Dan Harmon loses it over "Now You See Me" 

Old Soul Now You 3 Me

You just made me google it.. www.imdb.com/title/tt4712810/ ...h..how...

Now You See 3 Now You See 4 Me Now You 5ee Me

Now You See Me Yet Again

Robin Thrush the now and the see me

Ahh, see, but they _knew_ he would do that, so him making an "I hate heist movies" episodes was part of their plan all along.

Oh shit.

First video I thought of when I saw the latest episode.

@@SurvivingTheApocalypse lol, same! Had to hear it again

You son of a bitch I’m in

Sammie1053 lol 😂

On the one hand, you're right, and that's the kind of thing I'd call someone else out on On the other hand, FUCK OFF

Nowaday it's the norm for marketing teams to come up with "x actor" nearly died on set scenarios. Look up random expensive movie titles and you'll find one of those most of the time. To the point where it's safer to asume it's fake.

I dunno, man, if I had to pick a movie that seemed like a chronic violator of health and safety standards, this one would definitely be on the short list. Low budget and CLEARLY poorly thought out

That must be why she turned down the sequel

Then call it ‘Now You See Me: Now You Don’t’ It’s insane they missed the second titling

@@AutieDino Oh, that's absolutely what they _should_ have done But since when does Hollywood make sensible decisions?

I love this bit by Harmon but "Now You Don't" is a bad name, it just sounds awkward and dull in a sentence, and doesn't indicate the movie is a sequel to people who aren't aware of the first

should've been "Now you see me too".

​@@Hipolif 🤣🤣 that was hilariously bitter

lol

I think it's why it showed up in my feed. They do look similar.

This is when you snort pure media instead of pure ideology

Ahhh you stole my words hahaha

T-City unreal

If they acutally did that, I don't think I'd have any other choice but to give them my money.

That's what Dan said

Nah, should've been Now2SeeMe

Literally the exact thought I had when I heard there was a sequel.

I think literally every single person except the writers of this movie had the same thought.

No. That’s just dumb and obvious.

@@justincoleman3805 I’m pretty sure that’s what the original poster meant

@@justincoleman3805 I’m guessing everything is dumb and obvious to a contrarian asshole.

It’s legitimately one of the worst movie franchises ever made. They don’t actually do magic tricks to steal things or whatever, they just magically summon CGI effects to move the plot forward.

It's like if someone explained the Fast and Furious plots and the ridiculous scenarios

It’s So stupid yet fun

@@accidentalmadness1708 nah its just stupid

​@@jjkunzlerthat twist in the first one was so damn bad too

Lmao

he needs some new hope then.

Turns out that alien titty juice had brain eating parasites in it

@@Laizerdisk expired green alien titty milk

What a terrible joke.

thats the joke

I was so disappointed when the sequel was made, regardless of the name.

Potbelly Porpus No shit... am I not allowed to agree?

Brandon!

Ben!

ajajajaj

I didn't even notice

Chris Tamigi I didn't get the joke..

jesse played mark zuckerberg in a biopic

Chris Tamigi I mean he does play the same character over, and over, and over again. He might as well change his name legally

They’re all not magicians, they’re all wizards. Their shared power is CGI.

Woody Harrelson came to the set and use his powers, they just keep filming

Someone ain't seen the newest Derren Brown stage show. Not that it makes this movie any better.

​@@Morfe02 Came here to say this. I appreciate you.

@@Morfe02Woody Harrelson is a magician no matter what he’s doing.

Don’t analyze

Could have called it "Deconstruct This".

i hate that title because if analyze means anything it means sodomize. but it doesn't mean anything. there's no such suffix in english as -yzis. the word is spelt analyse. with an s

Analyze these

is just logical

Me w both the movies

He will never bash the new Disney Star Wars, he plays way to pc in her personal life.

why not just the star wars movies

@DrPeePeePooPoo Why do you hate peace?

@Geralt of Trivia "(good)" heavily debatable

@Geralt of Trivia They're bad movies, at least the most recent two are. People can like what they like and I won't fault them, but the new star wars movies only exist to make money, not be good movies, and that's why I'll never pay money to watch them.

🤣😂🤣😂

Deep cut

Sequel should be named "shame on you"

The sequel: Fooled Me Once

The sequel called: You Can't Shoot The Shooter

He's not a very good comedian though tbh. Much better writer.

