The Most Emo POVs on TikTok 

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Her new boyfriend: “Waiting in line to get her a new pair of shoes” “Me knowing she doesn’t have feet”

"He looks 14" "he's married" is this Danny Gonzales?!

No "sad" pov tiktok will ever make me feel more emotional than I felt watching that video of a racoon washing his cotton candy.

12:27 "he was a soccer ball,but she was the goalie "he was a peanut,but she was allergic to peanuts." "He gave her the divorce papers,but she couldnt read." -Kurtis

“she can’t read” will forever make me die laughing why did he choose that

Maybe the new boyfriend taught her how to read, since Calvin clearly couldn’t be bothered .

Every time he reiterates that this channel is indeed free, I worry that Jarvis is secretly charging me to watch this premium content.

I've literally had someone ask for "Strong Men" to carry things at work, fastest way to get a lesbian to angrily decide to carry things I guess

for someone who seemingly dates exclusively illiterate women, his tiktoks sure are inaccessible to them

So, for the teacher saying "I need a strong boy" thing, I've LITERALLY had teachers (all female teachers, actually!) say that to my classes back in K-12. Multiple teachers, on multiple occasions. It was as annoying as it sounds, and every once and a while, a few of the girls in the class would still volunteer anyway.

okay, but to be fair, the teacher saying “i need a strong boy to help” happens pretty often 💀

"Her Favourite Colour was Red I dressed in red I painted in red I dyed my hair red" She still left him on red

it never fails to bother me that "POV" tiktoks are never ever ever actual Point Of View shots, it's always third person

I love that you heard the "he brews" joke, a joke perhaps as old as Judaism itself, for the first time today. That made my day. Thank you

As someone who has struggled with mental health, it’s crazy to say you sh because a girl you’re obsessed with doesn’t like you. There is so much more to mental health. Also maybe she doesn’t like you because you’re creepy.

It was so wholesome to see Jarvis laughing at the Hebrews joke, because I’ve heard it 90000 times growing up in church and watching him process and then love it was just so happy for me

" She couldn't read" It reminds me classic : " She was a poem, but he couldn't read".

And the sad thing is his audience is mainly young children, so they are being told that self harm and eating disorders are normal things for people to deal with, not serious mental struggles.

13:20 come on man you know she didnt send that text. she cant even read

1:49 robber was like "fuck dude, get therapy. You got issues if you're this suicidal."

Fun Fact: Everyone watching this channel is premium, you're now on the VIP section of RU-vid.

We’ve got to appreciate the VOLUME Jarvis’ Afro has gotten we love to see it ✨

I can’t help but feel that telling people their self harm and eating disorders are normal and relatable is dangerous, and that romanticising them / using them for clout is exploitation

11:21 isnt the strong boy thing what teachers say when they need someone to move chairs or other shit for them ? but when theyre teaching like 10 yos ???

i need a loop of jarvis saying “he’s such a bitćh” that was hilarious and adorable

When you pointed out the wet-looking hair, it made me think that he would just have these ideas in the shower every time and immediately make them. No shade, the thought of that is just funny to me ETA: the rosy cheeks also fit in with the shower thoughts theory

if this guy could just take a step back he would realise that the "she can't read" content is absolute comedy GOLD, I burst out laughing when the first one came on

as someone whos cheeks are naturally like that most days, thank you for the compliment jarvis

"are his cheeks always so rosy? he looks like a pikachu" -i burst out laughing

a lot of this is harmless, but i do think certain approaches to self harm can be really dangerous! the one about cutting yourself from being rejected by a potential partner is normalizing that behavior to an extent, because it is framed only as something relatable, and not framed as a serious concern. it can lead impressionable children to not realize it is not normal/healthy to be reduced to self harm urges because of social interactions!

8:01 me at passover

thank u for the warnings jarvis!! i have an ED and struggle with SH, so i highly appreciate it i feel like especially with the ED related tiktoks he really romanticises it and i hate it. it's literally hell on earth to have them and i just wish ppl stfu about it if they don't go thru that shit

her new boyfriend taking her out to eat: me knowing she only consumes the blood of the innocent:

I told my step mom the “he brews” joke and she got a kick out of it. Honestly I’m gonna use that one again it’s my exact sense of humor.

her new boyfriend is helping her learn to read and calvin never even TRIED

I wish all of his tik toks were just the "me knowing she can't read" ones. those were bangers

I would love to see a version where it's revealed that the new boyfriend taught the ex how to read and he's celebrating by buying her a book

People on Tik Tok really don't understand what POV means. I don't know why this bothers me so much but it really does. 😂 If it's something like "POV - you're being bullied" then the person on camera should be the bully, and they should be bullying the camera, because that's the representation of "you." If the person on camera is being bullied then it's just a story or skit, not a POV.

