DETAINED!! | Papers, Please (Revisited) Part 2

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You know what happens when you don't get into Glory greatest!? DETAINED!
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@analysissel 5 лет назад

EZIC is a terrorist group looking to reform Arstotska. At this point, you've messed them up so you're not able to finish their route, so *trying to help them will just get you a bad ending now.* Like so Jack can see!

@psychopomp4135 5 лет назад

Sissel Carpenter Sadly, that is true. I was really looking forward to seeing him achieve ending 19, too.

@fuzealti6382 5 лет назад

The second i saw him hit approved i was so pissed

@jamesdessent5984 5 лет назад

If only he didn’t fuckin shoot them all at the end of the last run then he’d have know they were good :/

@swestuff 5 лет назад

When take the EZIC route and use potatoman passport, you can take more passport for your family.

@colorsrrealduh 5 лет назад

Ge could just hit denied on the passport he didn’t need to find a discrepancy

@mrgopher1734 5 лет назад

“Aw f***, did I just feed my family? like some sort of good person?” -Jack, December 4th, 1982

@malak-4348 4 года назад

LOL 😂

@tvgaming2132 4 года назад

I NEED MONEY FOR THE COUNTRY

@mattarocket4261 4 года назад

Greatest country not greatest family

@vts0361 4 года назад

888 likes now I have made it 889

@ChiefEngineerRHarik 4 года назад

Damn Jack 42 DAMN!

@Thure. 4 года назад

Papers, Please: The guide to learning everything about a country that doesn’t even exist.

@xraaaxcaaar2779 4 года назад

Hhh yes. But I think Arstotska is based on Germany. I heard it somewhere but I'm not really sure if it's true.

@kbecker3020 3 года назад

I get it but, I’m pretty sure Arstotska is based on Russia.

@theforgotten1213 3 года назад

Arstotzka is based on Nazi Germany and Communist Russia I think.

@obrgrs2547 3 года назад

@@theforgotten1213 not nazi Germany. Germany during the cold war

@yehezkielrickjoyner6843 3 года назад

@@obrgrs2547 east or west?

@d3lta667 3 года назад

Yes, my favorite guy came today. The guy who accidentally gives you two passports and just says shit.

@bonegem2989 2 года назад

When?

@dominicthomas69 2 года назад

49:25

@jorjicostava7017 4 года назад

Ok! Here we go! Glory greatest country!

@averygoodandoriginalname9038 2 года назад

Passport not required!

@calliel9188 2 года назад

This passport is forged.

@amalgamationprime3168 2 года назад

This is entry TICKET. Where is entry PERMIT?!?

@phoebekonstantara 2 года назад

*POTATO MAN!!!!!!!!*

@jenniferallen7153 2 года назад

Here have a cookie for being the best character from the game🍪

@Wisprea 5 лет назад

*Has bomb on back* ‘I know nothing about this’

@toaster8595 5 лет назад

Normal schools: Backpack American schools: Backbomb

@gianna8780 5 лет назад

It's that 28th guy thank u imma steal that joke

@gianna8780 5 лет назад

It's that 28th guy sorry :( (lol u thought)

@toaster8595 5 лет назад

@@gianna8780 Tricksters like you don't deserve to get into glory's greatest.

@gianna8780 5 лет назад

Please let me in my husband is waiting for me

@MoguBro 4 года назад

Whoever designed the people’s names must have had one hell of a time

@user-zx2je2dt9z 3 года назад

it was probably mostly keyboard smashing

@hxneyedbellsss 3 года назад

FRG Bossmoss 1967 ikr😂

@MysteryOfTheShockwave 3 года назад

I mean, they're just Russian names. XD

@ag-dn1vl 3 года назад

must’ve been on the verge of a xanax overdose

@dimitriousdrake 3 года назад

They were submitted by people

@theslayerofbigjuicygoats8814 4 года назад

Did anyone else realize that Jack doesn’t pick up the other a set of fingerprints?

@ayaan2546 4 года назад

Yes

@Eh-cv5tt 3 года назад

You don't need it for the name part. You only need it if it's an identity discrepancy for something other than names. Also you can just deny if you see a discrepancy, if you didn't interrogated them yet, that is.

@EndlessSummer888 3 года назад

There's only two things he does that annoy me more than that: > How he doesn't bother to find out how to verify the Diplomatic document and just says "I don't know." > Highlights every discrepancy. Just deny them! You don't need to identify it before denying. I played this game with almost no detaining, and the amount of money you make is hardly any different.

@MN-ys2pe 3 года назад

@@EndlessSummer888 the first one I agree but not detaining shouldn't be a flex or whatever, he likes detaining people let him be. Yes it takes more time but he's having fun

@sabrinaaam1091 3 года назад

@@MN-ys2pe in addition to your point, they said themselves “the amount of money you make is hardly any different”, meaning either way you play the result is still the same. So let him play how he wants

@lindsay3376 5 лет назад

You should take the soccer sign down because if you don't the inspector is going to come in and dock you -20 credits.

