Creighton Boys School's Popular New French Teacher - Saturday Night Live 

I love the sketches when Rachel Dratch just eats all the way through

I wish I had that endless sandwitch

Rachel should get an Emmy for her sandwich eating! 6 minutes, so believable and never runs out of sandwich!

😆 "Olo"

“Oh, I thought when you got divorced, it changed back…” Burn!

"My name is Michel, now, s'il vous plait" Hahaha

"What time you gettin' home honey?" I practically broke some ribs, I laughed so damn hard! :)

"Are you already sleeping with her?" "As they say in Latin: Veni, vidi, vici" I came, I saw, I conquered

The German teacher is how one should take life. Just chill, and observe.

Haven't we all had a teacher like that. The one that made it a bit harder...I mean easier.

Catherine Zeta Jones is just lovely

If Catheryn zeta jones was my teacher, i’d have her picture on my phone as well.

that "olo?" and the face Andy makes kills me every time

just realised her name is supposed to be Dequoi which would translate to "DE'WHAT"

She looks like every damn German teacher I had

In the fourth grade, we had a teacher who looked like Farah Fawcett. We would ride our bikes to her house just to knock on her door and say hello. She was exactly like Catheryn ZJ. Just full of thoughtful nurturing words that buttered us up with encouragement and compliments. We floated away on our bikes bragging how we could easily romance her as our age, lack of employment, nor experience hadn't any bearing on our future hypothetical plans..LOL

LMAO "my name is michel now".......... No wonder!

Back when Keenan and Andy still looked young enough to be H.S. seniors.

The veni, vidi vici joke is hilarious, it means “I came, I saw, I conquered” 😂🤣

“What time you gettin home honey” That was fantastic lol

This has got to be one of the best sketches they've ever done. It's not silly or over-the-top or slapstick or gross. It's just well written. Doesn't make you fall over laughing but it's clever and poignant and as good as any scene from a sitcom.

i wish German teacher's part was bigger in this sketch.

I was an English teacher at a high school in Warsaw, Poland. I had three students drop my class because they wanted to take Arabic. About 2 weeks later at a staff meeting I finally met the Arabic teacher and realized why they chose her, an impossibly gorgeous Lebanese-Polish woman, over me (male...nice hair, tho). To clarify a couple of things: - We both worked part time (and on alternate days), so we never crossed paths. - Students needed 2 language credits, and the boys who dropped my class were already pretty good at English (and were taking Spanish)

4:04 "Ilary,your perfume makes you smell like a OOker! " hahahahahahah

For some reason Seth and Amy are at their funniest when being snarky with each other (probably with the exception of Weekend Update). The Sally and Dan Needler/Harrison sketches are some of their best, and they fire it off again here.

We had a Spanish teacher who looked like Penelope Cruz. Man she was something.

Seth is so good. His onscreen rivalry with Amy is priceless. That series "the couple that should be divorced" Is my favorite.

This french teacher is almost a carbon copy of my French professor in college everyone adored. She came straight from Paris and was only here for a year, and she was so beautiful and kind (though somewhat strict with grading) and had this easy charm and genuine friendliness and curiosity. Half the class was a little in love with her and she made fulfilling the mandatory language requirement a bit more fun!

"I have scotch in my desk." "Let's hit it."

Rachel Dratch is the MVP of the sketch. Eating the sandwich not giving a shit about her husband 🤣🤣🤣

they could never replace chris farley.

Heck, even my wife said she'd leave me for CZJ.🤣

"What time you getting home honey?" Hahahahahaha :D

I love how dratch never stopped eating

"what time you getting home honey?" LITERALLY CHOKING ON MY TRUSCUITS

This is it, we just need really hot teachers and no child will ever be left behind

I like this skit because it perfectly encapsulates the bubble super attractive people live in.

I will say, that was a very accurate depiction of the amount of time teachers get for their lunch!

What time you coming home honey? I did NOT see that coming.... 😂😂😂

*"What time you getting home honey?"* 😂

"You're perfume makes you look like a 'OOKER😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Yeah, i wish my teacher back then looks like Catherine Zeta Jones.

Catherine zeta-jones actually does speak French.

That's funny and a familiar feeling. In Secondary school when I was about 14/15 years old a new French teacher who was female came to teach our all boys school. Whenever she wasn't around, or when other teachers were present, the boys would talk quite loudly. But when she came into the room all the boys suddenly turned silent for the whole duration of her teaching, you could hear a pin drop. She was always dressed in some black stockings and black dress and big red lipstick and she had a French accent of course. Once I whispered to a boy next to me "Why is everyone really quiet when she's here?" and the boy replied "because she's hot" hahaha. This happened in around 2007/2008 in Bolton School, England.

