Daz Watches My Husband PUNISHES Me 

I hate how the word mommy and daddy has been sexualized so much that kids don’t even want to call their parents that anymore

Daz: "Spatulas can't be THAT bad?" *slaps himself with a spatula* Also Daz: "ThEy ShOuLd RoB bAnKs WiTh ThEsE!"

No one talking about how Daz absolutely slayed singing ✨ceiling tiddy on the walllll✨

6:31 lmao "CELING TITY ON THE WALL" "A CEILING TITY I HOPE IT DONT FALL"

I love how daz smacked himself with a spatula so us fans wouldn't have to. Daz never fails at making us all laugh.

14:09 ARE WE GONNA IGNORE HIM SAYING “when mummy is bad, daddy gets a spatula and puts it in my bum” IM ACTUALLY CRYING

my mom used to use kitchen spatulas to whoop my ass growing up i swearrrr. you said “it doesn’t hurt, does it?” and i immediately go yes, just for you to smack yourself with it ten seconds later 😂😂😂

11:51 “they should rob banks with these” HAD ME DYING 💀

We need a full version of Daz's single "Ceiling Titty" 😂😂😂😂😂

Video: *love don’t judge* Daz: oh I’m about to judge, I’ll be the judge jury and executioner 😂😂😂 Also the mummy I love u bit was golden😂😂😂

when daz said “spatulas don’t hurt….do they?” my childhood self was screaming “YES IT HURTS” 😂

this is definitely abuse disguised as ‘BDSM’. I’m getting vibes from her that she’s uncomfortable. I hope she’s okay

“They should rob banks with these” gave me the most amazing picture of guys in masks threatening bankers with kitchen utensils 😂😂 love it Daz never fail to make me laugh

Daz is so proud of being engaged. It's adorable

11:30 “spatula’s don’t hurt….do they?!” *proceeds to whack himself* “WOW tHey shOuLd roB baNkS wiTh theSe!” IS KILLING ME AHAHAHAHA

14:38 yes we use iffy all the time, and we already use shepherd's pie where im from in america lol i had some the other night.

Nah this is definitely abuse disguised as a “kink”. She’s clearly uncomfortable around him and scared.

The way he goes “they don’t…. Do they?” Makes me laugh every time

6:32 I WAS NOT EXPECTING THE “CELING TITT1E” And I looked behind me and I have those lights 😂😂😂😂😂

12:13 clearly you never been hit with a Wooden ruler on your hand , have same effect 🤣🤣

I feel like daz is the only reason I can still sit through 15-20 minute videos.

"the ceiling titty on the wall" had me in tears. Daz love your humor!!!

10:58 omg I love your reaction about the reality of that book existing or not 🤣

6:40 ceiling titty got me 😂

"Do they love minions or something?"There's no secret where all the cleaning products went during Covid." Daz Watches is my favourite thing ever 😂

Oh my this is gonna be hilarious 😂😂😂

I love how he randomly breaks out into song. “CEILING TITTY-“

Couples taking relationships to the next step seriously: Meanwhile daz: 6:48

let’s be honest, daz always puts a smile on our faces with all his content

The thing with this kind of kink in bdsm especially, is…there’s usually a point where the fantasy stops and everybody recollects/ground themselves back. And I…don’t see that here? Hm. Also Daz explaining how flimsy the spatula is and then realizing why it’s a mother’s weapon took me out. Lol

the way Daz entertains himself with his own jokes 🤣 6:30

12:00 every slavic kid knows

Can we take time to appreciate what daz does for us! ❤

The way daz’s mind jumps from one thing to another and ends up somewhere else is exactly how my mind works too. Always great laughs.

Yes, we've always said "Iffy". We also make Shepards pie, so you don't have that anymore either. 😂 Congrats on the engagement. You're such a great guy who deserves happiness.

