Dave Portnoy  

When he returned with blood allover his shirt i lost it 😂😂

His weapon collection is getting more respectable each day.

Dave getting scared opening the packages and injuring himself are the best parts of the Unboxings.

One /hidechat everyones sick of the thirsty girls in the chat.

“Does that look like me?” *changes hats* “yep” killed me 😂

Dave “I’m very good with weapons” Portnoy

"The samurai sword is beautiful... It's got the Chinese on it."

i told him to be careful when he started pulling on the knife, he didnt listen

“It’s not a glitter bomb” *is a glitter bomb*

Condensing this down to 30 min was the right move.

One dragon, everyone knows its a T-Rex

Dave coming back with a bloodied shirt 🤣🤣🤣

I cannot stop watching these. You start watching these and nothing else comes close. This intense energy is addictive, this is unboxing at the highest level

the fact Pres is actually contemplating his mom grounding him at 42 is a testament to their relationship...he still a mama's boy at heart...

That Christmas shirt with dinosaurereindeer with Santa riding and Dave saying if u walk into bar Wearing this shirt ur looking at him like u know he can F was priceless

Hes so stoned from those brownies 😂

Dude is not a medium lol, his shirts he wears hug the shit out of him like his womens jeans lol

lmao so high trying to figure out how to make himself sound taller (no disrespect)

Not gonna lie that moment he opened up the drawing of his dog was v wholesome

You make my day! You make me smile and laugh every time I watch you!

Whoever gave Pres the pot brownies he ate during the pizza review prior to this inboxing video, thank you.

Christ has risen!

I was 100% waiting for him to slice the shit out of himself with that knife the way he was trying to pull it out and it happened. Crazy

Prez is going to get packages on his door, for the rest of his life

This is 30mins. I spent 30mins watching this and it was worth it. How and why is this entertaining I don’t get this but I’m locked in every night

I forgot how funny this series was 10/10

Unboxing VII 'There Will He Blood"

I am loving these 😂 he changed shirts so many damn times

The ramblings of a mad man, part VII

Those medium shirts are like a fitted queen sheet on a king bed

Im just watching these videos now.. Almost 3 years after covid.. and wow do I wish i would have known about these back then!!!

16:18 for the knife unbox where he cuts his finger

"88 and out the gate" someone's been playing madden lol

I was there for all of this🙌🏽

"Santa riding a dragon" That is obviously a Trex...

"Its combat 101, if we are being honest"..

Can't wait to see The Boxfather part VIII...

Ask Dave to say popcorn then ask him to say pupcorn. Absolutely no difference. 😂

Welcome to the team gun-knife ! Damascus steel blades are the best. Great feed Pres. Lol

When he held that picture up and asked "yeah?" I lostttttt it. His nose IS crooked lolz

This is so flipping funny! These are so addicting! ❤

Whats the over/under date when Davey moves up to an XL tshirt?

22:24 😂😂😂 Looks into the camera...”you.’

Those brownies need to be made available to the masses! He was feeling zero pain or stress.

Totally digging the Rob Deer reference....87 brewers baby...lol

just take a moment to remember the glory that was powder he was a champion amongst men.

Hey Dave thanks for teaching everyone how to perform the double knife death technique you are the master:>) I bought it that move would definitely work if you were attacked by 2 people, Thanks Master Davey Sun.

16:18 YES. HE FINALLY CUT HIMSELF. ALL THAT BLOOD ON HIS SHIRT LMFAO

You guys should do a show on town baseball in MN

How does he even live with all those boxes surrounding his apartment lmao

Calling a reindeer T-Rex a dragon, everyone knows the rules.

This dude is pure chaos

8:48 He's caught the coof boys, and he didn't even cover his mouth.

the unboxings are great but the edits are fucking platinum

"Pow, Pow! That's a double death."

yo when started swinging those swords, lowkey gave me anxiety watching that

Am I the only one who feels like he's about to cut my eyes out with that box cutter?

Has a full arsenal of knives, jumps back in terror at a stuffed animal still. Go Pres Go

6:33 but on the DL everyone is buying Jacks and Dave has stock in it lol

how did you edit out the fish he got??

He just needs a Fedora and a Waifu to complete the neckbeard weeb transformation.

One hospital bill sent to the sender of that knife package , everybody knows the rules

Dave, listen to your mother! She will love you when no one else will!

Challenge coin arguably best gift yet

He was given surgical glue for this very reason. Should have used it immediately.

25:50. Thinks the samurai has "chinese writing on it" Dave, ur the fucking best

"I wasn't fucking lose his mind, I heard this!"... Precisely

I'd hate to piss this guy off. Lol. Hilarious 😆

One big duct tape package = One big bag of weed!

Kung Fu Fighting song........ 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'm dead

Wish Dave had taken the plastic off that Confederate sword. I can understand his sentiments but it looked really cool.

I wonder if Corona or one of his weapons will finally send him to the emergency room?

Pow pow that’s a double death 😂

This is the best one.

Now all dave needs is a staff to have all the ninja turtles weapons

Frankie, can you flip the video around so we can read things correctly, please?

Dave Portnoy, those knives with the weird looking metal are made from Damascus steel. Very nice quality stuff there 👌

One blood - spattered t-shirt, everyone knows the tetanus shot protocol.

Barstool NFL live draft stream?

Davey hasn’t seen this many packeges since his last bukkake

I sure would love that ant farm.

IS THE DOCUMENTARY FINISHED??

Glad I found out where my cigars went...

Please make 🔥Portnoy jerseys like the one he was wearing. I'd actually buy that.

Don’t rub plush animals on your face or your grounded

These unboxings are awesome 👏🏽

Mans said Japanese Samurai sword then says look at the Chinese on it, lmao

Lmao @ Dave sayin he’s 5’11”

havent laughed harder when he sliced his finger

R.I.P Powder You never stood a chance....

Pow, Pow That’s a double death 💀

Does Barstool have any challenge coins????

Pres is going to seriously injure himself

He called a dinosaur a dragon

I love Art!!!!

David "Double death" Portnoy

Problem with states like New York, you get people who don’t know how to handle weapons and cut their fingers off.

*Pow Pow* *That's a double kill*

That painting looks like Nick Wright lmao

MAN DOWN MAN DOWN.... BUT PORTNOYS NOT OUT !!!!