The World's Wokest Male Feminist 

Matthew McGorrium's Virtue Emporium.

Matt was bitten by a radioactive alarm clock and now he's always woke

Sexual assault allegations against Matt McGorey in 3... 2... 1...

how is your wage gap button still intact

This is the type of guy who would buy a christmas present for his wife’s boyfriend.

"I DON'T like my women like I like my coffee" - Matt McGorry Black?

I think he’s deliberately being over the top since his most famous character is a typical frat boy. I think he’s trying to go “I’m not actually like that” but goes the completely wrong about it. I refuse to believe he’s really like that

HI IM MATT MCGORRY AND IM A MALE FEMINIST BECAUSE OF EMMA WATSONS SPEECH AT THE UN AND BECAUSE OF WAGE GAP AND 1 IN 5 AND THE PATRIARGLBGLELGLEREEEEEEEEEEEEEGLBGLBGBLGBG

Matt is the living embodiment of "I'm not like other girls"

HIStory lol Ancient Greeks knew how to oppress in English

Pls sell the wage gap button as merch. We can all save our breath 🙏🏻🙏🏻

"He became the final boss of feminism when he listened to Emma Watson's speech and got a heart boner." And that is when I subscribed.

Nowadays, guys like this are called: “simps”

If my boyfriend said to me, "Happy Valentine's Day, I'm a feminist!" I would break up with him on the spot.

Okay, seriously, how does your "Muh Wage Gap" button still work after being thrown so many times or do you just have an entire shelf of those?

If Matt McGorry ever got accused of sexually harassing women... that would be the single greatest gift from god.

I've never seen someone try so hard to get Emma Watson's attention

Wokest Bae? I HATE language right now.

Matthey McGorry is the epitome of "LOOK AT ME IM A FEMINIST TOO!!! PLEASEEE LIKE ME!"

I like my Matt McGorrys like I like my coffee. Silent.

Net neutrality is about to die and *this is what I’m doing*

Feminism = Dictionary definition Racism = definition has changed to mean institutional power

"History" is a greek word and the "his" in it is like the "car" in "carpet".

Matt is just like those people that when they became a Christian or any other religion they become a little too enthusiastic about it and shove it in everybody's face! Lol even to the point where other religious members will tell the dude to take a breath and chill!

In an alternate reality, Matt McGorry accidentally clicked off of Emma Watson's UN speech that fateful day, and became an advocate for ASPCA, or Black Lives Matter, or Powerade, or whatever thing he happened to be watching at that very specific point in time.

I didn't even know that he had a uterus tattoo...I'm cringing.

The gamer girl comparison is too much for me. I’m so fucking done 😂

I swear to god if Armoured Skeptic doesn't give you the gift of feminism for next years valentines day.

It's not the fact that he got a uterus tattoo that bothers me, it's the fact that he had to share it with the rest of the world

My boyfriend showed me this video. I'm 32 and I have to tell you, you give me hope for the future. I was just cracking up. Matt McGorry is ridiculous. You are adorable and hilarious, I am so glad you exist to counter all the idiotic shit out there.

Curious if I can buy a wage gap button

I'm just imagining a Shoe0nHead video consisting of purely button responses. Like she gets a button for all the common talking points, and just refutes them all with the respective button. No intro. No words from her mouth. Only buttons. Pls June do it

I like my coffee the way I like my women: hot, dark, and forcibly shipped from South America.

Start the countdown clock on the rape charges now

My favorite part is how affected he was by “if not me who? If not now when?” Which ranks around those “Live Laugh Love” signs at Target. He was, literally..crying This weasel. If I was a woman, his existence would create the most arid desert in the nether regions.

You should merchandise that "Wage gap button"! I would definitely buy one!

I've had a pretty shit week, thank you so much for this upload. Glad to know that no matter how bad my day is, at least my search history isn't filled with Matt McGorry,

As a Matthew myself, i can say we don’t claim this one

He probably made himself cry by smelling Axe body spray.

Sat here waiting for the sexual assault allegation like it's the next season of Game of Thrones.

