Dead Cells... but explained on crack. 

Hand of the King didn't used to be the final boss, but the boss that *used* to be the final boss still gave you the first boss cell. This is why less people have beaten the Hand of the King than have gotten the first boss cell.

Dead Cells just constantly switches between killing enemies in 1 hit and "Well fuck, the easiest enemy around is now a miniboss!"

as a person who tried to defeat 5 BSC with cursed sword and dying in the last stage before the boss i can confirm that dead cells is a wonderful game which will make you slam your head to the wall ten times per run

I demand the "explain with insults" version

"Every new player seems to miss this *+15% damage* bit at the top" when i first started playing i missed the extra health bit

I just wanted a relaxing game of dead cells before bed. Accidentally failed to die and somehow beat a handful of new bosses. Now my heart rate is up, time for sleep.

As someone who has gotten to and beaten 5 Boss Stem Cells (the hardest difficulty) i can confirm that everything in this video is 100% true, it really is like slamming your head against the wall until you eventually figure out how to actually do stuff well as well as not dying in a few hits, ahahaha. Good Luck to all attempting the daunting task of 5 Boss Stem Cells. (current number of attempts are more than 700) Edit: now more than 800 attempts

I'm on 5bc and I got to the spoiler boss today. I didn't think I need this guide but wow I didn't know playing with my feet was viable I'll try it out in my next run Edit: I finally beat it :)

When you've never played this game or heard of it but you watch it cuz windette somehow is just that good and funny

0:30 Here is your answer as someone who has been playing since patch 0.3 It's possible because way back when, before the game went like 1.0 but also still had the boss cells mechanic implemented, the kind people at (game studio formerly known as motion twin) just went: *screw it, you keep your prior data intact, meaning you keep your boss cells that you earned too* however, at the time, the way you got boss cells was from beating the respective bosses in game. Each boss at the time: *the incomplete one* currently known as the concierge, conjunctivius not conjunctivitis, the assassin currently known as the time keeper and the hand of the king who is the hand of the king and one of the last bosses to be implemented before 1.0 is highly likely the reason why more people have the first boss cell than have beaten the hand of the king. The concierge is significantly easier to beat and get to than the himbo at the end of a run.

_Jackie,_ *ONE MORE THING* SOMETIMES, IF YOU'RE REALLY LUCKY, YOU'LL GET A *colorless* _silver_, item or a _*_LEGEN_*_ __-wait for it-__ _*_DAIRY_*_ _GOLDEN_ ITEM both of which DON'T CARE ABOUT BEING A COLOR BECAUSE IT'S TOO COOL TO CARE ABOUT THEM AND AUTOMAGICALLY SWAP TO YOUR HIGHEST COLOR AND GAINS THOSE BUFFS! *Legendary is even more smooth by gaining from your two highest stats, putting them together and getting the entire total that way. So, if you've got 10 green and 4 purple and 2 red it will have 14 scrolls backing its strength.*

"How to get good"-Windnette

I love how much care they give to this game, updates They regularly update the game and always make me come back to it.... WAIT A FUCKING SECOND I WATCHED THIS VIDEO

i had been playing dead cells for about a year before i found windette an i found him cause of hollow knight i was so excited when i realised he does deadcells

Me who will probably never play this game: *Ah yes, interesting*

1:52 Calling Golems "avoid at all cost bois" Is the truest thing I've heard all year

You really deserve more recognition and I absolutely love your content laugh my self silly every time

I think the reason why there are more people that got their first boss cell than people who beat the HOTK is because the game's progression was different in previous patches.

3:42 *the MASSIVE FUCKING SCYTHE*

My day was fine thank you.

I love how you don't even have to know or even have had to have heard of whatever game is being explained in order for this series/style of videos to be entertaining. I just love the chaotic energy that is comedy.

5:00 Fucking hollow knight music? I mean I love you.

1:55 HEY! You take that back. Shantae is awesome...

i totally needed this guide to get back to dead cells since i had a mental breakdown on how shante gets me everytime i am in the spoiler area and still kills me even tho i already no hit spoiler boss while beating him for the first time (cuz i only had enough health to stand up and not tank damage)

I wanna get into dead cells and i get this notification . Its a sign from the gaming gods

Them edits be top tier.

I think at this point you're just going to make guide and explain every hard games that players have to smash their head over and over to git gud at

at the end of a failed run I am sure you will feel "Hollow"

1. Oh wow, 7 minutes ago 2. More peeps have bc achievement because you always get the cells regardless of custom mode, so you always get the achievement or else you never will. Basically, they beat the game using custom mode the first time and got a forced achievement

some custom mode options disable achievements but they don't disable "absorb X boss cell" achievements

Damn this video came out the literal day i got dead cells

4:49 “BONUS STAGES” you quite literally became a hell priest from doom eternal

I haven’t played dead cells

Ok this is epic

This is some of the best content I've seen in a while

I always try to save the first green scroll for as long as possible, to get the most out of the +70% hp boost

I was just wondering what game winddette will explain in insults next Then i saw this God really blessed me cause i play dead cells too

Underrated your editing is just epic

The fact that i figured out the scrolls thing myself make me feel smart

Love the collection of dead cells music over the top of the hornet footage and the bench room

If you beat the hand of the king with a thing from the guy under the ground to the left of the door that lets you go into the clothing area and arena it doesn't reward you with a boss cell, I learned this the hard way.

