Dodgeball A True Underdog Story - Best Bits 

"Nobody makes me bleed my own blood.. Nobody!" Used that line so many times, thank you Dodgeball.

Every line in this film is quotable.

"Tomorrow is the day when we separate the strong from the weak, the men from the boys, and the awkwardly feminine from the possibly Canadian."

Blade..... Laser..... Blazer..... So simple. So funny.

RIP Rip. You can only dodge so many wrenches in life.

"In her home country of Romanovia, dodgeball is the national sport, and her nuclear power plant's team has won the championship 5 years running, which makes her the deadliest woman on Earth with a dodgeball."

"I know you. You know you. And I know you know that I know you." Genius.

Fuck man can you imagine how much it would hurt to have a wrench thrown at your face

Whitey snapping his finger and Michelle instantly showing up will always be my favorite part of this movie

"You couldn't hit water if you fell out of a boat"

"Queerbait, go ahead" One of the best lines in the movie

Necessary? Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine? No, but its sterile and I like the taste.

If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball

In case anyone is wondering. It is. It's spelled Fran Stalinovskovichdavidovitchsky!

He's more of a pirate than you'll ever be

Rest In Peace rip. I always remember you from this and men in Black

"You're about as useful as a c***flavored lollipop" 😂😂😂

Saw this at the movies with a friend of mine and I couldn't stop cracking the fuck up. At one point, he looked at me and whispered "shut the fuck up." Good movie.

"Oh I almost forgot, our last player! Meet Fran Stalinovskaviczdedvediveczsky!"

I will say that Ben Stiller is the best part of this film.

Cram it up your cramhole lafleur is a classic

Clicks fingers, scooter pulls up. Just genius.

"oh I don't think i'm a lot dumber than you thought that I think that I thought I was once" too funny

The way he says "queer bag, go ahead" makes me crack up everytime. He says it as if it's like socially acceptable hahaha

Dodgeball was Hilarious as it was inspirational.

‘Looks like the average joes are going to forfeit here cotton’ “Bold strategy there, let’s see if it pays off here for them” I died in that part wish it was here😂

Ben Stiller is awesome. He's the only one who can say, "Fucking Chuck Norris" and continue to exist.

What about Jason Bateman's stuff? His interactions with Gary Cole as sports commentators were good, too.

There's one part I would've added: "Christ. We're playing Boy Scouts. Not quite *Girl Scouts walk in* Bollocks!"

"Oh I'm not as dumb as you think that I thought that I think that I thought I was once was."

2:50, one of my favorite lines.

Seen this movie like 20 times and always discover new gems. My last time watching it finally hit me hard when Ben said "Freaky Naughty" . Died laughing. Never really stood out to me before.

'Joney loves Chachey' after delivering perfect headshot lol

"Shouldnt we learn how to dodge a ball?" "That's what this sack of wrenches is for"

Your best player, thinks hes a pirate! So many great quotes

*I read about it... IN A BOOK*

if you can dodge a wrench then you can dodge a ball

"That's some good clean family fun there ayy Cott?" XD

If you can dodge traffic, you can dodge a ball!

"Nobody makes me bleed my own blood! Nobody!" *snaps fingers*

one of the funniest movies ever if not The funniest.

I miss these ridiculous early 00s comedies, so fun to watch

I will always love the interaction "Nobody makes me bleed my own blood. NOBODY!" **Snaps fingers** [Me'shell drives up on a moped]

“Nobody makes me bleed my own blood” -the best Ben Stiller line in cinematic history

Nobody makes me bleed my own blood!

This is the best fucking movie ever.

JOANIE LOVES CHACHII

this movie is so amazing, it has loads of great quotes and insults in it, and also little things you laugh at everytime you see it

"Listen up crouch stain I belive in you , remember your training, bye bye."

"I've seen better runs in my shorts"......."your as useless as a poopy flavored lollypop". You gotta love Patches.😁

no espn 8 "the ocho" announcers?

"Thank you chuck Norris!"

