Disney Would Like You to Forget They Made Drew Carey's Geppetto (Movie Nights) (ft.  

The the based, the sass, child neglect

Just like the DiGiorno pizza commercial. "Should've made that coffee table."

Maybe it SHOULD have been delivery, after all.

@@christopherwall2121 LOL

”This pre-made pizza is a big disappointment”

yay i have a answer! i suspected it was probbally disney

@@gracekim25 I am also glad to have the answer

What? You didn't know that this Drew Carey classic was a thing?

@@TommyDeonauthsArchives no. I was 2 in 2000😂 I’m younger than these two adorable people on our screen 😅 Tis why I love learning about stuff before my time from these guys😎

That clip is stuck to my brain thanks to Phelan. “BLUE FAIRY intensifies”

18:28

I would watch the hell out of Odo and Data playing on the holodeck together. That was be unironically awesome, and kind of adorable.

Little known story, the virus they used to defeat the Dominion in DS9 wasn't actually a virus as we think of them. What it actually did was hijack "the great link" and make all the changelings watch Geppetto on a loop. The "cure" was just starfleet ending the stream. No wonder they were so pissed off in Picard S3. The experiments done on them was nothing compared to the cruelty of making them watch Geppetto on a loop for days on end.

Worf comes in like "I do not see the point in... puppets."

Lwaxana could play the Blue Fairy. She has the right personality and even dresses up like that on regular basis, and sorta has magical powers

Picard could be Geppetto. Both need help with not making an ass of themselves in front of children. Ironically Geppetto doesn’t actually turn into an ass in this even though he probably should

I never would've thought of Drew Carry as adorkable, but now that I think about him in his show and Whose Line, yeah, he kinda is adorkable

😂

He should team up with ol' Wooden Rod from Birdemic and make the funniest film ever, or a least one that's more environmentally friendly.

It asked me to rate this comment and I was very tempted to go with very terrible.

@Will N ok I get that reference 😂

@@cameronstone4495 I'll give you that film and a 50% discount

To be fair, Drew Carey doesn't own this movie either.

@@henrygvidonas9573 to be fair, he probably hasn't ever even seen it.

Oh cool. Thank you for sharing name twin 🤗

Good luck!!

And good luck with your goal 😊

Taken away from us far too soon.

Rewatched Fright Night last week, highly entertaining in spite of the bad 2010s CGI. Legitimately a great actor.

Most* important part.

And her Blue Fairy blouse is amazing.

those were the days! i miss Colin and Ryan

Wayne: I liked it. Greg: I liked it too. Wayne: I was in it, I liked it. Greg: The bad news was it was Christmas.

What’s worse? Drew Carey in this or Wayne Brady in Food Fight?

Oh!

@@EpicJasonX9000 I understand why I recognise the voice 😅

I love you!

if you want a depressing version that does focus on Geppetto for a while, Guillermo del Toro’s version takes it REALLY dark!

@@CharleyMarlowe I love you too 🥺

I remembered seeing an older tv movie musical growing up that was kind of like that. It was still called Pinocchio, but Gepetto had some rather melancholy soliloquies. Had to look it up and as suspected it stared Sandy Duncan as Pinocchio. Same actress who played Peter Pan in a similar production. Didn't realize till now though that Gepetto was played by Danny Kaye.

Now that I think about it that is kind of a hilarious idea, and the only kind of fairy tale "subversion" that hadn't been done yet. The adoptive "parents" of these magically appearing children being resentful of having to deal with paying for daycare and baby proofing the house and having to give up their old lives.

I'm a boy and I'm aALiIiVeE

😂

Very good comparison

Oh i remember hook😊

Blue Fairy!

Yep😂

*cough* sean astin as hercules *cough*

Lance Bass as Sephiroth is probably the top of my list for bizarre voice casting (that's ostensibly not intentionally weird for comedic value). NSYNC wasn't at it's peak of popularity in 2002, Bass wasn't a known voice actor, and his voice doesn't remotely fit the character (he sounds very young and non-threatening).

You were into fairies?

