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DarkSydePhil: A Decade of Failure 

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@jamesthomison4356
@jamesthomison4356 7 месяцев назад
One of the funniest DSP moments that stands out to me is he was playing Star Wars Battlefront and he spilled water on himself while opening a new bottle and he then said “they overfilled the bottle at the factory!” He couldn’t even accept responsibility for spilling water on himself lmaooo
@Paradox_006
@Paradox_006 7 месяцев назад
😂😂😂
@WobblesandBean
@WobblesandBean 7 месяцев назад
I haven't seen that, but because it's Phil, I am 100% certain he was being completely serious when he said it.
@apa123APA
@apa123APA 7 месяцев назад
One of the peak moments is him pigsplaining what "rainy day fund" means. He gets it completely wrong and exposes his childish mentality about money and spending, takes it literally as meaning a day where it rains, calls people in chat trying to correct him wrong and stupid, then finally realizes he had it backwards and says "well I guess the definition must've changed or something, that's what I was taught in school!".
@MaztRPwn
@MaztRPwn 7 месяцев назад
Omfg, that’s insanely hilarious! 😂
@higaiwokeru
@higaiwokeru 7 месяцев назад
He’s so incompetent he cant even open a bottle
@Dilo22
@Dilo22 7 месяцев назад
His dad having a masters, phd, and being an ex marine makes the comparison all the funnier
@moment-of-glory
@moment-of-glory 7 месяцев назад
No wonder the only interaction he has with his son is through the occasional e-mail. Talk about disassociating yourself from an absolute embarrassment.
@Txguy998
@Txguy998 7 месяцев назад
And the little battle theme song on the background makes it even funnier 😂
@BrockShake
@BrockShake 7 месяцев назад
Like father, unlike son.
@mrcoyote5283
@mrcoyote5283 7 месяцев назад
😂 ......(sigh)
@k.t.dennison3114
@k.t.dennison3114 7 месяцев назад
He also got Phil the helicopter job.
@jacobrichards3635
@jacobrichards3635 4 месяца назад
DSP is the type of dude to press the off button when the game says "press any button to start" and then blame the game for not being specific enough
@TylerMcNamer
@TylerMcNamer 2 месяца назад
🤣
@jds8438
@jds8438 2 месяца назад
That’s a real knee slapper
@Jacen436987
@Jacen436987 18 дней назад
DSP tries it: searches for the any key
@xCOATx
@xCOATx 6 месяцев назад
"gotta get up, no matter how good I feel, and plop down on the couch" yeah dude, how difficult lmao
@andrewvanderhoof2531
@andrewvanderhoof2531 5 месяцев назад
Yea I can’t believe he actually said that with a straight face
@aproxamillionwasps474
@aproxamillionwasps474 3 месяца назад
As if someone has a gun to his too lol what a baby
@CrookedSight0
@CrookedSight0 2 месяца назад
"Lower back pain doooooodt" "ack ack ack"
@lachlank.8270
@lachlank.8270 Месяц назад
Wahhh i gotta be a big clown baby all day 🤡 👶
@AnimeisGarbage
@AnimeisGarbage 7 месяцев назад
I know Phil is going to watch every minute of this video with the biggest frown on his face
@Dog0nWheels
@Dog0nWheels 7 месяцев назад
He should be grinning from ear to ear with how much money he's syphoned from his brain dead fans over the years. And this documentary won't prevent him getting any more money in future either.
@moment-of-glory
@moment-of-glory 7 месяцев назад
@@Dog0nWheels The bank leaks proved this guy had like $40 in his checking account despite making over six figures because he gambles them all into mobile games. Keep in mind that Champions is the only one we know about, there are definitely more. There's zero reason to envy this dude.
@Dog0nWheels
@Dog0nWheels 7 месяцев назад
@@moment-of-glory Who's envious?
@alecseesghosts
@alecseesghosts 7 месяцев назад
and then he’s gonna read this comment word for word and have to hold himself back typing a snarky reply
@SamReynols
@SamReynols 7 месяцев назад
Someone will bring it up in his stream, he's gonna act like he doesn't know what that person is talking about, then rant for 30 minutes how he doesn't want drama while shitting on youtubers and streamers
@WasntYourFaultYouHaveToLetMeGo
@WasntYourFaultYouHaveToLetMeGo 7 месяцев назад
Man, I feel bad for Phil's dad. The level of disappointment must be unimaginable.
@wilsonweiseng6485
@wilsonweiseng6485 7 месяцев назад
and to be a mobile gamer of all things, smh
@rezitrenauj
@rezitrenauj 7 месяцев назад
its not like his dad tried very hard to make him a good person
@polarisborealis4143
@polarisborealis4143 7 месяцев назад
His dad was swamped with work so I can kinda understand why phil turned out like that
@IfYouNeedAnEdge
@IfYouNeedAnEdge 7 месяцев назад
One thing that you didn’t mention about the one time Phil won a tournament is that version of Street Fighter was not the accepted tournament version of the game at the time, and beyond that, there were notable bugs and stategies in the version that are entirely separate than the accepted tournament versions. I could pick up SF6 and wash this fucker with 2 weeks practice and I’d put money on it
@returnalnocturnal7729
@returnalnocturnal7729 7 месяцев назад
​@@polarisborealis4143I'm pretty sure a lot of kids on this planet have dads too busy for them but they don't end up like DSP. It's a choice at the end of the day.
@huskycruxes7232
@huskycruxes7232 7 месяцев назад
DSP changed my life. I was gaming with a bro one day and was blaming everything on the game and not me. My bro told me I could rival DSP with my baby rage. That hit hard
@elizegood7722
@elizegood7722 6 месяцев назад
Did it make you reevaluate life and start taking accountability for everything? 😂
@mavisbeacon6770
@mavisbeacon6770 6 месяцев назад
Ouch, but glad you saw the light. My cousin was the same way when we were kids. He kept losing at Mario Kart and said "the game was against him". That always stuck with me because of how bizarre it sounded....but some people really are like that, well into adulthood. Glad to say that my cousin grew up, but some people never do.
@bradleyanderson8311
@bradleyanderson8311 6 месяцев назад
Bro... That would change my life too
@cumcumcum148
@cumcumcum148 6 месяцев назад
That's like being hit in the balls. Glad that changed you
@pixelduster2000
@pixelduster2000 5 месяцев назад
This is like a cheatcode to jumpstart accountability into a person.
@JoeMama-rq6kn
@JoeMama-rq6kn 6 месяцев назад
DSP is the best internet personality ever, he could accidently burn his house down and then blame the fire for being too hot.
@Dovahkiin106
@Dovahkiin106 5 месяцев назад
"The oven company should've built their ovens better, dood."
@autismrobloxian
@autismrobloxian 3 месяца назад
nah he'd blame the house for not being fireproof 😭
@lachlank.8270
@lachlank.8270 Месяц назад
😂
@laughingseal2282
@laughingseal2282 7 месяцев назад
I disagree when people say Phil BEGS for money. The correct word is DEMAND. He demands money from his audience with the entitlement of a year worth of Karen compilations.
@MikeTheD
@MikeTheD 7 месяцев назад
The longer-view lens of his antics you have, yeah it’s crystal clear he has a very unique sense of entitlement. It’s slipped out in the craziest ways time and again, and most importantly, recently too. One of his worst slip-ups was this year.
@Deadman1000
@Deadman1000 7 месяцев назад
​@@MikeTheDI want to say it's a form of Stockholm syndrome. His fans are more victims of this emotional abuse Phil puts them through with his constant "bad luck" as he would call it.
@swallowedinthesea11
@swallowedinthesea11 7 месяцев назад
Yes, just like Boogie who demanded money to buy a new Tesla! Are you ready for The Office reboot which was announced on September 2023?
@laughingseal2282
@laughingseal2282 7 месяцев назад
@@Deadman1000 It's a literal cult. It's not mentioned in this video, but he has a super secret discord that he denies existing. Leaks revealed all his inner circle of trusty whales are there. He tells them what to do and to not watch "detractor videos". Just few days ago on one of his streams he told his viewers to not watch the Boogie documentary.
@Diet_sprite
@Diet_sprite 7 месяцев назад
Bad part is that people still donate to him and wish for his downfall at the same time instead of not donating and not giving him views
@samjohnson8588
@samjohnson8588 7 месяцев назад
I've never understood how Phil has been terminally online for nearly 2 decades but still doesn't seem to have a basic understanding of how the internet works.
@MikeTheD
@MikeTheD 7 месяцев назад
I think thats a good point. It makes you wonder about everyone, and probably is one of our big problems that affects several issues. People just don't get it
@Puddspanker
@Puddspanker 7 месяцев назад
He used to build gaming pcs for fun dood! Makes 120k+ a year. Can't buy a a decent pc to stream on. Uses some shoddy sketchy messy setup with 2 computers on a TV monitor, with the pcs running windows 8. And those pcs haven't been turned off/ let alone reset or updated in years and years.
