Don't Watch If You Are ITALIAN... 

Lo hai detto pal

No one can stop the tricksters

Like an italian comedian once said "on italian trains the message that says "don't lean out" is written differently for us. Because if you say to an italian that something is forbidden THEY WILL SURELY DO IT!"

I know right

because i can't read

👍🏻🤜🤛🤘🤚✊ Ho scritto idem

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Idem

🤌🤌🤌mama mia pizzaria sicily mafia oh mama mia🍕🍕🍕🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹 sorry my italian is kinda bad

@@chees8067 la Mozarella 🍅 🤌

Another think to write down on my to do list for when i will time travel

Er ... was there a big rush to finish the job before the law got revoked?

Poor Basques

Yea

Mocking our neighbor's Italy such a disgrace 🇨🇵

@@HurtmePlenty1993 oh no

@@christophermichaelclarence6003 *neighbors

What

Ciao, anche io sono di Roma! Di che quartiere sei?

If you aRe italian i ask for austria can we have südtirol back?

@@Wolvek No, we first have to annex you and reform the roman empire, than souh tyrol can be part of the province of Austria

@@Wolvek well,if we give it to you, a million of Italians would have died for nothing.

@@Wolvek they should have changed sides when they could SUCK IT STRUDEL BOI

Questo è piu il fattore storico che giudica gl'italiani i guerra in questo modo, solo che basterebbe andare a leggere due righe del Btg.San Marco su Wikipedia per capire di che "Pasta e Mozzarella" eravamo fatti un tempo. P.S Il meme su Berlusca mi fanno morire anche a me.

Bella pe la foto dei behemoth

@@SigmaK90 bella pe te per il nome

Non è questo sono quelle persone che odiano seriamente l'Italia e la razza italiana solo perché studiano la storia tramite meme e si sentono in dovere di insultare gli italiani sono italianofobici e non sto scherzando esiste davvero

@@fra.-.5065 "eh ma cambiate sempre fazione durante le guerre" MA SE IL CAZZO DI PAESE È DEVASTATO DA UNA GUERRA CAUSATA DA UN GOVERNO DI MERDA È LOGICO CHE NE AVVENGA ANCHE UNA CIVILE VOLTA A FERMARE LE AZIONI FOLLI DEL GOVERNO. POI, SE IL POPOLO RISOLVE LA SITUAZIONE, FA LA COSA OPPOSTA OVVERO ALLEARSI CON LA FAZIONE NEMICA. porca troia che fastidio la gente che né conosce la storia né ha un minimo di sensibilità su certi argomenti

OMG you dont understand jokes

@@lego_dane7619 Blatantly false info with no punchline/reference/meme at all = joke

@@The-wo2lq oh it is?

80% of Paraguay, aka poor farmers

@@hotman_pt_ Like the USA killing vietnamese farmers?

Portugal:Bruh

@@Nhakunk Na verdade Paraguay tinha um exercito muito mais forte e maior que o Brasil no começo da Guerra... o problema é que o Paraguay fica no meio do continente, sem acesso ao Mar enquanto o Brazil (Brazil com 'Z' era comumente usado no Império, então eu costumo usar essa escrita para diferenciar os dois - também é um modo correto de escrever o nome em Portugues) tinha acesso ao mar e melhor economia por questão de seu tamanho, sem falar em população. Depois de vários anos o Brasil chegou a ter o 4º maior gasto com as forças armadas do mundo naquela época. A única chance do Paraguay era não ter iniciado guerra com a Argentina e tentar segurar o Mato Grosso... o que ainda seria muito difícil.

WW2

Bro this bullshit list literally called one of the whitest countries in the world Argentina a black country and the ottoman empire fearless and owned the West despite getting erased from world maps by the West in less than four years. Probably made by some dumb Turk nationalist.

Everyone forgets Paraguay

Nessun avviso può fermarci

I'm Argentinian and I love Italy and would like to visit one day.

Ed questa è una dimostrazione di come io sia una delle poche patriottiche rimaste.

Il mio livello patriottico è aumentato esponenzialmente dopo aver letto il commento

@@Sansantixcasalfo (Parte faccetta nera)

Exact same thing for brazilians, lol

They burned the house that is now white.... And somehow France gets their Napoleonic wars, but the Netherlands do not get any credit for destroying the British fleet just a century before that?

Yeah and he has the US as high because "poor soldiers"? What is he on? How tf are the ottomans above the reigning superpower?

