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I love how you think he likes people enough to stay.

Somebody has to be there to help explain the situation. House isn't just going to start talking to himself for the sake of making the episode play out how the writers wanted it to.

LMAO!!! YEP!!!

@@tsemiu Opinions are irrelevant.

@@tsemiu he does, he just has trouble showing it.

Ive always taken it as a personal challenge

FORMER professional pill popper here. Swallow dry. Follow with grapefruit juice for max absorption. Empty stomach.

@@tibicenlinnei4014 that very much depends on the pill, amphets absorb better with a small meal 15-30 mins before. And the grapefruit thing is also very drug-specific some it helps some it hurts and some it's likely fatal or ends with you being extremely ill, drugs are great and potentiators are wonderful but just telling people to take an enzyme inhibitor with their pills to increase strength without any details is a terrible idea

If there's no water around, I can't be bothered to get some.

@@theRPGmaster Watch out, I can see a vein popping from here xD

I love the fact that he WAITED.

Lol

1:47

the endings very dark

yaah... I didn't like that episode.

Imma be real, rather get it straight then being beaten around the bush

.....it was described to hrr parent as a parasite, not a baby as it should have been... and what happened to the coach?

One could even say…this vexes Foreman…

Well guess we now know what House does during a Pandemic

Thank God they didnt show corona virus in this show... The state secrets would have been out in public

Twilight zone

@@xk3168 I mean the show is only 200 years old...

Do u mean the netlix ad ?

He's a specialist in diagnosis, so yea probably.

More dangerous one

Actually the one with the babies getting infected is what he would do with an epidemic.

He would be trying to make people remember that tuberculosis, streptococus sp, and influenza didn't took vacations on 2020

@@mattlane2282 🤦‍♀️

Someone dies eventually, maybe because they got struck by lightning afterwards? He might’ve got plot armour modified version.

Unrealistic tho. Like being able to medicate Foreman's amoeba infection in the brain after symptoms develop to such late stage. Particularly when the disease itself has a mortality rate of over 97% in real life.

@@donkgated8074 Usually people don't get exposed in a specialized infection ward partway through the diagnosis of the source of the infection. Also, Foreman is a survivor (lol).

@@donkgated8074 Of course is unrealistic, nothing in a hospital work like that, is even stupid talking about that 😅

F-15 104 : 0 combat kills totally rules House

congrats man!

Did you take the vaccine?

Dude! That's insane! Glad you caught it early. You could die from that.

Cranberry sauce?

@@aaronpullen4836 they said it was 3 days before thanksgiving, I’m pretty sure they weren’t vaccinating yet. Also from what I’ve heard the thrombosis caused by vaccines is a specific type.

He's not just one of the best diagnosticians in the world lol. He's also one of the most irresponsible, immature, and manipulative human beings ever. Even if he didn't actually find this sick girl, he'd probably try to pretend like he did to get out of his doctor duties.

They just hated his guts and kept him on until they felt the potential for lawsuit was gone. Shows you the real morals going on there. Why lawsuit? Because Cutty preformed an opposing operation on him, against his wishes (he wanted the riskier but better gain operation, where he’d have no pain, compared to the ‘safer’ operation where he’d be crippled and feel pain for life.) based on her feelings and the feelings of someone who did not have right of attorney over him (I think I have that spelt wrong.) (his girlfriend, but since they weren’t married, she has no power to override his wishes) House had the potential to bankrupt the hospital after what she did (apparently they barely made anything according to this episode lol) so Cutty gave him a variety of special privileges, in efforts to hold him off until the risks of a lawsuit were far past.

While appeal to authority is very convincing, it isn't logical. House provided very weak foundations for suggesting it is not meningitis. We know he's not wrong as a viewer, but as the hospital, he need to provide more definitive evidence than just that bit of neck pain which can be explained by multitude of reasons.

@@neurofiedyamato8763 But she tested negative for meningitis! If that's not substantial proof she didn't have meningitis I don't know what is.

@@panek6443 she wasn't tested negative until after they were alotted time.

Let's agree, If House had a plague doctor mask, he would wear it.

@Fresh Turkey well even though menengitis is more serious, it's not more infectious than coronaviruses. So the same mask we use would be effective

@Fresh Turkey how come you believe they're so useless?

@@johnhalliday5420 they stop spread not inhalation. they're called surgical masks because they're meant to stop surgeons from breathing droplets into patients causing infections.

@ surgical masks reduce the chances of infecting others if you are already infected and are infectious. They are useless in stopping you from getting infected. They are useful when used en masse on large scale in slowing down the spread of diseases but on small scale their effect alone is miniscule. Respirators are the opposite. They can filter the air you're breathing in but the valve makes it so they don't block anything you breathe out.

