No offense but Alan should have warned Melissa about Charlie before she dated him when Charlie left his office. He had a chance to tell her but didn't.
It's really no wonder why Alan hates Charlie, he's a selfish bastard who doesn't care about the consequences of his own actions and how it affects everyone else
Charlie is so great he invited his brother to live with him and tortured and screwed him but Alan man you Charlie fanboys are f in the head like your idol charlie
A: Um... when I was a little boy, um, we had a dog named Rusty, um, who loved peanut butter, and, uh, my brother, uh, convinced me that the best way to feed him, uh, was to, uh, uh, smear it on my testicles. Um... No surprise, that dog got very, very fat. A: So, long story short, I kissed the guy. Because, you know, how else would I know whether or not I was gay? L: What did you decide? A: Well, I may love Broadway musicals and have an eye for fashion, but that's where it stops. L: Okay. Let's recap the highlights. You embezzled money from your family, you cheated on me with an old girlfriend... you might be the father of Judith and Herb's baby, you didn't tell your late brother that the woman he was chasing was married to a mannequin because she gave you $50,000 to keep it a secret. And to top it all off, you gave the family dog type 2 diabetes. A: Oh, wait, one more thing. Those diamond earrings I got you for your birthday last year... L: Let me guess. They're not real. A: Oh, no, they're real. Uh, it's just, I kind of stole them from my ex-wife. You know, it really feels good to get all this off my chest. This is just SOME of the wrong things Alan has done in his life its amazing how much he preached to Charlie about him being a bad example towards Jake but what about Alan? all the wrong choices he has made especially from S1 to S8?