Didn't include Australia. We've never lost a war.

@@soaringraven0 not sure if emus would agree

@@nobody-bx3pq Was a stalemate. We had heavy casualties but still didn't lose (just didn't win either)

But he is always actually pissing, shiting and coming his pants

Me too. Benito practically sweats confidence and exudes bravado. The average Italian frat bro can only dream of having a fraction of Mussolini's confidence.

You see where that "courage" brought him

Not for long he didn't. I've seen him looking lackluster more often than confident. Only when watching full documentaries, that is.

His confidence actually benefit his image and it became, purposefully or not, part of his political propaganda

The Romans were pretty angry at Archimedes. They likely would have executed him anyway.

I thought that they would prefer to take him to Rome and force him to build war machines

@@France.chinois The people who killed him probably had friends killed by his machines.

@@ComradeArthur The roman general ordered to not kill him because he was a genius and they wanted to use him against Carthage.

@@filippo2806 *Carthage ;-) PS @Drew Durnil it's pronounced arky-me-deez. :-|

So you are the coolest nation in the neighborhood 🕶️ Good for you

No, Italy is Thailand of Europe

Lol, that's savage. Love both countries though.

@@xenotypos same

Destroying the Blücher with a vintage torpedo? Nothing to be ashamed of...

What world you have Denmark do at the time? Its not like Germany is our neighbour and can just drive in at their leisure or anything. Its not like we had twenty-odd years of appeasement, neutrality and descaling our army in the inter-war period. Its not like we where only 3.8 million people living in a flat country with nowhere to hide. You comment is disrespectful and ignorant.

@@Akkolon Just a joke dude.

The Spain one was more of rebellion than a war.

@@jarjab2games what rebellion lasted for 80 years??????

We also beat England, France and I’m pretty sure Prussia at the same time

😬🇳🇱👍

@@ahx.21 the 80 year war have you ever got history on school or do only dutch people learn that

Kkkkkkkkkkk

dolphins: exists Brazil: then I took it personally

Thank you

@@matheussanthiago9685 also lobsters

Yeah I think 90% of the male population being killed isn't exactly much

bro chill

@@notabot5764 no

@@TechnoGuys99 thats not very nice

Scientific Revolution was Isaac Newton … unless there was another one I’m missing

@@XXXTENTAClON227 Galileo

Yes... As usual the problem were the generals, while the soldiers have often been said to have "fought like lions" in particular the special force group "Arditi" (in WWI)

@@HamelinSong not every general. Actual fact is when Italy invaded Greece and the North African territories they had decent generals. When they almost won they were switched to useless fascist generals that wanted to get all the glory. They were so useless that they lost every single time and had to ask Germany for support. For example an epic battle in North Africa was when Italy won against England using 300 cavalrymen against an entire plotoon of tanks. That general was substituded with a useless one that couldn’t win even with a fully armed plotoon against some squads Sad truth

@@mr.archivity you're talking about Messe getting replaced by Cavalleri?

You can watch half of the video

fard

if you are half that, you can still watch but only the parts that dont have italy

Yoooo is da King.

Hi from a full pizza pasta man!

I like ur pfp

@@notanuser4937 I appreciate it!

100% agree 🇮🇹🤣

Bella zi

@@jbrancazzzzz grande fra

How many soldiers did Brazil send to fight the WWI? Where did they fight. It's actually embarassing to say that Brazil fought WWI. Please edit it and don't embarass our country, saying that Brazil fought WWI is like saying that Chile fought the WWII. Actually, Chile "fought" the WWII in the same way we did in the WWI.

Bloodiest War in South America was actually the Spanish and Portuguese American War of Independence, They claimed upwards of 600k lives compared to Paraguay's 480k.

yeah, Brazil deserves a decent tier at least

PARAGUAY NO EXISTE

@CriZtOpHr yeah, now it does not exist

Say that to the argentinian people in 1827

I did a video of my huge realistic map of América for Age of Empirs 2 HD which includs beautiful Brazil.

Pizza

Pasta

Meatballs

Lol balls@@stickad_

That is me

I agree, Czech soldiers also fought in british RAF (second most foreigners there after Polish pilots), in Africa... we also succesfully assassinated Heydrich in Prague.

the problem is that these kids only knowedge in story came from memes

@@slouberiee glad the west DID learn and Donbass is not Sudetenland 2.0

1938

Amen, brother.