@TurboWheeler 5 лет назад

and if you don't take it down the 2nd time you'll (censored by the Arstotzkan department of media)

@kstormgeistgem461 5 лет назад

@SuperEpicguy77 the pennant the player gave him.

@slothgamerhd 5 лет назад

Turbo Wheeler/ターボウィーラー you’ll what?

@PhantomDR 5 лет назад

Lol thats kinda mean

@PsychoMantisss 5 лет назад

Yup, the only things you can safely keep are the plaques given by him, he won't fine you for those

@memeschool1768 5 лет назад

Man: Please let my wife enter she’s next Jack: Huge smile across his face while the wife walks to him Wife: Hello, my husband was .... Jack: DETAINED !!!

@matthew2729 5 лет назад

YaBoi DaRULER time stamp for that?

@eroszakos9042 5 лет назад

@@matthew2729 It was in the last episode.

@emma_nutella58 5 лет назад

thats how it goes here

@zeddiehtooswe3768 4 года назад

Hello, my husband was DETAINED!!!

@cats1970 4 года назад

Wife got vibe checked hard

@Chap2960 4 года назад

"This is the greatest day!" *Gets a citation* "THIS IS THE WORST DAY!"

@smadie1176 3 года назад

Lol read This comment right when he said it

@ex0tic626 3 года назад

I was laughing at him for this for a good min

@thegamemind707 3 года назад

jack's day depends on the number of citations he gets 😂

@projectretro8243 3 года назад

@@smadie1176 same

@shayne2559 3 года назад

9:03

@leowarren6910 3 года назад

Does anyone else see "Papers, Please" occasionally flash from time to time in these videos?

@FBI-ed7gm 3 года назад

Subliminal message from glory greatest!

@emilyclevenger9919 3 года назад

ok thank you bc i thought it was my tv

@bobbluetooth1269 2 года назад

It's to brainwash us into buying the game

@Rouge_GamingYT 2 года назад

Probably a problem with his capture card

@glitchmaster2672 2 года назад

Its happened before on his Simulacra Pipe Dreams video

@gracehsu9209 5 лет назад

50:13 Jack: "If I get a citation for this i'm gonna eat my hair." --------[Invalid gender]

@charlesralph7105 4 года назад

69 likes *nice*

@drizzlecorduroy 4 года назад

Btw you have 666 likes

@dawid5127 4 года назад

@@drizzlecorduroy now 672 likes.

@dawid5127 4 года назад

@Peter Howlett now 717

@yamatanooroshikirin4001 4 года назад

How would he like that cooked?

@UntitledSpy 5 лет назад

Jack: This is a great day! (Immediately gets a citation) Jack: This is the worst day!

@emma_nutella58 5 лет назад

its unfortunate but it happens

@Hussyn_F 5 лет назад

How you have jack profile picture in your name ?

@UntitledSpy 5 лет назад

Hussain Firas Kareem It means we joined the Jacksepticeye RU-vid membership thingy. Which is basically a paid membership thing which helps support Jack and provides some minor perks. If you click the Join button on his page, it explains it. :)

@Hussyn_F 5 лет назад

Noice

@taaha5705 5 лет назад

😂😂😂

@TristanWolfGustavsen 3 года назад

"I do not take bribes" takes a cut from guard, who bribed jack saying he should detain people

@MysteryOfTheShockwave 3 года назад

I like ya cut, G.

@-_.Melody._- 3 года назад

@@MysteryOfTheShockwave *_AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA_*

@theneuroticzoner 3 года назад

Do not like it anymore

@theneuroticzoner 3 года назад

Its at 69

@TristanWolfGustavsen 3 года назад

@@theneuroticzoner nice

@actualtrash1264 4 года назад

jack be like:felt cute might detain someone later

@PukePunk77 11 месяцев назад

*D E T A I N E D !*

@bumbum7626 5 лет назад

*man offers money for Jack to detain wrong-doing entrants* Jack; who was already detaining as many people as he could: I SEE THIS AS AN ABSOLUTE WIN!

@uggkitsune5442 5 лет назад

bum bum hilarious hahahahahahahaha dude wow that was amazing .My ramen went out of my nose because that was indeed so funny.

@haystack_mikey25 5 лет назад

I think its more like jack who was already detaining people: wait your getting paid for it?

@DanielaLopez-fq5do 5 лет назад

bum bum HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

@Asprex 5 лет назад

bum bum IM 1k LIKE I DID IT

@Chris_Cross 5 лет назад

Also "Wait. You guys are getting paid?"

@MistressHorrors 4 года назад

I shouldn't have been lowkey watching this at work. I served a guy a drink at the bar after my break. He said "thanks," and I just said... "You too, Glory Greatest." _sigh_ 9.6336/10 thinks he heard me

@sylum6547 4 года назад

Mood

@hedgelad712 4 года назад

Worst case scenario you said "NOW GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY LINE!"

