Messing up Modern History with Bad Translations 

The three main characters of world history. He, She and French Tourist

I love how the writer just appears to complain randomly

"He's been born in like three different places now I dunno which one is right" probably because he's playing the game again and again. This is his third time playibg the game now

HE went from dying twice in WWI to sigle-handely destroying the Armenian army, if that's not character development, I don't know what is

My father is a veteran of the war against HE in Armenia, he has been traumatized extremely from this brutal conflict

HE isn't born in different countries, HE is reborn more powerful in different countries.

No one knew that the Kingdom of Switzerland was actually called the Kingdom of Switzerland. We thank you for providing us this great and important information, which will save millions.

Next up should be "Messing up the Russian Civil War with Bad Translations" and "Messing up the American Civil War with Bad Translations"

French tourist is a interessing character, we need more french tourist lore

It's pretty hilarious how the 'He' timeline actually lines up, at 5:09 He was in Iraq from 2002-2010 and then at 7:26 2 years after getting out of Iraq He's ruling a town in Mali. At 9:13 He has clearly been travelling Africa for several years to establish diplomatic ties for his town. Not sure what's going on at 9:52, He must be doing side quests

I love how HE is actually weakened quite a bit compared to the time during the Cold War, as he is just moving around in this era with some smaller fights. The war crime trial really did something to him Also, the translation just became increasingly accurate as the time came closer to the modern time

I like how Google translate basically created a fictional character with an actual story and development. 😂

So hyped for the HE lore

I've been in the Armenian-He war, his tactics were so brutal, he obliterated my entire division in a split second, I'm lucky I survived

I like these kinds of videos, not due to the translations themselves, although they do add to it, but the edited visuals in which random-ass images try to explain what the HELL is going on. Truly the content ever. I honestly don’t care that it’s ending, I just wanna see more funnily edited videos like this.

9:10 could "The Two" be referring to HE and SHE?

*HE LORE* 0:20 HE was born in Lithuania 0:23 HER hair is dirty 0:39 HE retreated from Frunze to Bishkek 1:59 HE was still smiling there 2:12 HE gained independence from Latvia and Lithuania 2:34 He divided England into republics of all duties. It is part of the republic 3:02 He paved the way for the restoration of Cambodia 3:16 HE was the first Afghan leader to be captured by the militants 5:10 HE was there for 8 years after the army invaded Iraq 5:43 *FRENCH TOURIST LORE* (6:50 my birthday :D) 7:28 HE ruled Azawad from Ansogo 9:16 HE travelled from Bujumbura to Gitega 9:49 HE participated in World War I and the Civil war 9:53 He defeated the Armenian army. Armenia covers an area of 41 square kilometres Edit: *I, YOU and WE LORE* 4:30 WE are going to Falzabad 5:04 I am looking for a friend 6:46 I have a headache 7:59 YOU can be a safe partner in Serbia and Afghanistan Tell me if I missed anything

Nice to see that HE is still interested in modern day politics

4:44 2996: *THEY HIT THE RHOMBICOSIDODECAHEDRON!*

We need one of these for the Napoleonic Wars. Just so much going on during that time, so there'd definitely be some really bad translations.

9:48 ok now we need to see what he did in the American civil war

I think “He” was born in Lithuania but was taken to Spain by some superpowerful gods and he did not remember this and then he was raised in Spain at the time when it was ruled by the Ottoman Empire but then he fought in many armies, including the British, which is proven in the World War 2 video. And remember, he has played this game many times before, he is a literal god at this game.

I love how whenever an event starts to sound normal, there's always something at the end that just makes it sound funny and stupid.

1:02 I like how Germany used the power of math to unify

HE had been around since the beginning of time, and he had seen everything that had ever happened on Earth. One day, HE decided that it was time to intervene in human affairs. HE saw that humanity was on the brink of destruction, and HE knew that something needed to be done. So HE set out to change the course of history. HE started by appearing to people in their dreams. HE would speak to them and give them guidance on how to live their lives. Some people listened to him, while others ignored him. But HE persisted, and soon his message began to spread. As more and more people began to listen to HE’s message, they started to change their ways. They became kinder and more compassionate, and they began to work together to solve the world’s problems. HE watched as humanity slowly began to change for the better. Wars stopped, hunger was eradicated, and people began to live in peace and harmony. And all because of the guidance of one man named “HE”. In the end, HE disappeared as suddenly as he had appeared. Only to return when humanity needed him most.

