Nick's description of this man's folds of fat as like the valleys and his bed sores as like the variegated colours of the changing seasons of West Virginia is like something Steinbeck would write.
A lot of beautiful poetic language in this one. Like the bell ringing image. Behind the veneer of cruelty and self hatred, we are actually aesthetes and patrons of the arts listening to this
@@R.J.MacReady1982No he isn’t this is the fattest he’s been in his entire life. He’s nearly 400 pounds and about 5’6”. He’s now stage 4 obese which was just created. Stage 3 is morbidly obese, so he’s now somehow beyond morbidly obese.
@conor7154 I swear he said he was 310 just recently on the patreon ep. Well, Conor, you better call in and tell him how concerned you are for his health.
Its funny that CHAZ was basically what Nick described - what happens if you give permanently online people control of anything for 3 days - and they end up creating cops again and shoot a black teenager. You couldn't write that joke.
It wasn't even that. Some guy and his three friends just rolled into it with guns and everyone was afraid to do anything about them. They didn't even get to make cops, they were conquered fore they could!
I love this podcast, but his laugh has made me turn it off soo many times. It is absolutely the most annoying laugh I've ever heard. Like it can't be real. I'm convinced it's a fake laugh, which makes it worse that he would choose to make that sound.
Stav was stuck in an elevator door at the airport, so Nick instinctively turns to social media to find another fat guy to castigate. Also the idea of JFK in a white tuxedo dealing with his career defining crisis of state, is unexplainably funny for some reason
LMAO I remember reading the Stuyvesant HS cuddle puddle article when I was 14 and thinking they were the lamest people on earth. Glad to get Adam’s insider info here
I tried to eat while listening to this and I started phsycially gagging at the description of throwing himself on candy. Thanks Cumtown, for reminding me my gag reflex still exists.
Some people use poetry to deal with their crippling depression. Others paint landscapes, or sculpt, or compose electronic music. Some people, with the benefit of modern technology, tweet.
Imaging Nick’s abortion scheme wherein a lesbian couple are so happy that the in vitro fertilization finally took and the postman just giving them a thumbs down
Not 1 time.... not 1 time do these people ever consider that they should change something about themselves, or that it just might be their own fault. It is ALWAYS everyone and everything else that's the problem.
yeah but dont some people just suck due to genetics/childhood experience or really a combination of both. you should have some sympathy for those who are in unfortunate circumstances.
@@henrythompson7768 If you live in the first world and are using your childhood experiences as an excuse to be shit person, you are just a shit person.
this is all from these people's Twitter accounts. it looks like they were all scrubbed, which is why I asked for archives in the description, to see if anyone had them.