Ol' Dagoth finds himself beset with disappointment when America's most inconsistent fast food joint makes its way to Morrowind #morrowind #dagothur #elderscrolls
@@matthewnienkirchen8083 i know i played it before its a great game, , what i meant is that i am not an elder scroll enthusiasts i rarely play them and only like the old one
I'm starting to feel real, palpable fear that I might one day run into this guy at a Wendy's and be questioned in how I honor the Sixth House and the Tribe Unmourned
I miss when discussion about "the best burgers" werent dominated by shitty american fast food joints. In the entire world you can find better burgers by simply not going there.
@@TheHulk1850 He's right though, there is no such thing as a good fast food burger, it's all processed slop, filled with addicting chemicals to hide the lack of quality
That peak moment where Burger King made the Triumvirate of Games. Sneak King, Pocket Bike Racer, and Big Bumpin. Sneak King was the clear leader of the three, being blessed with novelty. Pocket Bike Racer was, at the very least, a nominally competent Kart racer, though wholly inferior to any Mario Kart installment. Big Bumpin was the clear weakest of the three, being the sort of incomplete minigame one would find wedged into a side menu of a Mortal Kobat or Kirby game. Now, all Burger King is good for is diy HRT with Impossible Whoppers, though I suspect even getting the microplastic laden injectables from Otokonoko would be a superior option to truly have it your way. You cannot even make fun of Burger King like you can Carl's Jr/Hardy's for their Burger Formally Known As The Six Dollar Burger, now only 7.49
Why would you ever willingly put beyond meat into your body? Its made of proteins scraped from animal waste material from Chinese butchers and mixed with enough sodium and preservatives to make McDonalds blush.
all batter and no onion are the best onion rings. Dagoth been hitting that khajit crack if he thinks getting a ring of deep fried batter is somehow a bad thing.
This hit hard for me. A while back we were getting a new fast food restaurant right near my house and I was so excited for it to be a Chik Fil A or something but it was just a fucking Burger King
I feel you, I lived right near a Jack In The Box and they never had anything good. They wouldn't exist without a drive-thru. I only liked them because its mere presence kept my rent down.
I was on a road trip with some friends once, going camping in the mountains. While everyone else got McDonalds, one friend and I got Whoppers. The next day we were puking our guts out. We were fortunate that one of the guys with us was an EMT and had a heavy duty medical box. He had us on IV's and meds to keep us from dry heaving. We slept pretty much the entire first day and were back to normal the next day. Fucking BK.
BRUH 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 i was put off by how monotone his voice was at the beginning but you had me in stitches with the way you used what a grand and intoxicating innocence! Also the IS THIS HOW YOU HONOR THE 6TH HOUSE AND THE TRIBE UNMOURNED? Absolutely supreme writing. Instant sub.
There's two Burger Kings in my town. The first is staffed with decent enough looking people (I mean clean, personal hygiene), but they are so incompetent that no order goes unfucked. The second is staffed with crackheads and tweakers. Picking their sores and lesions. Yet for some reason, the food is passable, even if in my grand and intoxicating innocence I'm afraid to eat it.
Bro I love when I get that free onion ring especially when I sit there for minutes trying to decide then settle on frys thinking I don’t want a whole thing of onion rings but damn I wish I had 1 and there it is my wish answered
Years and years ago, Burger King was doing some kind of pokemon promotion and I begged my dad to take me. I was happy to get both a cheese burger and a pokemon toy, but when I opened the cheeseburger wrapper I was met with the most oily burger I had ever witnessed. The buns looked like oil soaked sponges and I remember it had made a huge mess as it spread everywhere. Ever since then I hated it.
Verily, but how canst thou not mention their ineptitude in delivering what was requested. To err without fail is not this the mark of the house of whopper?
Slayed me that he just walked up to the manage and said "Is this how you honour the sixth house, and the house unmourned?" what a truly merciful god to not destroy the burger king like he later does to the Mcdonalds.
The thing that gets me are the fries, they're always soggy/limp. No matter if you get them at lunch or dinner it's always the same, actually I have the same exact issue with five guys as well and it's pretty much exactly like this. I went the first time and the fries were damn near perfect, the second time they were limp and floppy but I figured it was a fluke so I gave it a few weeks and went back only to get floppy under cooked fries again. And now I don't even bother going there at all any more since the fries were the only thing I liked there after I got a burger from them and found out it wasn't cooked all the way through.
How good a Burger King is depends on location. My local one never fails to satisfies. Meanwhile, the one across the country near my dads had chared pattys, and the soda was so diluted it was just water.
I remember when Burger King opened in my town FOR THE FIRST TIME. We never had a Burger King, the closest one being a 6 hour drive away. And the first month it was absolutely perfect it was the yummies and chummies of Burger i went there every other day. They had showered me with these two-for-one coupons and other amazing deals i was eating like, well a King. Then something happen, the next month i didn't recognize any of the staff working and everything was worse, the fries was bland and tastless the meat had HARD ASS SMALL TINY ROCKS in them. shit was DISGUSTING.
The BK near me was pretty good and fresh, but the last time I went there a few months ago I waited over 10 minutes for just a couple burgers and the cheese was cold. They lost me as a customer.
Reliable slightly-above-average chicken, good bread & sauce and okay fries is all a guy could ever ask for. As a side note, I'm still waiting on that sweepstakes for free Cane's for life. Do you think they would call me or send an email?
I swear every time I order something from Burger King, they ALWAYS find a way to fuck something up. Either the meat is lukewarm, they give the wrong sandwich, less fries than they're supposed to, and God knows what else.
Mcdonalds literally never listens in my experience, they straight up put mustard on a burger after I order a plain with nothing but cheese and bacon. Maybe theres some secret code where you gotta ask for 'just the sandwich' or some other thing idk, BK never screws me like that.
I've never really had any of those problems with burger King But taco bell is where I had problems, like a person spitting in my uncles bean burrito for instances.
Dunno if it's a regional thing, I live in South Texas and I can't say I've had a bad experience with Burger King. Given though, I don't like onion rings, so a ring that's all batter and no onion might actually be enjoyable for me had I ventured to try it. Though honestly, the biggest draw for me is the Impossible Whopper option, should I not be in the mood for meat but still want something chewy and filling.
It’s that Sugar Lips Habasi kitten that manages the franchise. She always puts too much sugar into the meals. Not to mention she sprinkles ever McDagoth with ground up diamonds, likely some conspiracy with the local florist who moonlights as a dentist. When asked about it she just sugar coats the whole affair.