7:05 it's the armed forces of the jupiter empire!

Theory: He is an endlessly reincarnating being. That's how He can be born in multiple places and die over and over again.

He was pretty busy during the 1990s, even more so than during the early Cold War, when he literally explored the cosmos alone and without a ship.

4:02 We finally got It lore.

9:23 Guys if we dont fix the Greece Turkey issue right now, it might be end of the world, quick we must send HE to Turkey

6:06 the most epic April Fools joke ever

Hillarious, as always! You're gonna run out of timelines to google translate soon enough! MIght I suggest translating a timeline that's a prediction of the future?

How the hell does this dude not have a million subs

You should really do one on medieval,ancient and early modern history, as ive seen some languages can't translate old war equipment i did a short one for the Italian wars for example(even he returned): The Italian War, also known as the Habsburg War and the Galilean War, took place between 1494 and 1559 and stretched from mainland Italy to Flanders, the Rhineland and the Mediterranean. His main rivals were the King of Valois in France, who opposed the Holy Roman Empire and the Spanish Habsburg dynasty. Sometimes several Italian states went to war, some on both sides, one with Britain and the rest with the Ottoman Empire. Founded in 1454, the church of italy established political power in Italy, but collapsed in 1492 with the death of its emperor Lorenzo de’ Medici. In 1494, the French conquered Naples and Spain and incorporated them into the Holy Roman Empire. Charles was forced to retreat in 1495, but Italy had to face European powers such as France and the Hapsburgs After the repair this led to religious wars, especially in France and the Holy Roman Empire. It has evolved from ancient warfare to modern warfare where it is common to use tanks and cable cars or rockets as assault weapons. His academic leadership and modern style inspired many contemporary works by writers such as Francesco Gissicardini, Niccolo Machiavelli and Blaise de Montluc. In the campaign of 1503, the French conquered Lombardy and Piedmont, temporarily but not permanently losing control of the country. The rise of Protestantism in 1557 forced soldiers to hide their religious beliefs and focus on domestic affairs.

0:34 every 60 seconds in Mozambique, a minute passes. Together we can stop this

8:21 i wonder how this looks on the inside

9:35 Well, that escalated quickly.

HE Lore Getting Bigger with this episode Can’t wait to see more 🔥🔥🔥

Who is HE? For the Blind, HE is their vision. For the Deaf, HE is their music. For the Weak, HE is their strength. For the Strong, HE is what they follow. For the Unfortunate, HE is their Fortune. For the Depressed, HE is their Joy. For the Lost, HE is their Guidance. For the Sick, HE is their Cure. For the Politicians, HE is the Solution to All Political Problems. For the Angry, HE is the One who calms them. For the Abandoned, HE is the One who takes care of them. For the Ones Asking For Mercy, HE is the one who gives them Mercy. For those suffering, HE is the one who ends all Pain. For those in Captivity, HE is their way to Freedom For All Living Beings, HE is the saviour of all. If anyone goes against HIM, I will go against them. If HE is dead, then so am I. If HE gives an order, I’ll gladly follow it. If HE is happy, so am I. If HE is disappointed in my failures, I will let him punish me harshly. If HE hates me, then I hate myself. HE is love. HE is life. HE is the Paragon of Human Perfection and Possibly the True God.

1:47 interesting. This means that in previous videos, where he marked Kherson as not-ukraine, he was not obligated by the law to do it, OR alternatively he moved out of Russia. Cant wait for more StarHarv lore

Damn HE is really good on his third play through

5:04 For some reason the translation occasionally shifts into first person and turns into a confession of a lonely murderer ('I killed a man').

0:22 The third birth of HE

4:50 I think I know how we got onto this timeline... 🤔

2:24 Sarawak, a state in Malaysia ruled the world 😹😹😹

I’m sick with a cold. That entire bit on 9/11 damn near sent me back to the hospital I LOVE THIS SERIES.

Do this with the napoleonic war and the american civil war

9:32 The four horsemen of the apocalypse: Libya, Turkey, Egypt and Greece

HE just gets better every time 🤣🤣

My theory is that He is not a single entity, but a lineage, that’s why he is born so many places and was able to die multiple times, because at this point we’re at He IV or something like that

9:05 ...are the two He and She?

He is one of the best written characters in all of history and surprisingly the addition of she was a good addition to history

4:15 no Its all Vietnam Nooooo Yes i am a United States of American now shut

7:58 They got it wrong. The one who fought with the brave Muyihadeen was Rambo, not Rocky.