@ledgy69
@ledgy69 7 месяцев назад
ASD
@NCRRanger7753
@NCRRanger7753 7 месяцев назад
It's because Phil is locked in an iron tight bubble. He has never gone out of the bubble to reflect on his choices. He's perfectly comfortable being a pile of trash. Instead of taking this video to heart, Phil is going to pray very hard that it nets him a few more paypigs.
@iwannabethekid34xc
@iwannabethekid34xc 7 месяцев назад
​@@Puddspankerwhy is this the most soy comment I've ever seen about dsp
@logger22
@logger22 4 месяца назад
The trolls phoning Phil’s local radio station to play “Baby Come Back” after his breakup is the funniest shit I’ve ever heard 😂
@drewwisemanmusic424
@drewwisemanmusic424 14 дней назад
“These kids and their names, I swear.”
@justinweber4977
@justinweber4977 6 месяцев назад
I'm barely a third of the way into this, and this guy seems like a pretty textbook example of "If you think everybody around you is a problem, it might be time to consider that YOU'RE the problem."
@ClaytonBigsby01
@ClaytonBigsby01 6 месяцев назад
This guy! . Peasant ! you speak as if you have never heard of Lord Philip brunnel 😂. On your knees!
@Antarctide
@Antarctide 5 месяцев назад
Cool it with the antisemitic remarks.
@imbaby5499
@imbaby5499 5 месяцев назад
​@@Antarctidehuh?
@Cynsham
@Cynsham 5 месяцев назад
@@Antarctideu suck at trolling 😂
@breadogi7118
@breadogi7118 5 месяцев назад
@@imbaby5499jews getting expelled from 109 countries and its never their fault.
@patrickhough5861
@patrickhough5861 7 месяцев назад
I'm pretty sure Phil has critically failed every single skill check in life.
@raditzhoneyham
@raditzhoneyham 7 месяцев назад
Dude people keep giving him money and he does nothing to earn it, I feel like he's just a slimy goblin who pretends to fail the checks you know? For pity on top of his passing roll. He wants you to think it's failing, he's failing, but really he's even better off than people like airsoft fatty or wings
@AliceBowie
@AliceBowie 7 месяцев назад
Is the thing about him graduating valedictorian for real, or just something he said? Imagine graduating top of your class, and then going directly to the bottom of life.
@PeopleRTellingme
@PeopleRTellingme 7 месяцев назад
The (normally) good qualities he does have like self confidence and dedicated commitment ironically work the hardest against him. He needs to be studied by our most astute psychological clinicians. We’ll always have the mountains of video, but this fool needs to meet with professionals. Knowing what we know regarding internet culture, streamers and Gen Z and millennials, this type of personality could easily start popping up all over the globe.
@randalthor6473
@randalthor6473 7 месяцев назад
He did nothing wrong, he’s done everything correct. Snort 🐽
@PeopleRTellingme
@PeopleRTellingme 7 месяцев назад
@@raditzhoneyhamnah, I respectfully disagree. 1) he’s a terrible actor - just watch his project 7 BS. That’s his best acting skills. 2) He is a bad liar, that lies a lot, drinks and lies and forgets lies that he forgot he lied about. He also has laughably obvious tells. He isn’t capable of deception anymore, he’s spent too much time confined to a bedroom with a mic and a chat filled with 200 dents as his only human interaction in 15 plus years. Finally, 3) His ego! That baby comes first and foremost and he can never let that precious 4th place ego take a hit. He loves money A LOT, but there’s only one thing he loves more, and it’s not his cat (aka his son, or his family). It’s his precious ego. There’s no doubt he will lay down here and there and fake playing poorly for $. But it’s very rare and he only does it in situations where he’s already primed his cult. He’ll say he doesn’t care, it’s not competitive, blah blah blah. That’s the only time he adds to his natural “Baby man” style play. I’d say it happens maybe 1-2 streams every 3 months.
@allmight1799
@allmight1799 7 месяцев назад
If DSP got given a bar of gold he would complain about how heavy it is.
@ExaltedUriel
@ExaltedUriel 7 месяцев назад
"Now I gotta go and sell this thing, that's way too much fuckin' work! *snort*"
@unsaltedskies
@unsaltedskies 7 месяцев назад
Tips help him "right now" to pay for his day off sushi and other "bills".
@AedanBlackheart
@AedanBlackheart 7 месяцев назад
@@ExaltedUriel To be fair where the hell would you even sell an ingot of gold? a bank?
@superscatboy
@superscatboy 7 месяцев назад
​@@AedanBlackheart First you Google "sell gold" and then take your pick from the endless list of companies that buy and sell precious metals.
@Aging_Casually_Late_Gamer
@Aging_Casually_Late_Gamer 7 месяцев назад
"What the heck am I gonna do with this?! Nobody is gonna take this over cash *snort* "
@smorphous8928
@smorphous8928 6 месяцев назад
DSP was set for life, all he needed to do was not do anything stupid and keep his ego in check. 😂
@ItsWesleybyrd
@ItsWesleybyrd 6 месяцев назад
He beat it on live 💀
@ClaytonBigsby01
@ClaytonBigsby01 6 месяцев назад
​@@ItsWesleybyrdwithout getting banned or his stream even being shut down 😂. I keep saying the man is a god amongst simps 😂
@danielrafferty4108
@danielrafferty4108 6 месяцев назад
@@ClaytonBigsby01 Lol, you're right. That's a lot of factors he had to deal with on top of the post-nut clarity, but he pulled it off with no consequence other than being a meme at the time 🤣
@BKNYKuwabara
@BKNYKuwabara 25 дней назад
On multiple occasions might i add😊
@rezanabavi4802
@rezanabavi4802 7 месяцев назад
him yelling at his parents for the wolverine figure....I'm dying xD
@innocentorphan1213
@innocentorphan1213 26 дней назад
He added to this story later by telling how his parents got him an N64 for Christmas, he found it early, and they let him plug it in and play early. Then he celebrates that his parents "must've learned their lesson from the Wolverine toy". It absolutely sounds like they knew how this dude is, that he would pester them about the toy if they got it early since he clearly did just that with the N64. So they tried to teach him a lesson, and he took it the opposite of that and holds a petty grudge about it. Someday his dad is on his deathbed, asks for his pills from across the room, and DSP will snort and go "Oh you want your pills huh? You want those? Well I wanted that Wolverine toy!"
@cauliflowerconnoisseur2710
@cauliflowerconnoisseur2710 7 месяцев назад
The irony of Phil insulting a donator for not contacting him "like a man" when Phil is petrified of contacting anyone except via robust and mature email.
@NoWittyNameDevised
@NoWittyNameDevised 7 месяцев назад
Even his dad can only contact him via email.
@RobzdaBlade
@RobzdaBlade 7 месяцев назад
@@NoWittyNameDevised ... How does he not have a phone? I mean I dont have one but... Wtf... I swear this mans been working on yt for more then 10 years
@aliekexie8467
@aliekexie8467 7 месяцев назад
@@RobzdaBladeOh he does, but its used for WWE Champions time, and to check paypal
@apa123APA
@apa123APA 7 месяцев назад
The dude is the living breathing wikipedia article on internet tough guys. His entire YT career is him holding his fists up acting like some tough guy and boasting how he'd beat people up irl, when every single tale from the days he used to go outside ends with "and then DSP chickened out when confronted and cried for mercy".
@megamachopop
@megamachopop 7 месяцев назад
​@@RobzdaBladeOh, he has a phone. How else would he blow over $40K on WWE Champions?
@corduroycal
@corduroycal 7 месяцев назад
Phil the only man to full on jack it on stream and somehow it didn’t make his reputation any worse than it already was
@miketwo3584
@miketwo3584 7 месяцев назад
and he didn't bother to clean up.. he just immediately started streaming.
@CryWolf-sm9iw
@CryWolf-sm9iw 7 месяцев назад
@@miketwo3584Gross.
@selphconscious
@selphconscious 7 месяцев назад
.. underrated comment. *Chef kiss*
@mariodelrio1694
@mariodelrio1694 7 месяцев назад
cause it was funny
@zeldafreak1975
@zeldafreak1975 7 месяцев назад
😆 🤣 😂
@Ashkihyena
@Ashkihyena 2 месяца назад
Phil still brings this video up, it got under his skin big time. Good job man.
@surrenderfleet
@surrenderfleet Месяц назад
2 hours and 10 minutes long and he gets upset that Tom said he jerked off AFTER stream. No dood I jerked off BEFORE the stream, therefore I'm not a failure!
@DEADisBEAUTIFUL
@DEADisBEAUTIFUL Месяц назад
Ha! Of course, he’d be irritated with it! I’m sure that rather than using it as a learning tool, he tries brandishing it like a weapon!!! What does he say in regards to this video?