If he wanted equality, he would’ve told women to buy their men Valentine’s Day gifts.

Oh, damn, I just thought "procurer" was a person that "procures" things 😂😂😂😂😂

Uterus tattoo is so cringy.

The dude is an actor. He was actively trying to find a way to get his name out.

The only reason I haven't given up on life yet is because I'm waiting for june to start selling wage gap buttons.

oh god he was a simp before simps were a thing he literally created simping

This guy can't be real. -Yeah I'm not coming in to work today, I'm sick. -What's wrong? -I've got wage gap.

How To Become PRO-FEMINIST: Watch Emma Watson speech and kept talking about it.

Do you need a 1 in 5 button? Yes. I'm sorry.

My theory: Matt Magory has no personality so he latched on to a movement that he felt would give him one.

What baffles me the most is how someone can stand without a spine.

History is from the latin word historia. Which has a female article.

I do think you have a point about male “allies” trying to distance themselves from other men by proving “I’m not like other men!” Not to imply that all male feminists or Matt McGory is like this, but some of the men I’ve met who have proclaimed to “love women” the most have ended up treating them the shittiest. It can be used as a way to disguise their behavior behind the banner of feminism. Thankfully most of the feminists I follow don’t take Matt seriously. I’m tired of the 101 shit honestly, but I know I used to be like that at one point too (I wasn't 30+ though lol).

Q: How do you make a feminist's head explode? A: Tell her that she is not allowed to make you a sandwich.

Can you sell a "Muh Wage Gap," button in your merch?

I lost it when he said HIStory. That was just amazing.

*WE ARE APPROACHING PEAK WOKENESS*

All these years later, and your use of the classroom "Yay" meme still warms the cockles of my black heart. I am on a Shoe binge tonight bc I'm using the vids for background noise while I play my incel MMO videogame. Glad you exist Shoe. You ironically make the world seem slightly less dark. Don't ever stop being you, unless it's part of a deal with the devil to become omnipotent. I'd forgive you for that.

The dude seems slimey enough to do this solely for the purpose of career building. He's spouting all the tired lines to a tee. It would be amazing if he was a troll, but it's likely just sad.. How someone would sign away their dignity to earn brownie points from angry purple haired blueberries.

As a guy, I understand how guys think and I'm pretty sure this is an elaborate ploy to get Emma Watson to notice him. This is the celebrity equivalent of me in highschool finding out what bands my crush liked and then talking to my friends really loudly about this new band I found, hoping she would take the bait and talked to me. Needless to say, it didn't work. Matt, I feel ya but it's time to call it quits.

I like my women like I like my coffee: piping hot and full of creme. I'm probably going to regret this in an hour. (Edit) Fuck it, I'll own up to it.

Holy shit he is the sad creepy friendzoned guy that decided to get ripped but is still really weird and creepy in person.

So are we not gonna talk about the tabs open at 2:45 ...

This guy is 100% a "nice guy"

... he follows up his own tweet about not comparing women to coffee.. with a tweet about comparing women to coffee, but sounding nicer? I'm confused dawg

The button is getting abused, when are we going to call button protective services

Shoe is the wokest bae of 2017

I fucking love your hair! You should post a video about how you style it because honestly it is on POINT.

shoe loves to wake me up with feminism before i go to school

"No ideology required". Right there. Thank you so much for this

your growing frustration and anger as we get deeper into this video is mood

"I'm more of an egalitarian!" "No, you're a feminist, damn it! Be proud!" "Okay, okay, geez! I suppose feminism is a subset of wanting equal rights for all humans, so sure!" "Perfect! So what gender equality do you want to tackle first?" "Well, I've noticed that mothers win custody battles far more often than fathers do. We can look into that and share our findings with the world. Or we can gather a team and build a few shelters for abused men. Even though women are more often abused, it sometimes happens to men to, and there are next to no resources for them to be safe. Or, if you want to raise awarness about a social issue, how about we address the pattern of single fathers being looked upon as irresponsible or even pedophiles? Lot's of parents trust single mothers, so why not single fathers who could be just as good caretakers? Maybe we can---" "*slaps* You call yourself a feminist?! How DARE you ignore women and their struggles!" "I told you, I'm an egalitarian!" "That means you're a feminist! NOW ACT LIKE IT!"

he protec he atac but most importantly he respac

Some of my favourite oppressive words also include; wHISper, tHIStle, wHISk, tHIS, roMANce, woMAN and of course, peaCOCK.

