The Worst Dating Advice on TikTok (w/ Jordan Adika) 

"Maybe even eyes, ears, a mouth and nose too"

"And at least a brain, a liver, a stomach, and maybe even a human heart, because those are the biggest targets."

@@fijisharbrough "tell her how beautiful her kidneys are, crucial point. when ur kissing her, squeeze her ankles with your toes and appreciate the muscularity of them."

@@juicyboxesxoomg I would peel my skin off and die

Who said that?

It happened to me too 😭 I’m scared thanks to twitter

I don't get nsfw jumpscared anymore because of the internet. It has become normal for people to do a totally non sexy thing and then *boom* fish in the mouth.

​@Lugoor Star what like a bear? Fish?

@@leaffinite3828 fish in the mouth is a sex move where you both go outside buck naked and catch salmon with your mouths Works best if you bring bears

is, are you.. refrencing goat story? 😭

Its almost like hes making fun of something... In an entertaining way..

IZUTSUMI

Honestly? It kind of is.

Thanks for making my day

"how to soulmate a bitch! *Weirdly long pause* Y'all the soulmate is a sex move-"

A fantasy roleplay

The latter don't deserve it

Stoppp😭

HELP THIS COMMENT MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD

I'm done .. haaaaaaaaaaha

💀💀💀💀

the fact that that actually works as a euphemism is taking me tf out 💀

Yeah I think having to keep your shit locked up like you’re living with a criminal is a sign that person doesn’t respect your boundaries. You should be able to know each others phone codes and still respect their privacy, despite having access.

I mean it depends on how far into a relationship you are

@@leaffinite3828 it... it doesn’t. I’m not going through a person’s phone on date 5 or date 306 or anniversary 10

@Punky Jewster i was responding to the comment above mine, specifically the part saying you should be able to have each hers ohone passwords while respecting each others privacy. Imo that depends on how far into things you are

@@JasminMiettunen that feels like supermarkets locking up the black cosmetics aisles

I read your comment and was like.. “what?” And then it happened and I had the same reaction.

I did the same, but for a diff reason 😆😆😅

I wanted to react as violently but I have a cat on me and I definitely don't want the consequences of disturbing a comfy cat with claws

I would like this comment but I wanna keep it at 666 likes

I too read this comment before it happened... too amazing 👏

had me wheezing, Jordan physically running away sent me

i need someone to make a meme or a gif or something.

I’ve been laughing for a solid 5 minutes because that

3:14 just putting this here so I can keep laughing at it

@@thatlycantomboy the instant flight response. Like I am danger. lol.

Though it would have been almost funnier to watch him struggle to figure it out 😆

How did he know already know that tho? He's over 25!!!

I still don't get it, can anybody explain

I didn't know neither and I was flabbergasted

@@brkh96 eating pineapple makes your semen taste sweeter

it’s like he was so close yet so far for the wrongest reasons 😢

Dammit I always mess up the last part

My favorite sex move

@@quinncyisqueer i'n still hoping it's a satira

@EH's Page good, it does feel like a parody podcast - dunno why boys didn't pick up on that

Cheers to all the bad bitches out here drawin stick figures

I’m that bad bitch ‼️‼️

me and the girls going out n drawing stick figures

God the women you put on this earth to be bad bitches are drawing stick figures

im one of those bad bitches 😈😈

I would watch that anime

Be the bag of rocks you want to see in the world

"Bitch be drawing stick figures all day" As an artist, I sure do

@@lucamagnani5243 yo????? kkk member?

I was thinking the same thing. That's not dating advice, that's just straight up abuse.

I’ve seen a video about a domestic abuse victim talking about all the steps and warning signs of abuse and he was on track to hit all of tbem

@@cgaarden491 oh 100% I listen to psychologists talk about narc abuse and he's straight up made narc abuse for dummies.. LIKE WHAT? YOU'RE ADVOCATING DV??

@@lucamagnani5243 I’ve seen guys of basically every race doing this stuff.

