Detective Cuno 1 (Fully Voiced) 

This is everything up until entering the building on the island, if this video gets enough views/likes I'll make another with the rest of his lines at the end of the game. I genuinely didn't know the Cuno ending was possible. The first time I played I had the gun at the Tribunal and did very well, this Let's Play I was so focused on completing it quickly I forgot the Tribunal was immediately after Ruby and so thought I died. I thought Kim died and I'd have to replay everything, and yet somehow, I think I've gotten the better ending now!

for a 12 year old on drugs he makes some very good observations

I love how Cuno insults Kim but when Harry tries to join in Cuno's just like, "Dude, not cool, he took a bullet for you." Also love the line "Who the fuck's gonna move it? The island janitor?"

"Accept the Cuno" best decision i ever made

Cuno's surprisingly durable moral principles are some of the best parts of his characterization

It's a slight shame that the best result for a character that redeems himself, Cuno, is locked behind what is essentially the worst possible result between you and Kim's trust. In an ideal world, Cuno comes along for the ride, but, unfortunately that's not possible.

"ICM" "Is Cuno Magic? He is -- case solved."

i dont care what anyone says i love this kid man. maybe its just the teacher in me but i really wanna help him, give him a hug, help him find a path that aint just speed, y’know? there’s a good, smart kid under all that decorum

2nd best bro after Kim

It'd be cool if you could unlock an ending with both Kim and Cuno as your partners, like maybe playing through and getting the different ending unlocks an opportunity to get such an ending if Kim doesn't get shot and Cuno's opinion of you is high enough to care (I'm imagining an alternate scene where Harry wakes up to both Kim and Cuno, with Cuno making commentary about the bloodbath and, when asked why Cuno is there, Kim says he assisted Kim in aiding Harry, which Cuno vehemently denies because THE CUNO DOESN'T CARE, and then you have the option to convince Kim that Cuno's street smarts might be helpful, especially with Harry being injured it might help to have another set of hands to assist)

Not being best friends with Kim physically hurts me so I'll never get this myself, but I needed to see this from some brave soul who could manage it. The reading for 'why' in "*WHY* in the name of fuck would Cuno be hurt?" is one of the funniest line reads of the game. I replayed it like eight times.

Bruh....the game's been out for years how tf did I not know cuno could be your partner?

I can't believe there's a whole new party member if your partner gets lead, the effort and love in this game

I love that half the time Cuno says exactly what Kim would say, just with more swearing

just noticed theres your face in a super small square in the top left corner. Spooked me

"Refuse the Cuno" fucking lol

Jesus christ i didnt notice the webcam at the top left lol

My motherly feminine urge to marry kim and adopt cuno is literally burning

I can't believe the game got me from hating Cuno and punching him in the face to loving Cuno and wanting to protect him at all costs. Fucking outstanding writing

Cuno being more eloquent when off the effects of drugs made me feel so bad for him. It made me realize that all his annoying shit at the beginning was more a cry for help than anything. "CUNO DOESN'T FUCKING CARE!" but you see, he actually does, but he takes drugs to help him forget. Much like Harry.

Geez, Beardless smiling Harry really looks like a creep

You got to respect the Cuno!

I like how youtube shows England as geolocation

After spending literal hours going through his dialogue tree, the little brat started growing on me. I really wish there was a way to save him and Kim.

For being such a bad-mouthed kid, he's quite sweet

Best game EVER

It feels like an eternal torment to have 'The King Cuno' follow us around. It's like the devs "punish" us for letting down Kim and getting him shot :D

I was heartbroken after fucking up the shootout but having Cuno as a crime buddy was a really nice suprise :)

My first playthrough, when I was following the gameplay wherever it took me without trying, I got this ending. Was weirdly heartening. But tbh the "Kitsuragi TRUELY trusts you" ending is so, so much better.

"Terminal Cuno" got me good, what a brilliant piece of writing!

cool mate , just got the final cut :)

"Wait i have to listen to something else" Cuno sniffles immediately and is cut off

cuno and harry vs luke and professor layton

Sometimes we all just need a cuno to lean on, or maybe just massive burnout f ups but still.

What happened to Cunoesse after this??

I think itd be hilarious if there was a bug that allowed cunos lines to play when kims in this scene or vice versa

This lil'imp sheit has become one of my nightmares.

At first I absolutely hated Cuno and then as I played the game I felt sorry for Cuno and began to love him. 😭

Cuno is the reward for chosing an easy death over spending another sec with kim.

I hated Cuno the moment I met him, by the end of the game I want to adopt him

WHAT

If you try to shoot Cunoesse will he still join you?

WAIT YOU CAN RECRUIT CUNO

How did you get this outcome?

Wait, so how do you get this to happen in the game? How do you get Cuno to join you and replace Kim?

When Kim gets shot, one of the worst timelines imaginable. ☹️

;( its not the same I miss OG CUNO

I can not stand this kid. Why would anybody would choose to be partners with him? I was shocked when I found out that this was an option.