​@@happzy Well, to be fair, he's not doing stand up...

And they somehow went with a third option that was worse than both of those

@@SemperCallide not one person in that room could've offered 'can you still see me?...now?'

Of course it’s the studio that butchers it

I hate you.

2 Now You 2 See Me

Now you 3 me

69 Me, Now!

Now You 9 See 10 The Now And The YouSeeMeous

Joshua Lane Now You Tokyo Drift

I randomly thought of this comment i read months ago at work and started cracking up. Came back to tell you

Now You See Me, Too: The Legend of Curly's Gold

Now You Judgement Day Now See Me's The Now You See Me The Now and The You and The See and The Me

Eventually it will just be called Now 7

Aaron A dude look at the poster, it’s called “neither your purse”

CRISIS ALERT

#3 pickpocket holy fuck

Oh, plumber gahahaha

#7 Mega Church Pastor faith healer

Sounds like a good idea for a magical porno

Don’t forget restoration, destruction, and conjuration

They will

Too late it's already slated for release in 2019 and it's just Now You See Me 3

Part 4: Now you fournt

Now You C Me

Bruh. This was a dumb joke, but it made me a laugh hard. Thanks man.

It’s just one hour of John Cena beating the living daylights out of the magicians.

Now you SEE NAH

@@ItsMeiri Best comment in the comment section!!! Now you SEE NAH!!

You son of a bitch..... I'm in!

Lol except Morgan Freeman got metoo'd. Except it turned out there was the video of the thing and it was a hilarious misunderstanding. It might make for a pretty cool short.

@Quinn Dang The joke is Morgan Freeman actually did get MeTooed. Except the lady accusing him completely blew the story out of proportion and as defi stated, it was a huge misunderstanding, and there was video evidence to support Morgan Freeman's side of events.

no shit. I hate these movies about "magic" but where the only way to possibly accomplish the things the "magicians" are supposedly doing is via CGI. At least have the creative juice to have your characters perform illusions that could be performed in the real world.

Comment: The prestige was one that showed possible tricks (ignoring the whole Tesla thing)

He's not Morty though

Godzilla, Are you blind? _"...and he's not even Morty"_

Godzilla someone never learned how to read

Reading is apparently hard

Simone Tanzi he should’ve been morty honestly I think Roliand uses a variation of morty for everything but Rick and having Harmon be morty would’ve been more genuine

An Aroused Chiwawa Now You Don't, and Now You Don't 2.

Ernie Anigbogu and lined up all together like that it's great looking. However, if separated, both in their solo placement as titles, as well as their multi-year gaps in their release dates, no one will have any idea what to do with a movie entitled "Don't Blink," or "You'll Miss It." It's not going to be clever. They REALLY don't stand alone as movie titles. The thirty seconds you spent putting together your list was time wasted. 😉😆🤣😘 (******** *Below is a little scene I've written. It's a vignette of your titles trying to make it in the real world. It's a story of grit, betrayal, the American dream, and the broken-down Highway where we lost it; kicked off like a hubcap long overdue for some independent exploration. Enjoy* ********) "...what's playing this weekend?" "*Don't Blink* is at the mall." "*Don't Blink*?" "Yeah you know, the sequel to *Now You Don't*." "To what?" "*Now You See Me 2*." "Oh, why?" "Why what? *Why* are they called that or *why* did they make a third?" "Well, both." "Oh well you see the titles are a reference to a line in th-" "Stop. I don't care. Also, you are hereby *FOREVER banned* from choosing the movie we watch." -fin

Ernie Anigbogu ... It took me *more* than thirty seconds to come up with all that nonsense.

knuckle12356 Ok why in hell would you watch the second moive before first any way? When the second relies on what you learn from the first moive?

green of tree black of blue you actually *learned* something from these "moives?" 😉 (Movie, my friend, movie.)

Bro u just blew my mind 3 years later. Star burns!

yeah, i dont get what they are laughing at

It's a truly, truly, terrible awful, ridiculous movie, that makes no sense, and should never have been made, but it has phenomenal actors in it, and it's flashy trash. So it's kind of funny to people who've seen it, and recognize how awful it is that he has a point, but other than that... A Kevin Smith rant on this movie - if he hated it - would be hilarious, say what you want about his movies but that guy is a genius when it comes to public speaking. He can make anything into a comedy routine. Harmon here struggles just to keep the thread.

