Cringing at Myself Rapping 

Fantano in 2030: Cringing at my pizza hut logo moustache

This rap sounds like a Pink Guy rap where he cooks food

Doom died 4 days after this video was released. He needed Anthonys apology, so that he could pass on.

Ok fantano, we’ll act like this wasnt a genuine attempt at a rap career, we know you had a plan to “take over” and “change the game” as PF Doom (we also know you derived the name from the popular food chain ‘PF Chang’s’) and now that it failed, you’re trying to play it off as a throwaway gag. Ok, fantano, ok.

Anthony ghostwrote Tom MacDonalds “whiteboy”

Anthony should freestyle about his cool nifty ridge wallet

Man, this was only a few days before DOOM passed. Even if Melon finds this cringey, I feel sad 'cause it shows what an influential artist MF DOOM was

He doesn’t age wtf

Doom isn't even trying to make these imposters seem legit

Childhood is growing up thinking Cal Chuchesta is the best rapper Adulthood is knowing Anthony Fantano makes more sense

Little did he know this was the last time he could talk to DOOM RIP

*Lyrics:* He came out with a mask made of paper Barely held together by a Swingline stapler Square head but he dressed really trendy Reused and reused he was always echo friendly Recycle And half as post consumer Put a label on the back just to quiet down the rumors Now the club telling everyone to each shit Quiet, keep two tight slips The ones that get loose I hear they sink ships Six stanzas in the same rhyme pattern Running in circles like the rings on Saturn And no, I don't mean the car company If someone gets sued, that rhyme didn't come from me The needle drop's catching like venereal Don't get me mad or I might go serial It's a well balanced meal I'll just end this now and just pray for a record Deal

Wow he says he'll cringe and just ends up complimenting all the bars lmao

honestly the bars were solid, except for that part you sung the m.A.A.d city hook but only the n word

It actually wasn't that bad, the verse where all you said was the n word was kinda weird, though.

Crazy how DOOM dies three days later

still can't believe you didn't include PF Doom in your 55 Best Rappers of All Time video

"Rappers don't ride bikes because they can't handle bars" - Cal 🥶🥶🔥

“I might send a white dude next. Whoever plays the character plays the character" -Daniel Dumile aka MF DOOM -

This is like seeing your dad fail for the first time. In his humility and humanisation, you lose all and any respect for him immediately, not even a single morsel of esteem left.

"Barely held together by a swingline stapler" is unironically a great bar, I get why Cal Chuchesta fought so hard to get PF DOOM on his track

Rap is like a mountain, white at the top

You can tell he's low-key proud of it and just trying to flex on us lmaoooo

doom saw this video and dies like 3 days later

That's actually Logic rapping.

“and no, i don’t mean the car company, if somebody gets sued, that rhyme didn’t come from me” bakin up some MELON BARSSS

Yo that "rings on Saturn" bar is more or less what's on Chance's 'Hot Shower', and Anthony gave that a 0 LMAO

Rip DOOM, he would've been proud of your rapping

I can’t believe even after he’s retired, you still wanna make fun of Logic...

anthony there's a guy called MF DOOM who copied your rapping!!!!

this was only 4 days before DOOM passed, rest in peace villain

Anthony, saying the n-word over and over again for three minutes doesn't count as rapping.

The humble beginning of Cal Chuchesta Rap Career.

Wise man once said, *"Ugh So hungry!"*

How to get a 10/10 out of Fantano. Inspire him enough to make a cringy rap video for you so he can watch it later in his life and then out of necessity provide the 10’s as an apology

I thought it was going to be a purposefully bad rap but it was actually pretty nice, some of the lines were a bit corny but that whole rap was gold.

This isn't that bad dude. With a different personality and flow but same lyrics this could be a banger. Especially with that beat

*Top 10 rappers theneedledrop is afraid to give a light 6...

You killed Doom when he saw this

DOOM literally died 4 days after this. Thanks melon.

Why are you reacting to the No Pressure album again

The rap itself was pretty decent, but the part where you rhymed Call me dark twisted fantasy ,I just shit my pants was a little much. 7/10

a rare example of melon and anthony fantano in the same image, proving once and for all they're two different people

This is low-key wholesome. Lmao.

