I’m part of a group on Facebook where people think that Chris Benoit was framed for some weird reason or another and I keep getting kicked out for saying the Boflex salesman was the one who set Chris up.
Nick Mullen in a writers room is just him doing weird Chinese voices into a tape recorder. Playing them back, shaking his head in disapproval, and then redoing them forty more times.
Much like the use of the death of Laura Palmer in Twin Peaks, they use the death of Chris benoit and his family as a jumping off point into a far grander plot.
Jesse Plemons. He’s lost weight recently through intermittent fasting and he’s worried people are going to think he’s on ozempic. So we can assume he’s probably on ozempic
Remember when Adam pulled a Chris Benoit on his white linen pants clear through to the chair he was sitting in? That was a great Cummer Clam. Totally worth the pay-per-view
in high school my older brother made a short biopic with his friends about the ultimate home workout like a week after it happened, where chris benoit was played by the skinniest emo boy they could find and his kid was this super buff 30 year old with a full beard who’s only lines are “Daddy no!!!”
benoit still has a living son who wasn't there that night. i don't really recommend finding interviews. not only does he look EXACTLY like his dad, but he's very in denial about what happened. he thinks there's a big conspiracy to frame his father. he also says his dream is to become a wrestler called chris benoit jr and he seems to not understand why that is never going to happen. talks about Benoit like he was a hero. it's VERY sad to watch.
Haven't been gay for that long (only like a year or 1,5) but suprised I haven't found this one before. Not top 3, but should be recognized for a classic...
This. All of this. I've never wanted a movie or series to be made more than I wanted this to be made. This was possibly the funniest thing I've ever heard.
The only thing you need to know is that his wiki page was updated with his death before it was officially announced. And when they traced the location it was in Stamford, CT home to the WWE Head quarters
@@user-wg4tk8xz2j No it wasn’t dude haha they announced it on the WWE website at like 2:00 PM that day. I was a wrestling fan at the time in like.. fifth grade I guess. I looked on Wikipedia right away and started Googling and it wasn’t updated yet, there was only the WWE link and then news articles started popping up.
Faulkner worked the night shift at a power plant while working on some of his earlier novels such as The Sound and The Fury so Stav managed to be halfway right, although I still suspect he was probably thinking of a different writer.
Stav actually wrote a version called The Steak and The Fries, didnt sell too well because he ate almost every copy. I have one though because i pried it from his greedy fat fingers before he could devour it.
This is the very first bit I ever heard from them. I didn't quite get it then, but Macho Man Randy Savage saying "I'm gay" hinted that there was potential. After that, I heard r/smalldickproblems and here we are.
They ought to produce a full length Benoit documentary with zero jokes in it played 100% straight and then at the very end have the documentarian close with “and also I’m gay” then fade to black
I'd do the intro like that: It start with a blackscreen, with Macho Man's police call playing in the background (but only a short message to check on his friend, he thinks something isn't right) after a second long pause, jump cut to the movie. Its a slow shot acroos the floor of a room, about feet height so you can't see a lot, most you can make out is a completly trashed room, broken coffee table, shards on the floor, feathers from a pillow, a metal-WWE folding chair, some books. No music, just some noise. After a while you see some legs walking, they stop at a workout bench with bowflex next to it and sits down. The person sitting, puts down an old, cassete player in front of the bench. A tape is entered, the player is shut and the tape starts spinning as you can hear police sirens approaching. Come on feel the Noize starts playing, getting progressivly louder, it cuts away from the player to show the person is actually Chris on the bench, who works out. While the song gets louder you hear police enter thr building, shouting the usual "room's clear" "go go go" and "stack up" and as the song reaches a crescendo you can see the police breach the room he is working out in, as the door is behind him is the door, out of focus though. At this point, you cannot hear anything but the music.... *Cut to the title card*
@@therealCamoron when the police bring him to jail, he gets a cell with a window. Then a car parks on the street outside, blasting Quiet Riot, to which he hangs himself "Eppstein Style"
1:45 - Actually he had a couple other kids (they were both older and from another mother) - I feel especially bad for dude's surviving son. The poor bastard has done several interviews in the past couple years where he talks about wanting to get into wrestling himself - He even said he wants to go by "Chris Benoit Jr.". Seriously lol. No major wrestling company would go near the kid with a 50 foot pole to begin with (due to no fault of his own, which sucks), they DAMN sure wouldn't put a "Chris Benoit Jr" on TV hahaha - His only shot would be if he went by a different ring name and hid his identity (hard, cus the kid looks just like his dad)
