Creepy Boyfriend POVs (w/ Jordan Adika) 

i was like damn the new episode of mandela catalogue looks great 😭

pov: i am your true savior

@@amysaysbye not what I expected, but truly shivered my timber’s and gave me that classic, unrivalled analogue horror feel.

the movement stops completely but the background noise and static keep growing louder and louder

Or Dora the explorer

That's. ... actually the best description of Tom Cruise I've ever read.

​@@KhayJayArt the context of the quote is that Bale's performance in American Psycho was based on Cruise

@@alexanderlane6115 That makes so much sense.

@@alexanderlane6115 that is incredible I SEE IT

I’ve never been more uncomfortable honestly impressive

Facts

unironically

​@@bluebell560naw he's ironic

he's SO FUCKING GOOD AT IT LMAOOO

id honestly rather be farther than him bc i dont wanna have my phone 3 inches from my face and have that man stare at me

i hate and love when i read something someone quotes from the video at the exact time they actually say it lol

@@deimoskaischylos fr!! I also feel like he forgets about digital footprint XD

Perfect explanation

@@peachykeen1409 its satire😂😂

I'm very sure it's satire

Or he's just having fun. It feels harmless and he does have a nice smile. It's cringe, but harmless cringe 🤷

Its so uncanny valley

you're so right, every expression and movment seems calculated to try and come off as attractive as possible but it just gives off uncanny valley

his eyes look devoid of all life. he is not human.

I want to jump out of my skin and continue life as a skeleton

It's sad because he would look really attractive if he acted like a regular guy but all his mannerisms are so uncomfortable

I was unironically laughing at so many of them but idk if I’m laughing with him or at him😂

he's definitely not serious

the parts where he’s literally just describing what you do with the objects he is roleplaying as are uneblievably funny to me

THANK U 😭 i felt like they didn’t read into the sarcasm at ALL

​@@souljahwitchluvI've been binging Jarvis recently, and the more I watch, the more I realise he doesn't see or entertain sarcasm in a lot of cases. He also rarely seems to add stuff himself. Jordan is genuinely hilarious on his solo channel, and other reactors I watch often bring intellectual points with citations. And Jarvis just kinda... Laughs? Idk. I don't hate him or anything close. I just realise I'm watching his videos more for his guests than for him.

@@raimarulightningi feel that way too, i just felt hesitant to bring it up bc i kinda feel bad abt it.. i think jarvis finds a lot of good content to have as a talking point, but he’s not really that funny on his own 😅 which is perfectly fine bc it can be difficult to be funny

@@jjanggulane Oh absolutely! I still think he's fun to watch, but I just don't think I can binge him the way I can with Jordan, Drew, or EthanisOnline

beautiful comment

at least he was right about one thing, i do love being here

im reborn as a shetland pony, basking in my first dusk as my mother nuzzles my ear

This is what I’m feeling rn 😅

I’m gonna need 15:53 as a gif

fr he consumed his whole soulpatch

😭😭😭😭🤣🤣

Lmaoooo

i swear to god everytime he does that, his soulpatch loses a hair. aint no way they aren't being ripped tf out 💀

He's flossing with the hairs that get pulled out

nobody talks abt this part enuff

absolute goblin energy and i love him for it edit: don't tell him i said that though i have to keep up my ruse of hating him

can we get a timestamp?

1:27

@beetocks 1:27

Same. This guy absolutely has "I want to wear your skin" vibes.

@@verdanttheveiledwitch7430 pov I am your skeleton

I never want to wash my hair again. I'm going full feral.

​@@an_annanas "Wow it sure is getting a bit hot in here.. are you scared? Don't be. It will be over soon."

​@@justcallmekai1554 "hey, no don't be scared, ill make sure you won't even feel anything, you'll drift off soon"

So accurate 👌🤣

Jordan gives off mr eddie/Gregory vibes from Abbott elementary

Jarvis has drip… im wet at least

A teacher wearing a hoodie?

@@cornnflaek6234 yes?

Every time I see one of his videos I want to scream, vomit, crawl out of my skin, and touch grass as a skeleton.

I'm not a person who gets uncomfortable very easily, but these videos made me want to disembark the plane of consciousness

@@placeholderdoe every time I see one of his videos I laugh out of funniness or embarassment

I actually got startled when he started making the phone vibration sound effect. So uncanny

For real, the amount of times I have involuntarily yelled at the screen over the course of this video - too high to count

FR THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING- he’s giving AI

Under the skin, for real.

Did you mean cryptic, stupid? Tf is criptid?

shane madej core

And he’s not doing a good job of it lol

Sameee haha

he was never naked in the video tho

​@@Chiefkeefer78 1:15 this is what I'm talking abt, and it's obviously censored here but in the original tiktok he is fully nude lol

@@whatthehelliot how is that even allowed? Smfh

@@brkh96 it’s twitter , anything is allowed there

This is a VERY low bar tho lmao

I mean technically tiktok povs are still povs just 3rd person

​@@ica3639ig movies are also 3rd person povs? like why would you even call it a pov if its just a normal video???

