To be fair to Jerma, the early history of his people was riddled with struggle and he was largely defensive! As he said, "they were attacking me", it's so clea-... *Checks notes* Uh... Um... Okay, he only killed like, a dozen babies! And only said he wanted to genocide every other species including his allies once! I'm sure he didn't mean that and totally didn't somewhat attempt to follow through on that declaration...
I'm still not over the fact that Jerma just casually makes the most delicious and pretty looking city hall out of nowhere. Bro was possessed by creativity
33:48, "ooey gooey" escapes his mouth yet again. like the tainted ichor that surely fell from prometheus, its allure calls forth, begging me to indulge it and taste a fraction of the discomfort i could inflict upon others. his rhyme feels so right but also disgustingly, almost lovecraftian-esque-ly wrong. the gnawing at my brain, to utter that curse and inflict this obsession on my peers, or destroy them... all in my drive to save my life from the existence of the "ooey gooey". am i wrong, for guarding my heart so and preventing the ooey gooey from breaking my final defence, consuming me once and for all? is my documentation in the vain hope of a scientific solution just aiding the cognitohazard, driving more victims toward it and furthering its vile grip on our minds? i do not know, all i can say is... ooey gooey
i’m so glad you posted this, “fuck the haters fuck the hatersss im putting marshmallows on my building” is my favorite jerma quote ever. if it’s not in this edit ill freak
Bruh, the civilization stage is all about building factories and it tells you this in the tutorial, it’s the main mechanic, Jed a builds one factory, and after being scolded by chat like a disappointed mother he builds 3 more factories for a total of 4 and proceeds to not build for the rest of the stage and wonders why he doesn’t have money. Absolute unintelligent Andy.
@@thesnowmiser6728clop clop, that’s the sound I make when I walk because of my giant cock it is medically infuriating due to the unpleasant and uncomfortable nature of the python lounging in my trousers
have you tried befriending a well-meaning kid who stumbled onto superpowers and lifts you up and cracks your back while saying "i can fix it!", then you stand up straight, run a hand down your spine and say "my back! that's been killing me for years!" *ruffles his hair*, "you're not bad sport" then you take a few steps and collapse and die because your spinal column disintegrated, unable to support your weight with its 100 fractures? i'm just saying you might not have thought of everything
@@kiwamihollie We're talking about real things like well-meaning kids with superpowers, bud: everybody knows chiropractic is a made-up comic book thing hahaha ...wait a minute, this joke is too real.
I actually coat my mustache and beard with flaming hot cheeto dust before I go downtown. I get compliments on my appearance and smell, and if I find myself in a dangerous situation, the dust can be used for self defense.
54:00 before they said it sounded like toxic i thought i recognised it. In the '700 000' games theres one game where someone says that too, but it also reminded me of music from the Zoombinis. I cant be bothered finding the timestamp for the 700 000 games thing though
He got so lucky with that epic at 15:40 having almost no health left Also, goddamn, I loved the Spore DS game. It was so different. It's probably the reason I'm into weird retro looking games
When i was a kid, just the base Spore creature creator that the game is based on seemed so cool. I remembered actually going to a best buy to buy a physical disc for the creature creator and making extremely low quality hypercam2 videos of my goofy creatures. Then later in my life i played the game and it was kinda sad that the creature stage was very short. The space stage was not that fun at all. Seems like an idea with a nice concept that deserved better execution.
this is the first time i've ever identified with jerma and not been flabbergasted at his gameplay, i hate rts so much i would've done the EXACT same thing he did in the civilization stage
