Dawn of the Woke Zombies 

What is a woman?

The Truth

A chainsaw arm.

The Truth

Facts and logic always seem to repel them, or was that enrage them. Hmm.

Yeaaa that was s good one

It fits so perfectly

Anyone else notice the alien reference.

I laughed out loud at that line😂

😂😂😂

I was taking a drink of water at exactly the wrong moment for that one...

That one got me too!!

That was funny because he really was in a closet.

Me too! I thought "they didn't do that did they?" but of course they did LOL

Low-hanging "FRUIT." 😂🤣😂🤣🤣

😂😂😂😂😂😂

They want to defund police until something doesn't go their way. Then they cry for the police to help them. These woke cultists remind me of little school kids, or little ankle biter dogs. They think they're so intimidating and tough, like they're anti authority, but as soon as you approach them they go into the fetal position peeing themselves and yelping desperately for help.

Yeah, they missed an opportunity there.

That's for the next video!

They clearly missed an opportunity there 😂

#metoo 😂😂😂

@@Cavachonc777 ... and takes half damage!

​@@Cavachonc777VAR demands they retake the penalty kick...

I'm Surprised He Didn't Throw A Bible At Him.

Sowell is the cure, but he's banned from Most schools. Along with the Bible.

I can't read the book title, only the author

@@jordanwoodhams6981 It's the Thomas Sowell Reader

I intend to buy has much of that vaccine has soon has possible.

He gonna take one hell of a hit

i dont

I just dont understand. i see that in comment sections 99% people are against this bul*rap. So why is it promoted? Isnt a democracy about vote and decision of major?

It’s already season 9, next season is the classic season 10 decline and starts to get really bad.

Just go outside, we're living in one.

@@xlodvig hard truth

Living the \/\/0|

Looking forward to a horror movie/ documentary based on this virus. What would it be called? "Woke?" Maybe that would be just picking the obvious low hanging fruit.

Not sure to mention better than most movies made today in general!

Definitely scarier than Halloween Ends but not nearly as funny

I know when society collapses, it's going to be hell on earth. No food. No water. For those of us that have refused Satan's Juice, we will have it the worst. Especially if you're a Mr Wyaatman, Believe in God (the true God, not the Orders God), a Straight Male, And Love America. The hardest part will be to not enjoy killing the Zombies. I remember when Race wasn't even a thought. Till...... BO made it an issue. I'm a Wyaatman, so I'm automatically all those Phobics, ism's ist's matics. I didn't used to be. If you constantly get accused of something, you finally figure you might as well do it, you're getting accused of it.

Continent? You mean the western world? Because im pretty sure if it's in my country either you get deleted or just pure social extermination

Now it's an elementary schools even preschools

And now i am pure evil because I am a straight white male. (Gasp)

@Bennett Martin what's even worse I'm half white (Polish and Lithuanian) and half Native American I am straight I have a family and we are Christian and recently I found out that they even say Native Americans are white supremacist because we don't acknowledge that black people are the real Native Americans. Haha 😄

@@straightTudePoint I'll take the zombies

Better story than Rings of Power

@@Tawadeb better everything than that turkey 😉

@@Tawadeb i was thinking the same thing!

Andor has pretty good acting but other stuff *cough* She-Hulk *cough* is a different story

You need some RRR.

its unrealistic because they dont understand logic ;D.

im the 1k like yay

I realized the same hehehe

Exacly 😂

And Dale

Its already happening.

You were indeed a Prophet

Logic is the cure

What a phrase. I will give you credits in every repetition.

Jan6th

Dont be so sure. Insects is becoming a fad, we'll see what's next

@@tonygreif4931 But is not an insect a form of meat? Vegan Zombies?

@@crawford323 It is almost as if that was the point.

Insects may be a form of meat, but they don’t fart so they don’t contribute to global warming which is humanity’s fault. At least, as far as we know.

However anyone they do not consider human, i.e the non-woke, they would gladly bite, scratch, hit...

he should have been searching around shouting "coralll, CORALLLLL" though :P

@@ge2719 "I'm doing this for CORAAALLL!!"

Man I remember when the walking dead wasn't woke, it was a decent show, now it's just a woking dead trash, so disgusting I couldn't even keep watching it.

@@DaneTwilight definitely check out the comics. A million times better than the show obviously being the source story the show was primarily based on. The show unfortunately got really, really, bad after like season 4 or 5 (hard to remember the exact season it went downhill anymore its been so long). I loved it the first 4 or so years. I was really attached to the original characters and their stories.

Darn things heavy man them wrists need some rest.

If you have a handgun up pointed at center mass you cannot see a person's hands. Aim just below the belly button. If you need to fire then start low then work your way up with the 4th shot being about 3 inches below the collar bone.

This was actually the SECOND filming as they were forced to start over after the firing of Alec Baldwin as Stunt Coordinator, so...yeah...

@@paultoth7853 okay bro lol

@@kobrapromotions I did not come up with that. Guess your complaint is with John Farnum. Feel free to tell us all how your firearm training experience rivals his.