@thegreateggort1641 4 года назад

I get annoyed when people comment this but I still want to tell people that Sean said this right as I read this comment haha

@MBLobster 4 года назад

Hedge Lad 😂

@GammaFox6 4 года назад

Mistress Horror I love that so much

@nicholask7566 3 года назад

Okay, so I had to look this up, because throughout his two playthroughs, Seán kept saying different things about detaining. So to clarify for anyone who sees this: - When you detain someone, you still get the 5 credits that you would get if you denied them - The only downside to detaining is that it takes more time, which is probably part of the reason why the developers added an insensitive for detaining, making it so that you can get an EXTRA 5 credits after detaining 2 individuals.

@batbrody10 Год назад

Makes sense. Thanks.

@caseykruger5357 4 года назад

The entire dialogue is just “papers” and “I have them”.

@BongoBingbong 3 года назад

The guards say shut

@travelsizedarchie 3 года назад

I can’t unhear it now

@thischannelexistsforsomere9584 3 года назад

and "EEUH OIUH EEEH UUH UUH EEH"

@goldenpie6 2 года назад

@@BongoBingbong I always thought they said “silence”

@BongoBingbong 2 года назад

@@goldenpie6 maybe

@Butternubs80085 5 лет назад

Jack: "I'm better at this game than I was last time" Also jack: *let's in a criminal*

@andresneira637 5 лет назад

Yes, I was all face palm during that and screaming to the screen

@devinharrison7146 5 лет назад

I saw this comment just as this happened in the video.

@erinsquest406 5 лет назад

HSM Courtney MJ if you can’t speak it,don’t do it

@immila3557 5 лет назад

am i the only one who noticed the papers please logos in the video? like it just flashed for a frame or two multiple times

@wemustconquer3510 5 лет назад

pretty sure thats a youtube glitch thats been happening for at least a month or so on some videos

@weeabootrash7370 5 лет назад

I saw it too and was wondering what it was.

@immila3557 5 лет назад

@@wemustconquer3510 I am paranoid but I thought that maybe it's something with anti lmfaooo

@kennybauer5988 5 лет назад

i'm mila same

@egkproductions7726 5 лет назад

yeah i see it

@Bowling4986 3 года назад

"But it's the-... the agents I can't let through." *not even a minute ago* Jack: *lets agent through*

@brandonroy5917 3 года назад

Jack: I'm not letting any of the Ezic order in. Also Jack: Immediately accepts first member of Ezic order into the country.

@crimsonmaelstrom573 Месяц назад

Because their documents were in order and he couldn’t deny them

@T.0.X.1.C 5 лет назад

Like so jack can see If you detain, you still get the credits because they came in the line so once they do that then they are counted for being their so if you detain then you still get the credits.

@dorpemuie2987 5 лет назад

There* %]

@bernadelfin2878 5 лет назад

9:03 Jack: "This is a great day!" Game: citation Also Jack: "This is the worst day!"

@tjknight 5 лет назад

You know what I hate but also love? Comedic timing

@bernadelfin2878 5 лет назад

Holy shit I didn't see all the likes! Thanks!

@ramby3405 4 года назад

32:40 The change in Jack's face when he got the citation had me laughing non-stop

@DearChum 3 года назад

Oh my god same

@auguststevens5828 3 года назад

“DETAINED!! GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY LINE!!” will be stuck in my head for the rest of my life now

@Morrigan855 Год назад

I always hear it as get the fuck out of my life and honestly it still fits 😂

@thefizzwizz1662 5 лет назад

*foreigner walks up* Me: *immediately notices discrepancy* Jack: YOU'RE GOOD TO GO GLORY TO GREATEST COUNTRY me: *face palms*

@edgarmendoza663 5 лет назад

Same

@Derpytaco-iy8ok 5 лет назад

I notice them too but keep mixing up the date cause it's day month year rather that month day year

@originzen7064 5 лет назад

@@Derpytaco-iy8ok DD/MM/YYYY is the correct way tho

@Zeroxmachine1 5 лет назад

@@toxiclollipop5822 Why not learn the international metric system then u bunch of degenerates

@nathanbuelow7954 5 лет назад

VinceInTheNorth because we Americans are brainlit

@RyanStonedonCanadianGaming 5 лет назад

In random points of the video, the title Papers Please flashes for a millisecond... Subliminal messages.

@bigron-il6hu 5 лет назад

Lookin for this comment

@joeyeldabaa7963 5 лет назад

Lol I was like am im havimg a seizure, better check the comments.

@PhantomDR 5 лет назад

Good i wasnt going mad

@nightingale2710 5 лет назад

It's really freaking me out and making me anxious. What is it for?

