No nicks right, you’re actually allowed to take the sample vendors home and make them cook taquitos for you. That’s what Marx and Engels would have wanted
As a Costco sample lady, we are not allowed to tell you no. It’s literally in the training. Eat as many as you want XD I’d rather have to keep making more as well, it makes the day go faster.
Listening to them talk while driving around in GTA makes me feel like it’s one of the absurdist talk radio stations you can find in each game throughout the series. I’m waiting for Lazlow to jump in with his take on Costco samples.
@@LordBeezleDwarfHope they'll let you create and name multiple custom radio stations in the next one (like Self Radio) so you can do your own talk radio stations
Honestly, I think that any game that has a car radio should have one of them be a "your choice" choice that just lets you put in fucking whatever- a video, a livestream, an actual real radio station
There is an older vaguely Asian woman at my Costco who always yells "Yummy yummy! Everybody try!". And you can hear her from the moment you walk in the door. 😂
literally the only people who would whine or get mad at someone taking too many samples are the ones who wish they were at that level of not giving a fuck. it's just envy.
@@johntallanger4036 👎 P.s Yeah dude they’re so cool they don’t give a fuck they just going to make a podcasts and bitch about people telling them to almost do some thing that they didn’t want to do for 14 minutes great, definition of not giving a shit yeah
I remember when the subreddit was a thing some people applied the categorical imperative to Costco free samples to argue against Nick and he came along and argued philosophy at length with them. That ruled.
@@christopherbrice5473 yes he’d alternate between one word answers and long psuedo-philosophical rants that were paragraphs and paragraphs long it ruled
I thought Nick was the asshole, but he actually won me over. There really is an unlimited sample policy at Costco. So, like a homeless guy could just buy a year membership to Costco and then eat all his meals there lmao
@Samuel Sandoval Now I kind of wanna arrange homeless pilgrimages, and give free memberships just to fuck with them. Obviously that would be incredibly gay to do, so I'm not going to. But you can.
this resonates with me so much, costco had these belgian waffle samples and i probably grabbed about 7 or 8 samples and the nice old lady kept encouraging and laughing at me to grab as much samples as i wanted and needed.
Elaine would catch someone taking too many samples at some local grocery store and complain the the guys about it. over the course of the episode, the guys would one by one start doing it (first Kramer, then George, then Jerry) and Elaine starts guarding the samples. the episode ends with the store to going out of business because people stop coming due to Elaine
@@Minskeeeee Birdo is more spot on about it, or Kramer would agree with Elaine. Kramer would say something like "GEORGE! C'mon, you just don't eat all the samples. One or two and then done. But, not ALL of 'em. No, that's too much. Right Elaine?" Something like that.
I took my 5 year old son to Costco once and just let him go hog wild on the samples and he ate at least one of everything including like the vitamin gummies and the diet shake. About 5 minutes from our house on the drive home he barfed everything up
At least have the common decency to wear a fake mustache or beard, glasses, and several different coats/shirts so that you can return multiple times anonymously
“You bring your family to Costco for dinner” unironically my dad would take us to the cheese store that had all the samples as a treat, bc we loved the cheese
I completely agree with Nick on this, and it's not just because he's the coolest one. It's not free food you're paying for the membership. I can have as much of the shit I want.
You actually sit there and stare at the screen while listening to cumtown? This is barely acceptable background sound I put on because I cant stand my own thoughts
@Aleph-Noll yeah no, costco employees actually treats us like garbage. They make the big bucks AND get our free samples on lunch break. Fuck costco 🖕 I quit this year 😂
I remember watching this video the day it was uploaded, it’s a memory that I don’t know why I have but every few months I play this video again to try and get it out of my head. Maybe it’s because how confident Adam and stav are while being completely in the wrong, or nicks determination to prove them wrong, it’s such a stupid yet meaningful argument
I don't get people like that. I could be the dude making the samples, and couldn't give less of a shit if one dude eats a ton of them. I don't pay for them, they're a sample, who fucking cares. If they run out, they run out. Come back tomorrow if it means that much to you lol.
@@tc98826 that's the problem with these socialist/communist types. Their only ambition is to be an employee, not a business owner. So naturally they don't care about anything other than getting that paycheck, even if it means the business will fail and their job won't exist anymore. It's actually a very selfish way to think, even though they fancy themselves good people.
I love how stav and Adam agreed she was right and yet still called her a dumb b*tch and then Adam said some lady would tell him when he was a kid she needed his parents to be there if he’d eat them and him and stav both agreed it makes sense for allergy reasons and also still calling her a b*tch for it
My mom would get pissed at me for getting samples as a kid and I never knew why because they were free and also she didnt like anyone at Costco? Least to my gayledge???
While Nick is technically right, I highly doubt that policy is considering someone just clearing out a whole tray of the samples. At the same time though I'm sure Costco sets aside a number of packages of free samples and once their out they just shut the stand down for the day.
My dad used to work at a nursing home, and his favorite joke was that his patients' kids would come to take their parents out to dinner, and they'd just go to Costco
@@paulyshore1942 Nick is basically the leader - he's the one that talked about eating the taquitos. Stav is the guy making fat jokes about himself. The other guy is Adam. They're all great.
Costco sample guy here. Nick is correct you're allowed to eat as many samples as you want. But if you stand there and eat like 20 of them in a row we do think you're weird and annoying.
Fun fact prior to covid (and hopefully after) you can try almost everything in Trader Joe’s. They’ll just, pop it open for you. I worked next to one so I made friends there, and at the end of the night the employees would just be like, please. We opened all these samples and now we can’t see the surface of the break room table, free us, please take them
That lady coming over and giving Nick the # lecture was a prime time moment in his gay life to truly hurl a customized “N- - - - -“ word assault with juiced DBZ power levels right back at her
Costco wants you to sample their products because there are many customers who don’t buy in bulk for a product they might not like. But since they sampled it and know they liked it now they are willing to buy it in bulk.
My dad brought my mom blindfolded on a date once when he took it off she saw they went to Costco I'm here so obv worked or I'm the progeny of straight garbage