@innocentorphan1213
@innocentorphan1213 26 дней назад
Some 5 years later when Turkey Taaahm is cancelled for soliciting nudes in Discord or something, DSP will do a react stream to this and claim it's all lies trust him bro.
@iiBenihime
@iiBenihime 10 дней назад
I’ve never heard of him before this video. I’m surprised to learn he’s still around to be upset by this video.
@derekschommer1465
@derekschommer1465 7 месяцев назад
Paying his taxes with credit cards before bankruptcy is probs his smartest move lol
@sannyassi73
@sannyassi73 7 месяцев назад
Damn, buying a condo from a girl because you want to get with her and don't even know if She's single or interested..... that's some HARD simping.
@siner2442
@siner2442 7 месяцев назад
If u think that make him look bad? He let his aunt rent the place from him, but after like a year she ended up getting cancer so she had to quit her job and move in with family… he was so pissed bcuz she stopped paying rent to move somewhere to get better treatment for herself! 😂 that’s all he cared about, he’s such a POS!
@sannyassi73
@sannyassi73 6 месяцев назад
@@siner2442 wow, hadn't heard about that....
@someguy510bayarea
@someguy510bayarea 6 месяцев назад
@@siner2442- and was still pissed at her when she died. Not “Yeah, I miss her and I wish she was still here.” No. It was about the money she was giving him.
@Eazy_Bruh
@Eazy_Bruh 5 месяцев назад
@@someguy510bayareadamn DSP is a goddamn loser…..
@etherghost3000
@etherghost3000 5 месяцев назад
Hard like Phil’s tiny PP.
@jxw457
@jxw457 7 месяцев назад
As a parent, my child ending up like Phil has gotta be my worst fear.
@beepbeeplettuce5890
@beepbeeplettuce5890 7 месяцев назад
What about him ending up like Chris chan?
@jxw457
@jxw457 7 месяцев назад
Why would you do that..
@jkdman2007
@jkdman2007 7 месяцев назад
@@beepbeeplettuce5890 It's equally bad.
@MarvinPowell1
@MarvinPowell1 7 месяцев назад
@jxw457 I'd say ending up like Chris Chan, Isabella Janke, or Kero the Wolf is far worse. DSP has "main character" level luck for someone as stupid as him with literally no life skills or social skills. All DSP needs to do is buy one lottery ticket and he'd probably be set for life. He's an idiot, a man-child in his 40s, and a terrible human being and has owned his own house and had multiple fiancées/wives. If that isn't god-tier plot armor, I don't know what is.
@ab-gail
@ab-gail 7 месяцев назад
@@jkdman2007 It’s objectively worse! Phil never [REDACTED] his own mother.
@TheButterAnvil
@TheButterAnvil 22 дня назад
Blaming your audience for not enjoying your content is literally the worst possible way to be a content creator. It's like the one thing you can't overcome
@Nameappropriteforwork4470
@Nameappropriteforwork4470 7 месяцев назад
I can't believe how fucking insane the DSP Lore is; the crossovers with Spoony/EDP/Tobuscus/Etc, the SOK stuff, the Zoophile shit, all I knew coming into this was the nazi jokes and the masterbation thing. holy shit.
@Ike_of_pyke
@Ike_of_pyke 6 месяцев назад
Yeah it's been a mess
@TheDragonsPit
@TheDragonsPit 6 месяцев назад
Hell the entire SOK are a lolcow in of itself.
@ClaytonBigsby01
@ClaytonBigsby01 6 месяцев назад
​@@Ike_of_pykea mess? The man jerked off live on twitch without his stream even getting shut down or his account banned. That makes him a God among simps😂
@ClaytonBigsby01
@ClaytonBigsby01 6 месяцев назад
Don't forget the dox showing he spent 45,000 $on skins in a WWE game but
@D_disguise
@D_disguise 6 месяцев назад
⁠@@TheDragonsPityeah there needs to be an sok lolcows lore video
@chrissizemore8705
@chrissizemore8705 7 месяцев назад
I can tell you the moment I realized how awful of a human being Phil is underneath everything. He was throwing another one of his pity parties for some reason or another and he actually said, "99% of all the bad things that have ever happened in my life were because other people were too stupid and incompetent." He's a narcissist. Full stop. He can't fathom ever taking responsibility for anything because, in his head, he did nothing wrong.
@DETRACT0RD00M
@DETRACT0RD00M 7 месяцев назад
He did everything correct..
@stupidchillout
@stupidchillout 7 месяцев назад
It's really interesting watching him go through his life. A nice study of infamy lol
@tpolutts3309
@tpolutts3309 7 месяцев назад
I saw that clip recently. It kinda just blends in to all the other whining. I think it might have been about a delivery driver.
@Fungil_
@Fungil_ 7 месяцев назад
He did everything right and they indicted him!
@randomsanctum
@randomsanctum 7 месяцев назад
Same as Boogie, same as Wings...
@Cdeaton56212
@Cdeaton56212 7 месяцев назад
Shame on turkey tom for not reaching out to phil so he could tell his side of the story and constantly lie and make excuses
@Blisterdude123
@Blisterdude123 7 месяцев назад
Should have sent him a robust and meaningful email, like a mature real man SNORT
@dertythegrower
@dertythegrower 7 месяцев назад
We proved that for a great laughable five hours on his famous Sidescrollers podcast 😂 also thatBeingSaid we have debunked phil every week for hours, after he did it
@matthewhopkins666
@matthewhopkins666 7 месяцев назад
Don't be negative, stay pahzitiv.
@steventonche1037
@steventonche1037 7 месяцев назад
Pretty sure dsp would start crying at some point
@MrScratch69
@MrScratch69 7 месяцев назад
​@@matthewhopkins666I just had an edible and that spelling of positive is killing me 😂😂
@Unholyreactions
@Unholyreactions 7 месяцев назад
1.2 Million views. Love to see it. DSP is absolutely SEETHING
@Jude8907
@Jude8907 7 месяцев назад
It says a lot that other people can make more views off of DSP than DSP can get for himself lul
@christopherregan1654
@christopherregan1654 3 месяца назад
And still climbing.
@kimmogensen4888
@kimmogensen4888 2 месяца назад
3 millions viewers soon 😮 not good when you are not close to the amount of viewers on your content
@fishinatube
@fishinatube 25 дней назад
Phil is exactly what a kid would do if they were suddenly an adult
@Dr.Moogle
@Dr.Moogle 7 месяцев назад
Phil was not "young" as in child but 15 years old when that action figure event happened. He accidentally shared the age it happened completely in passing during one of his streams
@lennefujimura
@lennefujimura 7 месяцев назад
How traumatic that must've been for him - I bet he has PTSFD[induced by parental refusal to meet his basic needs]. I had it so unforgivably easy compared to that literal crime he was victim of - that thing was against UDHR, minimally! I feel so bad and ashamed at how easy I got my action figure😮! At 15 I started a part-time job as a waitress. Every weekend up to twelve hours a day. The same thing every summer school holidays (2 months and five days a week). I suppose I should be repenting until the day I die that I bought a magnificent and expensive limited edition Sephiroth action figure for the money I've earned. Or rather, I should sell it and donate the $$$ to Phil.💸
@Dr.Moogle
@Dr.Moogle 7 месяцев назад
@@lennefujimura Damn that was good lmao. I figured I'd add context to the storyline as many people overlook that he wasn't a tiny child or even something like 11 or 12. He was 15 and could have done something to get the figure or just let it go. As he should know better.
@WeCareAlot4693
@WeCareAlot4693 6 месяцев назад
Not only that but something else everyone keeps forgetting is the end of the story, where he mentions that he didnt get the figure that year, and he had to wait A WHOLE YEAR before he got it. So he STILL fucking got the figure and never forgot about NOT getting it the one time. What a piece of shit.
@tungmiyaynusnbahls8936
@tungmiyaynusnbahls8936 6 месяцев назад
Yeah big ups dude, I didn't even know he was 15 in that story. That is absolutely fucking wild lmfao 😆
@Dr.Moogle
@Dr.Moogle 6 месяцев назад
@@tungmiyaynusnbahls8936 best part was he was angry at Almighty Tevin for getting details of the story supposedly wrong. Without noticing he "corrected" and provided additional context that only made him look even worse. Phil truly is his own greatest detractor.
@custardpup6385
@custardpup6385 7 месяцев назад
Sometimes I think I am a shitty person or doing badly in my life, and then I remember people like Boogie and Phil exist and I don't feel so bad anymore.