@ozzelot3349 5 лет назад

Here I thought my monitor/GPU driver/GPU itself was having a fit. Thank you, kind sir, glory to Arstotzka.

@skyrimbarbie5253 3 года назад

The guy: I’ll pay you 5 credits for every 2 people you detain. Sean, still, even now: so I don’t get paid for detaining people.

@chrisp4184 3 года назад

Normal people: go buy food for their entire family Sean: shit did I just feed my family?!

@CABRALFAN27 5 лет назад

50:31 Jack: Where is passport? Immigrant: I'll do you one better, _what_ is passport? Drax: I'll do _you_ one better, *why* is passport?

@FateMissedDeath 5 лет назад

But nobody ever asks HOW is passport. :C

@albatrossindigo6829 5 лет назад

What about when is passport

@AwesomeNinjaXD 5 лет назад

Who is passport?

@motivated7203 5 лет назад

But passport isn't passport

@theoffbeatninja610 5 лет назад

@@FateMissedDeath But nobody ever asks *when* is passport *_cue X Files theme song_*

@Gia1911Logous 5 лет назад

"Now they pay me almost nothing" "They pay us all as much" Stalin: I don't see the problem here

@Brandon-mw5gi 5 лет назад

Egg And this is why communism failed

@CatholicWeeb 5 лет назад

Egg And this is why socialism failed

@tomsanderson5800 5 лет назад

In the old videos its said it's supposed to be about west and east Germany

@Gia1911Logous 5 лет назад

@@tomsanderson5800 yeah no shit sherlock

@zeefje 5 лет назад

Stalin: “I see this as an absolute win!”

@dankolord 3 года назад

The "I will explode like wild tiger" always makes me crack

@anxiousearth680 2 года назад

**crumples like wet sock**

@Julia-ow7ml 4 года назад

Jack: having two passports is extremely suspicious Me: I have two passports

@xplinux22 4 года назад

*clumsily tries to shove second passport back in my bag before Jack notices*

@MrHumannnn 4 года назад

Jack: *DETAINED!!*

@Julia-ow7ml 3 года назад

Revenge07 heh nice

@Bowling4986 3 года назад

@@Revenge07 DETAAAAAINED!

@elainamartinez2439 3 года назад

Me: frick...

@janegohtintin 5 лет назад

Innocent person: *wants to go for reasonable reasons* Jack: DETAINED Criminal: hey can i go Jack: oh hey! You can come in buddy :3

@strawberrybrite712 5 лет назад

Discrepency detected: Punctuation mistake, emoticon use, capitalization misuse. *DETAINED*

@soraalolanvulpix7224 5 лет назад

Replay Mcgee DISCREPANCY DETECTED Spelling error

@strawberrybrite712 5 лет назад

Response: different words are used different in different places.

@soraalolanvulpix7224 5 лет назад

@@strawberrybrite712 Oh sorry. I know what you mean.

@strawberrybrite712 5 лет назад

@@soraalolanvulpix7224 Discrepency cleared: Use of "use". *PASSED*

@TheChosen0n3356 5 лет назад

The Ezic Order is actually good because they want to rebuild Artstotzka and not destroy it. Also, if you get Ending #19, you dont have to flee and Arstotzka will be rebuilt. "Glory to the New Arstotzka" Edit: If you press on the speaker while you are checking someone, you can remind people to not forget their documents so that they'll hand all of them to you the first time and you wont have to interrogate them about their "missing" documents.

@SidRo1113 5 лет назад

RandoFan yeah that’s what I thought as well, arstotzka is meant to be symbolic of either a government run country, a communist country or a dictatorship. Most likely a communist country because of the beginning stating that you were “picked out of hat” to have your job. That and the amount of pay relying on a certain amount of people you put in rather than a standard amount/hr

@Nova-cu8ln 5 лет назад

Yes jack listen to him

@nikusson 5 лет назад

Yeah Shean he is right...Arstozka's (or whatever it's called) leaders are corrupt and bad for normal people or something...And Ezic will start revolution at day31 if you DON'T shoot those two people

@thecoolerbillclinton9671 5 лет назад

But Arstotzka is allready glorious, and any group trying to throw the country into anarchy must be dealt with to not destroy the might of glory greatest.

@nikusson 5 лет назад

@@thecoolerbillclinton9671 that country is so fkd up and Ezic would make it better

@ech0222 3 года назад

Therapist: Sean, how bad did you mess up? Jack: yes

@eereree Год назад

“Take him to Glory Greatest- *PRISON* ! ... Papers, please. Hi, how are ya...?” Cracks me up all this time

@frickoffwithyourdesperates1674 5 лет назад

"But she lost weight" No Sean 53kg is larger than 49kg

@defaulter264 5 лет назад

Heavier*

@igorzero547 5 лет назад

@@nothingorother9819 doesn't have to be.