Ah, no real surprise then; I figured something like this was why the coach was written to say _"these kids are all very mature"_ at 4:28

Pregnant, I got that part early on from the setup... KDM

@@definesigint2823 it's not the coach, if was a boy on the male swim team, as I remember

@@andrewramirizkbassily1837 Alright; thanks for the clarification.

Didn't ask h

invasive* evasive is when you avoid (evade) something, not when you invade it. Sorry for being that guy

hahaha evasive tests 😂

@@Dazzwidd well it would be if house is trying to avoid this 😂

Hmm.. AbsOlUteLY lOvE that everyone is talking about the *minor error* that we can all understand enough to get what they’re saying and not talking about the fact that House literally said he would probably do dangerous and invasive tests on a twelve year old just to avoid being bored… just saying

@@ravengray3095 Right, but "evasive" was ironically applicable, even though in error.

Its never lupus

@@revinzash3700 except the episode when it is

@@tomhemming9236 uh,the magician one?

@@asmimazumder5550 yeah, season 4 episode 8 you dont want to know. even house says 'i finally have a case of lupus'

you actually had me doubt everyhing i know about medecine (AND LUPUS) before i caught the punchline XDXDXD

like Romanian doctors during COVID

I've been feeling like that for about a year now

Same energy as grandpa Simpson walking in and then immediately out of the burlesque house.

That's how I see work sometimes!

It’s a resource problem, not diagnostic. I tried that at work. Not as effective at a bank.

the lack of mask is because hes an ACTOR, you can't watch him act/react to things if his face is covered. it would also muffle his voice making it sound terrible. tv shows discard realism so they can make an episode that will make money

Cuddy gave him pills, which he took, before he went further into the hospital. So, yeah....the pills protected him as they were supposed to do.

@@corberus3119 Grey's Anatomy though

@@corberus3119, don’t know man, his eyes tells you all you need to know about how he is mocking/ridiculing you.

Like Dracula

But he eventually gets to sleep with her......

maybe im atypical, but my reaction was "uh, are you okay," because my doctor seemed stressed out, and my mother's reaction was "is that supposed to be happening?" I didn't get an answer to the first - and to the second, no, it wasnt 😂

I'd recognize it as "Ah, something else is fucky" but I like to refer to myself as an outlier

I had a dentist go "uh-oh" once. I was having a extraction of a Canine tooth and it had fused with the jawbone, so the extraction caused a small fracture. I ended up being totally fine, but my reaction to the uh'oh was to be very still and quiet.

LOL

Dobthts what house would do during the Epidemic go Figure

Yep. My reaction when an old beat up car from the early 80s shows up at the shop. The boss' wife spots me a mile away. "Damnit, Janet! I would have gotten away too, if it weren't for your prying eyes!"

Lolol

how? This is actually an issue...

she's a chil an on a swim team. she's used to following instructions from parents/coaches and has no prior issues with doctors to think they can be wrong so no arrogance to push back on their suggestions

They are nice and polite to her. Yet to meet such a doctor ! Or nurse for that matter. XD

@@blackberrymidnight this is so true!!! (according to my personal experience)

Hey I'm one of those cooperative I was 4 or 5 CM dilated and I didn't even flench when I got the epidural but my pain level was so intense I didn't even feel it at all so i was really still lol I was begging for that epidural tho they even had to tell me when they were done with it that's how much the pain of contractions overpowered the pain of epidural I was actually more afraid about the epidural 🤣 silly me wasn't nothing compared to labor pain but I salute mommas who had babies without epidural cause with all the pain I definitely couldn't deal lol

I was in the hospital recently for 5 days (nothing serious). I tried to be as good as I could!

"Push me again".........that dude knew not to mess with Foreman.

May her soul r.i.p

Yeah, she was on some kind of medication and unfortunately accidentally overdosed.

Damn....R.I.P

@@Sal_Sal27 How sadly ironic to be in a medical show and die from medication.

Man, that's horrible. She was only 21.

'Start with Amyloidosis, end with Zamyloidosis.'

I love how this is a medical drama, the main actors don't need to wear one :D

one might almost think it is a TV show or something

Plot armor...or plot immunity in this case.

They got plot armor, mask is redundant

I think it's for people who read lips and because masks make the little mics that they have to use sometimes not work right

Cuz they don’t make a difference

@@crispyfurburgerthe4th669 you know better than doctors I’m sure

@@notoriousblt1038 - anything but N95 or better is useless you nit.