“mission impossible spee-yiders” 😭 3:24 - Daz Black 2024

I would 100% unironically listen to the full version of Cieling Titty

As someone who's part of the bdsm community and a dom with a sub I must say that this.... doesnt really give enough context on the safety measures and the agreements of both parties. Bdsm isnt always about hitting someone if they break a rule. Some dom/sub relationships dont even do physical punishment. This relationship dynamic exists differently for everyone but on a basic level the sub wants to willingly give power to the dom and the dom in turn respects this transaction and keeps the sub safe. There are agreements and bounderies set before hand along with safewords and other possibly important things. So yes to one of his questions doms also follow rules set beforehand and if they break them its not good at all since its overcrossing boundaries. Dom/sub relationships are far more emotional from what ive seen. Again its different for everyone with different kinks and interests but its about trust, guidence, protection, safety, vulnerability and becoming closer to both your partner and yourself. Theres a lot more information online but i wanted to give a quick 2 cents here.

Omg the “Ceiling Titty” part had me snorting my smoothie out my nose laughing 🤣 And as a US citizen, I’ve been saying “iffy” my whole life (currently 31 yrs old) so I guess it is an American thing too 😅

I absolutely love Daz. Whenever I have a horrible day I go to one of his videos just to laugh P. S. I would not recommend trying to drink water while watching this

Can we take a moment to appreciate how Daz is like the Dad of RU-vid, his laugh is the most infectious thing ever 😭😂 The most genuine and lovely person on earth ❤️

11:44 not Daz hitting himself LMAO 😭😭😭

“They should rob banks with these”😂

Daz lost my mom 5 months ago, you are literally the only person who makes me genuinely smile. Thanks man

12:07: So many face expression in 2 seconds and then Daz turned into a crow. Lol

just by the title alone, we’re in for a treat with this one 😂

The way he whispered fu*k off at the spider is just hilarious 😂😂

"When mommy's bad daddy shoves the spatula up my bum" killed me🤣

Laughing at Daz’s comments throughout the video, but it’s his spatula demonstration that leaves me in tears on the floor. “They should rob banks with these.” No gun, no explosives, he is “The Spatula Robber”! “Put all of the 💰 In the bag or you’re getting a slap!” *Pulls out a spatula as teller and customers cower in terror.*🤣

I’m disturbed by this “love” situation. As someone who grew up with an abusive (“father figure”) parent and my mom being the “submissive” (aka the abused) it disturbed me to not only see it but to also almost see it as if it’s not being *normalized*. But what also disturbed me further is that there are also CHILDREN in the situation. They’re going to think that it’s ok to beat and “punish” the ones they care about in a form of love. I love dad and I love his videos they make me laugh, but I couldn’t laugh for too long on this one

We eat Shepard’s pie on US Navy ships 😂

"they should rob banks with these" had me crying 😭😭

i'm excited to see what daz thinks of this lol edit: 5:19 yeah...that's not a healthy relationship, especially in bdsm standards, like bdsm has consent involved and you don't plaster "my partner controls me" over every empty surface in your household. also, sometimes couples switch between being dom and sub. bdsm is not all punching each other and being FUCKING CRAZY.

11:36 I thought Daz was gonna stand up and spank himself 😂

my mom's name is Linda so everytime you yell Linda, so yells "WHAT?," it is the funniest thing ever.

14:35 I say iffy, eat crumpets and Shepards pie and I’m canadian😭😂

6:32 JACK BLACK?!

So glad to have you back! ❤️ As someone who takes part in “alternative lifestyles”, I don’t see anything wrong with two consenting adults agreeing to have a dom/sub dynamic. However once there are children in the household, I believe a great amount of discretion should be used. My husband and I may be into some off the wall things but we don’t need our children (or a television crew) to know about it. And that poor spider! Daz, you don’t need to swat them! 🤣

12:08 “fackkkkkkkk” that had me laughing my head off 😭🤣 We live laugh love Daz ❤️

I lost it at "...the nerve!" 😂😂😂😂 M.I. Spee-iders.

3:19. Did he just refference megamind? Oh it’s so good to have this man back!

Daz is 10x funnier at 11pm. Love Daz Black honestly Also when he said 'they should rob banks with these'

Facebook- where sentences begin....but never finish! 😂 "Oh i'm so sad" "You ok lovely?" .....

