DB2023 - Rosewatta Stone 

Ahhhh, its back. One of the best Desert Bus traditions.

I love how Mox Jet’s rules text turns into Tuberculosis, because, when writing it’s ability out in plain text, the Tao symbol becomes “T” and the add black symbol becomes “B” so written out it’s just “T B”.

I will never get tired of Rosewatta Stone, I could watch a weeklong desert bus of just this.

Fun fact: Rosewatta Stone is how I found Desert Bus.

Favourite by far was the year with Jacob going “What is HAPPENING?!?”

Yes! You all are awesome for doing this!

Man this segment felt like 5 minutes, and that's a compliment! MtG Rosewatta Stone segments are always enjoyable, and a classic staple of Desert Bus

Very Wide!

Loved the Pinkie Pie one.

This is always one of my favorite segments! And that's hard to choose from.

St. James beach in Cape Town is also beach pool, and Muizenberg beach has a water slide with a pool, for some reason. Thus the twain continue to meet.

I NEED a button that says your mother gets +1 +1

I love these, they're so hilarious!

"Your mom gets +1/+1" is the ultimate insult.

“You know who *else* gets +1/+1 !?”

The classic Oh that Mana Vault probably read "T: Add CCC" which became "T: 300" because Roman numerals In the same vein that Mox Jet probably had "T: Add B" which then became tuberculosis

The Beach Witch Society needs to be copyrighted stat!

The Aerobie to aeropress is really just that the inventor is the same guy, he also sold the company recently

"No fire hazard - My life" needs to become a wholesome based meme to counter the This Is Fine meme.

Graham saying Robo Rosewatta now makes me want someone to make cards like Robo Rosewater while only feeding the algorithm Rosewatta Stone cards. I want to see this chaos unfold…

Actually Matt, ive been to a pool at the beach

I was always up for Zeta shift and dawnguard so i was never around to see ian drive, was he always this erratic?

I would personally argue that playing pool at the beach is not considered “beach pool” as being at the beach does not inherently affect how the game is played. Beach volleyball is different as you’re moving across sand, which affects your movement.

I honestly believe that Robo Rosewater is how WOTC comes up with the Universes Beyond cards and slap an IP on the cards

Walmart?????

To be fair, you _do_ want to go very wide before playing Biorhythm.