Hahaha - great video! Today, I was extremly frustrated because I died so many times trying to reach 2 BC. Thank you very much for making me laugh and for cheering me up :) That is exactly what I needed! DAMN this game is hard!

Just found this and I love the channel already

you've made me interested in this game

that poggers moment when your favourite HK youtuber is now on the DC bandwagon.. welcome dude, you're gonna hate it here :)

It's nice to see more dead cells content, great video

These are nice vids, makes me happy :>

I thought I was having deja vu the entire time I was watching this and then I read the description lol

Godlike explanation, that way you can really learn the game and also the little factors that often go unexplained (like what to do with scrolls that don't help your main color) while also *ahaing* a lot Good job!

I have never actually played this but your content is funny no matter what game :D

That moment you beat the game on your first run and can’t do it again

Well made review. Absolutely loving dead cells so far. Nothing feels better than getting just a little further in a biome or finding a new setup

This video actually get me back into Dead Cells, thank you !

Genuinely funny and informative. Earned my sub!

2:42 fucking hilarious for no reason

This channel is criminally underrated

“Begin the sacrifices” always catch me off guard 🤣🤣🤣

havent even watched the video, but the nice channel logo in the bottom left corner on the video thumbnail grabbed my attention. looks official and distinct from all the other thumbnails :) its kind of like when u see the vevo logo on a music video you know its the real deal.

Subscribed, I like ya style, keep it up, I've been debating on dead cells for a while, so thanks for convincing me to buy

3:58 BEGIN

Working on 5BSC and I gotta say, this is a fantastic video for folks new to the game. People not used to roguelikes/roguelikes might not be able to figure this stuff out on their own (IMO roguelikes teach you how to spot the right strategies in any game) and it's really critical. Nicely done!

hey windette. just wanted to let you know I like your videos, and they're probably some of my most replayed

1.Get Mutliple nocks bow 2.Pick Barbed tips 3.Oh look,everything dies so fast now!

A friend sent me this....and you had me at "dark souls simulator" , ty for sharing this game , I shall get it for sure xD

Now I want @Windette to cover a Shantae game!

dead cells really is a prime example of "the only permanent upgrade you get is the knowledge you retain"

This entire video is a fucking acid trip and I love it so much

I haven't played this game in 1 or 2 years so thank you so much for reminding me why I love it so much! I used to be super good at it but now it's been a while lol! I might just play it this weekend!! thanks! and this was hilarious!!! I loved the wobbly voice bits; they cracked me up!!!🤣🤣🤣

I've never heard of Dead Cells until today, and now I need to play Dead Cells.

The speed a run goes from "JESUS CHRIST HOW THE FUCK AM I ALIVE" to "i am olkber, the god of death, nothing will come near me and survive" after you get a good legendary or modifier combo is the reason i love this game

Ah yes the don't get hit 5head

The editing on this is beautiful.

For the scrolls that dont have your preferred colour, you should actully put as much stats into one of them instead if more HP, it's not going to make a difference in the later boss cells and legendary weapons will combine your 2 highest stats for it's damage, for example if you have 5 red 17 purple and 2 green, the legendary item would see you as having 22 stats

I don't know what just happened but I immediately subscribed

Thank you, i didnt know about the split color thing

I played Dead Cells again earlier today. This was exists. How the fu-

Thank you for this video, it is great and very funny also relatable

just as long as you dont split your stats evenly like ... FOR FRICK SAKE

Welcome to YEAST is the reason I keep rewatching this video

i love that intro way too much.

As someone who has beaten the game on 5bc I’m happy more people are helping people with this amazing game

I love that this came recommended

Love the vid! And I have a video suggestion, what if you did Pantheon 5 with inverted controls? Just an idea xd. Keep up the great work!!!

Playing while listening and I got blown into fifteen pieces by an entire ceiling full of those exploding green bug things. I haven't slept in two days help

Ok but Claw Scythes and Hattoei's Katana are so fun to use

Less than ten minutes, to the point, a cool narrator, good editing, entertaining, it's funny as Hell, and it's about a game I find interesting. What's not to love about this video?

I am ten seconds into the video. This is the first video of yours that I have watched. I am now subscribed.

Never has a video summarized a game so well as this one lol

I’ve only gotten to two boss cells and I can say that the differences between boss cells is MAJOR

On 5bc, the late game seems to be easier with you one or 2 shotting everything until you mistime that one parry and watch your health go from full to back to prisoners quarters

Love how its a dead cells video but he still uses Hollow Knight OSTs in the background.

I am stuck in 3bsc, green items are the hardest for me, since are the slowest to hit, but red are my favs, meanwhile purple ones are amazing to dot, I love the alchemic carbine +hokuto in backpack

oddly accurate. good video!

this man is so funny I honestly don't understand how he doesn't have at least a million subs 😂😂😂

Pure quality content

Dead cells is so fun the difficulty made me love it more I hope we see more content of it

Me who is watching this two years later and playing on my phone

I knew all of this stuff already but it was still fun to watch

Ah yes the game I can play for an entire day resulting in compulsory addiction and consequently depression

Can I recommend doing hyper light drifter in the future? It’s a short but good game :D