“Is this special lady a feminist?” No, she’s fine.

"The equivalent of a gamer girl sucking on a controler" LMAO in this part

Feminism where "hurricane" is called "himmacane".

My response to his cringy post where he says "so instead of calling yourself a 'humanist' in response to feminism, realize that there is already a word for supporting gender equality in the dictionary that nearly every person on the front lines in this battle is comfortable using (feminism)." Yeah bro, it's called *_egalitarian_*

I'd like to acknowledge the excellence of the choice of background music. Could hear that line in my head throughout, nicely done.

Nobody just hears a speech supporting a movement they're unfamiliar with and immediately believes it all, breaks into tears, labels themselves with it and constantly virtue signals about how it's got a monopoly on being a good person. There's no way he actually believes what he's saying, he's just doing it for approval because it's mainstream.

Is it just me or is June talking really on beat this whole time And the shameless Dre beat just makes it sound like she’s accidentally rapping I can’t unhear it

Listen, I need that wage gap button in my life. Please make this merch, thank you.

Woman : sorry, gotta cancel 😣 lady problems Matt: uh, the wage gap? Woman : no my problems are real 😂

Before you rush to use feminism to define equality remember there is already a word for equality- equality. Lol

“All the feels” - only said by people with no personality

Anyone who gets a uterus tattoo is definitely a serial killer, ya wanna know who else liked utersuses a lot, Jack The Ripper!

I’m thoroughly convinced that Matt is just a giant, human shitpost, meant to be a satire of “muh woke male feminism,” and that the fact that feminists are taking him so seriously is just the icing on the cake for him.

You just know the sexual assault allegations are gonna be dark. BTW, the only response to "I like my women like I like my coffee" is "How did they create inflatable coffee?"

This guy is the Jaden Smith of feminism.

Some part of me wonders if he's just the most elaborate troll of his generation. It would explain all this cringy and stereotypical behavior

I was once a feminist. Then i turned 10, and stopped believing in fairy tales.

Yes, yes you do need a *1 in 5 button*

If my man gave me the "gift" of feminism, I'd ask if he still has the receipt.

Keep in mind I was never taught to suppress my emotions. Actually it was hardcore the opposite. I grew up in a household of women with more female friends than male ( about 6 to every 1 male friend) as my father left before I was born. I was told to cry, let it out, it's healthy, it's good. But as I approached puberty, of my own accord, I came to the conclusion that crying doesn't solve anything. Why spend my time crying when I can spend it considering solutions? And if there is no solution, how do I move on and get to the next thing? I have spoken about this with a lot of my male friends and they had similar experiences. Yes it's anecdotal but at the same time it runs contrary to the idea that we are taught not to cry. Perhaps it's not so much the teaching that influenced the behavior but the behavior that influenced the teaching.

A S C E N D E D C U C K

>inb4 he's exposed as a creepy Grabby McGrabberson

it's been two years and every time I watch this video, I STILL think Matt is a "feminist" for the poon

I love how he just straight up assumes that "women" not "any specific women, but "women" as a whole automatically deserve to be loved. Ok, what about women who commit war crimes or mass murder? What about women who tortured their husband for years? Have you EVER seen any news regarding a psycho bitch for longer than a month on the news? Assuming ALL women automatically deserve all the tender love and support they can get is literally the cause of why women are so sassy today and the reason they think they're entitled to be absolute assholes to guys at times. You're not helping anybody, not even yourself.

People in the Middle East like their women like they like their coffee: Not talking

Are you the wokest anti-feminist?