Hey Fantano you should check out this new rapper called Cal Chuchesta

Today was depressing so hopefully this can help that

R.I.P. DOOM

Anthony looks exactly the same in 2020 as he did in 2009

Honestly that wasn't nearly as bad as I thought it would be. Those were some decent bars except for the saturn company one. Also young anthony at the end looking like an absolute chad 👀

I thought it was pretty funny and surprisingly well done. I get why it makes you feel embarrassed, but how earnest it was is something I think you should appreciate. It means that you've cared about your work since the beginning, even if that work was just basic rapping attempting to emulate mf doom.

4 days before doom passed damn

those chompers in the thumbnail!! do a video where you sit at a table and see which kinds of gourds and pumpkins you can bite clean through

MelonFace Doom going undercover as PF Doom (2009, colorized)

"Chad anthony" is a cursed image just from like 7:45 onwards cursed

Doom died 4 days later rip October 31

This video caused MF Doom to die 4 days later

*Other negative reviews:* Anthony how dare you say that!!!! 😡 *Negative review about himself:* Perfectly agree with you. 😃👍

Melon, just come out and say "I did this a while ago, let's have a look at it, I'm still kinda proud of some of it". It's fine! Some of those bars were pretty decent! No need to humble brag under the guise of self-awareness.

Well, This is Fantano´s best song yet.

7:12 That candle could've changed Anthony's whole career

Crazy he made this 4 days before he passed...

RIP MF DOOM!

Anthony Fantano here. Internet's busiest teeth in the game.

MF doom died 3 days after this video...

Oh this is gonna be good Edit: it was

RIP DOOM

you gotta put him in classics week now

I loved this 🤣🤣🤣 as someone who cringes over my own art and loves DOOM, this hit close to home. It wasn't as bad as you felt it was though. We are almost always our own worst critic.

New MF Doom track sounding pretty good here

This sounds like pink guy rappin'

The instrumental (and the vocals really) give me some 2014 Pink Guy vibes ngl I really liked it melon haha

wow.. 4 days before he passed

Rest In Peace MF DOOM

Dude ur def top 55 rappers material

Hey, at least Melon man apologized before his death... Does that sound insensitive? I really don't know anymore.

Great, so "internet's biggest music nerd" "best teeth in the game" and "steadiest hairline in the streets" is gonna be the new intro

7:59 your younger self looks like ACTUALLY handsome squidward...like if they made a live-action spongebob drama i can’t unsee it...great video ant knee ✨

I think it's time for you to don the mask again. #RIPMFDOOM

if the paper mask caught on fire, maybe we would have gotten Visions of Bodies Being Burned a little bit earlier

This was four days before his official passing. I hope he caught this and had a nice chuckle.

RIP

little did he know mf doom died 4 days after he made that video. RIP MF DOOM💔

Damn, rapping into a candle with a paper mask. Pretty daring.

MF DOOM died 4 days later

Alternative title: reviewing my bars from my 09 kkk chypher

4 days before his death :(

RIP MF DOOM

Didn't even use ALL CAPS when he spelled the man's name

Fantano talks to MF DOOM in the afterlife

feeling a light 3 to strong 4 on this song fantano

To think the legend died a day after this video..

I remember seeing this around when I first found your channel in 2010 and I genuinely thinking this was hilarious. I'm glad we could both grow as people since then.

Do 'I Hate Mars Bars'.

The old videos give me such a rush of nostalgia. I wish they were all easier to find.

Anyone clock the 'Hot Shower' parallel at 6:29? "Six stanzas in, the same rhyme pattern / Running in circles like the rings on Saturn" - PF Doom, 2009 "Now i got a few rings on, Jupiter skating / I meant to say Saturn, switched up the pattern" - Chance The Rapper, 2019

I sure do love Logic’s early music

Don't know why but this shit got me melancholic. Been following you since the /mu/ days. Lot has changed since then. Internet culture huh

Started from the basement now we here

Weird to think my doom died a few days after this was posted

five minutes in and i'm screaming quit stalling fantano!