Does he know what he's cooking (Balatro) 

we're balatro guys, of course we buy astronomer and skip celestial packs

Type A chatter will not survive this video

25:38 did he just death a 4 into a 10

what is happening on this one it's like he's ritualistically torturing himself

Ofc he cuts two 9 cards from the deck while having a strength card in a 10/4 deck

In this video: NL goes for a Walkie Talkie build while cutting, destroying and throwing away several 10 and 4 cards

me when i'm a judge on the all blind remake of masterchef kids

The f*cking putten the purple seal on a 9, and not a 2, hanging two 9's, only to purchase the strength a second later... I am six minutes in and already a type A chatter.

28:51 What I hear in mario kart 64 when Toad falls off a ledge

1:42 me when I'm a space microbe frozen to a pre-historic meteor headed towards the center of the solar system

I scream at my monitor like I'm the coach during this

He does not know what he's cooking

local thunk watching the stream with his hand in the matrix

northernlion reportedly passed up driver's license and kept card sharp

me watching my child play with their toy kitchen and they put the plastic banana in the pot with the plastic can of tuna

16:57 me when i get hit by a fire truck an inherit a lucrative insurance settlement

9:50 me when I was betrayed by The Hulk so I've decided to switch sides from Marvel to DC and team up with a Batman villain

We're balatro guys of course we keep a card that's literally only giving +1 hand size and 10 mult until the end of the run

This one broke me.

6:52 me when i go to the movies and find they play movies there

Remy, when he's inside Linguini's chefs hat

6:52 me when the algorithm starts churning out the right content

This is sincerely one of the hardest runs I’ve ever had to watch, why does he torture himself so much?? Please eggman be kind to yourself 😢

His plays really hurt. Like really lol

26:16 me when new Liquor laws are being debated

29:43 Everyone talking about him cutting 9s and turning a 4 into a 10. meanwhile I'm screaming at him to discard every non-4 and hanged man a 10 so that he can guarantee drawing the last 4 (only 6 cards in deck) and play four of a kind 4s to get another Card Sharp activation, which would be a winning hand.

Cutting 9's instead of anything else killed me. Strength Abby strength.

idk why he didnt just skip to the boss blind in order to preserve seltzer

15:36 Me when I'm a Naga from HoMM3.

23:46 me when I'm a bull in a china shop (they're actually quite content to not try and destroy everything)

25:42............. I'm dying, send help and the follows it up with "yeah that was a very sensible play on my part" I can't

2:06 Me when I’m trying to tell my teammates that my low roll still passes the skill check.

Kills the 9's and takes strength while having walkie talkie I can't

That thumbnail is bait, these Jokers never even show up in this video! My life is ruined, I am crying and shaking, how can I ever trust this man agaim?

Converting a 4 into a 10 was this videos Magnum Opus

He could’ve won the last hand by guaranteeing that he drew the fours he needed by cutting cards with hanged man again… he fumbled bc card sharp didn’t apply to four of a kind. So close

We're balatro guys, of course I rage at every misplay but ritualistically watch every video

1:54 my uncle to me at my 10th birthday

6:01 plans to buy strength to turn 9s into 10s... IMMMEDIATELY hanged man's 9s out of the deck... never change brother

I’m a simple man…am I? Right joke at the right time for me apparently

This run was the definition of "not locked in"

Perfect example of a series you can’t watch you just play in the background to save your sanity

he had the 4 of a kind guaranteed at the end if he just used hanged man.

Balatro me. Balatro now. Me a Balatro needing a lot now.

The will power this video took me to watch is insane

I think your mistake at the end there was saying "hold" when it wasn't even close. You have to wait to say hold when it's close.

Bro turned a 4 into a 10 ffs

2:27 skipping a celestial pack after getting a joker that gives free celestial packs. Of course, as expected.

This video has me like Matthew McConaughey stuck behind the bookcase and it's only been 3 minutes

The disrespect on castle... absolutely goated joker

6:57 HES LEARNING

The thing he's cooking, is himself

i dont feel so good

i love looking at the comments, they really set the tone of the video

This run was so close for the entire time holy moly

I'm pogged either way at this point

Imagine if Sisyphus could hold R if the ball wasn't rolling just right

hi tomo

This one was rough buddy

The slaying of the nines is the pot play of Balatro

Excited to say I beat the egg in the race he didn’t know he was in to beat all the challenges. GG better luck next time

so many plays taking me to the brink but not cutting two cards to guarantee drawing the 4 of a kind at the end, because he doesnt realize he has not played a full house this round just felt like he's doing it to torture me on purpose

it seems sometimes he forgets his valuble cards. not just in this game but on many others. not saying making a copy of a glass 10 was bad. but I think his brain was like 4's are a low value card, I'll copy this to a glass card. and usually that's a correct play. but in this play, the correct play would have been any other card that wasn't a 4. it doesn't really matter though. it's just a game.

25:24 when I’m in art class and the assignment is to draw my favorite Valorant player

nl really followed all the steps to becoming a millionaire but backwards

the type a in me aaaaaaaa

they COOKED you, they BOILED YOU ALIVE!!!!!!!!!

@16:07 me when mr beast restores my sense of sight for his youtube video

Enelle speaks like I speak when I am super drunk and I’m not exaggerating

Only possible winning play is 4 of a kind 4s, discards for full house and says he is getting a triple mult from card sharp even though he never played a full house... dementia

He seriously could have won ante 8 easily if he skipped small and big blind, saving seltzer for boss blind, this run was truly heartbreaking

I am a type A chatter now.

Least masochist balatro player

Dan Gheesling needs to do a reaction to this video to get back for NL roasting his bullet chess.

If you have an eternal planet joker and you get planet cards in the shop for hands you're never gonna play, just buy them and sell them for a dollar instead of using them. He used so many saturns and plutos and never played high card or straights when he coulda got free money

25:34 He went insane, why the 4?!

Macklemore was looking for some come uppings in Thrift Store so I hope he was looking for a good one. Otherwise I'm a little concerned about his mental health.

Just from the comments I have to believe he’s playing badly on purpose. He must be trolling.

Turned a 4 into a glass 10 I’m officially a type A chatter

lmfao yall take care now

I once lost the boss on Ante 8 by ONE POINT

Why does he constantly discard 10s 😂

Nah I can’t sit and watch on this one. YOU HAD 10/4 (walkie) YOU DISCARDED A 10 AND THEN STARTED WITH THREE OF A KIND ACES? I mean you won it but what the hell brother

I'm so sad you didn't sell the nearly empty seltzer for the drivers license. License would have popped soon

Wish NL skipped the two ante 8 blinds before the boss lmao

Me when I see my dog digging trough my pantry

Bald guy couldve won by skipping smallblinds in ante 8

Seeing him just reroll all his money away while seed money sits in the shop killed me. Edit: HE DID IT TWICE

who is he talking to when he looks to the right?

Not the flat 20 mult over Mine rerunning steel cards 😢

hi Tomo

Why did he cut the 4??

My gf likes NL because of his funny jokes and good takes. I like him because he actives the part of my brain that haven't been activated since I heard a Magnetic Fields song he brings up in the first minute of the video. We are not the same

Can we like start a petition to not let nl play this game if he hasn't slept at least 9 hours or something

10:29

Why does NL not play on the update patch?

Why turn The 4 into a 10 man

Th gameplay was pretty cooked on this one😂

If NL didnt smash his own toes with a shovel then blame rng every game it wouldnt be half as enjoyable.

Me when I enjoy the content without back seating 🙂