Defending Ped0philes to Own The Libs™ 

the term "assault" has a bad stigma, I prefer reverse self defense

It's not theft; it's "permanently borrowing" It's not arson; it's "creative bonfires". It's not murder; it's "heavily assisted suicide"

Suicide is such a strong word, I prefer “Starting A New Game...”

"Bestiallity" is such a strong word. I prefer "animal crossing"

I don't prefer the term kidnapping I prefer Mandatory hangouts.

Children think emotionally, not logically. If you give them enough emotional validation, they'll do anything. This is EXACTLY WHY YOU DO NOT DIDDLE KIDS

I am an Early Childhood education student. Children CANNOT consent. You CANNOT question this. Children are still in the early developmental stages of becoming a human, most importantly their brain has not finished developing. To be specific, a persons Prefrontal cortex, the part of the brain that deals with important decisions and comprehension, is NOT finished developing until adulthood. Any type of relationship with under aged kids or children always result in damage to the child's well being and emotional, physical, social and cognitive health. Infants's brains often cannot comprehend atrocities done to them and they basically refuse to acknowledge the memory. However it can resurface later in life causing emotional distress at best and can lead to suicide at worst. Pedophilia is vile and disgusting. Go to therapy.

Man, "stealing" sounds so harsh, I'd rather call it "surprise communism"

"Cannibalism" has a bad ring to it. I much prefer "Greet'n'Eat".

Terrorist? How dare you. I call myself a de-construction worker

It's not murder, It's tucking someone into an eternal bed.

The term "Gay" It's too impactful, as a gay boy, I prefer to call it "Swordfight" The term "Mom" It's too impactful, I prefer to call it *"SUMMONER OF THE HUMANS"*

im glad to have you bring up the fact that we live in a society Thank you for spreading awareness

I always thought MAPs were Multi-Animator Projects.

5:06 my boi skeptic the voice of tolerance. Agree 100%

"And then go die" GREG COMIN IN HOT. AND RIGHT.

I like how you didnt even play the whole will Smith clip. Everyone just knows what he says

You know, the term "Dictator" has such a bad stigma to it... I prefer "permanent shepherd of the people"

I told my kid not to take candy from strangers today Guess I'm a bigot now Honk

I'm not a Con Artist. I prefer the term: Charismatic Businessman.

Its not stealing , its very cost effective shopping

“It’s not communism, it’s sharing with extra steps.”

"you can be a gay pedophile or a straight pedophile. Then go die" only line said but it was golden

8:07 yeah nothing exept for guilt, Long term mental issues,trust issues and many more that I'm too lazy to search for. For a RU-vid comment

"I am not a rapist, I am a surprise sexer“ that was just perfect 😂

June, I'm glad you don't delete these videos with Greg in them. I wish Greg didn't delete all the videos with you in it on his channel, like the movie reviews. I loved those reviews, but now most of them are gone, only some got re-uploaded.

This guy's cartoon character is really creepy

Where is the Fbi when we need them

He said ‘we’ he’s one of them! That’s why he’s protecting them

im not a child diddler, i prefer the term priest EDIT: a priest doesnt diddle kids...he puts the word of god in their mouth

"im a surprise sexer." This made my whole friday

I I..... I just I can't why do people like that guy exist

Everybody gangsta until the anime comentary channel avatar crosses his arms

Bully is such a harsh word smh. I prefer childhood trauma inflicter

My dude really held the camera like: 🖐🏻📱🤚🏻 in the reflection

Theft is a hurtful word, I prefer “non-consensual permanent borrowing”

Yep, basically why I’m a conservative but can completely respect other viewpoints unlike many other conservatives.

''and then go die'' HAHAHAHAHA that was gold from the guy.

murder is a strong word, I prefer the term "life shortening"

That rabbit looks delicious.

Im not a Bank robber, im a Free Vault Security inspector who takes his payments up front in cash only.

I’m not a thief, I prefer “unlawful object repossessor”

Is he trying to ruin rainbows as well as childhoods?

For people who call them selves MAP's, they seem kinda lost

Idk bro "tax evader" is such a strong term. I prefer "George Washington 2.0"

I’ve never wanted to punch someone

Handsome beast in the background. I’m not gay, them just the facts.