Oh good that im greek

ikr

@@aliceyagami8260 Uruguay dropped off the war and Argentina didn't make almost anything important , but I agree with you that FEB tactics were peculiar...

@@neoromanempire The funny part is that the tactics actually worked

@@danielteodoro628 yeah, If I am not mistaken, the ratio was 48 axis troops captured or killed/ 1 Brazilian troop captured or killed during the solo operations of the FEB, or something like that.

@@neoromanempire Brazil lost 454 men, he had a force of 25,345 men, and they captured more than 20 thousand enemies, and won back monte castello alone

The meme means that Brasil never fought a superpower directly

@@jesucristobostero3287 Italy, paraguay (wasnt really a superpower but was a big threat) brazil himself Portugal, a swarm of porpoises, and the nazi germany

And it says Argentina is a black nation when that label could only partially pass in Latin America to Brazil, but to Argentina? The person who wrote the countries' info is quite ignorant

Yes

Ita. Gloria magni imperii Romani atque urbis Romae caput mundi.

European Latin Brothers Romance languages Children of Rome 💪🇵🇹🇪🇦🇦🇩🇨🇵🇲🇨🇮🇹🇸🇲🇻🇦🇷🇴🇲🇩👊

I think the most successful heir to the Roman empire was the glorious English empire. By the way I am Italian, but I m not based like everyone else in my country

@@christophermichaelclarence6003 no France... No ones like you

I'm from argentina and i was like "Watef-" when i read that xD

@@tobiasbarraza9502 same

argentina isn't the whitest nation in south america, in percentage it is Uruguay and in population it is brazil

@@nomadic1932 uruguay is argentina

@@nomadic1932 Oh, sorry but it is the second most whitest nation tho

A mi también jajajaja.

Same jajajaja

Foi mal argentino, vocês são pretos agora. Kkkkk

Jajajjajaj mal

You forget the most important thing, they switch side in the end

@@somerandompeople. Oh yes. How could I forget? 😂

@@somerandompeople. Italy is Calf and Thailand is.. you know Thigh (No pun intended)

India: Am I a joke to you?

@@arthurjohnson9982 1-2 of these don't apply to India though.

why does drew look like high school bully or serial killer??

@@madhavmathur7259 you have a point

Do not like. It is at 69!

@@js_munchieslet’s go bro

Must be some sort of over the top meme. For example Greece gets praised for ancient times but Italy gets no mention on the RE, or Romania even though it was capable of fending off the Ottomans (Vlad the Impaler). Portugal is a step above Spain. Why? And so on

This is a insult for us French. 🟦⬜🟥 France should be ranking in God tier along with UK Germany. 3:12 Same for US

@@christophermichaelclarence6003 Indeed. Ottomans were strong but they were truly powerful from 1300-1700. France has been a top dog since the franks in 700's

That’s so true

How many official wars have they been in?

As French. This is a insult. France should be ranking in God Tier 🇨🇵

@@AfricanGrey101 1. which they won

@@christophermichaelclarence6003 I mean, they have defeated themselves at one point.

It s chaf

@@SomeGuyFromMalta :|

@@SomeGuyFromMalta No

@@steelmercenarytheodor4929 reality can be whatever I want

@@SomeGuyFromMalta Chad stole Romania Flag

‘Hey Bill nice day is it ?’ ‘Uh Josh WHY IS THERE A FLOOD OF MOLASSES AAAAAAAA’

You mean that thick syrup made by boiling the juice of sorghum stems?

you are Hispanic

todo lo que este fuera de los estados unidos es selva o desierto. no existen las personas blancas fuera de los eeuu.

is a yanqui meme

Yeah

Take a damn joke

That list is full of poor takes. Finland deserves to be higher. The PRC chinese technically haven't lost a war since its formation and unlike the viet actually managed to defeat the US in a few open battles.

Losing both WW means literally nothing considering the odds they were facing were utterly ridiculous.

While you are not wrong in your general sentiment, I would highlight that actually winning or losing a war is irrelevant by itself.

Litteraly looks like some Turkish guy made this list.

My countr is listd under the bad tier. We won a war against both France and England at the same time. If its only the ww. a bit more understandable but counting all its history no.

As a Turk I have to say that the Romanians were more formidable enemies than the Serbians.

