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TEREZI NO DONT OPEN YOUR EYES OH GOD OH FUCK NO SHE CANT HEAR US SHES SLEEPING

@Übermensch It might have not been happy or sad but it sure was fuckin mad

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and its what she deserved 💅

we all fucking hate vriska don't we@@mikidarling

a robot body made by her neighbour, a racist horse fetishist.

and the truth is that she was right

Because the bot had highblood from Equius it was very agressive

+MiRaClEs bot aradia was pretty confusing all together

No, the indigo blood caste is passive. They follow orders. Aradiabot killed Vriska because she was supposed to do it in order to keep the timeline alpha. Temporal inevitability.

Sorry 'bout the necro, but the indigo blood caste is extremely violent. Equius himself says he gets angered very easily and can only keep it down because he has such a great moirail, and also because he vents all of his anger on his robots.

Purple man is officially a homestuck

lmao lazy purple read homestuck

yo the comedic purple guy from tf2 is a homestuck

it is time for four youtubers to play a game

omg tf2 purple man

oH MY GOD

SPIDERS!!!!!

moronika *ba dum tiss*

AA: spider!!! AA: spider! AG: OW! Aradia- AA: spider! AG: AUGH! ARADIA! AA: spider! AG: AAAAAHG! ARADIA ST8P! AA: spider! AA: AG: phew... she stopped. AA: spider! AG: N8T AGAAAAIN-

@@thebiolibrary5572 AA: AHHH IT'S STILL ALIVE!

THAT'S SO COOL I would have never noticed that

Plus Aradia is the first troll and vriskas the 8th troll

That pic of Anthony "Best teeth in the game" Fantano makes that comment 100 times more hilarious.

Reasons DD is the best Homestuck character: 1. Convinced Aradia to beat up Vriska 2. Convinced Aradia to beat up Vriska

i’m interested, care to elaborate?

@@clag1109 the music from the animation walk-smash-walk was a direct inspiration for this song (you can hear it in the record scratches and anvil strikes). also, im pretty sure theres another homestuck song called walk-stab-walk whose title was inspired by the animation

**forgets**

That looks stupid...

Aradia Megido MAKE HIM PAY

No wait that looks stupid

this scares me

Im happy to know that people still Read Homestuck nowdays.

@@Flemingluiz-mr9ep hell yeah we do

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@@Flemingluiz-mr9ep dweller's empty path

yeah i'd have to agree with you on that vriska will and always be an asshole in every stretch

+Sans just as she deserved Q Q

+Sans [S] Make Her Pay

+Sans The combination with your username just makes me laugh

FUCKIN SPIDERBITCH DESERVED IT GODDAMN

+Sans [S] Vriska: Go God Tier and Dunk on Tavros

Agreed, on top of the fact that she just lost her main psychic power of her 8 Eye, and her arm, she still pulls this off solely with telekinesis.

Honestly more media with psychics need to take advantage of weird mind power shenanigans like these

#Girlboss

​@@SL112CK #Girlboss #Gatekeep #GKillYourFriends #GCat

@@2445elijah seriously, it was so clever how she controlled an animal in some sort of reach-around mental trick

They’re going to beat her up

YOU FUCKER

Sir Keaton DAMNIT

Sir Keaton Well Jade has wolf ears, you should have expected he'd have something of a similar but not exact nature :P

Sir Keaton Well fuck you too, Keaton.

***** w h e n

Holy fuck I'm old :(

12 now

almost 13 now

This song is finally old enough to be given a name.

>Enter name. "MC Hammerslammer." @@YesterdaysMinder

One reason I love Robo-Aradia.

+Kenny Same.

zoey slowly attempts to huggle Aradiabot) Whispers: Thank You Zahhakkkkkkkk

Kenny aradiabot is fuckin badass man

+zoey ikr she's goddamn robo-maid with time powers

But it was so unspeakably shitty that it had NEGATIVE VALUE, and Dave could barely even hold it.

