In my youth I briefly served as first mate on a whaling ship. Once, I ran our vessel aground after I thought I had caught sight of Sofia Loren's bosom in my telescope. Turned out to be Dirty Aaron's butt-cleavage. I have used a much lower magnification telescope since.
One day Dirty Aaron will be appreciated for his feet and will be educated upon the correct usage of toilet paper. Donald Trump has every reason to be worried...
My daughter of 4 said she didnt like this video. Even though she did not see it. They do not understand. Her soul needs to be riper. And I've got a very ripe soul. So I say to myself every day in the mirror. Not in my dreams. Because then I see a distorted person. Thankfully, it does not look like any of this. A very peaceful, tranquil and perhaps a cheeky, icecold collection of visualness, in the form of photons which is received in my eyes.
Dirty Aaron used to come and perform at our school. The teachers thought he was educational and entertaining, right up to the point he bit Ms Brindley the music teacher on the elbow.