Oh, I see… Nevermind

I only remember a bit, though I think I might've watched the 1996 one with Jonathan Taylor Thomas. May have been a weird Mandela effect and thought the Drew Carey one was the one I watched, maybe saw the commercials, but never the movie

That and I think instrumentally the music feels like something that's more like something that's suited for Broadway

@@roxassora2706 Really seems like it was slapped together in that respect potentially. Need to actually watch it, Allison was right, it's just on RU-vid, not sure if it's best quality, since sometimes full movies have the weird zoom in and such

Blame that on Old Man Zemeckis and how he hadn't made a good film since the 90's. It's like they WANTED that movie to fail. How the hell Disney hired him again after Mars Needs Moms is beyond me.

Hard disagree! The live action Pinocchio is leagues better than this piece of crap here! Couldn’t even finish watching Geppetto whereas Pinocchio 2022 is actually quite entertaining and enjoyable!

Thanks! That was the idea!

Oh God don't bring that horrible scene up 😢

She ought to be in the next Senran Kagura game...

"Elaine danced?" "It was more like a full-body dry heave set to music."

Of course she’s not playing Elaine this time, so maybe as BLUE FAIRY! she can actually be a bit more graceful…

"Drew Carey you have to singlehandedly save the Television Division of Disney, we're begging you"

I almost forgot it’s still Sunday😂

Not until they cover Pinocchio’s Revenge

was gonna say, LOVE that dress

Aye 100%😊

And the villain too

This show has also helped me find a lost childhood movie, it was The Stupids

If they add this before they add Runaway Brain, I may have to dropkick someone.

Ikr?! I have been growing increasingly surprised it hasn’t been added yet. I kinda figured they would add it to “hype” their new Pinocchio live action. Seeing it’s something a ton of people never saw it. 😂🤷‍♀️

I kind of doubt it, but I'd love it if he did. Getting to see a non-biased opinion towards Stanley Kubrick of the movie would be nice. Then again, I have only seen you-know-who's review of it.

The movie is all over the place, but when you really think about it, that ending is so freaking multilayered! The teddy bear robot tries to warn Hailey Joe Robot that if he finally has his day, he’ll actually expire alongside his recently resurrected mother/owner, but since he ultimately is a slave to his programming, he chooses one more day with her instead of actually asking the bluish-black post-human machine creatures to make him a real boy! It’s tragic, but also everything he ever wanted, so at the same time it’s happy too. It’s probably the most thought provoking ending Steven Spielberg has ever shot!

​@@Popcultureguy3000 but is that really slavery to the programming or is that just what a child would want? Sure he could live a whole life but everyone he loves is dead. And he's a little boy. What little boy would pick a lifetime alone versus one more day with Mommy?

I feel like this era ended with Maleficent. Nothing against that movie I just think the straight remakes started soon after it by happenstance

That’s probably why it’s not on Disney +. They pretty much want to forget the things Eisner was involved with and left his stink on.

So, being a big Drew Carey fan and remembering All-American girl quite fondly, AAG's fate was decided well before they brought in the Drew Carey show- the network had meddled around with it quite a bit- to where by the last episode the premise was moving in a very different direction- away from the family. No one was watching at that point. Having Drew Carey as part of this cross-promotional series made..."sense" because Drew can carry a tune (hear me out) and the musical episodes of the DCS are some of the best of the series. However, he is 100% miscast because he's better when hes not the lead. He could have worked with a large role in an ensemble musical comedy, like How to Succeed at Business (which he actually did a song on the DCS show). It was just a misfire all around.

I think he benefitted from the "Seinfeld Exemption" on the Drew Carey Show, where a standup can get away with not being able to act by playing someone whose character is essentially a standup wandering through a sitcom.

@@urbanpreppie05 A musical novelty episode of a sitcom is completely different from a musical in its own right. He could've had an ensemble part and I think done well, yes - similar to Wayne Brady's role.

Garfeld

yeah i still love it

Not even absinthe will make it absent from your brain, sadly…

I thought that too

That'd be awesome.

Yeah! I really like when it's both of them! Interplay is great.

Yep this is cannon😂

Wait until you hear where real kids come from

@@limalepakko6074 cabbages🤣

He sings in Star Trek: Insurrection too

@@limalepakko6074 oooo ok😊

yeah hes actually put out an album or two. quite good.

And ol Yellow Eyes, and 1776!

Christopher Walken by far

Christopher Walken's at least entertaining in (almost) everything he's in.