@@thefunnyman8073 EXACTLY

@@thefunnyman8073 fuck come ON

@@thefunnyman8073 it was the conksuckiest sord ever

IT was too SHITTY. get with the POGRAM.

Ty for re-telling le olde storyee

YAY NEW INF0

The URL spaells "gAy"

Bruh

Bruhhh MSG ME OMG It's Sarah bruhhhhh

Said General Hussie.

More fitting for Equius or Horuss, not for Crystal.

HE SAID CRYSTAL DAMMIT!

+Dingus dude every day,

perf description

When some robot chick beats the shit out of your spider wife.

+Kajetan Niewiarowski I a g r e e

rip spider wife -5 - 200000000000 "eh she deserved it she killed tavros"

Do you remember what it was about?

There is a Crystalmethequins! It's the first track on Volume 9.

To me it always sounded like an order. "CRYSTA!!! MAN THE QUINS!!"

Ethan Redinger well crystalmethequins is another song so I mean you weren't wrong, the two are very similar but crystamanthequins is my personal favorite out of the two

status report?

Status Report?

ST4TUS R3PORT?

ok stop yall are just copying me now

CG: STATUS REPORT

It'S aLl CoOl My DuDe! :o)

i LOVE THAT SONG,, iT'S HONESTLY AMAZING,,

@@shadowfury694 D--> yes it is truly e%quisite

@@intermet2637 aGREED EQUIUS,,

Horrid job everyone

Aaaa, finally, one of the best homestuck tracks hits the 7 figures!!

YEAAH YOU SO RIGHT FLANDRE FUMO

More like bandits/raiders/space pirates

Lol [S] Vriska: Be important again in the Retconned timeline and dunk on Lord English

Because I am Homestuck Trash, enough explanation?

+Dat Weird 69er [S] Vriska: Dunk English like an 8-ball.

+J Bizzle That one person How could he not when he is already here!?!?!

this is something called homestuck not something else called undertale

ikr

I haven't heard the primal theme in a long time so I'd probably have to go back and compare.

I knew it was giving off a PMD vibe, just couldn't tell what it was

That's another song

HOi, I'm TEmMiE! Oh, whoops wrong fandom.

+Lapis Lazuli (Queen of Homestuck trash) Are you having a chuckle?

true!

Yeah same

M Woolf Characters like that usually are assholes but people like em cause they’re funny and get what’s coming to them personally I love em all

You see, being a good character and a good person are very different things. Good characters have depth, and aren’t just cardboard cutouts, and good people do good things. Vriska has quite a bit of depth; I mean, look at her insults. According to Karkat, they’re Vriska’s way of redirecting insults on herself to other people. She’s not a good person, at all. She threw Tavros off of a goddamn cliff because she felt like it.

"You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero."

Kurloz Makara That quote literally just answered the guy above your comment.

that video hit so hard

Byers, is that you?

You post a GENERIC COMMENT to not much avail. ==> Years in the future, but only 3... A random internet jackass responds to your GENERIC COMMENT. What will you do?

​@@sgtryoseirui6394​An uninvited passerby grabs the nearby generic comment and slaps you in the face with it for no discernible reason.

...fellow Prince?

Close. Knight. But correct as well, because shenanigans. (Dual classes = long story)

Drakarus Bonehelm Interesting... But wouldn't you have to be two separate people for that?

To elaborate, I was referring too Scratch session and sprite/denizen shenanigans. Inheriting the power of your pre-scratch predecessor through complex sprite confusion and other paradox space mindfuckery. I am a knight/prince of void, and it's a long story. (I'd be happy to elaborate more, but I don't want to spam :P )

Drakarus Bonehelm Well this story got me interested

Good taste kid. Good fuckin taste. Play earthbound.

+Dr. FUCKING Andonuts yess

+Dr. FUCKING Andonuts Weren't you the guy I sent the wikipedia page of ISIS and 9/11 to?

Deu Leyva I guess so. Hi asshat

Dr. FUCKING Andonuts Ello

theres also one called crystalanthology or something

Don't you mean [S] Game Over? >XD

Nice

A bit late, but yeah