@xerothereaper4158
@xerothereaper4158 7 месяцев назад
ESP, Paul brothers, keem, tiktokers and much more
@Abcity92
@Abcity92 7 месяцев назад
Dont forget Wings of Redemption
@skaibby
@skaibby 7 месяцев назад
Giggly goon 😔
@maggiee639
@maggiee639 7 месяцев назад
At least when I’m broke I blame myself. These guys are such losers lol
@megatrollificus
@megatrollificus 7 месяцев назад
@@maggiee639 A good attitude, and one that is the first step towards improving your situation. It is also possible to have an attitude that values things other than material success. You can have a good life, be a good person and still be realistically dissatisfied with your situation.
@scotth6797
@scotth6797 7 месяцев назад
This went from "haha silly gaming guy" to "in depth lore of the cult following of eternal haters"
@katharden8257
@katharden8257 2 месяца назад
I remember learning how a good chunk of haters used to be fans, donators, teammates and were all trying to help or support Phil in one way or another. Hearing how Phil treated them is awful
@WelloBello
@WelloBello 3 месяца назад
The daunting marching music while describing his Dad’s laundry list of accomplishments was gorgeous. Excellent touch.
@fuzzbox8004
@fuzzbox8004 7 месяцев назад
Playing a chiptune version of Creep by Radiohead while EDP roasts DSP for spending 5 figures on a WWE mobile game is fucking peak editing
@ricardozetino6907
@ricardozetino6907 7 месяцев назад
May you please give me the timestamp to that clip ?
@SeanWinters
@SeanWinters 7 месяцев назад
​@@ricardozetino69071:40:38
@Erosuorc
@Erosuorc 7 месяцев назад
1:40:30 @ricardozetino6907
@ricardozetino6907
@ricardozetino6907 7 месяцев назад
​@@Erosuorc Thank you for giving me the timestamp.
@GraveMemories
@GraveMemories 7 месяцев назад
​@@ricardozetino6907he's a nice guy, I wouldn't expect that anywhere else on RU-vid my friend Hope you have a good day and night, and to the brother that provided this nice guy a timestamp, I hope you do as well. ❤
@howaboutsomesoyfood
@howaboutsomesoyfood 7 месяцев назад
When Leanna, an already obnoxious person, has had enough of Phil, you know he must be horrific to live with.
@WobblesandBean
@WobblesandBean 7 месяцев назад
To be fair, she was a minor when they began dating. Guys like DSP depend on things like youth and inexperience in their partners, because a girl who has any prior dating experience would have been able to recognize his red flags.
@maxacorn
@maxacorn 7 месяцев назад
@@WobblesandBean not to mention, him airing her personal business (her anxiety attack) without her consent and then stating that he would deny her medical attention if it happens again.
@Matt92Machine
@Matt92Machine 7 месяцев назад
I don't have any sympathy for PandaLee. She was an awful human being and I'm glad she is not on RU-vid anymore. Yes Phil groomed her, and I'm sure was responsible for a lot of her behavior.
@chrichtonsworld1
@chrichtonsworld1 7 месяцев назад
@@Matt92Machine You say she was an awful human being. Based on what? Because of her big mouth? She was deep into the madness that is DSP. Her being young of age and not having experienced life enough, it's obvious she got caught up. It looks like she has matured and changed her ways. At least far more than Phil ever will.
@Matt92Machine
@Matt92Machine 7 месяцев назад
​@@chrichtonsworld1 I don't know if she's grown up or changed her ways, if she has, then good. All I know is that she exampled all the negative traits that DSP has when they were dating. Kat is on the spectrum, according to her sister, I wouldn't be surprised if Leanna was too. Obviously Phil is a groomer and only goes after the vulnerable. At least we can agree on that.
@ryman1933
@ryman1933 7 месяцев назад
Someone trying to give away a game case with no game like it's somehow still cool has to be one of the funniest things I've seen. A true scammer at heart.
@TylerMcNamer
@TylerMcNamer 2 месяца назад
That's like giving away a car and not giving the poor fella the keys.
@NajxxTrebla
@NajxxTrebla Месяц назад
The guy writes a whole manifesto to somebody charging his 20$ back after darksydesyhpelis broke a promise, calling him an ass and not a man. > same dude has to write a 10 year finance plan to his parents cause his money skills are THAT garbage, dude is barely providing for himself, and calls the guy who prolly actually worked for his 20$ not a real man. what a guy
@COREcasual
@COREcasual 7 месяцев назад
The most frustrating thing about DSP is that he thinks he isn't pathetic
@taipaulsen4347
@taipaulsen4347 7 месяцев назад
Narcissists never do
@spiderraccoon7869
@spiderraccoon7869 7 месяцев назад
To be fair, there’s a lot of people that are like that. Won’t admit their problems, won’t see their flaws, want to just believe they’re doing everything right. The only real difference if Phil does it publicly for an audience.
@mmanu6126
@mmanu6126 7 месяцев назад
Pretty sure deep down he knows he is. He just cant admit it on stream because he has to keep up the charade
@markuskruber5544
@markuskruber5544 7 месяцев назад
that's why he is a lolcow
@iwannabethekid34xc
@iwannabethekid34xc 7 месяцев назад
t. Some nobody that no one knows or ever will know. Cling on to DSPs nuts, it won't make u any more famous or rich like him bud.
@davi0121
@davi0121 7 месяцев назад
The funniest thing about Phil's WWE Champions addiction is that WWE fans actually caught wind of it and have signs about him bring broke in the front row on PPV.
@Jude8907
@Jude8907 7 месяцев назад
They even got Kevin Nash on cameo to berate his gacha spending lul
@shawnfields2369
@shawnfields2369 7 месяцев назад
​@joshuamunn2410Wow, really? Even Kevin Nash? Cool, he's the WWE guy who kept tripping and falling down and hurting his quad? I mean; he's alright, (certainly better than Phailo Bandcam, thats for sure). I felt bad for Nash every time that happened, honestly. And I loved to watch WWE too. But now I don't even have a working TV so I couldn't watch it, even if I wanted to. But whatever. Sir Phailbert Beggs-Alot is like the adult real life Eric Cartman. Which is astounding, as someone who grew up with and loves South Park(the series). Because the resemblance between Cartman and Failborg 9000 is uncanny.
@the_real_tay_loud2072
@the_real_tay_loud2072 7 месяцев назад
@@shawnfields2369you don’t need a TV to watch wrestling anymore it’s all on RU-vid for free 🫡
@MrKurtykurt
@MrKurtykurt 7 месяцев назад
Is this for real? The WWE fans and wrestlers have been trolling DSP?!!? 😂
@shawnfields2369
@shawnfields2369 7 месяцев назад
@@MrKurtykurt The WWE wrestlers, I think so, and I've seen clips of some audience member signs saying: "DSP! Get a job!" Or something along those lines. Or some "Get a Job!" signs, which I very much am in support of, because dsp sorta, deserves it? And if those get a job signs aren't targeted at DSP, then I don't know who they mean...and I think I've seen some WWE wrestlers trolling dsp, but I don't remember seeing them other than Kevin Nash, maybe Scott Steiner? If there's more WWE wrestlers; telling dsp how much of a douchebag he is, then by all means; please do tell...because the Kevin Nash ones are the ones that everyone's seen and knows the most I think? But I think that's because people are paying the WWE guys on some app to tell dsp that he's a loser. But I say; don't actually go and waste your own money doing that; as much of a douche dsp is, it's not worth your own money to see 10 seconds of someone telling dsp he sucks. We all know dsp sucks. We don't need to see Kevin Nash or Chris Jericho, or Edge, or maybe Shawn Michaels telling Sir Phails-A-Lot that. It's an undeniable fact of life, that he's a failure and loser. I don't really need to see The Rock(although that would be awesome and hilarious, to see or hear The Rock telling Phailberg and his Whale Wife to shut their mouths, not gonna lie, and I'm definitely glad The Rock's returned to wrestling too,), Randy Orton, or Bautista telling Phailo McPhailbery that he's a loser, but I wouldn't be against it either, but I do get why people would give money to see/hear their favorite WWE wrestlers to tell Phailure how much of a total failure he is at life. It's funny, sure; but you do have better things to be spending money on, no? Just saying...
@jjenk911
@jjenk911 3 месяца назад
I find it hilarious that he keeps calling out Maximiian Dood, and Max doesn't give him the time of day.
@jeffreyreed9865
@jeffreyreed9865 Месяц назад
F-ck Max DOOD; he shit on F.A.N.G
@notcoleman711
@notcoleman711 6 месяцев назад
oh my god the fact that people contracted cameos from pro wrestlers to call out his gatcha game addiction is S tier trolling and i'm in tears
@SnipingIsAGoodJobMate
@SnipingIsAGoodJobMate 7 месяцев назад
The 1000$ cat reveal is still the wildest shit ever to me
@rubensano4860
@rubensano4860 7 месяцев назад
It was $2,000.