Rip Torn/Ben Stiller made this movie what it is lol

I didn't know nazi camp got out this early. Did you decide to skip arts and crafts? Yes I did

One of my all time favourite films! So funny yet so quotable....

1:42 There's a souvenir for a lucky fan... best part of the movie right there!

Classic Ben stiller😂

1:42, I must admit although he didn't hit his intended target, that was a hell of a takeout! 😂

LOVE THE BIT WHERE HE SAYS IF U CAN DODGE A RENCH U CAN DODGE A BALL I ALWAYS LOVE THAT BIT U EARNED A LIKE

best quote in movie is.... "nobody makes me bleed my own blood.... nobody!" I remember first watching this movie in theatres and could not stop laughing after he said that.. I dunno y I though it was so funny but still to this day when I watch dodge all and watch that scene I laugh so hard I'm in tears..

Saw this in theaters. Not ashamed to admit I laughed so hard I peed a little.

1:35 It funny how patched laughs when he just got hit my car lol

I almost forgot how good early Two thousands comedy was. Before the dark times before the mall cops , the sequels, and the pixels...

Nobody makes me bleed my own blood, NOBODY! That is the one line I will always remember from this movie

Ben Stiller is such a great actor.

The whole movie is the best of the movie! This is by far one of the best movies ever!

this very well might b stillers best role. I would evn place this higher than his character in tropic thunder, he gets to do more with whites character, Ben stole the show here

3:04 is the funniest damn part in the entire movie. Hahaha!! I could watch it on a neverending loop for a year and it would still be just as funny as the first time!

Can we just take a moment to talk about how this is a secret sequel to “Heavyweights”

The part where he hits him in he head with a wrench, has me in stitches every single time.

My favorite bit is actually Ben Stiller knocking the ice cream off the kids' hand

There is only one Rip Torn.. he is the only one that could of played that role... he nailed it in the movie summer rental, and beer, and his portrayal of Patches is one that can’t be duplicated

3:11 Definitely one of my top 5 moments in the movie, always makes me laugh out loud.

I loved this movie 🤣🤣🤣👏🏻👏🏻👌🏻👌🏻

Watched this the other night and honestly didn't expect much. But I ended up laughing like an idiot throughout!

I just saw this movie for the first time. Now i know the origin of about 200 jokes i heard my classmates/teammates/friends say tons of times over the years.

The Justin long ball hits are hilarious

Ben Stiller did such a phenomenal job in that movie.

As he's just said as long as we have Patches - then Patches dies...

Dodge Ball, The Longest yard, Superbad, Old School, Starsky ad Hutch, Anchorman and Tropical Thunder. The best comedy movies ever

Lmao I remember I first watched this movie during my trip in Greece back in 2005 w/ my friends, it was hilarious

How can you NOT have the "I'm not really an angry person" bit in here?!

Haven't seen this in so long. Funny how the guy wearing the I ❤ robots shirt in this movie was the guy that spoke in a robot voice in Grandmas Boy.

“Blaze...laser...blazer.” I can’t stop laughing

The 5 D’s. Dodge, Duck, Dip, Dive and….. Dodge

“If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball.”

“ come on, I get better runs in my shorts”

You forgot: “Love the smell of queef in the morning…”

There should more funny scenes in Dodgeball like you’re got get angry you’re got get mean you’re angry now especially when Gordon getting hit by a car that crack me up 😂

I just got this movie days ago!! Its funny as hell!!!

ben stiller and christine taylor (the first two in the first clip) are actually married lol

Lafleur cheated. His foot was out of the triangle.

IN A BOOK

Ben Stiller = Best insults and comebacks in history.

Necessary? Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine? No but I do it anyway because it's sterile and I like the taste.

2:45 both versions of this is still one of my favorite parts of the movie

Patches O'Hoolihan was hilarious!

"There's a souvenir for a lucky fan"

This films ridiculously underrated

"I just threw up a little" says Ben Stiller's real life wife (at the time)