Exactly, you can see how brave Romanians are when citizens protested against Ceasusescu. I’m sure they were afraid but they still fought for their freedom

As French : WTF did you join German Nazi in WW2. We told you not. (True fact)

@@christophermichaelclarence6003 because of what happens with ww1 stupid

@@christophermichaelclarence6003 (insert Football joke)

I think they meant how we didn't defend ourselves against the Germans in ww2. But they forgot to say that the Allies literally sold us out.

They also fought during the empire times, the French, the British, the Argentinian, Netherlands and more countries , and also a lot of separatist, and still existed for a long time

Vincere e Vinceremo Literally:Win and we'll win In better english: We have to win and we'll win

filthy commi

@@michelelembo1681 ma che sei serio? No, non sono comunista. Sono una persona con un cervello a cui non piace un governo dittatoriale guidato da un idiota codardo e crudele con manie di grandezza. Si chiama buonsenso, e conoscere la propria storia

Virgin:LOL iTaLy NoOb tHeY SwItChEd sIdEs!!11111🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭 Chad:shut up kid,if you want to learn history by memes don't come here to cry when you will have an F in history

Roma Eterna 🇮🇹🔥

@@stefanosturba2400 they still got screwed by Greece ;D

@@uhbaoifuhoiafj456 that's wrong too. The Italians never got defeated by Greece, they just got defeated by Britain

@@uhbaoifuhoiafj456 ang history meme boy

a unproven myth, like the British won WW, also a myth, without US they would have lost everything. It was funny after the war the Brit's on the table with the real winner, US/Russia, they could sit on the table but had no right whatsoever, in fact, they lost everything after the war!!no sorry, i forget they have still this child molesting Royals!!

Yeah like but couldn't he wait for him to solve it? He never knew what the solution was, that's so sad

They are more Italian than Spanish tho And about the war it's probably because most of the ships sunken where British using crap old aircrafts (except for 6 super etendard)

Brazil literally fought a war to remove the dictators of Argentina and Uruguay, who wanted to annex Bolivia and Paraguay, and succeeded. But no, ArGeNtInA iS pOwErFuLl BlAcK nAtIoN Hate that meme

@@pablo2448 Argentina fought wars against Portuguese Empire, Serbia (Yugoslavia), French Empire, British Empire, Spanish Empire, USA (kind of), Brazilian Empire, Peruvian-Bolivian Confederation, Iraq, Paraguay, Chile, German mercenaries, terrorism on Haiti, etc. Brazil only major wars were with Argentina (the war of Brazil/cisplatinian war), and Paraguay (triple alliance war), WW2 was important but Brazil barely sent soldiers.

@@pablo2448 In reality, Brazil wanted to expand its influence,the dictator Juan Manuel de Rosas(Former Governor of Buenos Aires)did not want Brazil to have influence over South America, exactly in the southern cone, since it is never good to have a neighbor with the ability to "recover" their claimed territories and come to have the military power to be at a similar level with Brazil(Argentina wanted to expand through Uruguay, since Uruguay was claimed by Argentina in addition to the fact that there was no defined nationality, Paraguay was also considered an Argentine province, the dictator "El restaurador del orden y de las leyes" wanted to reunify the "Las Provincias Unidas del Rio de la Plata" or just "La Plata" under the Argentinian flag including some Brazilian territories in the Amazon, if this ambition had been fulfilled right now there would be a kind of brazil version 2 in addition to a possible balkanization of brazil only if the dorrego plan had been considered.). We already know how it all ended, Brazil with a hegemony in the La Plata basin and with the indirect dissolution of the Argentine confederation (since 1831 until 1861)

@@cavallariraymondi6860 We were the country in South America that had sent more troops than anyone. We played a major role in breaking the defence in Italy. And I know that Argentina has some major military conquests, I admit that, I just got angry over some stupid meme.

Not at all, since they just built their empire on the top of the Portuguese, and still were destroyed by the British

@@hotman_pt_ Just look up the golden age of The Netherlands and you know what I mean, they had literally a trading monopoly in East-Asia and absolutely ruled the seas. Maybe you shouldn't put The Netherlands at top tier, but the bad tier is just disrespectful only because we were bad in ww2

@@Buenosz8 even though I agree with last sentence, I don't consider them a power in colonization, since they just stole and copied others. The hegemony was won at the costs of the fragile portuguese empire because of the Iberian Union.

Underrated sure, but they were number 1 for trading empire not colonial. Similar to Portugal. 1689 marked the end of this since England overtook it in their new alliance for trading and colonialism

@@XXXTENTAClON227 goofy pfp