@micheller2139 5 лет назад

Was waiting for this comment haha 😂

@customvoid 5 лет назад

@@nothingorother9819 Weight has no affect to your length, but I mean, you shouldn't be 180cm and 23kg lol.

@mitskiisoursavior 5 лет назад

Jack: I'm not going to do EZIC tasks. Also Jack: Imma let Corman Drex in

@user-xe9xc5lp2d 5 лет назад

It doesn't counts as EZIC task, you have to do it no matter what. So he still keeps his motto about EZIC

5 лет назад

@@user-xe9xc5lp2d it is an ezic task, the first corman drex that comes is a random, the second corman drex is ezic

@sikorz 5 лет назад

@@HelenGPitts fuck off

@ifeelcoke4347 5 лет назад

@Helen G. Pitts fuck off

@meowmeow3778 5 лет назад

It is a task, you just need to give the paper...

@0mnicorn 4 года назад

9:03 "This is a great day!" *gets citation* "THIS IS THE WORST DAY!"

@senatorarmstrong8960 3 года назад

Jack: *feeds and heats family* Also jack: *yells in Arzstokskan anger*

@IndigoStorm27 5 лет назад

Jack: "OH CRAP DID I FEED MY FAMILY AGAIN?! GOD DAMNIT!" Me: *concerned Detective Pikachu face*

@cynic2294 5 лет назад

Skagkiller1230 lol

@julialee3502 5 лет назад

LMAO GOD DAMN

@catasaurus5748 5 лет назад

Gay

@freddykabuffke461 5 лет назад

@@catasaurus5748 You are? That's awesome. All the power to you. Nothing wrong with being gay. Enjoy

@reedbarbarigos 5 лет назад

Communism

@mklimuntowski7848 5 лет назад

Discrepency? Detected. Mother? Proud. Glory? Arstotzka. Hotel? trivago.

@cosmicnmilkyway8629 4 года назад

Trivago? The worst

@mementomori9334 4 года назад

Son? Sick.

@HM-bz6fj 4 года назад

This is stolen from first series

@sobosoup 4 года назад

M KLIMUNTOWSKI Lol

@sobosoup 4 года назад

Family? Starved Son? Sick Mother-in-law? Moocher

@Darren-lb3rx 3 года назад

16:07 I shook my head out of shivering right before Jack said “are you ok?” I got spooked

@TH4NKY0U 4 года назад

“this is a great day!” **citation noises** “this is the worst day!”

@PJFlynn-lh9xq 5 лет назад

Jack: Oh No I fed my family again Family Finally Fed Well: HOLD UP, YOU'VE BEEN STARVING US ON PURPOSE

@sunnyzett 5 лет назад

Jacksepticeye: "Your fingerprints don't match" Future Detainee, sweating profusely: "U-Um- I uh- had my fingerprints changed recently. Yeah, that's it."

@emlynselene1096 5 лет назад

I have a poster on my wall, and it's literally your profile picture. Man I love skyrim

@kydnrl 5 лет назад

100 million subscribers without videos whats skyrim *TRIGGERED*

@TaoistDragon 5 лет назад

DETAINED!

@desmondrebadavia7971 5 лет назад

Its what all the cool kids are doing these days

@fennecflew 4 года назад

Who else noticed a lot of the things he didn't and cringed when he lets them in

@jarmin9321 3 года назад

Watching him let that criminal in was probably one of the worst cringes

@charKT-7461 3 года назад

"If I'm getting a citation, I'm going to eat my hair." **me watching as he lets a man in with a pass that says female**

@DageLV 4 года назад

immagine going to border, the worker there facepalms and screams "Did i really feed and heated my family 2 days in a row?" XD

@bubblesthecephalopod 5 лет назад

*second criminal walks up* Me: *immediately makes connection* Jack will see that. Its obvious. Jack: *lets them through* Me: *facepalm*

@reyhanamontana 5 лет назад

I thought that to! Lol

@m.farrelfahrezi4301 5 лет назад

yea, i facepalmed

@pressftolaugh6813 5 лет назад

i cringed so hard with that happened, its coz of his gimmick in trying to make the video fun, and forgetting the objective of the game.

@emydb4674 4 года назад

Jack needs glasses

@fatdude7964 4 года назад

i immediately new it was the criminal

@Darkon4580 5 лет назад

Allows someone through border Jack: This is a great day! Receives citation two seconds later Jack: This is the WORSE day!

@Max-gy5rp 5 лет назад

Read this right as he said it lmao. The coincidence

@deadgrass2299 3 года назад

Jack: Get the *FOK* OUTTA MY LINE! Everyone: I felt that.

@soupspoon275 4 года назад

50:13 if I get a citation I'm gonna eat my hair. Printing sounds instant regret

@ravenreduced6319 5 лет назад

The menu screen keeps flashing for some reason??