@@notoriousblt1038 People learn from doctors and reliable sources.... They don't have to be doctors to state a piece of information. Just like the people who tell you to, I dunno, take a Tylenol when you're sick are usually your parents and not doctors. And yet they get their information from doctors.... Sorry but your statement was just irrelevant and baseless.

@@rockysquirrel4776 Incorrect. There is experimental evidence indicating that cloth masks have a positive effect too.

Tell that to ____.

No they do not. They catch too.

Watch Euphoria.

No, they just strive for realism. How many people are wearing a mask during the pandemic?

and here i thought doctors had to take some vaccines before they could work....strange world

House's fault. He was busy trying to both torture Chase as well as subject the girl to a battery of invasive tests to avoid being bored.

Blood work gives an idea but could be something else entirely

every once in a while,TV hits a home run.This time,the bases were loaded !!!!

@@dwightdodd3734 Yep. 🥇

Why would you want one?

@@thegatorhator6822 Why wouldn't I?

@@ryoumisakiGP Would have been hilarious to see all the anti-vaxxers lose their minds and try to cancel the show or something.

What happened?

@@jkm7983 drug overdose

How sad 😔

@@lolookphor that's so sad.

I still picture her at the age she was in Storm Of The Century

Yikes. I hope you're feeling better now!

Tubes***

Yap, had that done twice due to gastrointestinal reflux disease - it is really a pain to suffer through. First time was when I was 15, and I suffered it like a champ, but the second time as an adult was quite a lot more intense.

sounds like PTSD in my country they give us sedation if we ask

I went to the dentist before and I was shaking like that cause I had to get a filling done, ended up crying as a grown man because I was traumatized as a kid at the dentist.

Yup--been, done that. The tube down the throat feels like pencil dangling in your throat. The feeling lessens after a while.

It's also a hospital sooooo....

@@retrozip I work in one. Just see them constantly.

Except the plague.

Sure he's immune to this one, especially after being given those pills at 0:50... ;-)

It’s called plot armour

Stg something I’ve noticed is addicts (especially those abusing prescription drugs) rarely get sick unless it’s to do with the drug they’re taking. Idk how it works lol

He was giving him a blue slip, so that patient didn't have the meningitis. If they're snatching gurneys out from under kids after lumbar punctures, they're probably cutting a few corners for time and resources.

@@hiccuphufflepuff176 Not changing gloves and performing hand hygiene between patients is a great way to spread other pathogens.

@@grapatin true

@@hiccuphufflepuff176 I mean, we're going through a pandemic now, and there were never any recommendations at the hospital where I work to reduce glove changes, even during supply shortages. Universal precautions are the first step to infection control.

Mine was done in an operating room. Insane situations but like now am sure it has happened.

@@heatherloffelmann3547 It should be done in a sterile field.

I had an epidural during my contractions, and can’t imagine it eather

Cool but a coach is a coah and they're allowed to do a coach joke

@@MrBlueSleeves There’s such a thing as defensive swimming?

@@biencj for water polo lol

Its on prime

@@praveen5905 It's on Peacock too which is free but ad-supported

Pretty sure she meant to re create the show and bring back the same cast

To be fair the last seasons the only one that wanted to go further in the stories was Hugh Laurie. No one else wanted to anymore.

Nah - post Huddy it was done, the whole House not dealing with Cuddy's cancer was forced Went on a season or two too long if anything Making Foreman Dean of Medicine was a mistake (character wise) his second "new team" was a dead end Masters was pointless Taub stayed too long Park was Annoying Chase "surfing for a year" was plain idiotic Could do a one off , where house has taken over Wilson's ID,& has Wilson and 13's bodies buried in his garden but not a another series

Getting in is fine. Quarantine is only for stopping people from getting out.

What is the episode number?

@@surprise578 S1 Ep 19

Context-wise it makes perfect sense. lol. I won't spoil though for the 2-3 that haven't seen it yet.

The actress never speaks and her hair was Auburn not blond. House assumes she is crazy because her hair does not smell like chlorine and the group of people at the Hospital were there from a swim meet. I would say this is more of an insult rather than a diagnosis. She could have been a friend or family member of someone on the swim team, or a member of the team itself that had just not gotten in the water. You can see the entire scene in Season 1 Episode 19 "Kids" of House starting at around 17:45, not Season 1 Episode 8 as it says in the description above. The House M.D. channel labeled this one wrong. I looked but could not find the name of the actress that played the role. She did not appear in the credits for the episode, I assume because it was not a speaking role. I did find this interesting fact about the episode on the wikipedia page, "The diver’s father is played by Dylan Kussman who appeared with Robert Sean Leonard(Wilson) in “Dead Poets Society” playing the role of Richard Cameron." His character was the redhead with flat top haircut that turned in Mr. Keating(Robin Williams) for what happened to Neil.