Wait, a comment on the “teacher saying strong boy” part. In my middle school, teachers would always say they needed a “strong young man” to do stuff like lift a box. It was clearly a joke that worked in their favor because it would make all the macho-wannabes offer themselves up easily.

9:26 I thought the priest was going to have said "you weren't the one" and I was going to laugh. "Nah, the kingdom of Heaven decided no."

Objecting to weddings used to be a thing because sometimes in the past you'd end up almost marrying distant cousins, or maybe one of the people was a criminal on the run or had skipped out on a previous marriage and was still legally married to someone else. Info like that wasn't as easy to find back in the day, so sometimes it would take getting a bunch of people together at the wedding to realize. These days it's an archaic practice that many people are cutting out of their ceremonies. Although my aunt had a Renaissance themed wedding and one of their LARP friends challenged her groom to a sword battle at that part, which was pretty funny. He lost and they gave him a ring pop.

About wedding objections: before the internet, and before we would write everything down, the only way you knew something was up would be gossip and witnesses. Basically the objections were so anyone who knew something that would damage the sanctity of marriage (adultery, fraud, etc) would be able to call it out. It’s done now just for performance reasons and holds no real reason… if you were to object at a wedding today it would basically just make everyone really uncomfortable and the wedding would continue.

To answer Jarvis's question, the whole "objection" thing at weddings was started as a way of saying "hey if anyone knows a legal reason why these two can't be married tell us please" (I.E: The bride and groom are siblings, the bride or groom is already married, etc.)

the way jarvis says "it is free" in the beginning of every gold video makes me think that it's not actually free and i've been unknowingly paying to see these videos the whole time

I legitimately cackled at “I got you a book” “Aw, thanks!” (Me knowing she can’t read) I did not understand that one at first but even after the actual explanation, it’s still pretty funny ngl

"just because something is your favorite colour doesn't mean you change everything in your life to that color" people who like the color purple: 👀

12:43 you know, when she changes elementary school, the new teachers might not know her like you did😭😔

just a note, as someone with adhd and asd, i really appreciate the little timer bar you put on your sponsorship plugs, i have time anxiety, its hard to explain but having a visual representation of how long that segment is is really great. so thanks.

I’m pretty sure the wedding objections thing started so that way in case it turned out the person you were marrying wasn’t a good person someone in your family could say hold up we have objections to this marriage, and it was back when like arranged marriages and like forced marriages were a big thing, there are still some people today who use it for that reason, my now adoptive dad objected at my birth mother‘s wedding to my abusive stepdad…. Nothing came of it but he tried to stop it from happening because he knew my stepdad was a shitty person and my mom wasn’t listening to anybody and he felt that was the only way to get it to stop hopefully…….i mean it didn’t but he tried

we know life was hard for you growing up Jarvis, we all remember back to drinking our mother's breast milk aged 10+

13:56 As someone with anorexia, seeing tiktoks trivializing something that interferes with nearly every aspect of my life is a tad infuriating, but you do you, tiktok e-boys.

The illiterate girlfriend thing is the funniest shit ngl. The fact that it's so specific, done multiple times, and is treated seriously... I can't 😂

I heard it’s free to be a Gold Jarvis Johnson member

can confirm teachers LOVE to say 'i need a strong boy to help me'. kindergarten me was so pissed off bc I was literally twice the height of every guy in the class

11:16 did ur teachers not say that?? :o

I love a man who shows emotion and isn’t afraid to cry in front of me when he finds out I can’t read

every great actor always keeps an onion on standby, Jarvis.

"POV you're the funny friend" almost hit home because I stubbornly try to tell jokes instead of talking about my feelings but for them to ask for jokes while he's having a breakdown is some next level shit. "hey funnyman, stop crying and make me laugh"

Originally, wedding objections were intended for someone to give a legitimate reason the couple shouldn't be married (e.g. an undeclared previous marriage) :)

10:21 Or he's a stalker and he just showed up.

I personally enjoy the "funny friend" video when he says "why don't I have anyone to talk to :(" immediately after being asked "are you okay?"

The opening to this channel is just everything. I always laugh. The faint Goldmember "gold"... the pause after the um. 10/10 will watch again.

POV: you’re Calvin’s friend group Friend 1: so hey what’s everyone’s type? Friend 2: I like brunettes Friend 3: I prefer blondes Friend 1: I like redheads. What about you Calvin? Calvin*crying*: i like it when she can’t read.

