It all started with a nice donations challenge...but then someone lost their kid at Target. Things escalate from there. www.desertbus.org Uploaded by the Desert Bus Video Strike Team
Here is the entire Target Kids saga, courtesy of Mike Buland ( twitter.com/xagafinelle ) from the DB Tech Team: $6.90 - help i forgot my son at target and now he is gone $5.01 - I found this kid at target $6.90 - We found this kid in Target we might keep 'em $5.00 - I'm a kid who got lost in target, is this my new parent? $6.90 - Lady Atarka feeling nice $7.99 - Verified Frustrated Target Employee $6.90 - The Target Child Collection Consortium $6.90 - Pressing X around Target to find Jason $6.90 - Buying pretzels for the kids lost in target $6.69 - I found this crate of Live Bees in a Target? $6.90 - These kids couldn't manage a Target - CM Punk $6.90 - The children forming a primitive society in Target $6.90 - Anyone remember when target had personal pan pizzas? ….nice. $6.90 - Listen to me, I have the Target Conch $7.99 - Verified Overthrown Target Employee $5.02 - the Target children in: Lord of the Bullseyes $6.90 - Aus Target isn't affiliated with NA Target despite having the same logo $6.90 - Welcome To Target of the Flies! $6.90 - The children have begun hunting Target employees $6.90 - Target has been taken over by the uncollected lost kids $6.90 - I've never been to target before, is it usually like this?! $13.37 - The Offspring Write A Song About Your Target $9.11 - Hello, Fire Brigade? The Target's on fire! $6.90 - Unattended child in target featured in 6 letter video app $6.96 - All Target Kids are employable. Some are more employable than others. $6.90 - When you are starting to understand the concept of DB - Nice grok $6.96 - Can the target kids invade twitter please $6.90 - Target kids go viral on internet - Nice TikTok $6.90 - Taking cover in Target’s CVS harmacy $10.00 - This is why Target banned Pokemon cards! $6.90 - I'm making a milk run to Target. You want anything? $6.90 - When StarForce only has 147 days to save Earth from the Gammalons: Nice Desslock $6.90 - Is the kids at target the next riverdale ep? $10.00 - Top 10 things you DON'T know about the Target Kids $7.77 - The Target kids have unionised $6.90 - Oh great, the Target Kids just discovered anime $6.90 - Explaining the Ending to the Target Kids Movie. $15.00 - Target Kids Apocalypse Ending Explained [NOT CLICKBAIT] $6.90 - The Target Kids are demanding better living conditions $5.00 - Talking Shop: Memoirs of a Target Kid $6.90 - Some guy named Frank West just arrived on the roof at Target. $5.02 - Retail Genesis Targetgelion $6.90 - When the Target kids put stuff on the shelves $6.90 - These KIDS took over a TARGET?? (real) $6.90 - Attention survivors, Target Corporate is sending help. Stay calm! $5.01 - the pinkertons have invaded the target kids labor movement $5.00 - The target kids have drawn first blood $6.90 - The Bee Movie but its in Target and theres kids instead of bees $9.60 - The Target Kids have found the Trenchcoats and are infiltrating our society $6.90 - Target Kids 2: The Siege of Chuck E Cheese $5.00 - When you start a new long-term memorable length of global time. $9.99 - Kids Take Over a Target - Ending Explained $6.90 - When you have kept your Target apron clean this whole time $6.90 - Where are the target kids now? You wont believe $5.00 - Kids use Target as practice for Best Buy $6.90 - Actor signs as negotiator for Target Kids 2 (Kevin Pollak) $10.00 - When TKs negotiations have reached a standstill, Nice Deadlock $5.10 - In The 10th Target Kids They Will Go To Space $5.00 - Pumped Up Kicks - the E true Hollywood story of the Target Kids $5.00 - See What the target kids look like now [Not CB] $6.90 - Disguising myself to infiltrate the target kids $6.69 - Target Kids (Disparaging) $6.90 - Target Cinematic Universe - Phase 1 Release Dates $6.90 - The Target Kids are staging a coup $6.90 - when the Target kids refill the shelves $6.90 - The TKs have found the big coats, they could