@SnipingIsAGoodJobMate
@SnipingIsAGoodJobMate 7 месяцев назад
@@rubensano4860 Correct, forgot the name of the dude but he donated the 1k for the goal at the end of stream anyways, it was a scam from the very beginning lol
@madphantompixels6478
@madphantompixels6478 7 месяцев назад
The most amusing thing about it is people had already guessed what the reveal was. Then DSP tried to act as if nobody had, which makes it even more wild as he filmed it happening. He has spent his life filming all his mistakes then denying they ever happened.
@Lobsterwithinternet
@Lobsterwithinternet 7 месяцев назад
@@SnipingIsAGoodJobMateIt was PlanetJeff. And it was money from his dead wife too.
@CustomStyleCajunTurkey
@CustomStyleCajunTurkey 7 месяцев назад
DSP pay walled a "positive reveal" if he got $1000. Phil got $1000 from his audience and one paypig, PlanetJeff, was waiting in the wings with another $1000 in case the goal wasn't hit. Right before the reveal, members of his audience had already called out the surprise in chat to which Phil responded by rapidly deleting comments. Then without any fanfare, Phil lets Jasper, an adopted de-clawed cat into the office. Viewers and especially those who gave $$$ for this were not pleased as you would expect. PlanetJ followed up with a $1000 superchat with something along the lines of "wow that's nice Phil, reminds me of my pet blah blah." It was the weakest and most expensive reveal I have ever seen. To say it was a scam is being nice.
@gregwilliams4926
@gregwilliams4926 7 месяцев назад
Dude I had no idea his dad was this much of a hard worker, god damn that is so sad to have this much of a hero dad and have Phil Burnell as a son.
@AyeThatsHandsomePete
@AyeThatsHandsomePete 7 месяцев назад
Mommy ruined DSP. He’s said multiple times she combed his hair every morning until he was like 17
@mism847
@mism847 7 месяцев назад
@@AyeThatsHandsomePete Nothing wrong with combing your hair.
@LetHimRead
@LetHimRead 7 месяцев назад
@@mism847 No but everything is wrong with your MOM combing YOUR hair at 17 years old EVERY morning
@AyeThatsHandsomePete
@AyeThatsHandsomePete 7 месяцев назад
@@mism847 sure, when you are seven. He was 17…….
@HiGlowie
@HiGlowie 7 месяцев назад
@@mism847are you regarded?
@fuzzydude64
@fuzzydude64 6 месяцев назад
This is so bizarre to see with all in the world that has changed, Phil has managed to stay exactly the same like a walking time capsule. The last I latched onto watching his "spectacle" of a life, shall we say, was around the time of the 'caught JOing" nonsense and seeing him, seemingly, shake it off surprisingly well. I guess even I'M not cynical enough to have written him off as a truly lost cause and yet that seems to be the case, seeing everything of the same that seems to have followed. Only for him to then turn up in the middle of my more recent vtuber obsession. Phil ended up in a TIHYDP-style comparison of Phil and Amelia Watson of Hololive. A virtual avatar streamer that was able to complete a simple physics puzzle in BotW without issue while Phil manages to completely misunderstand the puzzle, failed to solve it, got mad at Aonuma (iirc), then accidentally solved the puzzle while raging through brute force but left without ever even understand what the puzzle was in the first place. It is absolutely unreal seeing he and Chris-chan still be relevant in the worst ways possible over a decade later.
@KODELINER
@KODELINER 7 месяцев назад
If you ever feel like a loser, just remember there's guys like Phil out there.
@taihoutango2315
@taihoutango2315 7 месяцев назад
People who get jobs handed to them and then fuck it up and get fired due to laziness or whatever just pisses me off so much. I know a few people who this happened to. Its such a slap in the face; literally get set up for success and they throw it away.
@VideoboxInc
@VideoboxInc 7 месяцев назад
I guess but if you're not qualified and literally suck at it idk man you gonna get fired!
@jamessparks1836
@jamessparks1836 7 месяцев назад
Don't take it personally, it's their life and doesn't effect you. You'll drive yourself crazy worrying about others who fuck everything up.
@OrgaNik_Music
@OrgaNik_Music 7 месяцев назад
That sort of thing happens, but where it crosses the line is when they start blaming everyone else for it.
@mervispervis9462
@mervispervis9462 7 месяцев назад
literally who cares?
@ResidentOne
@ResidentOne 7 месяцев назад
Dude, I've had a couple jobs where I put a good word in for my friends and relatives to my boss, and they just lagged it. It's very embarrassing and infuriating as f***! I hate lousy c***s like these. I don't help my acquaintances get jobs anymore because of the experience. 😒
@lorddreemurr
@lorddreemurr 7 месяцев назад
Nothing like feeling down about the problems I have, looking at DSP and realizing my life is pretty good actually.
@DETRACT0RD00M
@DETRACT0RD00M 7 месяцев назад
Fuckin aye Cotton..
@greyfells2829
@greyfells2829 7 месяцев назад
Lolcows are great for mental health, honestly. They're a reminder that sometimes, it's better to just be a normal nobody. At least we're not famous for being pathetic.
@iwannabethekid34xc
@iwannabethekid34xc 7 месяцев назад
​@@greyfells2829No, you're just pathetic and no one cares. WOW BASED.
@dertythegrower
@dertythegrower 7 месяцев назад
❤😂 he is the biggest ebeggar ive seen and ive been here long before dsp
@dertythegrower
@dertythegrower 7 месяцев назад
you all would love the GinTro intro competition then... dsp loves gin, and ThatBeingSaid did a competition about dsp and his favorite drink... you will for sure laugh.. for sure 😂❤
@undeadnecro6495
@undeadnecro6495 2 месяца назад
This video lives rent free in his head he still references it every now and then.
@manicpixiefangirl4189
@manicpixiefangirl4189 7 месяцев назад
Phil is the epitome of taking the path of least resistance. He’s the personification of laziness.
@MichaelAnthonyPresents
@MichaelAnthonyPresents 7 месяцев назад
Prepare for Phil to say that you’re punching down on him despite him also being a popular public figure 😂
@seanmac9578
@seanmac9578 7 месяцев назад
Which say a lame thing considering he's been doing RU-vid longer and he's older. There's something more than just sub numbers when it comes to "punching down"
@deadexo-3
@deadexo-3 7 месяцев назад
Phil is NOT popular. And I doubt he'd have any kind of balls to call out Tom.
@MichaelAnthonyPresents
@MichaelAnthonyPresents 7 месяцев назад
@@deadexo-3he already did by saying Tom didn’t contact him for his side, despite every Level 1 Podcast him saying his side on every piece of drama
@deadexo-3
@deadexo-3 7 месяцев назад
@@MichaelAnthonyPresents which means nothing because Phil would have just pointed Tom at the “interview he was goaded into that answers all the questions”.
@Daboy804
@Daboy804 7 месяцев назад
He’s the most prolific RU-vidr and the creator of lets plays but also the little guy so don’t pick on him
@666slateran666
@666slateran666 7 месяцев назад
Dsp is my favorite lolcow. Been watching him for over a decade and literally nothing has changed aside from his background and video quality.
@DjDeadpig
@DjDeadpig 7 месяцев назад
Guess you can say he’s BEAT the other lowcows at their game.
@J-Dawg81
@J-Dawg81 7 месяцев назад
Nobody compares to the clownshow that is DSP
@AliceBowie
@AliceBowie 7 месяцев назад
I can only really handle Chris Chan, and to a lesser degree, Cyraxx. After that they start to be too depressing. I like the cringe more than the straight up sad and pathetic.
@nwerd7584
@nwerd7584 7 месяцев назад
hes ubiquitous to the term lolcow no matter how much he vehemently denies it.
@henryjones4781
@henryjones4781 7 месяцев назад
You're wrong about nothing changing. He's become way more unhinged lately. And also his age and weight.
@elguapo4268
@elguapo4268 Месяц назад
He still to this day spazzes about this video lmao
@Lightmagician60
@Lightmagician60 5 месяцев назад
There is Aggressive there is Passive Aggressive There is Defensive Aggressive and then there is Phil
@ShadowAkatora
@ShadowAkatora 7 месяцев назад
A grown man child who has never taken responsibility for anything in his life and constantly blames his failures on other people.
@albi8074
@albi8074 7 месяцев назад
He has failed upwards.
@ab-gail
@ab-gail 7 месяцев назад
Not taking responsibility. The hallmark of a man child.
@eskay231
@eskay231 7 месяцев назад
I know you are but what am I ? - Phil
@brianwhitt5331
@brianwhitt5331 7 месяцев назад
Bruh...lol. my god.
@lordsesshoumaru8596
@lordsesshoumaru8596 7 месяцев назад
literally the reincarnation avatar of karl marx, the mentality and true face of socialism. IDK what's worse that bvtth01e barnacles like this get attention or the sponge bob mass of mindless sardines that give them attention and even $ exist...
@1vandread
@1vandread 7 месяцев назад
You know Phil will turn this into a 8hr pity stream “debunking” reality.
