It’s A Stimulation | Net Positive with John Crist

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It's all a stimulation. Joe Biden is a psyop who needs Neuralink, ESPN is a bunch of liars, and John is heavy into gambling now.
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@jonahwoods663 4 месяца назад

John saying you can’t wear jerseys while he has an Office Depot nascar jacket on is hilarious

@megan_sea3 4 месяца назад

They talk through the kind of sports jerseys appropriate in certain settings, whilst John sporting the most loud “jersey” ever 😂😂😂

@stephenbuechner9595 4 месяца назад

Can you imagine how long it would take Joe Biden's intern to explain the laser-eye tweet to Joe Biden?

@mommaria1968 4 месяца назад

Agree ESPN's interns publishing lies - absolutely! And yes, the Roman numeral need to go!

@ryleekaayy 4 месяца назад

parking, prepping, and pick 6??? absolutely wild episode

@merisastone9076 4 месяца назад

Are we gonna talk about not wearing sleeveless jerseys, but sleeveless flannels (episode 72) are A ok??? Nah nah nah.😂

@michaelleinen1949 4 месяца назад

On the net, it’s a positive

@40jgufc 4 месяца назад

Thinking of John holding a firearm makes me laugh lol. Would bet he’s never shot it 😂

@buffyreitz5876 4 месяца назад

John would be Barney Fife with a gun!!😃

@sabrinal3809 4 месяца назад

I know what would be cool. Get a copy of the test someone has to take to become a US Citizen and see if the average American can pass. I probably wouldn’t without studying. I already know I am NOT smarter than a 5th grader, because I have forgotten all that stuff. I did know that it was FDR in the wheelchair. Y’all have not seen the musical ANNIE apparently. 😄

@tammywilliams7208 4 месяца назад

Andrew 👍

@laurahitchman12 4 месяца назад

Andrew, my rescue dog's name is Concrete. His foster mom named him that because he's the color of wet cement 😂

@ryancoleman9934 4 месяца назад

John claiming “Sweet Dreams” is Pink Floyd then 20 seconds later talking about self-awareness 😅

@Brandonreisinger 4 месяца назад

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I died when no one corrected him either.

@nicoleferguson6075 4 месяца назад

THIS!

@SoonToBeAmazing 2 месяца назад

Searched the comments for one more person acknowledging that is not Pink Floyd. Disappointed how long it took me 😂😅

@joypecarski3115 4 месяца назад

All jokes! Y'all light up my life ♥♥♥ Thank you for all the work you do with the pod!

@mrpatrick2582 4 месяца назад

I'm no lawyer, but I'm a police dispatcher. Vehicle registration information is accessible only to Law Enforcement through a confidential nationwide system. This helps when finding people involved in crimes as well as finding stolen vehicles, etc. The state the vehicle is registered in determines what info is released to the system, but it can include year, make, model, color, owner name and address, insurance info, loan holder info and expiration. Other than filing false reports, I can't come up with any reason that blurring the photo is needed.

@LoreinaK 4 месяца назад

Watching John shut down/glitch during the Babble commercial at the very beginning was the best 🤣🤣

@shariwhitico6235 4 месяца назад

I was in Munhall. We laughed our butts off.

@irishtwinadventures-wp8467 4 месяца назад

Speaking of not wearing things - my ex husband refused to let me or our 4&5 year old boys wear camo bc he said they and I weren’t serving in the military 🤦🏼‍♀️🤪 Needless to say we all rock it post divorce 😂

@imcarakins 4 месяца назад

As someone from California, i just gotta say, jerseys over hoodies are DEFINITELY a thing here! But its mostly just urban kids trying to do streetwear 😅

@MariaC.VIIIXIII 4 месяца назад

Alex is my germ phobic sprit animal👍🙋‍♀😉Yes, John, you change the sheets!!!😂

@melissakennedy2849 4 месяца назад

Yes, you do have to notify your bank before any large draw so they can make sure they have enough cash on hand.

@doctorandrew04 4 месяца назад

American television history is the super bowl. Worldwide is the world cup

@joypecarski3115 4 месяца назад

Alex: Running at 100% like usual Andrew: A conservative 85% because of the resting angry face John: 20% for thinking he has an abundance of LAWYERS listening 🤣We're on SPIRIT airlines, brother! Best we can do is a 21 year old clown who films Police Officers asking to see their license and insurance and refusing because they know the law.

@brygoss6733 4 месяца назад

Loved the episode!

@mkeller18 4 месяца назад

Anyone who breaks up with Taylor should expect a song about it. Obvi.

@marshasmirh3976 4 месяца назад

I'd like to see you guys cover the Crumbley matter -- the parents being charged criminally after their son shot up his school and killed 4 people. Mother was found guilty and is awaiting sentencing, which could be as much as 60 years. In essence, she was convicted of being a bad parent.

@irishtwinadventures-wp8467 4 месяца назад

John it’s “go TOUCH grass” 😂 not “CUT grass”. You gotta get hipper with the lingo man 😂 (Tracy)

@nicoleferguson6075 4 месяца назад

I've watched my in-laws become preppers. They started just like this. You're next steps are buying gold/silver coins because regular currency is going to be worthless and canned goods.

@breaking_reflections7461 4 месяца назад

John is am right there with you! I’ve also recently bought a gun, have a case of water in my trunk, and now I’m looking into go bags! It’s definitely snowball buuuuuut I like the thought of being ready of the just incase lol! My too far is a bunker hahahaahah!