be any one of us! $6.90 - Target kids crossover with MCU - Nice Ragnarok $5.00 - Year 4, Target Era: ... $6.90 - When you're enjoying an undersea documentary $10.00 - How do you do, fellow Target Kids? $5.00 - TKs have taken over Target HQ and own Target now. $5.02 - The Target Kids have re-opened Zellers $6.90 - Only KB-toys could have stopped the TKs! $9.88 - The Home Depot Teens send Envoy to Target Kids $5.69 - Target Kids demands you won't believe! (GONE WRONG) $5.00 - Not 3 TKs in a trenchcoat $6.90 - The ex alderm'n has called in the girl's courts for help with TKs. $6.90 - The TKs have risen Elizabeth from the dead to usher in a new era of darkness. $6.90 - 3 TKs in a coat get elected to Congress $7.99 - Verified Target Kid (not a pinkerton) $5.01 - Help I lost my kid at Target $6.90 - Lost eye at Target. Needed a DVD of The Meg. Worth it. $6.90 - Target Kids begin shortselling Target $5.00 - Is Target the new Riverdale? $6.90 - TK/ Target Kids/ You know them well/ They're finally back/ to fight retail $5.00 - the TKs are using Legoes as caltrops oh god $6.90 - TK formalize agreement to secede from Union $6.90 - When a Target Kid is following you at night $6.90 - Target kids have formed a new religion $5.00 - The 'nsburg girlscouts joined the TK HELP $5.00 - The Target Kids have attacked Menards! $6.90 - The Target Kids have found the alternate universe $6.90 - Epic Target Kid Ipdate! Sponsored by Raid Shadow Legends $6.90 - Help I lost my kid TO Target $6.90 - My kid ran away to join the TK Cult $6.90 - The TKs have reached Downing Street $6.90 - Target Kid Parody Account $6.90 - TargetKids have been admitted into the G8 to replace Russia $5.00 - "How to lose" my kid at Target $6.90 - TKs vow they will not stop, for they have God and Anime on their side $10.00 - Target kids now aiming for a Science Victory $5.00 - The TKs got into a Michaels and are making glitter bombs $6.90 - I was once a Target Kid: the shocking true story $6.90 - TKs announce plans to recruit teens $6.90 - the TKs now believe the color red makes things faster $6.90 - TKs abandoned the siege of Waffle House. $5.00 - Target Kids have overthrown the monarchy $6.90 - 3 TK kids in trenchcoat appointed UN president. $6.90 - Target kids create boy band (New Kids on the Block) $5.01 - TKs have now converted 10% of the planet to paperclips $6.90 - The TKs have begun a ritual to usher in a new era of darkness. $9.99 - Chris Pratt signs on to lead TK Movie $6.90 - help my kid's back from target and I'm afraid $6.90 - TKCult now more popular religion than Scientology $6.90 - TK has manufactured weapons and is making demands $6.90 - TKs have found the cutlery. Things are escalating. $6.99 - TKs have liberated Starbucks. Now heavily caffeinated $16.90 - Leaked footage from inside the Target (shocking) $5.00 - Target branch of Starbucks Furry Union pledges support to Target Kids cause $6.90 - "The Swirling Wheel of TKs: Be Not Afraid" $6.90 - I was a Target Kid and escaped. (Real Story) $6.90 - TK acquire nuclear materials from RadioShack $5.00 - Target Kids launching lunar research mission $6.90 - TK science victory stymied by military campaign $5.00 - TK begin saddling Coin-operated warhorses outside $6.90 - "I Lost My Child At Target" Grieving Mother Tells-All $6.90 - TK’s have learned to harness the Warp $6.90 - Target Teens ON THE STREET: An art installation in six parts $5.00 - Tonight on 60 minutes: The TK Kids $5.00 - Target Kids are building a SPACESHIP! $6.90 - The TKs have found the undiluted Icee concentrate $5.00 - TK now have WMD $5.00 - The Target Kids have summoned Lavos $6.90 - 10 tips to taking over Target(for kids): You won't believe number 5! $10.00 - Biblically Accurate Target Kids $6.90 - One of the TK kids has died of dysentery $6.90 - TK-421 is not at his post at Target $6.90 - When a Target Kid follows you at night $6.90 - TK President expands courts, appoints more TKs $6.90 - The Tarket Kids are growing restless. Do not encourage them. $5.00 - TKs rumored to have nuclear