@innocentorphan1213
@innocentorphan1213 7 месяцев назад
Maybe in a year or so. Currently we're in the "I don't care, I don't know who that even is, Tom something I don't know who it is, I want nothing to do with drama"-phase.
@DETRACT0RD00M
@DETRACT0RD00M 7 месяцев назад
Moving the goalposts d00d *snort*
@Prime92
@Prime92 7 месяцев назад
Clips taken out of context from detractor content. Why don't these people just talk to good old truthful Phil?
@Jude8907
@Jude8907 7 месяцев назад
I was thinking he'd beg someone for another "interview" to clear the air but there's no way he'd ever do one again after the disastrous interview with the Side Scrollers Podcast earlier this year... He never wants to be in a situation where he can't completely control the narrative ever again
@yurikendal4868
@yurikendal4868 7 месяцев назад
​@@Prime92so he could lie again? Why would anyone do that?
@kingjoeyofoc
@kingjoeyofoc 4 месяца назад
Next thing you know, DSP gambles all his money away and then says the casino cheated
@alexsheperd2060
@alexsheperd2060 6 месяцев назад
DSP is one of those people I think about if I’m ever feeling off about where I am. I’m miles ahead and that’ll always make me smile
@albertwong4516
@albertwong4516 7 месяцев назад
Ironically, the man's been living better than most burger flippers for the past decade. His white knights keep him afloat, never letting him hit rock bottom.
@EJK7
@EJK7 7 месяцев назад
He makes 100k a year😂 It’s why he is deathly afraid of his “career” ending. He’d have to get a real job after a decade of no skills or jobs on his resume. He wouldn’t even qualify for a 35k a year job in this economy. He’s hanging on for dear life
@Dj.D25
@Dj.D25 7 месяцев назад
That's one of the things that bothers me about DSP and other well known lolcows. They get to make more money than the average fast food worker by just sitting and playing video games. Yet are so irresponsible with their money. If I did tried to do that, I am sure I wouldn't get anywhere because my personality isn't really the kind that really stands out. Unless I choose to act toxic. Also to me, no one should be making a living by just streaming video games. It's not a real job. It's fine for making a little extra money or as a hobby.
@idiot-yw5oq
@idiot-yw5oq 7 месяцев назад
but atleast burger flippers get job experience and have a chance to get better jobs, phil has no work experience or skill, making him stuck in this "career" that will never ever take off
@elijahaaron6949
@elijahaaron6949 7 месяцев назад
​@@Dj.D25yeah gaming/streaming isnt a viable career, sure some people are out there making millions from it, but those are very few and majority, if not all of the time only get so big due to luck
@Toastybees
@Toastybees 6 месяцев назад
​@@Dj.D25"Not a real job" ok grampa back to bed. They're entertainers. If you make money off of it, it's a real job. You sound mad bitter.
@DjDeadpig
@DjDeadpig 7 месяцев назад
DSP is the only man I’ve ever known whose desperate to not be employed and make money at the same time.
@heyhonpuds
@heyhonpuds 7 месяцев назад
welcome to your first day on the Internet, we hope you enjoy your stay
@moufronn
@moufronn 7 месяцев назад
moufronn
@DjDeadpig
@DjDeadpig 7 месяцев назад
@@moufronnplease, stop the spam man
@jacpas2012
@jacpas2012 7 месяцев назад
that's a lot of people on here, they want to get rich quick without working 40 hours a week.
@jonathansoko1085
@jonathansoko1085 7 месяцев назад
Wdym? Phillip works 6 days a week overtime playing video games and eating door dash.
@notproductiveproductions3504
@notproductiveproductions3504 6 месяцев назад
It took me forever to realize DSP doesn’t stand for “dipshit player”
@jonathaninga2691
@jonathaninga2691 2 месяца назад
I never realized how “dead” a channel could actually be, until I went to dsp’s channel. There is SO many videos, sometimes daily, that don’t exceed even 100 views the day they get uploaded. Even month long uploads don’t exceed 1k views. That is just crazy to me tbh
@johnnybravo9194
@johnnybravo9194 2 месяца назад
Unfortunately, his dentheads are pretty generous.
@Th3Watch3r
@Th3Watch3r 2 месяца назад
What I find to be Muah. Chefs kiss. Is the fact the detractor channels get more views than he does. 😂😂😂😂
@mrxtravagent7130
@mrxtravagent7130 7 месяцев назад
He did nothing wrong, he did everything correct... So glad to see Tom finally cover this failure of a human!
@sjeanmacleod
@sjeanmacleod 7 месяцев назад
Almost word for word what I was compelled to leave as a comment. Just called him the Snort King and thanked Tom.😊
@d.c.dawkins5470
@d.c.dawkins5470 7 месяцев назад
Ack Ack Ack
@Justin9700
@Justin9700 7 месяцев назад
I hope you’re happy. Khet is crying downstairs right now!
@javiersaugar376
@javiersaugar376 7 месяцев назад
DSP is like Wings of Redemption with little to no likeability or redeemable qualities. Not since the Down the Rabbit Hole vid on him have j been so excited
@666slateran666
@666slateran666 7 месяцев назад
He's more entertaining on stream. Even if that entertainment is laughing at him. His gta 5 playthrough recently was up their with his how you don't plays
@Ayylmaogoodsir
@Ayylmaogoodsir 7 месяцев назад
Dsp is funny to laugh at. Wings is extremely boring
@MattttG3
@MattttG3 7 месяцев назад
So…. No redemption. Coulda just made it short and to the point ya know
@nwerd7584
@nwerd7584 7 месяцев назад
I think DSP is more comical and watchable. Jordie is just sad, and miserable and its a task to watch his boring ass streams at random ass times. DSP sticks to his schedule at least so there's multiple batches of milk a day usually. I can only watch Jordie through the troll channels anyway. I watch DSP both raw for live trolling and through detractor khantent because of the edits and memes.. wings trolls gotta face who the king is baby. Jasper Kitty demands a silly little bubble blow.
@Count_Gustav
@Count_Gustav 7 месяцев назад
Unlike DSP, Wings got some balls to face his troll/detractors, and challenge on 1v1 to other creator.
@ally_tyson
@ally_tyson 5 месяцев назад
It has taken me 4 nights to finish this video but the storytelling and quality of your content keeps me glued to your videos
@andykishore
@andykishore 3 месяца назад
Yeah, Turkey Tom has really upped his production values as of late.
@fefino1411
@fefino1411 6 месяцев назад
You can't really get canceled if you don't acknowledge it. He was beyond his time.
@marksteinburg4726
@marksteinburg4726 7 месяцев назад
phil is a master of attracting 2 types of viewers, the naive & gullible and the mentally challenged.
@dertythegrower
@dertythegrower 7 месяцев назад
dude.. no exaggeration. Derich his most known fan who is showing face... has many documentary himself 😳🤐 and three people are literally short busers... jayde is literally in a wheelchair.. doodystreams knows all the lore, as well as ThatBeingsaid.. both prove all this with weekly shows only on dsp
@dertythegrower
@dertythegrower 7 месяцев назад
Literally three are... derich, ndo, and jayde. And those are three of five that are real and actually show face 😂 three of them literally are... wheel chair riders and on the spectrum with inhome parent aid
@RobzdaBlade
@RobzdaBlade 7 месяцев назад
@@dertythegrower Hollllly fuc... I was always being hopeful and thought it was 4chan people just making him into a lolcow on purpose... This is so much worse and sad dude..
@MrChitzNGiggles
@MrChitzNGiggles 7 месяцев назад
Hey hey hey... I watch him so I know when to load up whatever fighting game he's playing... That way I can help him with his A tier content where he spends the following 10 minutes after our match complaining about "brain dead flow chart can't play for shit only won because they're basically cheating" gamers he loses to. Stream sniper views matter too.
@Rezplz
@Rezplz 7 месяцев назад
I remember when we first found Derichs twitter 🤢🤢🤢
@harrgerth3863
@harrgerth3863 7 месяцев назад
My favorite thing about Phils setup right now is the game over sign in the background, the complete lack of self awareness is apalling.
@bpkdon
@bpkdon 7 месяцев назад
Also the blame the lag sign. His go to response for being bad in fighter games
@kingrainbow5432
@kingrainbow5432 7 месяцев назад
​@@bpkdonwhile playing over a wireless connection
@langam7017
@langam7017 6 месяцев назад
It's insane how many of his made up stories essentially boil down to "Guys, I only failed because I was simply TOO awesome. I'm just WAY too good at whatever I do and never do anything wrong and that's why nothing ever works out for me!"
@ajsmusic711
@ajsmusic711 7 месяцев назад
DSP is so boring, It took me 9 days to make it through this vid Tom. Nothing on you, you're amazing. He is just so bland.