@mattshults7818 4 месяца назад

I’m no attorney, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night. Access to personal information linked to a plate number is not granted to the general public. Drivers' information is safeguarded through the Driver Privacy Protection Act (DPPA), also known as Public Law No. #noandrewnopod

@nickalletto5183 4 месяца назад

I think the Super Bowl viewership headlines may only be considering “programs,” not sporting events. Technically the NFL is not a sports league; it is registered as “entertainment” (just like professional wrestling) so they can probably get away with only comparing it to other programs that are televised, as opposed to sporting events.

@vanessajanik4623 4 месяца назад

Fact check: Sweet Dreams (are made of these) is originally by the Eurythmics & later covered by Marilyn Manson .. not Pink Floyd.

@stephenbuechner9595 4 месяца назад

Super Bowl has the record for most viewers of one program. World Cup had 1.5 billion across multiple weeks and matches

@kevinmccallister247 4 месяца назад

Andrew is the best!

@jacobseeger4428 4 месяца назад

I took a hiatus, but now I'm back, once again, to request a full-length, extended version of the theme song.

@tinaviljoen4444 4 месяца назад

I am from South Africa and can vouch for soccer jerseys being a thing all around the world.

@rbfoster 4 месяца назад

I want to come to the Macon show, but also don’t want to go to Macon, at night.

@baileydubs 4 месяца назад

I wear a hockey jersey around all the time!

@SarahNelsonWA 4 месяца назад

John, as long as you’re not looking for bunker models, you’re fine

@alliecastro05 4 месяца назад

John.. you wore a sleeveless flannel, bro. A basketball jersey is not far off from that 😅

@Velocity9x 4 месяца назад

Love the Tony Stewart jacket!

@AlyssaBick17 4 месяца назад

While it may have been a timely coincidence, you all unintentionally promo’d DraftKings so well the app notified me to come use a bonus and get a bet in tonight after like the 3rd mention of DK 😂 Probably just like you drew it up though 😉

@craigthiery1623 4 месяца назад

Andrew is definitely up. +3. Also, I feel like your takes on jerseys were off a little. As someone who agrees with most of your takes I don’t on the jerseys. I’ve worn my football jerseys to church multiple times during football season. But I do agree if you’re gonna do it you have to be a true fan. Also basketball jerseys are definitely not just for the pool or beach if you have a shirt underneath. I feel like any evening/night event or large fun social gathering is fine for a basketball jersey with a shirt underneath. But on the net, another positive here 👏🏼

@vanessajanik4623 4 месяца назад

Ed Sheeran holds up for sure.

@Christopher_Lind 4 месяца назад

The ads for Neuralink are straight up bonkers/hilarious/scary depending on how you feel about it. We’re entering the Black Mirror era.

@darlenemcintyre9998 4 месяца назад

I take ozempic and the Endocrinologist has me on a intermittent fasting. I see my family doctor every 3 months because I am diabetic. As you get older the body becomes resistant to treatment. Drugs like ozempic are meant to help with that. I assure you nothing is just sitting in my body. It all comes out!

@chelseafailla9887 4 месяца назад

My 9 year old son wears a soccer kit Every. Single. Day. Every day.

@cartera3642 4 месяца назад

I am 46 and do the same. differrent one every day 😁

@carolinelvsewe 4 месяца назад

The jersey with your own name is neither right or wrong, but insisting on the family name is narcissism

@melanylizakowski6569 4 месяца назад

Yes Teddy was a Roughrider and rode horses. The other was paralyzed…maybe.

@Jordan-116 4 месяца назад

I’d believe most watched in the US. But in the world? No way, has to be World Cup.

@Christopher_Lind 4 месяца назад

I’m going to throw a flag on your subtle accent tire pump, Alex. We need a formal review from the refs. Did someone legitimately give you a compliment on your Spanish accent or were they being polite? 😂

@MariaC.VIIIXIII 4 месяца назад

Just FYI: Katrina was August 2005, not 2001🙂

@carolinelvsewe 4 месяца назад

Only 20million more viewers than for World Cup, net positive. TELEVISION….not internet

@chadjohnson3508 4 месяца назад

Eminem will hold up for decades. The kids now all love him as much as we did. "Lose Yourself" and "Till I Collapse" will be on every Spotify workout playlist for decades to come.

@user-vm8ie7ro2b 4 месяца назад

Two Adams. FDR wheelchair.

@bridgetrichards799 3 месяца назад

I would not want to listen to MJ for 5 minutes on a plane going down, i think I'd go with a Christian tune

@rbfoster 4 месяца назад

This was hard to listen to. License plates can lead you to a persons home address. THAT is why you leave it out of a car listing.

@vanessajanik4623 4 месяца назад

Not letting your kids wear jerseys of other ppl because you want them to idolize the last name you gave them is a bizarre take. My boys are athletes & they can wear whoever’s jersey they want. My older son wears baseball jerseys & my younger son loves football. Btw, wearing the jersey over the sweatshirt is a big California move.

@vanessajanik4623 4 месяца назад

Oh John.. the dude is talking about his kids wearing their own jerseys from the sports they play… you didn’t play high school ball? Crist would be on the back of your jersey from your sport. I don’t think he’s making family jerseys to just wear running daily errands 😂 then again dude seems pretty obsessed w/his last name so maybe.

@lieselnobles 4 месяца назад

if you have access to running license plate numbers (i.e. car dealerships/law enforcement) you can track the license plate to the person and their home address. It is against the law to run license plates if you're not authorized to do so, so it is unlikely that someone would do it. But it is seen as an invasion of privacy. Oh, and John....about the gambling......lol hope this isn't a quick trip back to rehab.....lol j/k

@jannaecklund865 4 месяца назад

BTS would hold up. Can’t say what you don’t know about. I’m 54 and been a BTS fan for 5 years. Their fan base is all ages around the world. I’m guessing you are talking about music in the states.