has the cool revan twist, i suppose the first is better

@davidminor4213 5 лет назад

DavidtheWavid and HK-47 is along for the ride too

@cynicat74 3 года назад

It IS better than the first. No debate. KOTOR is full of surface-level ideas, tolerable dialogue, and mediocre characters. More often, the party members annoyed me, than intrigued, or entertained me. Carth being a whiny bitch 24/7 is a good example of that. KOTOR II's characters are the best I've ever seen in any game I've played.

@tehPrincessJ 16 лет назад

yeah, I ♥ how he says "laughing at me!" through his teeth. xD

@MsGrapeNehi 9 лет назад

They need to make a KOTOR movie. With Paul Rudd as Atton.

@superdougie4637 9 лет назад

Yeah I see what you mean, they do look fairly similar actually.

@christopherhall5361 7 лет назад

that would actually prolly be awesome

@davidminor4213 5 лет назад

Nope, they need to make it a Netflix series. A movie, even a trilogy, wouldn't do it justice

@itwontcomeout5678 5 лет назад

Holy shit yeah!

@k.sallar5218 10 лет назад

Grandpa of Han Solo

@Hybrid980 10 лет назад

More like *Ancestor to Han Solo. ;P

@k.sallar5218 10 лет назад

whatever.

@KashifKhan-ql8sr 9 лет назад

Darth Revan you guys have to excuse Darth Revan, he obviously had memory issues

@aroguebard 8 лет назад

+Kashif Khan that's not even revan in his pic. It's a Sith warrior from those cinematic trailers of SW:TOR. Guy clearly has issues

@Platica.Vasile 6 лет назад

Leo no it's Revan

@Xenomnipotent 5 лет назад

My headcannon is that Atton is the great x500 grandfather of Obi Wan, guess he had to get his flirting and sassiness from somewhere.

@noisemarine561 2 года назад

That or Star Wars is very sassy

@misterbardfastsrandomshena5875 4 года назад

11 years later. this pops up in my suggestions. lol

@Itagako 11 лет назад

Oh good lord, I've just imagined that, Kotor in Mass Effect technology... with Dragon Age companion interaction... I've just melted *.*

@felixdumbravescu2725 6 лет назад

We can always dream....

@DolphinPain 10 лет назад

Are you an angel? The developers clearly did not like the prequels.

@numberl6 7 лет назад

They didn't like Star Wars as a whole. actually.

@numberl6 4 года назад

FIMO Studios true

@delta2372 3 года назад

@@numberl6 how doesn't obsidian not like star wars? they read tons of the expanded universe to create KOTOR 2 and ended up creating one of the best stories and games in star wars.

@shrilleth 3 года назад

Who did back then?

@n0dash18 3 года назад

I think they liked Star Wars. Some people show love for a series or franchise by satirizing and deconstructing the hell out of it. You know, going into depth on its ideas and pondering them enough to create a whole new story based on that take on them. Of course, people also do that with things they dislike. It's tricky, but I still feel like it came from a place of love and respect here.

@Dark_Randy 15 лет назад

"I know your crushed" lol i love when he says that

@attonrand5170 11 лет назад

Yeah, I even called Kreia good looking at one point.

@autumrose1 9 лет назад

Atton

@tiebrkr4231 6 лет назад

Very different character. Carth is not as likable as Atton but still very interesting. Carth is more a sad one, a tragic one.

@davidminor4213 5 лет назад

Carth sucks. There, I said it

@iug5672 4 года назад

@@davidminor4213 I like Carth but I really wish his character was more than "family is dead, I've trust issues, will still die defending the republic" It specially frustrates me how even if you make his own son stop hating on him, Carth still will be against you if you go towards the dark side.

@davidminor4213 4 года назад

@@iug5672 I used to like him until I played as a girl

@-CrimsoN- 4 года назад

I like Carth. He is actually a VERY well constructed character and is basically a complete deconstruction of typical BioWare characters who are usually head over heels for the player the moment they meet them. He is like a breath of fresh air. For the first part of the game, he lets you know right off the bat that he doesn't trust you and he is only working with you because you are the only "ally" he has at the moment. The mission comes first. It's sad that BioWare steered away from this type of character after KOTOR.

@impsythealmighty 15 лет назад

Another awesome video! Atton is no Carth, but he is hilarious, haha. That "it's distracting... for the droids" line is one of my favorites ever. Too funny!

@MadisonKThames 14 лет назад

Ok WOW. I just laughed for 5 minutes and 44 seconds STRAIGHT. Atton is definitely one of my fav Star Wars characters of ALL TIME

@1998alisa 15 лет назад

Awesome video! Hilarious ending! I loved that "I'm as Atton as Atton will ever be!" "Also, in private, we will be mercifully free from the opinions of imbeciles and fools." -LOL "Fool." "Schutta."-ROFL

@garrycotton7094 9 лет назад

I didn't realise the voice actor for The Disciple was Cullen from Dragon Age!