@PigxarAnimations
@PigxarAnimations 7 месяцев назад
2:08:50 That's not what pignosis is - PIgnosis is the seemingly hypnotic control Phil has over his cult to make them believe his lies and give him their disability checks. Other than that, this is pretty good.
@ProfessorxVile
@ProfessorxVile 7 месяцев назад
🎶He got that pignosis, you know who the pig roach is 🎶
@kevinmajorca
@kevinmajorca 7 месяцев назад
Phil has a whole list of different documented unnatural powers like pignosis and moneykinesis. He can affect mentally weak people on multiple levels.
@Beautiful_Mess
@Beautiful_Mess 7 месяцев назад
Pigxar! Big ups!
@rsonic510
@rsonic510 7 месяцев назад
It's not "seemingly hypnotic"', it's a set of manipulation skills employed by abusers and cults. Gaslighting, cognitive dissonance, bait and switching, so on.
@justanegsfan
@justanegsfan 7 месяцев назад
tell em pigxar
@eddiemet12
@eddiemet12 7 месяцев назад
Imagine a guy who refuses to get a real job calling his viewers lazy for not giving him enough of their money.
@manoftherainshorts9075
@manoftherainshorts9075 7 месяцев назад
He's constantly at work for khantent! He has a lot of "projects"! By projects I mean he bought another new game and played it poorly!
@TheRisky9
@TheRisky9 7 месяцев назад
@@manoftherainshorts9075 I guess no one told Phil about the principle of diminishing returns. He could probably do half the videos and get the same amount of money because he's put less work on quantity and more on quality... you know that sort of thing.
@ab-gail
@ab-gail 7 месяцев назад
Many such streamers
@tootzy-the-roll
@tootzy-the-roll 7 месяцев назад
Are you talking about Boogie?
@garrettviewegh9028
@garrettviewegh9028 7 месяцев назад
It’s a miracle he isn’t broke, sitting on the streets, begging for real.
@MoonlightHorizon-ev7ev
@MoonlightHorizon-ev7ev 20 дней назад
The fact you can make a 2 hour plus doc and not even cover a quarter of phil's misdeeds says it all and should vindicate all "detractors."
@johnconstantine1130
@johnconstantine1130 2 месяца назад
He never had the makings of a varsity athlete
@GroundedForLife27
@GroundedForLife27 7 месяцев назад
Imagine donating money to someone because they chose to not pay their taxes.
@2FRESH-4U
@2FRESH-4U 7 месяцев назад
Or want to play wwe champions
@ClaytonBigsby01
@ClaytonBigsby01 6 месяцев назад
​​@@2FRESH-4Unot just play WWE champions he spent $45,000 on SKINS 😂
@AmonAnon-vw3hr
@AmonAnon-vw3hr 4 месяца назад
It's so weird. I can empathize with a lot of people, but giving money to Phil? How someone can watch him for any amount of time and think "yeah I'll give him some money for that" is something that I'll never understand.
@mickeyadaptus5857
@mickeyadaptus5857 4 месяца назад
@@AmonAnon-vw3hr Apparantly the dents think they are "sticking it to the trolls" by donating to DSP, but the only ones they are sticking it to is themselves.
@WinstonWolfe21
@WinstonWolfe21 7 месяцев назад
I miss TotalBiscuit immensely. Sucks we live in a world bereft of justice where TB dies in his early 30s from cancer and dsp still taints the internet everyday.😭
@r1g0r_m0rt1s
@r1g0r_m0rt1s 7 месяцев назад
Ask TB if he thinks traps are gay
@A-Warthog-cc1wm
@A-Warthog-cc1wm 7 месяцев назад
Crazy how good people we lose here on RU-vid to cancer. It sucks.
@sas647
@sas647 7 месяцев назад
This TB dude was overrated as fk. At least Phil is funny to listen to, that guy was boring. Nothing of value was lost
@ClassicKrusty
@ClassicKrusty 7 месяцев назад
Pigroach isn’t funny u must have very VERY low standards for entertainment. Figures since you’re obviously a clueless DSP sycophant who wouldn’t know good entertainment if it was right in front of u hence why u watch the boring toxic Pigroach everyday and waste ur life watching his unwatchable, insufferable, worthless streams. @sas647
@KinoTechUSA69
@KinoTechUSA69 7 месяцев назад
​@@sas647OIC, is that you?
@dontcallmechris8677
@dontcallmechris8677 3 месяца назад
I found out about him from a British man saying his laugh sounded like a deflated SpongeBob
@robinmorales5365
@robinmorales5365 4 месяца назад
It’s crazy to think that at one point I actually liked Dsp. Glad I grew out of that phase.
@MaztRPwn
@MaztRPwn 7 месяцев назад
Phil’s dad is amazing and had his idiot son set up for life. And Phil somehow still fucked that up. What an absolute waste of space upon the planet.
@nqobilengema2165
@nqobilengema2165 7 месяцев назад
Uhm don't agree, ii blame his parents for ruining phil.... How else did he become his insufferable... His parents didn't enforce discipline and sound morals
@R-SXX
@R-SXX 7 месяцев назад
​@@nqobilengema2165Not a bad thought, I believe so as well.
@DUKEHadToDoItToEm
@DUKEHadToDoItToEm 7 месяцев назад
Amazing person doesnt mean amazing parent. From the sounds of things his Dad was a boomer career-man through and through. I imagine he was probably ignored most of his childhood, not good or bad parenting but essentially a lack of. Which is almost as bad as bad parenting
@KingRumar
@KingRumar 7 месяцев назад
Absolutely this, the father was at work most of the time, all of those awards and amazing career achievements in his life would take a lot out. Phil never grew up because he was raised. His mother can only do so much and discipline is usually falling in the father’s lap
@sol9059
@sol9059 7 месяцев назад
​@@nqobilengema2165the bad parents card can only be used for so long, Phil is resoonsible for his suffering.
@KaotikKnight
@KaotikKnight 7 месяцев назад
It's impressive that DSP has kept up the LARP of being a successful content creator for 15 years, that's commitment
@OrgaNik_Music
@OrgaNik_Music 7 месяцев назад
I mean he's known all over the world, I guess you could call that success. Just... uh... don't ask *why* he's known.
@jonask4644
@jonask4644 Месяц назад
The real life David Brent
@Mooo105
@Mooo105 5 месяцев назад
Much easier than reading the 4000+ page Farms thread that way too often devolves into people getting excessively angry about Phil instead of just posting what's funny about him
@jeffreyreed9865
@jeffreyreed9865 Месяц назад
Aww, maybe what we NEED is a little anger!
@ghostofhinawa
@ghostofhinawa 7 месяцев назад
I swear Phil could play Elmo’s Letter Adventure, a game made for literal preschoolers, and still find a way to complain.
@zeldafreak1975
@zeldafreak1975 7 месяцев назад
And be terrible at it 😆
@SwearfoGod.
@SwearfoGod. 6 месяцев назад
“Oh My Ghaaad!”
@Carlton_Banks
@Carlton_Banks 7 месяцев назад
There are four unchanging things in life. Death, taxes, Phil begging online, and sucking at games.
@Gatorade69
@Gatorade69 7 месяцев назад
I don't know. I suck at games and I wouldn't die. At least I don't beg.
@Gatorade69
@Gatorade69 6 месяцев назад
@awhellnah__ I mean everytime I tried to kill myself I wouldn't die. I should have died twice and it just wouldn't happen. Even when I got incredibly sick and almost died I didn't.
@ClaytonBigsby01
@ClaytonBigsby01 6 месяцев назад
Number five . The Simpsons willing to pay their piggy Phil
@ClaytonBigsby01
@ClaytonBigsby01 6 месяцев назад
​@@Gatorade69here try this fentanyl 😂
@Diogenes_Lantern.
@Diogenes_Lantern. 4 месяца назад
@@ClaytonBigsby01 Reported.
@DarkKitarist
@DarkKitarist 4 месяца назад
Being almost 40 years old and your parents having to still teach you fiscal responsibility is unreal.
@l7986
@l7986 7 месяцев назад
Thank you for this video. Watching Phil melt down after you released this has been hilarious.
@masterelf12
@masterelf12 7 месяцев назад
Congrats Tom, you are now gonna be apart of the "dumb fawk mur-hans" snortex You're probably gonna be called “TAWK-KEY TAAM”
@nwerd7584
@nwerd7584 7 месяцев назад
thats defamation to the detractor community MORAHN
@archieames1968
@archieames1968 7 месяцев назад
Phil will do the usual claim not to know him and never watches him which is his usual way of showing contempt to a newly minted prominent detractor.
@brandonhuenink9222
@brandonhuenink9222 7 месяцев назад
Either that or Tom is seen as one of the "respectful documentarians" that Phil tries to kiss up to, until Tom takes a swipe at him on Twitter or in another video. Then it's back to what you said and he was "totally dishonest, listened to da trolls dood".