“The hateful one” is a strong word I prefer surprise world sanitizer

Canibalism is so harsh term. I prefer sped up recyclation of nutrients.

I'm watching this in 2020, now the now people are defending "Cuties" to "Own the Right Wingers"

Dude got “In an FBI watchlist” unlocked.

Nobody: Murderer: Murder has a bad stigma so I prefer helping people to sleep extremely long

people attracted to people who work in mines must be pissed off about these map fellas

He sounds like he's in pain when he talks I am happy with this

Murder is such a strong word. I prefer "freeing the soul".

You call it necrophilia, I call it *recycling*

"i'm not a rapist, I'm a surprise sexer" is a quote that would make Shakespeare cry

You call it “flashing” I call it “surprise nudism”

"Necrophilia" is such a strong word. I prefer "sex after expiration date"

“Racist” is a bit harsh, I’d prefer “ethnic separatist”

School shooting is such a strong description, I prefer “educational firearms demonstration on live targets.”

“Abortion” is such a strong word. I prefer spawn camping.

Burglar has such a bad stigma, I much prefer the term "interior redesigner"

“I'm not a pedophile, I'm an interactive sexual education teacher.”

That guy isn't "homeless" he's just an "urban camping enthusiast."

"No you don't understand officer that wasn't pedophilia it was early access" EA

"shoplifting" is such a strong word. I prefer "Extremely savvy consumerism"

It's not stalking. It's just admiring from a distance.

In the words of CDawgVA, “you can say the most common sense thing on Twitter like, Don’t f*ck kids, and people will still say you are oppressing them”

"Do not diddle kids! It's no good diddling kids!" -Danny DeVito

I identify as a map, if you need directions please ask me for I have memorized Google's entire map of the world. thank you. edit: pp, that is all. thanks for replying

"Im not a pedophile, Im a MAP!" "I'm not a kidnapper, Im a surprise adopter!" "Im not a murderer, Im a not aliver!" Youd think he'd see how stupid it sounds

Y'know, the word "stalker" has such a bad stigma attached to it. I prefer "long-term secret admirer."

Jiu Jitsu is such a hard description. I prefer "The Gentle Art of Folding Clothes While people are in them."

"Pedophile jokes can be funny when the person telling them, isn't a pedophile"- Shoe for president 2020

Everyone: don't diddle kids P*dos: Excuse me wtf?

There's a good reason why you shouldn't let kids talk to pedos: grooming. That's why convicted pedos are court-ordered to stay away from children and not contact them.

Murder is a strong word. I prefer “surprise funeral planner.”

As a member of the LGBTQ+ community, if maps some how become part of LGBTQ+ I'm forcing myself to be straight

Rainbow Dash over there legit trying to defend pedos.

The fact that he's not trolling is genuinely really scary

The term "school shooter" has a bad stigma. I prefer calling it "bully hunter"

Oh shit, Dora. Take that MAP out of your backpack right now!

Rape is such a strong word. I prefer snuggle with a struggle.

"Yeah, you can be a gay pedophile and a straight pedophile, and then go die" Wtf that got me

“Incest” is way too harsh on us, i prefer “Sweet Home Alabama”

Pedophiles recognizing that their attraction is an issue and getting help? Valid. Pedophiles who embrace their attraction and attempt to defend it and quite possibly even normalize it? Unworthy of their kneecaps.

I'm not an arsonist, I'm a extreme campfire enthusiast.

"I'm not a drug dealer, I'm just a unlicensed pharmacist"

This guy doesn't seem to have any grasp of the concept that they're CHILDREN.

Hit em hard with the "no u"

"Groper" has a bad stigma around it too I much prefer "surprise physical exam"

I’m not a nazi, I prefer “Anti Jew and German Superiority Extremist”

Theif is such a hash term, I prefer “Surprise Borrower”.

"You can be a gay pedophile, or a straight pedophile, and then go die" So real for that

Um I find "surprise sexer " a bigotry term for a snuggle with a struggle.

“Death” has a bad ring to it I prefer “the best sleep you’ll never wake up from”

The fact he described abusing children as “ravaging” them scares me

Man, warcrimes has such a bad ring to it. I prefer to use the term “civilian participation” -Sun-Tzu, The Art of War