"... how the shirt goes with the pint ..." get´s me each and every time!!! that´s one of the truest and funniest punchlines in a scottish joke you could ever come across ... hats of to Danny for that!!!
People complaining about comedians retelling jokes don't understand the job. They are not 'retelling' jokes they are performing for an audience who likely has never heard them or has brought ppl with them who haven't heard them. Once a comedian makes it big they can start doing more material, but this is absolutely the norm for getting your name around. Jeff Dunham did the same gig for what, 15 years or more before he made it then started adding a whole lot to his act. But you'll still see him do the same show for Chicago as he did for Austin
Why just the other day I went to go see one of my favorite bands at a live show, but I was so disappointed, because they just resung all their old songs!
@@enotdetcelfer Is it not so that those old songs were the songs that made them your favorite band? When I go to an AC/DC, Stones, Shadows or Duke Ellington concert I'd go because I enjoyed what the did - not what they would do in the future
Holy shit I nearly died laughing at that part about Scottish women on a night out. As a Scottish woman I can confirm that it was all sooooo damn accurate! 😂
I've watched these clips over and over and they never stop being funny. Pat TheHombre - musicians sing the same songs. When it's funny is deserves repeating. You've obviously not watched his other stuff on DVD, always funny and on three different continents!
i used to live in Scotland for few years. when i went out with friends, thats exactly what happened with my girl friends lol. i can´t drink much, so i was always sober when they did this and it was hilarious lol.
Yes!! My country flag 0:11 VANUATU below the Scottish Flag in the middle. I Love his stand ups most of his jokes are so relatable here in my beautiful tiny nation Vanuatu you probably never heard of.
darkpassenger09 Yeah, we make up more than half the population of the world, so we're bound to show up and ruin the bro-show from time-to-time you know?
darkpassenger09 Let ME rephrase; "there's always one moronic MRA/PUA/MGTOW waiting to attack a feminist online because they have strength in numbers, at least they think they do. That is, you send out the call for your 'bros' to swarm and 'attempt', and I emphasize the word 'attempt', to allow them to fight your battle for you, because you know deep down that you have no idea what you're talking about, but just know that whatever is bothering you, it's women who are responsible"...how did I do? So, go on, invite your MRA/PUA/MGTOW 'friends' to defend your position for you and make you feel like the 'superior alpha' you so long to be. ...I only ask that you take away one message from a feminazi like me (who also just happens to be human), in the written flesh! Yes! You have encountered one! ...you have no idea what it is to be a man, and if you continue on the MRA/PUA/MGTOW path? You will destroy your life. Get your head together and do what is necessary to lead a healthy life, that doesn't blame feminists or women for all of the bad shit in your life. Find a worthy male role-model as soon as possible, because if you continue on this path? You are continuing on a path to nowhere. These views are not universally accepted and in fact are largely universally denigrated, because the world has moved on, and you are either part of progress, or part of the past, and the past always gets left behind. Understand that you are not part of a revolution, you are part of the past, clinging on for dear life to survive. Is that really where you want to be? I can honestly say that if I was you? It's not where I'd want to be. Women, or more specifically, feminists? Are not your problem...YOU are your problem, and you'd better get used to that, or your life is going to be one misery after another, and you can't keep blaming other people forever, because eventually? You run out of people to blame and it just comes back to YOU. ...but what do I know hey? I'm just a woman and a moronic-feminist...that is...to use YOUR prose...
Aaaand with every point you tried to make you completely missed the mark. I just simply don't agree with modern feminism. Women aren't all feminists, if you really think thats true then you arent going to change anything being such a hypocrite by generilizing both people who disagree with you and other woman (plenty of women disagree with you) P.s i dont give a shit about any "bros" coming to my defence i don't care about anyone on the internet.
HAHAHAHAHA! That's me, except, I already have a plan! Friends don't believe I know where I'm going, since I'm that drunk, but I do. Also me, whilst waiting for the ladies to get out of the pub; except I go inside and down another drink in 10 secs and still waiting for the girls to get out of the toilet. Oh, and the girl with the limp? Me as well LOL!
We did a thing in school about the common wealth that when someone said something about rugby, someone else would shout "we don't talk about the rugby!!!"
+MLX Gamer I totally agree. I've already posted this already but I'll post it again for here. I've been watching a bunch of his clips and yeah when in Sydney Opera House, he performed this same joke and he called it the Aussie Tai Chi. I love him still as a comedian but yeah it was pretty much a disappointment hearing the same joke but just changed for whatever country he's in. Lame. Same with his 'drunk women going into and out of a bar' joke. :/
if you watch most comedians, they use the same jokes for different audiences for a while, then change their material. its completely unrealistic to expect them to come up with all new jokes for every performance. a rock group doesn't write new songs for every concert.
7:36 Yer a great stand-upper, no doubt, but there's few more countries where you're gonna see a scene like that: Poland, Ukraine, Czech, Slovakia, Hungary, Romania, Russia, Croatia, Serbia, Bulgaria and pretty much any other slav country
+Forexalised , Yup, they do. I thought South African comedian Trevor Noah's bit where he lands in NY and is mistaken for Puerto Rican was hilarious. Then I heard his story about landing in LA and being mistaken for Mexican.
Gimikli Options - It was a joke... Although he's not bad looking. I'm just as gay as you are. I just find it funny that people always seem to point out the elephant in the room..., figuratively speaking of course.
No word of a lie o got stopped in the toon wi a newly bought cricket bat and cos it wis second hand it looked old (was for Halloween) and the polis stopped me and gave me a grilling just in case I wanted to bash some heeds in
i dont think danny realizes that hes got a lot of fans that watches him all the time. and hearing the same jokes from a decade ago gets pretty boring. im a fan..but come on mate..get some new materials.
Well if you watch him all the time of course you are going to see repetition. He doesn't write new material every day just for you. His routines go around the world. It isn't he who puts them on RU-vid.
well that is the problem with internet...all comedians have a harder time now because you can see everything all in one go. Decades ago before youtube a comedian could get by one one act for like a couple years touring around different cities without people knowing what they will say.
Comedians are not doing comedy sets for youtube they are doing the routines for paying customers in comedy venues. Those people rarely follow the comedian to other clubs so to every club it's a new comedic set. Comics do not memorize 40 different 90 minute sets so every gig they go to hears new material which would be damn near impossible anyway! People on youtube are getting comedy for free. Scroll through and find ones you haven't seen and stop complaining.
Yep...he uses the same joke 7 years later and because of RU-vid free posts you get to hear it twice...pretty reprehensible all right! How much have you paid to hear his shows?
He does have a new material but doesn't record anymore. I saw him live 3 years ago and last week in Canada. New brilliant material in both shows that i haven't seen anywhere on RU-vid