Bonus points if his gf is really supportive of the hobby, and the two end up bonding and becoming almost inseperable due to it.

hear me out: writing/fanfiction plot

@@SheepUndefined no, they have to both compete in a nature photography contest and become enemies-to-lovers

@@roguishwretches17:47 "hear me out"you say? Ok( imagine me squinting my eyes periodically)"oh, yeah?.. really?...Damn that's interesting...". 💪🏾👨🏾‍🦱👍🏽

Now you have a mildly interesting "A-hole turned his life for the best" movie script.

Because it gave you a reality check.

@@Altair-El-Haddad yes, it brought me back to the reality where often there are men who feel the need to bring down women at all costs even though they know nothing about us

@@WinnieBlaster cry me a nile

@@Altair-El-Haddad you really came to a nine month old comment to bother an internet girl in a video with people you don't agree with congrats having the worst life

@@Altair-El-Haddadwhy are you underneath every comment trolling people with your ignorance? Why are you even on this channel? Do you get enough love at home?

And teaching women how to spot abusive behavior

He's like comically misogynistic

@@yungdracula1068 because it’s satire

@@mikewood8077 if something satire is indistinguishable from genuine harm, it is harmful. for people who don’t “recognize” it as satire, and that’s what they get out of it-how to be abusive. assuming it’s satire when it’s not stated anywhere is just giving him some kind of plausible deniability that doesn’t even exist, because nowhere does it clearly say that. frankly, it doesn’t matter to me if it’s /meant/ to be satire or not-for the vast amount of people watching it, they will take it seriously (because people really do think that way) as either something to be horrified by or something to follow, whichever their mentality.

@@cxrindgo not they won’t if they did 2 seconds of research 😭 y’all slow asl it’s not Jarvis fault but damn he literally makes videos on how to do the ancient dragon as a sex move

A demon

Typical

Comedian it says entertainment purposes only in his bio

@@isaiahchannell7492 I guess his form of comedy is public humiliation, specifically humiliating himself

@@Soleihere not if he has 400k followers and the only negative thing to come out of it is this video

it's very intentional dude

@@onouphrioswhat does this change to the original opinion tho? yea he's intentionally saying wild and disturbing shit. so? the funny part is normal ppl reacting and being disgusted. not him

⁠@@ggundercover3681they said it was unintentionally funny. It was literally intentional. Maybe you didn’t like it but that doesn’t make it not a clear intentional comedy video.

I feel like I should be offended but at the same time this is the funniest shit I have ever seen

He lays out the game plan like a heist

I’m pretty sure it’s satire he makes random videos about how to masterbate and random sexual stuff.

they have at the very least researched how to get away with it

Yeah like the vast majority of people acknowledge 18 as the age of consent, so no amount of “B-BUT PENNSYLVANIA, WEST VIRGINIA, ETC” will make you any better.

owning a kangaroo is illegal in only 37 states

@@smoceany9478which ones I want a kangaroo

@@Flareguy in Illinois, Idaho, Maine, New Jersey, New Mexico, Nevada, Ohio, Pennsylvania, South Carolina, Texas, Washington, West Virginia, and Wisconsin you can have a kangaroo

The first guy wasn't so bad... Just... Likes pineapples

The Last guy would be happy to be called misogynistic, he's straight up a abuser

they destroyed him?

@@axxwqw3117 icl i usually like jarvis but this kind of gave me a bad vibe like.. they didn't make a decent teardown of his points moreso did they give the guy free publicity and make content and joke about things the women are on the other side of this behaviour would be deeply affected by.