@ayshaafzal1640 5 лет назад

I know! I noticed it too

@jamesnapstablook2834 5 лет назад

I know right

@d13reddiouse35 5 лет назад

Dude, I thought my phone is glitching out!

@dopykat9606 5 лет назад

It’s very annoying

@UncannyAbomination 5 лет назад

is it just the menu screen?? i keep seeing it and thought my tv was messing up

@jaedendp9501 5 лет назад

Jack: What a great day! The family: cold, sick and hungry. 19:22

@Prizm17 4 года назад

J and J parham no the game takes place in the 1980s lmaoooooooo

@Unknownuser4955 4 года назад

Yes

@the-corvid-zone 2 года назад

They should work too if they want live -\(•-•)/-

@crispybacon2 2 года назад

1 day passes The whole family : PLEASE GET ME FOOD AND HEAT

@randoiguess 3 года назад

I finally looked up speedruns of this game because I thought they'd be really cool to see, but it's actually pretty boring. WR is just them resetting the game for 7 minutes and then denying and accepting people at random for 3 minutes

@Cheekymeerkat 2 года назад

Comparing this papers please series to Jack’s original, he seems to be a lot more positive now. It makes me happy

@SalaComMander 5 лет назад

Jack: Overweight? That's such a mean descriptor! Me: I'm sure she prefers it over WANTED CRIMINAL

@primotef8863 5 лет назад

I didn't saw it either, I was as suprised as Jack

@salmanahmed3071 5 лет назад

these “Jack” “me” is getting less funnier everytime , and they’re not funny when they’re this dumb

@SalaComMander 5 лет назад

@@salmanahmed3071 Oh, what a _shame!_ Obviously, every single comment is here to entertain you specifically. Forgive me, O great critic of comedy.

@salmanahmed3071 5 лет назад

SalaComMander Ah Thank you for those kind words oh so ironic Keyboard Warrior!

@SalaComMander 5 лет назад

That's not what irony means. What I employ is what is known as "sarcasm."

@chiccynugs7164 5 лет назад

Nobody: Jacks family: Jack: FU*K I FED MY FAMILY AGAIN! DAMNIT! Edit: holy balls! 797 likes! Damn that’s a lot of people I gotta disappoint. Thank you though!

@ciaranbuitrago5928 5 лет назад

hahaha 29:26

@alexkistermusic4701 5 лет назад

I saw your comment exactly when it happened in the video lol

@UniqBlue 5 лет назад

Dean's Family:Isnt that good or is it for Budget reasons. Sean:Yes yes it is.

@evevevevevsv 5 лет назад

400th like :)

@TO-it9no 3 года назад

Damn, 5 people unliked since that edit

@Ammifyy 3 года назад

Jack: ok your staying for 2 months Also Jack: looks at 1 year and let’s them through

@ILoveVagina420 2 года назад

“I don’t take bribes!” As a stack of money sits on the counter 😂

@captnskyhook6788 4 года назад

“You couldn’t come until now? Well I’m about to come all over this b o o t h” ok jack you do you

@kocagaming327 4 года назад

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa funny

@TheBiggieCheese 4 года назад

I was reading the comments and right when I got to yours jack said that lmao

@hawkii744 4 года назад

captnSkyhook or the booth apparently

@Loonci 3 года назад

I heard booty XD

@asyoucanclearlyseeiamPerson 3 года назад

As soon as I heard that I wondered how many dirty minded people heard it too.

@siedertreestudios4365 5 лет назад

Glory? Arstotzka. Mother? Proud. Hotel? Trivago.

@kaljackal9052 5 лет назад

Country? Greatest.

@Chris_Cross 5 лет назад

r/unexpectedtrivago

@michaelinsomanywords3647 5 лет назад

Pompey? Sliced.

@sillytosociety 5 лет назад

@@Chris_Cross wow...

@Chris_Cross 5 лет назад

@@sillytosociety What?

@goblinbxtch7540 3 года назад

Who told him not to trust the ezic order, that's literally the best ending is siding fully with them leading the rebellion and making it New Arztozka

@laboon344 3 года назад

Hello

@pumpkineer_3047 3 года назад

12:47 yes I’m putting this here because I love listening to that accent

@jomamasmemes6935 5 лет назад

Nobody: Literally Nobody: Jack: *feeling cute, today might go detain some people*

@strawberrybrite712 5 лет назад

Discrepancy detected: Mistake in meme format. *DETAINED*

@1256936 5 лет назад

@@strawberrybrite712 Underrated reply

@strawberrybrite712 5 лет назад

Discrepency detected: Improper punctuation,-------compliment Discrepency cleared *PASSED*

@smeetandsour 5 лет назад

Felt cute, might detain later

@strawberrybrite712 5 лет назад

@@smeetandsour Discrepency detected: Incorrect meme format *DETAINED*

@ItsLadyJadey 5 лет назад

RIGHT as dude went in to blow himself up in the game... Lightning cracked RIGHT outside my apartment. Sounded like a damn explosion. *IMMERSION LEVEL 100*

@straightfromdema 4 года назад

Illusion 100

@omegathegamer1545 4 года назад

Wtf were u scared I would’ve pissed myself honestly

@jorjicostava9086 2 года назад

Hello! I come to go into next video, yes? *shows passport, entry permit* Here you go! Was not easy, or cheap! Haha!