arsenal $6.90 - 1 hour of retro Target security footage (with commercials) $6.90 - Canadian Tire Kids send envoy to join TK $5.00 - Breaking: TK have control of global satelite network $6.90 - Target Kids have minted their own currency $6.90 - TK Religion found to be true!? (SHOCKING) $6.90 - help the TKs have started playing some game called Desert Bus $5.00 - TK Cult has slayed the ender dragon! $6.90 - TKs weighing acquisition offer from Musk $5.00 - Target Kids For Hope about to reach 152nd hour $5.00 - WHO LET THE TK'S ON THE DAWN GUARD MINECRAFT SERVER! THEY TAMED THE CREEPERS! $13.80 - TK exploded into the Rivervale universe $6.90 - TKs control land, air, and sea. Will they conquer space? $9.69 - TKs have gained critical mass, experiment successful $10.00 - The TKs have started drilling into the Earth $5.00 - Warner Brothers acquires rights to Parents of the Mall TK prequel $6.90 - TKs contemplating philosophy in the vicinity of Alpha Centauri $6.90 - TKs have splintered into religious sects are waging crusades $6.90 - Target Kids have become the Elden Lord $5.69 - TK now Princesses of Auto and Britain, more to fall soon $6.90 - Sean Bean to narrate Target Kids movie $5.00 - The TK's have gained TK powers and are having a psychic tantrum $10.00 - UN announces sanctions on the Target Kids $6.90 - When losing your kid at Target incites a riot. $6.90 - "TK Diplomat: Our words are backed by NUCLEAR WEAPONS" $5.00 - All rise for the Target Kids Anthem! $6.90 - Target Kids summon Exodia $6.90 - TK have completed research of Tesla Coils $6.90 - 2022: a TK Odyssey $6.90 - Target kids inspire others around globe, giant tiger and Spirit Halloween fall $5.00 - The TK are building working Gundams $6.90 - TKs have begun the Human Instrumentality Project $5.00 - What is a Target but a miserable pile of kids $5.00 - TK KIDS HAVE ACHIEVED COLD FUSION!!!! $5.00 - Target Kids sign over likeness rights to Desert Bus staff in Movie Deal CONTINUED IN REPLY
$6.90 - TK establish Space Force - Elon offers Starlink as peace offering $6.90 - When you're appropriately dressed to start painting $17.76 - TKs the real reason there's no kids in 17776 $5.69 - TK kids become the 8th and 12th Jugheads $11.11 - Elon Musk tries to win over TKs with memes, gets mauled $6.90 - TK require more Vespene Gas $6.90 - TK secure stockpiles of Melange, send ultimatum to Emperor $6.90 - Kids! Kids this is a target. $6.90 - The TK have taken over the Best Buy $6.90 - BREAKING: First Target Kid Lands on Mars $6.90 - Dan Bell: Abandoned: Original TK Location $6.90 - Target really does have everything huh $6.90 - TKs successfully defend Reach from Covenant forces $6.90 - TKs are ALREADY half Xehanort $5.00 - Target Kids set off 3rd Impact $6.90 - Help I've been conscripted by the Target Kids $6.90 - TKs have attained Bankai, Sage Form and Third Gear. $5.00 - Real maiden less behavior coming out of Target $6.90 - Coastal Wizards spotted defending from Target Kids $6.90 - TK Maxx denies ALL culpability, locks doors $5.00 - TKs have cast Scheherazade $6.90 - live with Steve Buscemi as he is sent to infiltrate the target kids $6.90 - Micro TKs found in human blood $6.90 - TKs have begun trade negotiations with Cuba $10.00 - Target Kids reading "Mortal Engines," adding treads to store foundation $6.90 - Kids Bop shows support for TK $6.90 - TKs have collected 5 chaos emeralds, 4 dragon balls; seeking leads on rest. $5.00 - Target Kids have captured the Elder Scroll of Chim $5.00 - NYTimes Bestseller: Chicken Soup for the Target Kids Soul $6.90 - TK's have achieved universal paperclips $5.00 - TK have declared open war on Kids Incorporated $5.00 - Minting the nfTK $6.90 - Get in the Eva, Target Kid! $6.90 - TKs pronounce "Lance of Longinus" THAT way $5.69 - Target Kids finish development of orbital lasers $6.90 - TK have connected to the morphing grid $10.00 - TKs have discovered the EVE Gate $5.01 - TKs dial eighth chevron, head to Pegasus galaxy. $5.00 - To combat TKs, Walmart has begun conscription $6.90 - TKs