@@jordanluke73 i feel like.. i'm allowed to criticise the way they handled it? honestly don't think i was particularly cruel or skewed in my view and i'm not saying they're bad people OR how they should've done it differently. i'm just of the opinion that it's really easy for men to make content like this and make money off it whilst getting praised? idk i'm just one person lol i also didn't say "don't enjoy the video" to other people ^_^

I understand the struggle! I hope you’ve found some ppl (or even a person, one person can make all the difference) since you made this comment ❤❤❤❤

I'd go as far as saying it's like washing your hands without the intention of cleaning them

If they washed their hands then they’d be gay, duhhh

I used to do that gross shit as a kid 😭

This is the best analogy 👏

That's the best point 👏

Ngl his energy reminded me of when I told a friend of mine I was going to a bar near me. She asked “Didn’t you get roofied there?” And I responded back “L + Don’t Care + Didn’t Ask + Ratio Bozo”

I'm convinced that this is 100% satire. At least I really hope it is...

@@xXBIGSlilXx it is lol. i dont know if they realize that or not

@@nermdee4144 does it matter if it's satire tho if ppl are agreeing with it and putting it into practice? i doubt everyone supporting them in comments section are also playing along

@@remysebald8893 the chances of people taking this advice from a small tiktok satire account is basically 0 its a non issue just enjoy the funny account

They'll at least say you're creative, even if the photos are equivalent to drawing stick figures every day.

she watches a lady on tiktok that's like the woman version of this guy "it doesn't matter if your boy be taking shit nature pics, you tell they beautiful, and then you have to cut them off all they support systems, get them out of the city away from family and friends and ..."

@@matiaspereyra9392 I think ChadChad just covered those. I had a sinking suspicion they existed too but I never gathered how similar they were until that one video.

@@wildfire9280 yeah when I saw she uploaded that video I thought of my comment

Because it is nothing to him

Emotional abuse is a sex move

@@nataliee5236 ya

he’s trolling😭

@@Athena_36right? this whole video i was questioning whether they both knew that it was satire. its so clearly a troll lmao 😭😭

Bros a whole comedian fam🤣

@@sunnygames632 explain the punchline

@@Mars-dw2zc what punchline? Im trynna say that Life an Scars is a comedian and its funny that people think he being serious

@@sunnygames632 everyone always says they're just joking and people don't get it, and then when all the stories come out of people following their advice, they double down. It would be funny if he purposefully gave bad/weird advice that isn't actually dangerous and couldn't possibly be taken seriously. But loads of men do take this shit to heart. But I know you don't care, it's just fun for you. Yay, so funny!

@@okayno4045 bro it literally says on his insta page for entertainment purposes only. And you cant control people some people dont realize that he is joking im just trying to point out that he doesnt mean what he says. Niggas cant make jokes nowadays cmon now.

Yeah it's sad because it works. And the people it happens to don't realize it because it's like the frog in boiling water. It's sad.

Yeah, this advice is based on how people with narcissist traits actually behave.

very very common with abusive relationships. a huge red flag

FR, it's a real abuse tactic that is so common. I was actually shocked when he mentioned it. I know so many people that went through that. It's horrible.

Yeah as much as i try to handle it as "Oh this guy saying this is just a silly dumbass" and trying to lighten up, the fact there's dudes saying all this shit like its casual advice is,,, unnerving to say the least

Funny comment! I’m goi

​@@badger6882 im also goi

Comedians reacting to tiktok satire

And on the premium channel.... that is free best deal around

Wym by that

omg this is TOO MUCH

What kind of Friday?

@@jacksonlarson6099 the one after Thanksgiving

It's just deep, ya know😔 The mud, I mean. The whole endgame is that the creeper Artax's himself.

Don’t knock it till you try it

And it was

I never thought I’d say this but can we please go back to twitter kissing pov

yeah it was fucking wild watching this video and seeing the videos escalate into straight up sexual assault. wild that the guy was so damn self-aware and yet still didn't care.

he’s trolling, he doesn’t actually think this way

Based.