@gabe_gaming9107 Год назад

(that was me)

@jaxsterminator8634 Год назад

@@omegathegamer1545 Same here. Personally, I have a phobia of thunderstorms (especially the noise) so I would have been traumatized.

@pre_cum 3 года назад

The way I can see if you got a citation is when you see them walking out of the booth on the path their is 2 little spaces in the dots and when the person walk next to it, it like scans the people I’m not talking about the concrete slabs

@usa_ham1337 3 года назад

I turn away for a minute, only to hear Sean say, "...sounds like my son has been drinking too much lil' bitch juice." That caught me completely off guard lmao

@umairmodan2576 5 лет назад

9:04 Jack: This is a great day :D 2 seconds later Jack: This is the WORST day D:

@TinchoX 5 лет назад

I cracked up xD

@umairmodan2576 5 лет назад

@@TinchoX i didn't knew it was that funny xD

@tanmay1408 5 лет назад

That's the classic jack

@NumBiscuit 5 лет назад

15:45 jack just missed the prefect time to say: "feeling cute, might detain some people idk"

@strawberrybrite712 5 лет назад

Discrepancy detected: Use of "idk"--origional meme format-- *DISCREPENCY CLEARED* *ACCEPTED*

@Arbiter22J 3 года назад

Did anyone else see the title screen flash for half a second at 04:22 ?

@mixedtape239 3 года назад

I’m late by a year but.., did no one notice that he gave the real documents to the fake.... he mixed them up.....;-;

@theamericanhero3955 2 года назад

No he didn’t

@arjunrajbansh 5 лет назад

"F***...did i feed n heat my family again..?" -jacksepticeye 2k19

@dahianmarie6086 5 лет назад

Yeah and he didn't collect the 1000 dollars (that gift) bc it didn't have a negative on the side so he lost money? Right?

@shipwreck8875 5 лет назад

Dahian Marie he didn’t want the bribe, so that means he didn’t collect it. He would’ve gotten More if he accepted the bribe, but he didn’t lose any money

@lilhotfrie7440 5 лет назад

420

@arjunrajbansh 5 лет назад

@Noah Blackwell XD

@spamseller 3 года назад

Only jacksepticeye would get mad at himself for feeding his family.

@gamerane06yt 3 года назад

*Me:* *** *Saying "look at the criminal chart" over and over again cause I see that the person is a criminal* *** *Jack:* *Alright you can go in!* Lol thought this would be funny since I literally repeated it multiple times over and over again. Then the criminal went through and I was like no!

@prospect8245 5 лет назад

The frustration when Jack misses important details on the screen while he is looking away... "the Order knows"

@UnrealBabyNeil 5 лет назад

100th like

@dronehackerplays5764 5 лет назад

I was so pissed

@Joeslette 5 лет назад

Hes so forgetful

@hgpbm9572 5 лет назад

I bled internally when that happened. EDIT: I was rushed to the ER when he didn’t notice the wanted criminal.

@prospect8245 5 лет назад

@@hgpbm9572 same lmao

@ninjask1038 5 лет назад

Anyone notice the quick flashes of papers please title every once In a while? Edit, OK we’re fine I’m not going insane I’m glad all you can see it too😂

@TheGerd 5 лет назад

Yeah I see it, it's odd

@TeddymanYT 5 лет назад

And weird noices every once in a while. Sort of sounds like scratching

@PsychoMantisss 5 лет назад

I couldn't decide if it was subliminal advertising or if it was a glitch.

@ninjask1038 5 лет назад

Teddyman ye I also heard that

@myrthywyrthy 5 лет назад

I thought it was some sort of 'pause screen' because Sean clicked out of the screen?

@ernest6192 4 года назад

He should make a t shirt saying “get the f*** out of my line”

@lillian6250 Год назад

god I just started working in a hotel and this is exactly what it feels like: too much h information to process in a short amount of time with gradual increases to what ur expected to do. Fucking love it

@lilkrizzysht127 5 лет назад

Jack-"If i'm gonna get a citation I will eat my hair." (Gets citation) Jack-"Well, I know what video i'm gonna make next."