Yea the laugh > joke ratio seemed stacked -- until a few cut shots panning the crowd --> was genuinely leaning = extra'ized sarcastic LaughTrack ][ CyberMagik / MetaBit

Yeah truly awful movie in so many ways but that was one thing that really stuck out to me. At one point the woman is flying around in a bubble and they also all explode into a cloud of money all while driving home the point that they aren't magical.

It actually did explain at least one of their ridiculous tricks, which shows that the writers know absolutely nothing about stage magic.

The big tricks were explained...the smaller ones were mostly sleight of hand and there was some common mentalism tricks, it's not really necessary to explain those

Maybe if it wasn’t all CGI I would be able to like it but it is and therefore all the tricks (and basically the whole movie) are meaningless. One of them could have turned into a dragon and flown off to space and it wouldn’t make a difference. Three words: soulless cash grab

Remember when they explained the force? Sometimes we should just accept movie shit as movie shit.

ElyssaAnderson marry me

Fuck the rabbit? Please dont

That's legal in Canada. Fucking truedope

literally fuck it or......?

I've seen you in a comment section before... lmao

The whole segment there sounds like and has patt Oswald energy to the max

Ha!

Heist episode.

he did lol, he even did it in community

@Fart Party Plus Really? I didn't know

@Fart Party Plus Well, it's fine, he's probably bi though

Furrylittleproblem12 don’t you mean Dr Patrick Isakson, Dean of Admissions and professor of Women’s Studies?

His name is Alex..

You mean fake methlab explosion?

Patrick Ellis My whole brain is crying!

thank you Fart Party Plus

@Fart Party Plus Honesty, someone with "Fart Party" in their username is the exact kind of person I'd expect to like this humour. Props for breaking down the glass ceiling of toilet humour enthusiasts. Now everyone can be elitist lol.

Now also you see me.. You could cater to the non binaries with "now they see me"

ExTex23 next part will be called"Me Three"

I would watch that.

Now You See Meeseeks 3: Look At Me: Twelve Years A Meeseeks

Should have just called it "Now You Don't"

After Community, it was pretty obvious that he hates them.

Now you see me 2: 2 Now 2 Seemeious And Now You 3 Me: Tokyo Drift

Now You See Now Five Now You See 6 See 7 Now You Saw Me

B4 you see me...eh eh?

How about I'd rather 👳💥myself than think of typing that 🐕💩 out.

Now You C4 *whole cast explodes and we are all spared a fifth one*

Sir, you forgot to drop your mic.

James Shefchik I thought that's what you had to do before you left Club 28 after a couple of pitchers.

Now That’s What I Call Music

Look Who’s Talking

Man that's sad.

Im a magician and I actually tell my students that if all your audience is thinking is 'how did he do that' you're doing magic wrong. But at least theres that. But when you have magic in a movie, it isnt impossible because you can just use special effects. I dont even use trick cards because I think thats too much technology. Without limitations, wherein the impossibility? The point of magic is really to transport you into a fantasy world, and it is not about the props. It is about interaction with another realm. Only a handful of great magicians do this. And none of these are people I think the public even knows about unless they saw them perform in person. The huge issue with this movie is that great magicians are humble and warm and show you something beautiful that will make you feel like a child again, using nothing more than maybe a deck of cards, or some coins. Not 'hey look at me, pick a card I'll make it appear on a skyscraper cause I'm so cool and I have so much money. And by the way all the chicks dig me.' I know a few magicians like that... They're just the worst. Not naming any names _cough Shin Lim cough Dynamo cough cough_

Now You See Me Now You Feel Me Now You Touch Me Now You Heal Me

Virjunior yeeeah ... you do that.

Rowlo Eightyeight VB

What county?

But what is the SEQUEL called?

His "Now You've Done It" suggestion for the sequel is almost better lol

Kartikey Sharma community is done, what u talkn about.

Community is done but they still have to have come in contact since then right? Ceremonies, parties, occasional phone calls.

I think she is married to James, not David

Wyatt Granger Haha pretty sure it's Dave.

Dave got paid a lot of money to make garbage. I don't think he's got anything to complain about.