That has to be the most patient mugger I’ve ever seen, dude had to ask for everything five times. Most muggers would just shoot them after the first/second decline.

the 'me knowing she can't read' is too funny 😭

The way Jarvis yells "HEBREWS" after getting it is my favorite thing

15:02 Me knowing he can't read

as someone who cries at literally everything, i can feel my tear ducts literally shriveling up

Thanks for content warnings. Especially for eating disorders. Most people don't do that. It was so good dude. I loved how happy you were the entire time you were talking about this emo lil sad boi XD

He was a poem But she couldn't read

6:13 bro showed us two pictures of kevin gates and thought we wouldn’t notice 😒🙄

it's like the "she was a poem but he couldn't read" meme except it's "he bought her a book but she couldn't read"

the “me knowing she can’t read” ones are easily the funniest ones

Wedding objections stem from olden times when it was a good possibility that the bride and groom could be related so they gave the whole family a chance to see them both up there and say like "Ey yo, those are both my grandkids. They probably shouldn't get married."

i love that at 7:23 Jarvis reaches up and seems to cover the screen of his computer like that’ll keep the final sentence in that tiktok from being seen. it is the same visceral response i had to get away from that sentence as quick as possible

7:45 "let me show my support for those who can relate by posting something that could trigger them or show them that it's okay to do this behavior." When i was doing that stuff, i would have saw this and been like, "oh good, i'm not weird. i don't need to tell my mom about anything i'm dealing with."

in my experience, teachers have asked for strong boys/men, particularly in younger grades

1:43 If he still had her would he just hand her over to the robber?

Thank you for including timeskips for the trigger warnings Jarvis! I feel really safe when watching your channel

13:47-13:50 This guy using the topics of self harm and eating disorders for content/views/likes is not okay ☹️. I agree with you Jarvis…

i like how none of these tik tokkers know what pov means like its never point of view

10:48 When you put it this way - this is the only time some people get to say "I do" on a wedding.

6:35 I thought you said "there's funnier fish in the sea" and I was like "damn, brutal"

I love how he, on a dime just says "is that hetrochromia?" And then after a second goes right back to talking about the tiktoc

The question about objections was originally done in case someone knew a legal reason why the couple couldn't get married, i.e. if one of them was already married to someone else or if they were related to each other etc. I used to work at a church in England where they were still doing this as a formality though not on the wedding day but during 3 services leading up to the wedding.

as someone with anorexia those eating disorder ones are super fucking insensitive. but those “she cant read ones” are funny as hell he should keep doing those

7:33 Depending on the interpretation of this exchange, you could argue it's a very wrong thing to do; like, the video doesn't seem to discourage self-harm and it gives of a vibe of "I'm doing it, because it grabs attention and a noticeable percent of young people that actually struggle will gravitate towards this kind of content". It's not lighthearted fun anymore, as the topic is serious. And I don't think the guy lists any sources for actually getting help, so it's really messed up. I'm not in a vulnerable position, so it doesn't bother me personally, but I know a bunch of people that this video would have a harmful impact on, as many people struggling through depression and self-harm in general are just a few bad things from total collapse (trying to use lighter words).

I just wanted to say that I appreciate the content warnings, and that this video was amazing keep up the good work

POV: you are a premium Jarvis Johnson viewer and he just released a new video about POV TikToks.

11:25 its crazy teachers actually did ask that. super creepy

Pretty sure the whole "does anyone object" thing was before computers or blood tests so someone could say, "yo, that's his sister" etc.

“How do you do your hair, it’s so nice bro” is so fucking funny right after the clip of him with a t-shirt on his head

my teacher used to ask for "strong boys" but i never noticed how weird it was until you mentioned it😭 also "me knowing she can't read" has to become a new inside joke between this audience, make it happen

Robber: Damn man, you’re down cataclysmic. I hope you recover.

damn... when I was robbed last summer, I should've used the line "he was my everything" when they asked me to give them everything... after one of the robbers literally ripped my crossbody purse off of me and grabbed my phone out of my hoodie. yeah, that definitely would've made them stop and feel bad 🙄

I remember in 4th class the teacher asked for strong boys to carry chairs across the auditorium and my tiny self carried 3 chairs at once (and nearly passed out) trying to prove little girls can be strong too lol.

14:56 "its always 'stay gold', but never 'i'll hold'.. someone.. someone please hold me"

I always watched Jarvis, Kurtis, Danny, Drew, Cody, & Noel’s videos all the time when I was pregnant with my son and now he’s six months old and he always turns his head and watches when he hears their voices. I call them uncle Jarvis, uncle Kurtis, etc 😂

Maybe he's just sad that the new boyfriend actually took the time to teach her to read rather than just always assuming it was a lost cause?