@michaelgrimes9942 5 лет назад

when was this

@deleteduser5602 5 лет назад

@@michaelgrimes9942 50:00

@dmytrokosynskyy2445 5 лет назад

I await patiently

@screamingcrane8187 5 лет назад

@@michaelgrimes9942 50:12

@Notquitekris 5 лет назад

CUT👏THAT👏PONY👏TAIL👏CUT👏THAT👏PONY👏TAIL👏

@TheGerd 5 лет назад

"I FORGOT ABOUT THE SEALS! NOO" 5 Minutes later "My eagle eyes catch everything"

@imthegameboyyt9785 5 лет назад

Underrated

@nobodyknows1330 5 лет назад

Bruh

@jennatodd9396 3 года назад

Did anyone else notice the flashing “Papers Please”?

@stopitgshwr4627 3 года назад

i did

@Kingsman265 3 года назад

6:23 jack be like ima give him the right papers

@snorange7445 5 лет назад

When they walk down the path this is how you can tell what they are Slightly slower :Citation Average speed : fine Slightly faster: THEY GONNA GO BOOM

@laundrydetergent2637 5 лет назад

I play papers please and holy shit this is life changing, thank you

@wrestling3046 4 года назад

Jacksepticeye: " This is a great day" **Citation prints out not even a second later Jacksepticeye after: " This is the worst day".

@issamirza4328 3 года назад

"This is the greatest day!" Gets a citation "THIS IS THE WORST DAY!"

@adwitiyapaul2831 3 года назад

I was reading this just as he said it xDD

@theywalkinguptoyouand4060 3 года назад

Yes, that's what happened in the video. Thanks so much for pointing it out.

@s0v1etfr0st 3 года назад

@@adwitiyapaul2831 same lol

@DirtBikeBoy5ive 3 года назад

What time stamp?

@greggevans3313 3 года назад

22:50 first entrant will always show up with a forged permit, without the seal at the top ^^

@jernamanuel143 4 года назад

"DID I FEED AND HEAT MY FAMILY AGAIN NO THEY DONT DESERVE THAT" - Jack 2019

@zut8448 5 лет назад

Jack completely ignored the dude saying "The order knows" F

@aidendowney39 5 лет назад

Well, he did say he wasn't going to let the Order in

@dylan_Coat 5 лет назад

You earn the best ending (and endless mode) when you go against The Order.

@Nopunsforyou 5 лет назад

Ya I saw dat

@nobodyknows1330 5 лет назад

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

@lucasmucas9072 5 лет назад

NORMAL COAT well good

@tastydeathcaps8608 5 лет назад

man: (accidentally hands in his two passports) jack: *somethins fishy here...*

@bonesmalone6532 5 лет назад

timestamp?

@moonstone4893 5 лет назад

The Silent Antagonist 49:27

@deathpallie325 4 года назад

46:03 Arstotzka is basically the same great Coke taste with Zero Sugar of Countries. So basically, kind of like Tasti-Cola, like the one delivered around a small Italian island, with a route that has something that looks like either a Border Checkpoint or a Toll Booth.

@itsmeyourmate8079 3 года назад

It's very strange that watching a 30(ish) yr old man yell at a game about border control can be so incredibly entertaining

@LouiTheBulli 5 лет назад

Little Potato Man made it into the thumbnail. Glory to ARSTOTZKA

@smeggytesters8585 5 лет назад

SUPERLOUIE22 ! Glory to Cobristan

@aylinkoch 5 лет назад

*GREATEST COUNTRY, MOTHER PROUD!!!*

@rickybyrne4485 5 лет назад

GLORY GREATEST!!!!!!

@theitalianstallion973 5 лет назад

Murica!!

@tommyx2345 5 лет назад

sorry i would like your comment but its at 420 likes and i wont be the one who ruin it

@evan4292 5 лет назад

The reason why the papers please logo kept flashing on the screen was because Jack moved his mouse to his second monitor Edit: Thanks for all the nice comments. I just saw all of the confused comments ☺️🙏 Edit 2: The reason the mouse is on the screen is because he’s pressing a key.

@madditaylor6088 5 лет назад

Wafflez E12 thanks you I was actually so confused be that !!

@sarahbornas852 5 лет назад

I just thought my eyes has stopped working lol

@amarisb7689 5 лет назад

same here thought it was just my computer glitching or something

@freyja593 5 лет назад

I was so confused! Thank you

@camdentucker6153 5 лет назад

Glad to know that I'm not the only one to notice

@crumbleboy9945 2 года назад

his excuse at the end "lots of documents, I'm trying to talk to you guys," was the same as in the first play-through!!

@luisarias8775 3 года назад

3:30 Oh, so you're polite this time when someone says I have it here😂

@earthisadonut7213 5 лет назад

Jack denied Mikhail Saratov subconsciously because he didn't have the right papers instead of on purpose...Jack never ceases to amaze me.

@glagy 5 лет назад

*subconsciously

@earthisadonut7213 5 лет назад

@@glagy thanks

@lauraeisenschenk9386 5 лет назад

He also denied Stafani without even opening any of her documents. She was the 9th person on day 14 that didnt have a passport. He didnt see her name at all! It's a good thing he's not working with the Order. His denial instincts are too strong.