introduce new ad: 1-877-TARG-4-KIDS $6.90 - TK have found a stargate and activated the 9th chevron $5.00 - In the grim darkness of the far future, there are only... TARGET KIDS. $6.90 - TK anthem carried by the under 6 vote: Kars4Kids $6.90 - TKs midichlorians are off the charts! $12.12 - TKs attain rank of Jedi Master $4.20 - plants grow in ruins of Original Target. nature is healing $5.01 - New Kids of Target have splintered off from Target Kids $6.90 - Where were the TKs when the westfold fell?!? $5.00 - TK have now founded the Target Kid World Order $6.90 - TK's promoted to assistant manager $6.90 - TKs have executed Order 66 $6.90 - The Reapers have arrive to harvest TKs $6.90 - TK have built the T Virus $6.90 - TKs making the mother of all omelettes here, Jack $13.37 - TKs changed when the FIre Nation Attacked $6.90 - TK kids defeat Tzeentch, create new chaos god $6.90 - TK warrior cats readers begin conscripting feline population $10.00 - The TK timeline is a Jeremy Bearimy variant $5.00 - Canadian TV airs commercials warning kids about the dangers of the TKCult $10.00 - TK President has claimed The One Ring, Mordor capitulates. $6.90 - TKs have begun space exploration leaving earth in ruins $10.00 - TKs invent psychohistory to preserve civilization $5.00 - TK first civilization to begin building Dyson Sphere $6.90 - Werner Herzog exclusive TK clothingline $6.90 - The Target Kids are dueling over the Rose Bride $5.69 - Tk find fish statue, says it will help them auspiciously $6.69 - Massive Paperclip Appears in Skies Above Target $6.90 - The Target Kids have found a Stand Arrow in sporting goods $25.00 - Arizona tallboys still $1 despite TK-induced econ collapse $5.00 - Are you there God, it's us, Target Kids. $6.90 - TK have built the T Virus $7.00 - Tk kids irl codename kids nextdoor $6.99 - Child exiled for pronouncing it tar-jey $6.90 - TKs officially designate all adults as “Alexas” $6.90 - The TK finally made it to the Basement! $5.00 - TKs devolve into civil war over who's dad would win in fight $5.00 - TKs lost to blind child known as Melon Lord $6.90 - TK lights the beacon, and Rohan has answered $5.00 - target employee finally able to clock out $6.90 - Glory to TKs $6.90 - TKs have collected all the chaos emeralds $5.00 - TKs successfuly contain Kugelblitz $5.00 - TKs are working towards The Rejoining. $6.90 - TKs finds the nine artefacts of Vulkan. Proclaimed Forgefather. VULKAN RETURNS! $5.00 - TK Earth: Mostly Harmless $10.00 - TKs discover necromancy, resurrect Blockbuster $6.90 - TKs have been seen entering orbit of the moon! $6.90 - Warhammer Four TKs $5.00 - Rogue TK is lost and can't find the park exit $6.90 - TKTKTKTKTKTKTKTKTKTKTKTKTKTKTKTKTKTKTKTKTKTKTKTKTKTKTKTKTKTKTKTKTKTKTKTKTKTKTKTK $5.00 - TK has wares, if you have Capri Sun $6.90 - TKs demand to see your RedCard. $6.90 - Tks Discover Sub-Ocean $6.90 - TKs invent time travel to save original TK $6.90 - TK kids don't believe Night Watch can get to 400K. $5.00 - First Target Kids return home. Nature is healing. $6.90 - TK announces French division, l'Enfants Targét $5.00 - TKs have opened Laplace's Box $6.90 - TKs make a second, smaller target for their economy $6.90 - I've been out of town, what happened to the Target? $6.90 - The TKs returned Meridia’s Beacon $6.90 - 4 dads appear through a portal in search of their Target Kids $5.69 - That's no Moon, that's the TK Space Station $6.90 - TKs invade Snorsh, leave with new weagle pets $5.00 - "Please Target Kids....I miss my wife" $6.90 - Glory to TKs $5.00 - TK complete dyson sphere in vacuum section. $5.00 - Target Kids survive punch from Saitama $5.00 - TK to broadcast performance of The King in Yellow worldwide $6.90 - Tar-Jay faction has claimed the border provinces beside VV Boutique $6.90 - TK unites all social media into one unit: T-witter $6.90 - TKs partner with DK $6.90 - Travis Konecny of the Philly Flyers elected mascot of TKs $6.90 - TKs have found a water chip, now returning to Vault 13 $6.90 - TKs finally have all 3 journals $6.00 - Normal Tarket Kids go on Normal Walk $10.00 - Miniaturized TKs replicate until Grey Goo is achieved $6.90 - The Tks and the Hot Topic kids have begun the ritual $5.00 - The TKs have emancipated themselves $6.90 - my favorite part was when TK said “it’s Targin time” And then they targ $6.90 - TKs have seen a monolith in the region of Jupiter $6.90 - Remaining Target Kids declare ceasefire and nap time. $5.00 - TKs found Telesto in a corner of the store. $6.90 - Target Kids. Targets kids never change $6.90 - TK initiate Project Meteor $6.90 - It's all true, I was the Target manager $5.00 - TK distribute 'Weird Ring VHS' $5.00 - Graham Stark Survives Cancer, Dies Laughing $6.90 - TKs defeat The Reapers, take Citadel $100.00 - TKs create Skynet $600.00 - For those about to enter Target, we salute you $6.90 - X-37B returns after 900 days. TKs delighted with results $6.90 - Rene Philipe Target wanders in from the 2404-05 Maple Leafs $6.90 - TK discovered Kamino. Begins Attack of the Clones. $5.00 - Original target kid purges all target kids. $6.90 - TK insists his dad who works at Nintendo is on his way to pick them up $6.90 - I used to be a TK like you. Then I took an arrow to the knee $6.90 - TKs launch generation ship and launch to Alpha Centauri $6.90 - Rogue TK faction kidnaps original TK after safe return $6.90 - CM PUNK DROPS NEW GRIPE BOMB ON TK. SMALL CHILD BITTEN BY GROWN MAN $6.69 - Guys there in the building, the moon is falling to tk $5.69 - TKs reestablish Canadian branch $5.00 - TK Time Travelers locate OG TK, parents found $10.00 - TKs reach 400k in number, the end is nigh $6.90 - Rumors of upcoming war between TK and Teen Girls on the Street $5.00 - TKs discover Alpha Halo, initiate containment protocol $6.90 - TKs discover bulk barn candy section, world at standstill $6.90 - A TK wakes up, 40 years old, next to Suzanne Pleshette. $5.00 - TK’s pay 8 life and would like a copy of Shaharazad $6.90 - TKs demand that they are brought the blue pages $5.00 - TK have entered The Dreamlands $5.00 - Target Kids: A part of our heritage $5.00 - TK shot first. $6.90 - The TK are about to form Voltron!!! Send Help! $6.90 - Target turns back into a Dollar General $15.00 - Sing, goddess, the wrath of the Target Kids $10.00 - It’s fun to rag o Target but they have low prices and great prices :) $6.90 - The TK Haderach discovers the Golden Path. $6.90 - TK Wins Holy Grail War. Wishes all children to home $6.90 - TKs declare One Piece is real $5.00 - Urborg: The Target of Magic The Gathering $5.00 - TK achieves warp 10 becomes salamander $5.00 - TK starts new Blaseball team $5.00 - The Eye of Thundara gave TK sight beyond sight $6.90 - TK THREATENS THE DALEKS. EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE! $69.69 - Please everyone hydrate after TK tales $5.00 - TKs have found Telesto. $6.90 - 12-year-old girl leading army of Target Kids across France Thank you everyone!
I think you're missing some, I believe the third one should actually be "$5.02 - Just keep him" Followed by "$6.99 - can you bring my son up to the customer service desk thank you" Then "$5.00 - He's your problem now" And after "$5.00 - I'm a kid who got lost in target, is this my new parent?" I think it should be "$5.02 this is not my son it is a teddy ruxpin doll"
I was also there live. As it was wrapping up, I had legitimately no idea how long it had lasted. I was trying to figure out if it had been 30 minutes or 2 hours and I had absolutely no idea.
This was my first desert bus, and seeing this live is when I really understood all the comments people make about DB's indecipherable memes. Glorious. Absolutely glorious.
Oh god, so I didn’t get to watch this live and was confused by it all DB, I’m going in blind and wasn’t expecting it to be an hours worth of content. Wish me luck everyone, I’ll see you on the other side.
This is made so much more confusing given that about three other memes are simultaneously occurring 😂 the nice -awks, the number jokes, the music bits 😂 utter chaos!