@@XXXXXXXXXXXXXZZZZZZZZ we get it, you own 4 knives each made of 400 knifes that all kill babies

Jesus christ, no one can take jokes these days

They’re so funny together

They're so good together! These boyz should consider doing a podcast 🤣

He is the class😭

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There is! It's called generational trauma

I think they share some type of evil hive mind

Game is game

Yes!! NO COTTON WILL TOUCH THAT STUNNING FRO

I think what you were describing is…is Big Ed 😭😂😂😂

I think I'd die of laughter 🤣🤣🤣

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Geez I was hoping men in their 30s are a better group than ones in their 20s 😢

@@antiheroine3611it depends on the guy. our brains aren't actually finished developing until your mid twenties. and as time goes on, you gain wisdom by living new experiences and learning new things. that's why people sometimes talk about 30-year-olds like they're better, because they're just objectively more mature on average. (they're also getting to be too tired to fuck around the way 20-somethings do.) so when you get a guy like this, who is clearly aware of how to be in a relationship, but is too detached emotionally to actually _connect_ with her, it's a huge disappointment. given his understanding of relationships, but his bitter attitude towards the values of women, i would wager he's coming from a place of anger. like, i'm getting solid "got cheated on by a longtime partner last year and doesn't realize he hasn't gotten over it yet" vibes. he sees his relationship with this person as being predicated on a lie from the jump, because it's easier to understand "she tricked me because love is a lie" than the idea that the love was real, and she simply betrayed him. that a relationship changes over time. it's more complex. some men will seriously post mean dating advice on tiktok and like, google the signs of emotional abuse rather than get therapy lmao

So just because there differnt than yours, its immature teenager. That shows your mindset more than theirs.

How the hell can you not realize that this is all jokes?

@@DominantBtch And here you are, self reporting.

He literally is a comedian

I'm not saying you're lying, 'cause I don't know anything about the guy, but if it's satire, his videos are WAY too similar to real misogynistic advice videos to be genuinely funny. Like, just explaining abuse isn't funny. You need to be more outrageous or play up a character, not just be an entirely convincing version of a shitty pick-up artist. Maybe the sex move videos are more obviously ridiculous, but the other stuff we saw clips of weren't.

@@mastermarkus5307 its a type of humor where u act like u mean what u say to throw people off. If u get it u get it but if u dont u dont

@@mastermarkus5307 yeah, like if he or some character like him were in a movie or on a tv show it would be obvious that it was a parody, but the fact that it’s a whole tik tok profile and the way and nature of some of things he’s saying, it’s hard to see if he’s just playing a character or if he actually has a big personality like in his videos.

@@sunnygames632 That sounds like the laziest form of comedy.

Perfect place to hide if you ever did anything bad cause you could still get mad at him for looking at your friends

@@ambersmith2612 why are you supporting that? Like tf?

@@ambersmith2612 big brain

hell yeah!!! communication and trust is so important. good on yall :)

@@ambersmith2612 great example at how shitty guys like this think

And u think he's being serious?

​@@alexa7437His account is ironic? I didn't get that vibe. The tone of this comment just makes it sound like you just saw someone talking about being a victim and got annoyed.

@@gorose9899 no it is entirely ironic. He's a comedian making comedy based of bad dating advice with some truth to them. Sight your sources before you accuse me of lying. It's not my fault that you can't understand comedy

@@alexa7437 Nevermind, you're just an idiot. Anyone who says shit like "not my fault you don't understand comedy 🙄" is just beyond dealing with.

​@@alexa7437last i checked, comedy was supposed to be funny

you can palp it

Thanks amogus

@@austinwhitmore8174 they're palpatine

It is able to be palped

@@EclipseINF WAS ABOUT TO COMMENT THIS

you need this if you really don't like the personality of a woman

it can be used for both

@@Ihatescales.mp4that wasn’t their point

@@Prettyp1999 idk i was high

because they always got shit on their phones so they expect women to as well

@@moviestargf read this as because they always shit on their phones 😭😭😭

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i really enjoyed this i honked like a goose

if you wanna see more, theres always sadboyz if you havent watched it, its really good :)

@@pagestone6571 they also recently collabed on jarvis johnson live!! =3