@commanderpreacherlocust1439 7 лет назад

holy shit your right

@DarksaberForce 6 лет назад

Greg Ellis

@christined8634 5 лет назад

Oh yeah I remembered him here first so when I played Dragon Age I was like “holy crap it’s the disciple” lol

@Zasch584 3 года назад

The disciple should hate force users then. Especially the ones that use blood.

@ElGringoCastellano 11 лет назад

Beat the game at least two times and, without deleting the save data from those playthroughs, start another game and get to Atton. He'll say that instead of what he normally says.

@zacheryrancano2824 9 лет назад

XD Atton is like, " schutta' hutt equivalent for bitch

@KitariItsSomethingRottenHere 9 лет назад

Zachery Rancano It's Twi'lek, not Hutt.

@zacheryrancano2824 9 лет назад

Kitari oh okay thanks

@CheeseOfMasters 9 лет назад

Kitari language is huttese

@KitariItsSomethingRottenHere 9 лет назад

***** Huttese is the native languaje of the Hutts. But "Schutta" is an insult used by the Twi'lek.

@ITheLoZKingI 8 лет назад

+Kitari I also believe I heard somewhere that Schutta doesn't mean bitch, it's actually the name of a species of weasel-like creature from the Twi'lek homeworld.

@liot_7 3 года назад

12 years later and this is still my favorite video of all time

@zimmerdudet 16 лет назад

you know, i cant stop watching this video, thx for postiong it! :)

@cartoonartist1995 15 лет назад

This is uploaded on my birthday!!!!! Atton is so cute and badassed!

@XANXUS451 3 года назад

my favorite atton line is between atton and mira mira: you see atton your an idiot and you dont shower enough and you scratch your "equipment" when no one is looking

@JeanBaptisteEmanuelZorg 10 лет назад

Nah, the best one when they got hit... the second time when piloting a shuttle over Telos: "You've gotta be kiddin me! It's not my fault!" :D Or another, when Disciple said something about Atton not washing regulary, and Atton was like: "I bet you think about it the whole day." LOL Also, one of Bao-Dur's very awesome too: when the gang ;) met Zhug bros outside Hawk: Atton: So which want do you want? Bao-Dur: I take the stupid one, that one who failed to catch the opportunity to kill us blah blah OR (LOL): Sion: Soooo I get the fool. Atton: Funny, I was think the same thing (hehehehehhe).

@vladimir.mojovic6728 7 лет назад

As dark side, when you kill someone innocent, unarmed and helpless completely unprovoked - and Attons response is really casual and along the lines of: "yeah, good thing we got the drop on the guy before he could tell on us" or something really stupid and redundant like that. I really like dark side Atton, kek Which Atton is more popular, light or dark side one?

@brooke9446 6 месяцев назад

@@vladimir.mojovic6728 Probably light side. I could be wrong though.

@Duraffinity 15 лет назад

I think I'm seriously becoming an Atton fan-girl. Thank you for posting this!

@itsaPresto 8 лет назад

THANK YOU THIS IS HILARIOUS :D

@tehPrincessJ 16 лет назад

Yeah, for some reason the way he says "circus" just cracks me up! xD

@Phatooine 16 лет назад

This is a great video. You're the best thing to happen since Shem's videos. You rock tehPrincessJ :rock:

@PeterD2S 14 лет назад

"I'll call you if I need someone useless." Haha, Atton is the best character ever

@beagleprincess 15 лет назад

I love the ending between Mira and Atton!! Thats funny! Right now I am playing that and all he keeps doing is arguning with Mical! its FUNNY! But he is really sarcastic! Great video

@fangzntalonz 14 лет назад

"I hope some poor kid doesnt start using it." he broke the fourth wall! xD

@fangzntalonz 4 года назад

Jesus Christ nine years ago

@AVStoryteller 15 лет назад

great vid. Great to have all the lines in one place.

@davidtheroamingmusician2174 8 лет назад

4:53 Pretty much why this game is so fucking great.

@hellothere9407 5 лет назад

I like how he says "Laughing at us... Laughing at me" through his teeth

@Gguyrules 7 лет назад

"distracting, for the droids i mean"...you totally messed that excuse up XD

@cepomwa 15 лет назад

Awesome lol! "Yeah! Me too Il go to my chambers" This character maked me laugh so much when I played.

@BiowareNut 14 лет назад

Good stuff! KOTOR was the game that started it all for me. I love the mods!

@vampirecmb 16 лет назад

hahaha that's freakin' awesome! i've never heard the stuff at the end... i guess i gotta play through light side and actually listen to wat mira and mical have to say Atton owns even more on the dark side though

@khaos5085 6 лет назад

The red lightsaber joke is my favorite. I can imagine Meetra and ugly Sion having a party together lol.

@calmman32 13 лет назад

Thank you, this was great. My favorite,".... I'll let you know when I need someone useless."

@HarryBillyBobGeorge 5 лет назад

Between assassin droids, a sith lord who looks like he sleeps with vibroblades, and being target practice for a Republic warship, I was better off in my cell.