"What time you gettin home honey?" Best line lol

I didn't know the Needlers worked at the same school. Good for them. They finally got that divorce.

The funniest part is when he says "holo??"

The limping hahaha amazing.

I wish I had a sandwich that never ran out...

SNL should updating this New French Teacher with current casts. They have Cecily Strong now, as she is pretty, tall, dark haired and can speaks French.

"As they say it latin, 'Veni, Vidi, Vici" Didn't catch that the first time. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

"My name is Michel, now, s'il vous plait " @3:16 killed me 😂 😂 The German teacher just eating her sandwiches while hearing the conversation is just hilarious.

What time do you get home honey 😂

I just saw this for the first time and literally almost had a heart attack from laughing when the dad turned to his wife and said "what time ya coming home honey"!!!!!!!!!

Took spanish for 3 years. That ‘en español, por favor’ triggered me😂

I had to watch this..I went to an all boy school and we also got a new french teacher..She was incredible..this was in the late 70's. I can so relate to this video

Damn, Seth's character hooked up with everyone!!!

“What time you gettin home honey?” Horatio Sanz delivery and timing is perfect.

If they had more French teachers like her the English language would die out 😂

I love how she never changes her Debbie Downer countenance. Fantastic.

French Teacher and immediately Sophie Marceau came to mind.

Man this one was hillarious... i loved this version of the cast they really had chemistry.

I'm french and I have to admit that she is pretty good at it. She makes a few mistakes but she has a really good accent and know how to pronounce french words ! Good job !

Catherine Zeta Jones can literally make any language sound sexy🥰

“Oh hey honey” took me out😂😂💀

Sketch classique! Un stéréotype qui ne cesse pas d’amuser. Le regard de la prof espagnole quand il dit « Hôlô » est au delà de précieux!

Catherine Zeta-Jones is an amazing talent and an equally amazing woman, she is Welsh but she can convincingly take on the role of French, Spanish, American, or Arabic, pretty much whatever nationality is required of her. Michael Douglas must feel very lucky to have her as his wife, and vice versa. I wish them all the best in life, and their kids too, and thank you for making me smile.

Veni, Vidi, Vici... my god that will always be a killer one liner

When is she going to finish her sandwich?

I love this sketch, but the best part for me was Rachael Dratch eating that sandwich 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

"There isn't really an appropriate Latin phrase for this, so let me leave you ladies with BOOYAH!!!"I need to find a way to incorporate this into all conversations.

Had a teacher in high school ( I was 16) She used to bend over to put a VHS tape in, to play the class a documentary. It was the highlight of our dull young boy days ! My god!

"What time you getting home honey" LMAOOOOO wow....

3:00 looks like a scene from the Sims

My name is Michel now 😂 I died lol

Olo... LMAO. she is so lovely it is crazy

"She got drunk and slapped a student." And what teacher hasn't wanted to do that from time to time?

That was gold from Horatio sanz

The picture he has on his cell phone does not do you justice! Hilarious

Catherine Zeta Jones, she dips beneath lasers. Oh Oh Oh.

THAT was quality SNL

4:50 Well that took an unexpected turn

I honestly forgot I was watching SNL for a bit, it felt like a sitcom lol

Seth Myers: hey😂

Really love Seth in this sketch

My 15 year old son just scored 94% on his GSCE biology mock after years getting Bs. Met his new biology teacher last week at parents evening. Yup. Stunning blonde!! His new Classics teacher, however, looks (and behaves!) like the crazy divination teacher from Hogwarts! Yep, his grade dropped from 90s % to a fekking C in one term!!

"veni, vedi, veci" I came, I saw, I conquered

🎶Catherine Zeta Jones. She dips beneath the lasers. Oh oh ohhh🎶

I'm french, and I got to say, her french is not very good. But good lord Seth is funny as hell.

say that in spanish..... ehhh olo!!!! lolz

The funny thing is, there actually is a Creighton Prep High School in Omaha, Nebraska and it's an all boys school.

Rachel Dratch is hilarious. The bug eyes... 4:45. Bit of a Gregg Turkington "On Cinema" vibe

Rachel used to crack me up so much. She was such a solid cast member

I wanna take French now!😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂Catherine is funny in here!

The actress who plays Debbie Downer makes this scene. The way she idly munches on that sandwich as her husband flirts shamelessly.

Amy and Seth were awesome together

I died laughing at "what time do you get home honey"

I’m shocked this skit wasn’t spun off as a sitcom! Great potential.

They must be in another dimension, where time stops????? I mean the clock didn't move during that 5 minute sketch😂😂😂

Now I want like a whole movie where its just the Latin and Spanish teacher taking shots at each other and pranking each other and stuff