"Cuz It's Red" - Picking a Magic: The Gathering deck. 

You can watch the full episode here: ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-QX3vu9rWUj8.html

"It goes fastest, 'cause it's red" Some Orks in 40k approves this

With Warhammer 40k coming to MTG this stance is more relevant than ever.

She's wearing a Sonic shirt too it's so perfect lol

"It's faster cause it's red" W40K Orks: zhe know wut zhe talk'n about

Her: "It is statistically more likely to be pulled over by the police" The Black deck:😳

“It goes faster bc it’s red” Ah, yes, the pinnacle of irk engineering.

As a fellow red player, this is confirmed. Red bell peppers also cook faster, for when you're short on time.

Me: rushes to the comments looking for DA BOYZ 40k is so fun

She has the looks of a Battle Sister, but a Soul filled of Orks! 💪

She's got major ork energy "it goes faster, Cause it's red!" (Edit: why does this comment have so many likes lol thanks everyone)

The instant I saw this scene in the original video, I was like "Yeahhh... this is getting clipped."

The hesitation from prof is hilarious.

“Da red wuns go da fastest” is truly peak Ork thinkin’

I like this hummie. Red goes fast 🚗🚨🚨🚨

I mean, she was wearing a Sonic shirt, gotta go fast with the Red One xD

"Da Red ones alwayz go fasta!" - a 40K Ork

"me and da boys choose red because it goes fast"- every ork in Warhammer 40k

Tappy was such an entertaining guest, I’m looking forward to watching the rest of the series and seeing more new faces

Red goes Fasta Real Orc mentality right there, the Boyz would be proud

I loooved this episode. You three had such amazing chemistry and jokes between all three of you, it was chefs kiss

Also, that's a fantastic suit you've got on, Professor.

I love tappys thought process.

She's my favorite one on the channel and I've only seen clips lol

Professor these shorts are hilarious. You are a very funny guy, I love the humor😂 I’m glad that you’re staying relevant! I’ve been watching since Innistrad in 2011, I love your videos!

"Let's go for a game man?" "Okay but what are you doing with a red deck?" "I run faster with a red deck ... everyone run faster with a red deck ... pfffffffffffff"

Bring her backkkkkkk it was so hilarious! I needed the comic relief! It makes me feel like I’m playing with the gang and I love everyone’s sassy side XD.

This is gonna be a meme in the entire MTG community all around the world. I can already hear players in my local shop saying it while playing Red Decks lol

At the end of the video she’s like “ is this why they call it red deck wins?” Had me dying

Found the Evil Sunz player

That is some Warhammer 40K Ork logic and I love it

Red deck wins

THIS is the first short, amazing.

Exactly my nieces reaction when teaching her to play lol

Hey Prof... She ain't wrong.. 9 out of 10 Orks agree, ReD Trident after a meal is 100% fasta than any other color.. Read WH40K Ork Codex Fluff txt... Speed Freaks go faster cuz they use a lot of red.. several editions ago you could pay extra points to "give" vehicles a "Red Paint job" and they would get anywhere from one to three inches more movement... So Kudos to the lady for being absolutely correct.. Red is Fasta🔥🔥🔥 Thanks again for all your entertaining and educational vids, and keeping the hobby alive.. Maybe a couple of vids on sportsmanlike behavior and how not to act like a doosh nozzle when beaten.. to many kids flip tables because their mommies and daddies didn't hug them enough.. so they act like all Ricky Bobby and get whiny about if they aren't first they are last, then they get all salty when my 48 (almost 49) year old ass wears them down in a game like Novacaine.. give it time and it'll do the job.. Spoiled children and their new-fangled tap symbol, set and numbers, in my day it was 20 plague rats and 20 Black Lotuses.. now that was REAL MAGIC..!! Lols.. thanks again, Jason

Ork logic best logic

Imposible not to love her determination, CUZ IT'S RED

that is how I choose anything too 😶

I'm lovin' all the Evil Sunz energy in here

This is 10x funnier knowing not everyone color codes their deck boxes, and having not watched the full thing (where I imagine that is indeed a red deck).

The fact that she wants the fast deck and is wearing a Sonic the hedgehog shirt is making me crack up.

Her logic is sound, plus I've heard all my life that women are smarter than men. Red deck, please.

My girl just made every Ork Boyz yell WAAAAGH!!!

NOOOOO SHORT FORM CONTENT!!!

I love how Tappy and the Professor are both perfectly on brand in this moment lol

I love her argument. It’s fast so I win first! Yes…. It either happens or not lol

This moment was so cringe. Had been looking forward to seeing what decks would get picked only to get a childish "hurr durr box red. so purdy giv". If it had been a red mage snap picking RDW that would be one thing since them knowing and liking the archetype (even if its a new format) makes sense. But having her yolo based on the box color and obvously not giving a single fuck about actually showing any interest in actually playing the format or having a basic knowledge of her own decks cars was stupid. Complete turn off for the series.

She got the ORKZ mentality, I see you

That's the most Warhammer ork logic and I love it

*sighs and queues up "Red Rocks Me" on Spotify for the thousandth time* 😂

That ork logic is on point

DA RED WUNZ GO FASTA, BOSS! /ork

Loved that Ork logic

You had me at it goes faster, you lost me at police.

You are dripped out in this clip. What a fit!!!

You can see the exact moment he realizes he's dealing with a crazy person.. 🤔😏😂

Damn thats the sexiest Orc Logic I've ever seen applied to real world situations.

And all the Orks said... "Amen"

I love her Orky way of thinking.

Char Aznable would be proud

Tappy is such a mood ❤

This lady is channeling the power of the Orks folks 🤣🤣🤣🤣

This clip is AMAZING for any veteran magic player. Profs. reaction is perfect. Truly laughed for almost a half hr.

Well we know what her favorite 40K race is

to quote the gamers 3, "the green one"

This part had me dying when I saw it.

Da red ones goes faster! But remembers da blue ones is lucky!!!

This is me every time someone says "Pick a deck!".

Someone is ready to “WAAAAGH” a little more than the others.

When your spirit animal is a space orc.

My father only looks at mono green cards during spoiler season :p

As a fellow red enjoyer, I concur. Red brings death shiny sharp to the enemies.

Winota. She's in my Isshin commander deck, and she can be terrifying if she goes off.

She operates on Ork logic. I like her :) *RED GOES FASTA!*

Everything about this is perfect

The police gotta catch it first 😂😂😂

Ork mindset "red wunz go fasta"

Now that’s the type of logic I like to hear

Gotta love Orc logic!😂😂😂❤❤❤

she is a evil sun speed freak at heart

The most patient red player:

These shorts are fire ! Lol

The orkz have learned to disguised themselves as oomans

Sonic shirt checks out. Lol

His outfit is magnificent!

9 out of 10 Speed Freeks agree, the tenth exploded in a glorious ball of fire and metal... overachiever.

The black deck is more statistically likely to get pulled over

LOVE that energy

Immediate response "OK Ork"

New to magic and this channel, but damn the Prof should be doing presidential debates

When I play red I imagine exactly this type of energy 😂

The logic checks out.

That’s some Ork logic. Red go brrrr

Very much Ork logic from 40k. Da Boyz would be proud!

I love the Warhammer ref

Perfect pick for the first short video on the channel

We paint da boyz Reds to make ‘‘em stompy machines move fast.

She makes the best answers for the winning deck.

Be careful, she's thinking WAAAAAAAAGH

This is a Certified Ork Classic