@@paultoth7853 well Training tell me to double tap in the chest and forget the rest

That may be the Alec Baldwin involuntary reflex kicking in.

I was wondering why he was limp-wristing his gun. Thought maybe it was a safety thing, but it was overboard.

I am glad the girl brought up what a poor leader Sheriff Rick was on the show. Give me Daryl everytime.

It's called low-ready. It's a discipline.

The actor was British. Ever seen them at a range?

No, its that they got held up in a paradox. They are usually fine with admitting that others of their work kind are right and they use ample amount of double think and mental gymnastics to ensure they each woke people is correct even when presented with paradoxes such as "only women can have opionins on abortion" and "any man can be a woman any time the feel like it", in reality, they would not register this as an issue in their minds and they just accept it.

@@josephjackson4312 And then turn immediately back to the opposition after agreeing and then tell the opposition they’re wrong

😂😂😂😂

100% Fact

Lmao

Silence is literal violence. Speech is literal violence. Attacking people who don't share your views is necessary.

Now if the zombies had face masks on ...

Typical woketard behavior.

@@TheBabylonBee twitter logic in a nutshell not even the youtube dislike button or thumbs up emoji is safe from their nonsense.

Yup. Like in real life.

It is and it's performing everywhere right now.

Yes please!🙏😇

This is the series we want, not the series we got 😭

It think it reminds me of some other series I saw , I think , nevermind, might have been a nightmare.

@@ronkiser5236 the real resident evil adaptation were the memes we made along the way.

Left For Dead!

Claire from Resident Evil 2 Remake. Someone at the Babylon Bee purchased a replica jacket.

@@ldrockmusic nice! I didn't even notice that!

I'm pretty sure that most people that have there eyes open nowadays feel the same sentiment.

@@ldrockmusic that was me :3

Back in the 1980s when Reagan was President and Homelessness was a privileged victim class, I'd get panhandlers around Kenmore Square in Boston, while all around me the local stores had "Help Wanted" signs. What a juxtaposition wonderland -- "Spare change? Spare change? Spare change?" "Help Wanted! Help Wanted! Help Wanted!" "Spare change? Spare change? Spare change?"

@@wdd3141 Back when minimum wage was $3:35/hr panhandling paid way more so wasn't that big a surprise.

@@Grinlathak yeah, back when $3.35 could buy more than a few things too

@@Grinlathak Panhandling still makes more, depending where you are.

Great, i used, HELP WANTED, SAME, BORROWED FROM YOU.... KEEPS EM FAR AWAY, IM 73, Not 1 willing to work, for GREAT pay even... So I do what I can myself.

Lol noice

I feel like the joke would get tiring really quick.

Me 2 lol

It is a series.. go out and watch!

Yes you are correct that was Zoey references. Homage to left 4 Dead franchise.

Bill: "Francis! Check your fire"

oh wow. the babylon bee referencing L4D ! 😍

YES! Best part of the video!! Too bad Zoey went woke. So many nerds crushed on her, but after going woke, we'd want to crush her in a different way. Time to get creative.

"Grabbin' peels.." "I'm gonna get me some peels.."

I also noticed how he's holding the gun 🤣

Are you assuming their gender!?!

Totally agree , he channeled Rick perfectly!

💯

its called a colt python, not hand cannon that sounds dumb

Heck yeah. Looking forward to that full length movie in the style of a pulp. Guess I could string your shorts together, but what am I, a nerd?

@@alexf8309 LOL - I am working on some longer form stuff but obviously, ya know, it takes a little longer

@@ChandlerJuliet when californians in texas part three?

No way is this really YOU??? I feel like I have met a movie star(well duh she was in the Woke Zombie movie moron)

As a lover of old time radio the product placement bit made a big smile come across my weary wrinkled face

Mindless morons that follow wherever the horde goes, i see no difference.

They came for me. 3 times. Was a hard fight but i made it!

Texas is issuing hunting permits no bag limit so I’ve heard!

@@TheTrumpmancometh2024 shoot cant wait to turn 21 gonna get me a .338 lapua and get some wokes they have yee'd there last haw fellar

👍👍👍👍👍👍👍

You're embarrassing.

For real! I was thinking the same thing 😂

Like The Potato's? Baked and Mashed.

Not us. Them.

There is no cure for wokeness short of a global apocalypse level disaster.

They’ll already think that Hopefully what they’ll think is “thank god logic and wisdom prevailed and the woke idiots died off”

Wokeness is an Avengers level threat

@@HogW1ld385 if logic and wisdom prevailed, then the “woke idiots” would be in reference to evangelical Christians.

Nah they're both scary. 😅

Um... it literally made their heads explode. That was the joke.

They came to a moment of realization and it was their demise.

my body my choice!! unless you have a poison shot of some mystery liquid a doctor can give to you!