@shadowrosedivination 12 лет назад

hahahahaah the ending made my laugh my butt off! xD wait...that was the whole video that made me do that. Oh Atton...where would the world be without you and your hot face and hilarious jokes?

@darthrevan3342 8 лет назад

XD Atton, I begin to love that guy !

@HaloX5 16 лет назад

Haha this was brilliant lol, I have never seen half that Dialog Atton says, I always liked the 1st KOTOR more tho. Awesome Vid all the same =D

@JediShemL 16 лет назад

Very good! *applause given*

@irmagedden 16 лет назад

Lol, thanks for posting, I haven't played the game in ages and it's great to see my favorite Attonisms. IG

@BDCsSanctuary 5 лет назад

I LOVED this game and Atton Rand was a great comic relief element. This along with many other characters in KOTOR 2 made it one of the richest games I played.

@LadyRevan7 15 лет назад

"yes, a great powerful stench." hahaha! that second one at 0:16 is one of my favorites, too..and 4:07 lol he's pressing imaginary buttons at 0:38 nice vid, i'm an Atton fangirl, too! He's awesome! Although i also really, really like Carth..

@ArryaDenabi 13 лет назад

I. LOVE. THIS. VIDEO.

@matejoto 15 лет назад

VERY GOOOOOOOD!

@darthzu5882 6 лет назад

10/10 video for a 10/10 character

@noxrifle 9 лет назад

damn i played this so long ago i never got much of the humor in this game because i was like 10 and didnt really understand alot lmao xD

@SHO1BANG 15 лет назад

GREAT VIDEO, fave and 5/5! BUt I must say you forgot my fave atton line. How he describes sion: Sleeps with viroblades! lol

@AnimeVampire234 13 лет назад

Atton- "Well, good thing it's not a trap!" Mical- "No, Atton i think it may be a trap"

@J_ReAlity 15 лет назад

The end was awesome!

@5knapp5 14 лет назад

love the last bit! 'Did you take all day to make up that joke?? Maybe you and Bao-Dur should start a circus'

@brawlgasm56 4 года назад

Attons always been my favorite companion for a reason

@adyy78 8 лет назад

a great powerful stench xD, i've NEVER heard it, tho i played the restored content mod

@davidminor4213 5 лет назад

Just run only Atton and Visas on Korriban. No one else says anything meaningful, anyway

@tonylee1020 14 лет назад

i love Atton he has sense of humour...i was like wanna laugh it out while hearing to his quotes!!!

@BlackMarketDude 16 лет назад

LMAO!!! dat was awesome nicely done...XD

@Xurreal Год назад

I like how you had Atton and Handmaiden going head-to-head

@danitiwa 15 лет назад

"Yeeeees, a great powerfull stench."

@linkieloos 8 лет назад

Gotta love Atton. Too bad I took him back on the path of darkness... >: D

@sudiin 15 лет назад

Awesome compilation tehPrincessJ! Fav: "Why don't you go sit on a rocket" xD

@Thevas11 14 лет назад

That last bit was pure gold.

@lee-er4gl 16 лет назад

thanks for the vid it mustt have taken a long time

@CarlosJimenez-fi3pl 5 лет назад

Omfg Im laughing out so loud, these characters and their dialogues are so damn well written, god!!. Omg I regret so badly playing this game as a male character ffs rofl

@PowerVAL 11 лет назад

YEEES, A GREAT POWERFUL STENCH~

@PotatoSoup58 10 лет назад

Ah yes the great and powerful stench.

@manisajurk 16 лет назад

Great video!

@Ariashal 15 лет назад

Strange...this video emits a great powerful stench. Best line. :)

@462410doctor 14 лет назад

Love it!

@AoA.DARTHBANE 16 лет назад

OMG I LOVE THIS VIDEO! lol made me laugh so hard!!!!! very awsome tehprincessj. i use to play mine on pc till my card fried only for kotor games. cuz i played them too much. anyother games work except kotor :( so back to my xbox..... :(butyeah, i love this!! your picture is pretty by the way.

@lianakriebel 4 года назад

The initial "Dammit!" cemented him as my favorite character in my party. I've not had that "are you an angel?" line before.

@GayFishYe Год назад

You unlock that particular line of dialogue after you've beaten the game at least twice. There's also a secret line with the Handmaiden where she recites Echani poetry.

@Blarghurface 15 лет назад

Atton more than compensates for his lack of heroism with wit. Awesome vid. xD

@pvtTalo24 11 лет назад

freaking genious!

@TIMATE123 16 лет назад

hey great video....this is probably my favorite star wars game....atton is my favorite character too

@RobbyL9 15 лет назад

One of my favorites for sure was when he was talking about T3-M4 joyriding through the galaxy. It produced such a funny picture in my head. Picture this, the Ebon Hawk spiraling out of the docking bay at a high rate of speed, narrowly missing two patrol cruisers and purposely smashing into a satellite dish on top of a house. The patrols begin to give chase and the camera switches to inside the cockpit to find T3 making a sound similar to R2D2 when he gets shot. You know, that "WHOOOOOOO!".