So our main characters are: THE BUDDAH, The Wikipedia Author, YOU, HE, SHE, French Tourist, Michael (I think), and Communist Regan (I think). What a wonderful cast.

0:28 for me it’s really obvious. We know from the World War I video that HE is immortal. So just like in a video game after he gets killed he respawns. HE could have been killed after being convicted for the warcrimes as the humans felt that he was too dangerous to be let alive (considering his god like powers). After HE was executed he simply respawned in Lithuania (thereby having multiple birth places) so he could work on the collapse of the Soviet Union.

0:45 as an Irishman, I can confirm we declined the soviets’ request to occupy us in 1940 (occupation of our island didn’t go so well last time)

5:49 I was clicking islands in the south America then I click guadeloupe then I when back to the vid then the island was pronounced I was shock

As always, this wild ride is quite hilarious! Now, multiple characters from previous episodes have returned: He is a Lithuanian that restored Cambodia, led Azawad, and fought in Afghanistan, Iraq, and Armenia; She has dirty hair (time to take a shower?); the spectacled Author ("I'm going to Odessa" and "I went to America for a month") interjects at times, including to take us to Faizabad (off to Faizabad, then!) and have a headache; and King Michael, who survived Operation Michael, is now in Ukraine with Rasin, Sobek, and Soso! Speaking of the war in Ukraine, the Prigozhin cameo surprised me, especially since the leader of the March of Justice appeared in 1999, not during the war! Also, why is Bazoom cancelling the Justice Act? Overall, thanks for making this!

5:56 a year after this I was born an experienced this accurate history

I'd love to see "Messing up the American Revolution with Bad Translations"

4:40 I like the fact that’s it’s Space Engineers blue ships haha

0:28 i think its just the countrys he was reborn in after he died

7:09 : IT'S THE JUPITERIANS ! THEY FINALLY ATTACKED ! 9:35 : "This event will lead to the destruction of the world.", refuses to elaborate, leaves.

Как бывший представитель СССР, заявляю, что мы боялись ЕГО всем Союзом.

Some fresh He lore 11:14 classic British tomfoolery

6:39 I’d have a headache too if I have to make the Sudan thing work

I hope I'm not the only one that breaks everytime SHE is mentioned

2:00 he villain arc

3:30 YES Exactly!

4:38 well that went for a weird twist real quick

4:20 this reminded me of one question: Which country is stronger? Country with no area but with citizens or country with no citizens but with area?

Imagine that there is a pararell universe where all of this is canon

He was born in 3 different places cause he has played this game three times (in the cold war episode it says he has already played this game twice, meaning this is his third playthrough)

5:21 brooo no way that's my birthday. Shoutouts to the foreigners in French Polynesia

Alright, my theory on why HE keeps getting born in different places. HE can constantly rebirth, being basically immortal.

Ah yes more HE lore

He is simply born everywhere, does everything and is everything.

2:37 Yoooooo the republic

I like how on 10:40 translations actually didn't messed up translation. Russia and Belarus didn't called war by it's name. Instead they called it "Specail operation" or smthng.

7:10 sounds like you're saying "Marley" 😏😏

I feel like 'he' isnt a person but a code name kind of like 007

He is back

He fought in the Civil War? We must know the story!

We need the story of the Roman Empire Lore, i imagine how strong His descendants must have been

Normal HoI4 match

10:59 bro, I know a person called Rasin

0:31 The People's Republic of Mozambique is called the Republic of Mozambique 🇲🇿🧠

10:36 UNR! University of Nevada, Reno! I didn't actually go but hsd many friends who did and toured there since I live in Nevada, so that was a cool surprise to see!

7:53 That would be Rambo III I guess.

HE is so powerful HE is born in multiple places

What if He always reincarnates after a certain amount of time. That would explain why he keeps on being born. But how do they know who He is when he is reincarnated?

It Lore 4:05

what is your favorite? - He lore - She lore - Narrator lore - French tourist lore

In he lore it was stated that he died, twice. That means that he was originally born in Ottoman empire, then died, was reborn in Spain (or Lithuania), died the second time and was reborn in Lithuania (or in Spain vice versa)

I wonder what kind of hell the lava wars in Austria had been , if i Remember correctly It Is where HE was killed

Now we need some i lore, what an underrated character

the world legit depends on HE now

Hope HE lore goes hard even today...

3:57 does anyone know the name of the music used in the Prigo segment? I can’t find it for the life of me