@@breewashere Except woke don't seem to be able to have moments of realizations, in fact they seem to avoid them like the plague, probably because what we saw in this masterpiece would happen if they stopped to actually think about logic.

The only thing that "unites" them is their hatred, that's why when they start fighting each other they always have to remind everyone that they all hate "heterosexual white male" to avoid them ripping each other apart. However history has shown time and time again that alliances held by hatred can never stand and fracture easily, we are seeing this more and more with the civil war between different feminist factions, who can't agree about what feminism is, the conflict between BLM and BLM Roots, who are fighting over who is the real BLM (basically fighting over the money they have no intention of using to help communities in need) and soo forth.

That's how I try to convert my Normie friends. I always recommend Sowell to them. Sowell and Friedman. Because I noticed they even attacked Peterson but Sowell is bulletproof. So he's the perfect entry level to wake people up.

Pretty good Rick accent too!

@@rhondaburnham8506 Kinda wished "Coral" would have been there!😅

Gad damn dude! I haven't gotten to that part of the show yet!

Pretty sure that’s Zoey from Left 4 Dead video game.

She is playing Claire Redfield from Resident Evil 2 Remake. She is a Brunette with her hair in a pony tail. It is the same jacket from the game.

It will be hate speech

"You're oppressing me!"

The Thomas Sowell book is beyond the pale.

Fear the woking ski

At this point people who don't agree with them simply existing and having a right to life is "inciting violence".

oh god, this Rick was perfect xD

@Mr. Awesome Where's CORAL? CORAL!!!!

All the references had me dying I also liked the foreshadowing of a certain asian guy getting a bat to the head from began.

Yup, just casually swallow a whole bottle of what's probably just melatonin within two seconds

For some reason, I thought that was Claire Redfield haha

I thought the girl was Claire from Resident Evil 2? Claire was a rescuer who also likes to hoard health packs, well I do when I played her in the video game. 🤣

@@salamander337 In Left4Dead all of the characters slam a whole bottle of pills at once - I think it's a way for the game to make a whole bottle of pills into a single item (and the pills-rattling-in-a-plastic-bottle sound is a very recognizable sound).

It wouldnt matter if they did. You think someone thats an ideologue will see this and have their whole world view changed? lol

"You're oppressing me" 💀⚰️

You assume that because as a Trumpster you can not fathom such possibilities with your small minded conservative brain, but us WOKE folks are capable of critical thinking and engaging in crushing debate with you fascist White colonizers who are now trying to destroy America. Thomas Sowell is a Token.

It's legitimately concerning that you would think anything in this video constitutes a valid argument against gender identity. Its a funny video but its based on a strawman argument taken from different places that don't represent the typical view of someone who isn't a bigot.

@@AlecSharratt101 k go cry elsewhere

Right?!?!😂

Totally inaccurate though. Woke leftists would never read Sowell or any other rational critic.

That was awesome!

Thomas Sowell IS the cure

@@nicoleking772 For defunding health system, yes. For sickness, no.

@@gengis737 Pay for your own 💩! You are not everyone's responsibility.

I love using "but silence is violence" if one of them doesn't like something I say.

Did you just assume that there is a universal morality that would be required to be morally right without morality just being a subjective opinion that we would not be able to justifiably use to cudgel our political opposition into silence? Because that would also be stating that there is a universal good and evil, and who are you to judge anyone for their actions? That is just an expression of power to allow your identity group to gain power and oppress other identity groups while you hide it under the guise of free speech. Therefore, I am going to cancel you for your misinformation and micro-aggression hate speech; and me doing this is definitely not exercising judgment on good or bad let alone going so far as to impose that judgment on you by disenfranchising you and threatening your livelihood because that would be discrimination and I am better than that, but not better in a universally true way, yet my moral superiority that is completely subjective because there is no universal good or evil is good enough to give me the moral grounds to cudgel you into submission.

'How can gender be real if it's a social construct?' isn't a contradiction though. Money is a social construct and is very much real, so they didn't really think that one through

@@theriflemaan because it's not a social construct. It's a biological inevitability. Money is a social construct because we could completely destroy it and we would still exist

@@theriflemaan They are basing it on "money illusion." Nominal value vs real value.

You did a great job.😇 You guys should do more of this.. perhaps make a series?🙏😇

Thank you! That would be fun.

NAILED IT!

For next time : "Carllll!" "Dad, I keep telling you, it's CATELYN now!"

Great job!

game accurate? you missed the point that wasnt health like in video-game, those were psych pills for anxiety, depression and such todays generations relays on them heavily

@@davidrowan7711 Still a nice nod to Left 4 Dead

@@davidrowan7711 consuming a whole jar of painkillers exactly like zoe did here is a big game mechanic in the iconic zombie shooter left 4 dead

@@1x1boop28 you can say that about about of games, it isn’t making a notion to videos games tho

@@davidrowan7711 literally the character who looks and is dressed like a character from the video game eats pills in the same iconic way that same iconic video game character eats pills and you're telling me that it has nothing to do with the video game. yeah right.

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