Also... The actress coming home to America is in episode too. She was Eddie Murphy future wife

The dynamic between Chase & House is the best.

I would seriously try to write that person up.

@@onawal931 bro she ought be fired. Especially after moving someone from a lumbar procedure

@@boundlessblade5205 It's not that big a deal...

That is PRETTY much how much any given practitioner gives AF about their patients anymore. Sadly.

Oh nice, you saw this video aswell!

That’s heartbreaking ):

Sounds lovely! 😬

Waiting for the "I did a lumbar puncture test and laughed at how little it hurt, then I bench pressed the entire MRI machine and took home 7 of the most beautiful nurses in the hospital" comments.

Just watching it makes me super uncomfortable

@jacobfromallstate4963 I did a lumbar puncture test and laughed at how little it hurt, then I bench pressed the entire MRI machine and took home 7 of the most beautiful nurses in the hospital.

One of my ultimate fears is getting meningitis and having to deal with an LP.

Yup!

Because the coach knocked her up

@@tibicenlinnei4014 actually wasn't the coach was one the older boys on the swim team

@@ayajade6683 Have peeps who said it was the couch. Unsure because I haven't seen it in a while.

@@ChaoticNeutralMatt they suspected the coach originally but it was the boy on the team with her. It was done for a character arc/development for I can't remember which of the team but was to prove they have to actually need to look at the evidence and not jump the gun as it can cause issues with patient treatment.

You have mad respect for a company uploading clips of their show which both advertizes the show, and gives them ad revenue?

Thank you!!!!!!

It's because Chase betrayed him to Vogler.

he only offered Foreman he never actually offered it to Chase. Chase reached for it expecting same offer

It hits way too close to house

5:07 first @n@L

*_"There are no accident." - Master Oogway_*

Worth mentioning that she accidentally overdosed on her epilepsy meds, and that it wasn't a heroin overdose or anything along those lines.

@@caseyaulbach7693 omfg.

@@caseyaulbach7693 I was only meaning to highlight the tragedy of a young woman losing her life seemingly accidentally. The evidence of which I've heard regarding her overdose is mixed. It still remains sad, though, that she lost her life.

Child star Skye McCole Bartusiak died from an accidental drug overdose possibly linked to huffing, new toxicology test results suggest. Difluoroethane is a chemical refrigerant found in products such as Dust-Off. Users sniff it to get a temporary high. Bartusiak was 21 when she was found unresponsive in a garage apartment at her parents' house in Houston. Her mom previously suggested her death might have been caused by epileptic seizures.

How?

@@carlyedwards1422 Accidental drug overdose I believe

Thanks I was looking for this.

Thank you. You're amazing!

Thanks you I was looking for this comment

Legendary

Your a pall

I had a lumbar puncture, they did it with a flouriscope. It was easy, got to watch the whole thing with mirrors and the screen of the floroscope. I drank 1000 ml of water and got 1000ml IV. NO headache, just a local could feel my toes etc. Dx for MS positive. EVERY person /MD/specialist has their own protocol.

Nothing is wrong with you.

You are experiencing something called Emotions©️™️ This is a normal part of the Human Experience Please relax and enjoy the rest of your simulation

I'm sure the way to respond to epidemics has been pretty much the same for decades... (at least)

😮😮😮

let's see, meningitis fatality rate can be as high as 70% where-as COVID can be as high as...3%. but sure, let's compare the 2.

@@Erowid13 meningitis has antibiotics. Covid-19 has a poorly distributed vaccine.

@@Erowid13 there are millions more covid-19 cases then meningitis, at least for now. And just cuz you don't die dosnt mean you aren't harmed in some way.

@@harryw.174 80% of cases are asymptomatic.

@@Erowid13 wow, only 20% of millions of people will show symptoms, that's so little :D.

...but it does stand to make you _remember_ them (an _impression_ + all the free advertising impressions for people confirming they've read your post)

Y’all need to learn the difference between epidemic and pandemic.

@@isabellclaire4825 I'm pretty solid on my prefixes thanks, the joke still works just fine.

If they’re idiots for saying that then I guess we need to come up with a word for people who think Covid is a big deal

@@2kmichaeljordan438 how about... "doctor"?

@@shmootube5000 you don’t need to be a doctor to know a disease with barely 3% mortality rate is bad. Smartass

she's amazing in this role, so underrated on the show