Jarvis Johnson! GOLD: PLATINUM

@@nesamdoom Jarvis Johnson: GOLD: PLATINUM: GOD TIER

​@@6Shots_ofEspresso is that the jester from the living dolls game

Agreed

@@6Shots_ofEspresso Jarvis Johnson: GOLD: PLATINUM: GOD TIER: (SHINY EDITION)

I had to go back cuz I missed it 😂 thank you

Nothing quite encapsulates Free Premium Content ™ better than that imo lol

I love the standard gooolds on this channel, but Jordan's are especially precious

I lost it at that part so fucking funny

@@Audreyperson37 Fr

HELP I’ve never heard something more accurate

realest comment

Oh my gosh that's so accurate

THATS HOW IVE FELT THIS FEELING BEFORE THANK YOU

The dude from The Human Chair comes to mind

I want reimbursement for the therapy I'm going to need because of this.

i'd also like an apology for the mispronunciation of gif

Yes

So I’m not the only one who feels mentally violated?

very accurate description

@@beefbaby9840 thanks

Alternative: we send all the creepy men to an island far from any other land

And at the end we crown the prime boyfriend

I don't want a fight, I want a dating show with all of them. No women; they date eachother in order to find the prime boyfriend.

and the top 2 get to date each other.

@Dracyan ah yes, it’s all coming together perfectly

Fr. I've been putting my phone in the same back pocket every time and it literally wore through the jeans, leaving a gaping hole that can't hold anything😭

we have pockets? what magical world do people live in?

thought of this myself. a lot of women's jeans are made of such thin, low quality material that even putting a phone in the back pocket will wear holes into it, much less a fucking leather trifold

@@tiani3533 jeans do, just not large or good ones.

@@expertlayman6800 This might be for the best if he is our wallet

I think u mean uncomfort LMAO

@@mouthwaterin same difference lmao

@@mouthwaterin I think you meant discomfort ^^

@@mouthwaterinso close! it’s discomfort

Lol spot on

LOL i love this comment, so accurate

that's exactly how it feels deepsea squid

Him😃😃🫦👅😛😘😉 Us:🤔😳🫢😲🙄🫣🤣

​@@naosouumpatopoha7861 um ganso :DD

The accuracy of this description Lmao!!!

As a writer of yanderes, I feel this.

it is!

​@@yinyelya I weirdly wanna believe that. He's a good looking dude and if this is satire that means he's freaking hilarious 😭 I wish him the best, I just hope this ain't his rl rizz lol

@@mightymeatymech it is very much satire, he has a higher understanding of humor and is using it to his advantage

​@@mightymeatymech you don't have to believe it because it's true

it 100% is, this man is so funny

I thought it was a clip from the audio of the guy from Austin Powers “Goldmember” yelling “I love gooold”

@@homerj.simpson2514 this one was pretty low effort bud

Perfectly said. My shoulders kept tensing up and relaxing depending who was on screen!

lmaooo fr

🧑🏽‍⚕️Your hard beats increasing Jurassicly!😃Are you getting turned on?🫵😳😫PUT ON YOUR CLOTHES!!!(panicking)

Yeah, I physically distanced myself from my phone whenever he's on screen

Never mind, the skin's comin' off.

@@redundantmartyr we need to do a scientific study between “just be chilling” and “Your breath stinks”, to figure out at what point in between is the skin-removal point. The shampoo? The wallet? Who knows

I didn't make it, but my husband is still watching so they get the view at least. I can still hear it make it stop.

i got about halfway through by muting the parts where the creepy dude was talking and still had to take a break because it was too much 😭 the things we do for these guys

I turned away and closed my eyes as a reflex whenever it was slobber time

fr i can’t deal with the mouth noises it’s like asmr 😭

​@@foxysbotYES as someone with misophonia not only were his vibes repulsive but the MOUTH NOISES were making me nauseous

I'm right there with you, man

Fr

😂😂😂

I didn't even know he had a beanie on until I read this

Mans needs some carmax

His gaze is more dead than my grandfather

​@placeholderdoe It's more dead than me on the inside

You made it all the way through? God bless.

I swear the more I gotta watch this dude swallow his lip the more unwell I feel lmao everything he says after that just makes me wanna fight

It reminds me of the whole analog horror "alternates". Except that this guy somehow creeps me out even more.

I stg you can see his wisdom teeth when he grins

@@StardustDi Mandala Catalogue?

Thank god 🙏🏻

@@tkdchic78 It's pretty cool, right?? Drs in the 1810s probably weren't horrible people (most of them,) but they weren't exactly known for their nicetys. It's good to know that there were some good ones back then, and he made it comfortable for women to be examined by male Drs for almost 200 years while also advancing the science because it gives a better sound than just an ear. Good guy.

Me dummy read the dr as dr dre

Lord I thought you were talking about "Doctor Who" and i was so confused about what part of the lore did I not understand

​@@joyboy8280 That kinda sounds like something the Doctor would do. Some incarnation was just a little averse to being that close to his female companions in medical emergencies, so he figured, "I'm making something for that."

ITS SO STUPIDJWIJENDNDNHD

I mean he is making fun of TikTok thirst traps and he’s quite funny doing so

his wHAT?!??!!??!????

Link

Link pls

Please link

9:34

washington... chris hamilton... jabba the hut!

@@theaceofswords 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 too damn funny!

It is.🤨 It is free.

@@efudugdgidgdujgd but if your watching this then your premium

fr, thank god it's free bcus i'm running low on money atm

Fr, why can’t the creepy bfs just date other creepy bfs 😭😭

​​@@eggnyolk we gotta set up an intervention for this - Catch A Predater

Jarvis has made me so happy I never fucked with tiktok.

It is just representative. There are many creepy BFs.

and why do they never know what POV means 😔

I thought I had seen some obviously joking ones so I'm pretty sure he's joking lol

@@amarimochi no yeah it is a bit, none of it is serious

The slow fake smile at the end of the second one convinced me lol

the one of him randomly appearing beside them is what clued me in the most because there is NO way that could be genuine-

obviously it’s satire😭😭 honestly so funny i love him