@DaveInSnitchel
@DaveInSnitchel 7 месяцев назад
tuur kee tam
@innocentorphan1213
@innocentorphan1213 7 месяцев назад
@@archieames1968 Then we get some internet-reAck stream later where we see "Turkey Tom Darksydephil" in his search bar, or a video suggestion of this video that already has a full red bar under it. Happened plenty before when he made the claim he doesn't know or care about something and didn't see it.
@RaedTheWolf
@RaedTheWolf 7 месяцев назад
You just know he's gonna call Tom a "detractor" and refute every claim in this video for months on end.
@dertythegrower
@dertythegrower 7 месяцев назад
he literally did before watching yesterday when his chat mentioned it finally came out (detractors knew a week ago heh)
@rsonic510
@rsonic510 7 месяцев назад
Sort of, for Phil, it was quite level-headed.
@aquestionablemole2010
@aquestionablemole2010 2 месяца назад
The fact that I share a birthday with this man gives me secondhand embarrassment
@bipo4715
@bipo4715 6 месяцев назад
love that you spent 2 minutes of this video gassing up DSP's dad hahah genuinely that was gold 😂
@johns1625
@johns1625 7 месяцев назад
The Side Scollers interview will go down as the peak of DSP lolcow content. He made such an incredible ass out of himself during that 5 hours interview and it was just GLORIOUS the whole time
@IceMarbles
@IceMarbles 7 месяцев назад
the funniest thing about that interview was him sending Craig the e-mail after the interview saying something along the lines of "I hope this helps your channel" blissfully unaware that he just created a 5 hour variation of the masturbation incident until a tipper told him what happened and then drank himself into a 3 day gin stupor.
@yurikendal4868
@yurikendal4868 7 месяцев назад
Phil made enemies of side scrollers by his own behavior. Thats a MASSIVE feat. Only phil though
@TheBTD3
@TheBTD3 7 месяцев назад
To me, the absolute best part of that is how Phil sought out that interview himself and thought they were just going to let him twist shit 😂 He had a rude awakening
@michaelkitchin9665
@michaelkitchin9665 7 месяцев назад
They weren't even being that difficult about it. Phil just can't comprehend any shots being fired in his direction. He is scared stiff.
@dertythegrower
@dertythegrower 7 месяцев назад
😂 the best part *is he said he would own all trolls the day before he did it* Dude.. i laughed the whole five hours drinking ipa and debunking him in the livechatting there... it was gold ❤
@dpops
@dpops 7 месяцев назад
I worked at Sikorsky during the timeline that ace training was a thing, the fact that he was proud about ace is hilarious. It was just a few multiple choice quizzes after going through some training modules on your PC. The first level of the certification was laughably easily achieved and was basically mandatory for everyone to do.
@kevingarcia6746
@kevingarcia6746 7 месяцев назад
I believe you bro
@Gatorade69
@Gatorade69 7 месяцев назад
You ever run into Phil ?
@dpops
@dpops 7 месяцев назад
@@Gatorade69 not that I can remember. I didn't know who he was at the time anyway so it's possible that I might have seen him at lunch or something like that, but he would've been just some guy to me.
@ReaperCH90
@ReaperCH90 7 месяцев назад
I do not neee proof to 100% believe this message, because it matches with the claims of other employees and corporations and their in-house learning certificates
@siner2442
@siner2442 7 месяцев назад
What about rebuilding the whole system, from the ground up? I know that has to be Impressive… especially since it wasn’t appointed part of his task so he must have done it unknowingly to anybody else’s knowledge who Manage that company. 😂 they were so impressed, the company had him just sit on a desk in front of a PC just sitting around Doo f nothing till they decided to fire him without giving him a reason and the company was downsizing LOL.
@jordandenton5682
@jordandenton5682 6 месяцев назад
Don’t know how long you’ve been making videos, but you’re good at this. Stumbled across this channel by a suggested video and have watched a lot of your doc style videos. I listen while at work on my forklift. Thanks man 👍🏻
@littlemalbigmal8106
@littlemalbigmal8106 5 месяцев назад
Dude, I don't know why I like your content so much. I literally don't care about anyone or anything you cover, but I just can't get enough haha. I'm so out of touch with current internet culture, but for whatever reason your shit just captivates me. You're hilarious
@jediknight2089
@jediknight2089 7 месяцев назад
A quick way to summarize Phil’s 15 year legacy is simple, he’s done everything wrong and did nothing correct. No matter how much he blames detractors, Phil fails to realize the worst detractor he has is himself.
@jonathansoko1085
@jonathansoko1085 7 месяцев назад
15 year begacy
@Temporo.mandibular
@Temporo.mandibular 7 месяцев назад
2 hour video essay about a degenerate I have never heard of? Perfect morning
@webbrowser4603
@webbrowser4603 7 месяцев назад
How the fuck have you never heard of DSP?
@Mudkkipzz
@Mudkkipzz 7 месяцев назад
I wish I could go back to the day I discovered him. Same with Low Tier God and Wings of Redemption. The legendary lolcows
@Upsidedowndog27
@Upsidedowndog27 4 месяца назад
Tom I truly appreciate you dawg. I remember the old commentary content days that were very interesting and crazy, and you’re continuing that legacy in a great way. I love listening to your videos while working and hearing the ridiculous shit people have done. Also your jokes are top tier, always have me laughing. Good shit bro and don’t stop
@dudevinci
@dudevinci 7 месяцев назад
Many of these content creators in this video are either gone or just straight up dead. Phil is still here and will probably be here forever.
@adkj.961
@adkj.961 6 месяцев назад
Begging for donations lol
@calebproductions1264
@calebproductions1264 4 месяца назад
Can anyone name the most known youtubers that died?
@jejxkxk
@jejxkxk 4 месяца назад
@@calebproductions1264TotalBiscuit, Technoblade. Both of brain cancer.
@valrdjem
@valrdjem 3 месяца назад
TB is the one that stands out to me. But mostly because I miss him. I got to play Warframe with him a few times, and Genna was very kind when I was going through my divorce. @@calebproductions1264
@RickR69
@RickR69 2 месяца назад
Unfortunately.
@thegadflygang5381
@thegadflygang5381 7 месяцев назад
32:10 "I'M GOING TO PUT IT IN SUB ONLY MODE BECAUSE YOU CAN'T ACT YOUR AGE" while the screen shows several children's characters in floppy clown shoes walking in place
@effthebourgeoisie
@effthebourgeoisie 2 месяца назад
🤣 The jokes write themselves
@AgentProper
@AgentProper 7 месяцев назад
Today a new Detractor was born. Big ups and welcome to The Vortex.
@C_The_Guy
@C_The_Guy 7 месяцев назад
well you know, he did Wings of redemption, it was only a matter of time before he got to DSP 😭
@C_The_Guy
@C_The_Guy 7 месяцев назад
LTG is next
@IceMarbles
@IceMarbles 7 месяцев назад
I wasn't expecting such meaningful and robust khantent!
@PeopleRTellingme
@PeopleRTellingme 7 месяцев назад
Let’s give Tom a big warm welcome to the mouth drooler’s club
@bizzzzzzle
@bizzzzzzle 7 месяцев назад
A cuck who carves his cheater gf name in his chest in hopes of her staying, has no right taking years of other people’s research on Phil then recompiling it and calling it his own. You’re standing on the backs of the real detractors and are just as much a lolcow as Phil imo. At least he’s not a legit cuck.
@BlitzinMackGaming
@BlitzinMackGaming 6 месяцев назад
I can't believe he was ever able to convince anyone that he was a tough guy. Did he really go around back in the day threatening to kick peoples ass and people actually backed down to him? Can anyone that was around back then confirm if that is actually true, because it's flat out unbelievable to me that anyone would be afraid of Phil.
@EJK7
@EJK7 6 месяцев назад
And when he was confronted he cried in his hotel room or something. Source: Justin Wong street fighter pro
@Robert_D_Mercer
@Robert_D_Mercer 4 месяца назад
@@EJK7 ahhh good old days of trash talking, he took one hit and was gone lmaooo
@Toxic_G1
@Toxic_G1 3 месяца назад
What likely happened is whenever Phil threatened someone, they'd just walk away because they found him annoying
@chucheeness7817
@chucheeness7817 2 месяца назад
@@EJK7 Phil hid in the toilet after crying that 'it's because of his alcoholism'
@brianmurphy250
@brianmurphy250 7 месяцев назад
I try to imagine the lives of DSP, Wings or Chris Chan type folks if the internet didn’t exist and had better parenting. Would they have been forced to find jobs or would they still be beggars?
@diegov1743
@diegov1743 7 месяцев назад
chris would probably be in some institution or prison for a more straightforward crime Phil would probably have some boring deadbeat management job from his dad. Instead of being problem of the internet he'd be the absolute nightmare for a small group of employees. Wings would probably be dead, as mean as it sounds. I don't see any way out for that guy sadly.
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