"MISSION IMPOSSIBLE SPEEOOIIDERSS" 😂😂 also the "THE CEILING TITTY"😂😂

Their basement made me realise just how entertaining Daz reacting to extreme couponers would be

Watching Daz hitting himself with a spatula not knowing how much they hurt is hilarious 😂😂 Balkan kids have traumas from them, our moms use them for more than just cooking😂

Congratulations Daz! So happy for you! I also got engaged! It’s wonderful finding love! 😊😇

“MiSsIoN iMpOsSiBlE sPeEiDeRs” had my dying 😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣

11:28 Daz they hurt like a b.... I know from experience, unfortunately. Mom broke two of them on me 😅

I just love the way daz takes every chance he gets to rub in our face that hes engaged

daz: "MISSION IMPOSSIBLE SPI-YI-DERS" 😂

9:37 😂😂😂😂😂

damn, that spider just wanted to be in the video🤣3:00

My dad passed away last week and I've been rushing from country to country and finally had his funeral today. I'm in exrutiating pain and feel total disassociation as he was my only family member. I'm hoping watching this video will soothe me even momentarily

0:36 I ENDED UP WITH LAB EXPERIMENTS 😭😭😭😂😂😂 same daz same

Okay daz I see you with the engagement ring!!! He said RIZZLER✨

5:46. In the netherlands we have a quote that said. Het leven is hard maar de voorkant van een trein is altijd harder. Wich translates to. Life is hard, but the front of a train is always harder

I saw someone with your merch today, and it actually made me really happy, I watched you a lot when I was growing up and going through a lot of stuff and it just made me smile because you’ve helped me so much and seeing someone wearing your merch means that they are happier because of you. Thank you for everything you do and words can’t explain the help and support you provide for all of us. Thank you Daz 💕☕️

Daz always makes me laugh out loud even when I'm feeling low. He and his work are truly medicine for the soul 🖤

I love how Daz always bursts out laughing before finishing the joke, always has me in stiches! Love you Daz

When daz had to hit himself with the spatula to see if it hurt I was like “bro that spatula was my childhood” 😅

12:21 brown kids learned years ago daz😂💀

It is good to see that Daz is finally happy in a relationship.

Me and my wife love you Daz! YOU bring a laugh to us at every video! I wish we could go to your live tour but sadly can't afford it. YOU ROCK DUDE!!!!

Did nobody notice the writing in the corner at 9:49 “I’m 23 in love with a 57 year old trans women”😂

Son: "DADDD!!!! Where has mum gone?????" Dad: "She is sitting in the corner because she dropped a cup of water!"

did anyone else hear daz fart at 3:48 T^T i died laughing idek if thats what the noise was but it sounded like it

Daz has clearly never been smacked with a wooden spoon

Hi daz, so glad your okay and healing from the survival 2. I'm so proud of everything you accomplished and wish to meet you one day. You saved my life in my hardest moments!!!!!! Your an amazing person and we love and appreciate you more than you know 🖤🖤

11:16 THISE ARE NOT KIDS BOOKS 😭

Love Daz watches always brings a smile to my face, Daz was hilarious with his comments on this one! Please do more Daz Watches!!!

"we only got shepherds pie and crumpets left" it might seem crazy what im bout to say

"they should rob banks with these-" was such a good line lmaoooo, keep up the good work daz you always know how to make me smile! tysm for making videos like this, i always find them great! :))

With Daz already disliking all that daddy stuff, this video recommendation was a huge W.

As the great CinnamonToastKen says, "Love Don't Judge...But WE do!!" XD Daz finding out spatulas hurt made me laugh so much. XD

The way the husband was looking off like he was detached from everything and how she kept looking at him for approval almost after everything seems like the husband is abusive and after 15 years made it where the whole family is brainwashed

I love how Daz just goes off to the side all the time talking about day-to-day crap 😂

I love how Daz was more judgemental of their color design and cleaning supply inventory than their relationship dynamic and also hit himself with a spatula, so that we don’t have to. It’s good to be back. 😆

I’ve been struggling with finals this week and daz’s laugh just make everything better 😌

Daz never fails to make me laugh when I’m feeling down😂❤