Dave Portnoy  

"It's not coke, it's Deathwish" ~Dave Portnoy "Oh, believe me..it's Coke." ~ All of us

"As an avid skier like yourself" right over Davey's head

Dave taping that box with insects up was the most Coked up thing I’ve seen

Randolph went from a random goldfish from a random pet store to a full blown national celebrity. Randolph 2020

best part is when he didn’t realize avid skier meant doing blow lmaooo

“There’s no animal, it’s just a botanical” 😂

One avid skier everyone knows that’s a coke reference

"My name is Dave, and I have diarrhea..." Haha! Brilliant

One box of bugs, everyone knows he gonna need more tape

one backwards shirt, everyone knows it's coke not deathwish

Mad respect to Frankie or whoever for the edit and quick upload.

Dave the whole box says "INSECTS" all over it

This was the best one so far and the only one I saw live. He was so shook and his eyes were peaking for a few minutes from you know what.

Y’all gotta watch it live it’s 10x better! Viva la stool!!

One new pair of ski goggles, everyone knows its not the first time hes hit the slopes.

Shits going good with my morning blunt and coffee. Thanks dude

he said “it looks like i’m delivering milk” 😂😂😂

That little ball with the unbox me on it was an LOL doll. All the rage with little girls. My daughter's go crazy over them things.

On the box: live insects lol

If you lived like one of us you'd understand a good light blub.

Stop sending Fish and Bugs!!! Things have taken a turn to darkness 😂

Ordered my Death Wish cold brew can't wait for them to get here!

The poor LOL Doll 😂 My daughter loves them!

The big sword is called a claymore. Us Scottish use it to chop our pizzas with lol

thanks for the tears of laughter

16:20 Pres: "Corona you suck. I'm down with that cause. There's the shirt, we'll switch into that." Anheuser-Busch: "He's beginning to believe"

I feel for that light bulb guy. The mans trying to sell his light bulbs but Dave puts him on blast :(

burn book is fire

Dave was off it hard last night.

Everybody Knows Theres One Rule, Talk about taking adderall and than thank ur sponsor

Whoever is editing these are doing a great fucking job!

One "I work for GE I sell light bulbs", everybody knows Prez laughs

8:06 Go Hawks Baby! Love from Iowa🖤

Deathwish rules!

"By the power of fucking grey skull" YESSSSSSS!!!

Not only Prez my champ!! Thank you

"can someone please tell me when there's live insects inside?" Meanwhile the entire box has 'live insects" written across it at least 43 times with a giant insect graphic on it...

Thought he might pull the pin on that grenade lol

Watching a guy opening gifts is fascinating.

Strangely Addicting!

Boy, i'll bet that aderol added a whole different level to those live crickets

Use a Big box to throw donation in. Saves you time!

he was so mellow on edibles lol ... so jumpy on blow lol

El Prez and Franky are like Jordan and Pippen🙌🏽

Why doesnt dave like blind mike? Anyone know??

I hope that artist who made the Randolph t-shirt design gets paid.

Methamphetamine for the win

Finally a properly flipped video everybody knows the rules

Bro off the addy

It’s like watching 50/50 on Reddit lol

Damnnnn Frankie, mad props on that turnaround dude.

now were cooking with fire

ONE BOTTLE OF ADDERALL. EVERYONE KNOWS THE RATTLE

When he put down the lightbulb guy..lol light bulbs are that just light bulbs.. guess Brandon lightbulb wasn't on..

2:20 when your girlfriends talking and u playin video games

I want that Wilson ball

22:46 just a brick but thats the foundation of your whole company pres

“The white stuff I *sniff* *sniff**” I’m convinced Davey is in coke.

That polish vodka is no joke

Lol one guy not knowing what to do.... 😂

Dont forget about the note from JAWBATS. The legit american flag Barstool made by my boy at Jawbats.

Dave, redirect the packages my way and I'll do your unboxing show for you.....

That's the Braveheart sword

Nice work Frankie. Now get some sleep

at 6:19 something got out, look in the background lmao

No animal just a botanical? You just sent two BUHCANICALS?

13:45 Did he say "By the power of Fuckin' Grayskull." How cool can this guy get?

What’s with “ FUCK RIGHT” is that the new thing?

It’s fucking 10 commercials on this video lol god damn

off piste hahaah. on the snow

One more bump, everybody knows the rules

Backwards shirt life

just wanna make a quick buck “GE if u ever head of it.”

Big league Chew Firrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre

Why does he pronounce the letter o as a u?

You're totally wrong about lightbulbs pres

1 purple joggers suit. everyone knows pres looks like benny The dinosaur. Lol

1 bump, you know the rules...

some big league chew slippers? Fuck right

Can we see the insects!

Damn. Really wanted to get that Ammo Audio as a gift, but it's 350

El Pres I think it's time for a haircut 💇

wait, y u hate blind mike?! lmao

A fuckin lol surprise doll. Send me that shit prez my daughter loves those fuckin toys...

'LSUS' baahah why is no one mentioning that

GE in case ya never heard of it

"adderall" he says....

I was mortified by the fish head and some of the other things people sent I had to turn off the unboxing,,, was a sad day in the history of unboxing!! I’m so sorry El Prez you have done so much for humanity, including taking on added expenses and responsibilities for our amusement and some people just suck!! Stay savage El Prez not all of us are assholes and we love you!! Fuck right!!! 💪🏽

Wired up guy swinging a razor knife around, everybody knows the rules.

Marine life is starting to out pace the weapons,

17:15 it is good...throws it into the trash pile

Shits funny man I want to send somethin funny

Him opening an LOL 😂 🤣😂🤣😂

17:43 Eminem?

That hat has the corona virus

Hahahahaha avid skiier

What the fuck is laffy taffy that lasts all day?? 0:10

I’d be pissed to watch you open a package I sent and then throw it like that. 😆

lmao does El pres not know who GE are?!? he's acting like its some Instagram company, in case you haven't heard of them lol

embracing the coke storyline...everybody now knows its actually adderall