Donald Trump: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO) 

The pope certainly doesn't understand American Christianity very well. If the worst John Oliver can do is change a few letters around in Daddy's name, I think we're good. If the leftist nutjobs had voted for someone decent like Jim Webb instead of throwing them away on a crazed socialist, Americans wouldn't be in this situation.

hmm did you go to trump university

+Obaid waheed nope. But I take solace in the fact that the majority of the people there hate her.

+Marshall Dan first of all you just referred to Donald trump as "daddy", second of all you must have missed all of the concrete evidence as to why this man can't run our country you ignorant right winged ass

+Nunya Bidness Several things to note about those kinds of wall. A: they were built hundreds of years ago to protect against attacks; expressly for military purposes. Now it stands as a historical monument, like the Great Wall of China. Trump has been very clear that the purpose of his Wall is to keep Mexicans out. B: The Pope's city in question is open to the public, so those walls don't really matter, only being kept for its long history.

The fact that his rhetoric actually ended up leading to people dying during one of the four horseman of the apocalypse is surreal, we were so naive back in the day

Yup

Yeah, the concerns all sound so trite 5 years later....

Yeah, agreed.. but look at the racist skids left behind. It’s absolutely sad

We truly live in the worst timeline

I have ALL the dumpsterfire year pins from vlogbrothers😂😂

I'm there with you man, I divide life into pre Nov 2016 and post Nov 2016.

guy's the democracy terminator I, just keeps coming and coming at us, even while pieces of him are blown off or crushed.

it's been a Total Drumpfster Fire hasn't it, already@@SumeriyaYaxlaka

And he's running again this year 💀 I hope we don't have a repeat

John oliver and other news comedians with their writing staff, just made the 4 years somewhat tolerable with this guy in charge. Except 2020 but everything was hitting the fan then. So it was a bit more chaotic

I keep thinking about it.. Like imagine you're just some dude, you dont care about politics.. Then one day you see this stupid mf, and think it'd be funny to vote for him.. Next thing you know, you're in jail for storming the capitol with confedrate flags.. 😅😅

#MakeAmericaDrumpf

Ayyyyyyyy Nerdist

#MakeAmericaDrumpf

+Nerdist Two of my favorite channels :3

+VyrissTheVixen tweet it

#DonaldDrumphfForNothing

#MakeDonaldDrumpfAgain

It isn't a comedy show. It's based on reality and research :)

+Flubbee Footage but it's a comedic take on it. As much as I love john there is some biased to his show, it's pretty reasonable and backed up with good evidence but it's still has comedy XD

+TheFirstNoel Some biased? great he did a good piece now why does he not do an equal one on the Clinton's? if he was more equal you might have more people who like Trump taking this one more serious.

Except it isn’t.

@@apostlexiii5125And how not? John Oliver warned us Trump would ruin the country try and he rightfully did. And if he wins again in 2024, he’ll finish the job he started and completely destroy us. We’ll be speaking Russian and Chinese before his 4 years are even up.

@@apostlexiii5125How is it not?

Vaccines do NOT cause autism. Just in case that's what you're advocating. There have been numerous studies done by the medical community debunking this myth. Every few years someone promotes this foolishness and then we have to drag out the studies and charts to disprove them - yet again. It's really very tiresome.

its legit scary

Aaaaaaaaaaaa

I CANT BREATHE LOLLLL YES HE LOOKS LIKE A CAT NEST

Someone on Bill Mahrs show called it a " Cinnabon" on his head, the visual cracked me up

+Melissa Lmao that's cute

+Cynderelly lastname fuck you, that´s funny

I died laughing at that. Seriously, John is a fucking prophet.

Ooof! Sitting here after the 5th day of the Jan 6 Committee hearing- these words just keep on giving…

Exactly. That was very prophetic from John Oliver.

And he's still saying he won smh

Tell them to hurry up, I’m tired of this timeline

Basically

Basically 😭😭😭

Would "mood ring" vibrators sell well? I smell a business opportunity.

"A small loan of a million dollars worth" believe me!!!!

+Agghh I see what you did there.

+mvilcis #makedonalddrumpfagain

Haha that's so great

+eaglesfan48 Word.

+eaglesfan48 Cnn scared to death the trump is going to win the republicn nominations. They try to blackmail him everyday saying he has no chance against clinton or sanders when they have showed me know proof of this. Cnn seems 95 percent backing clinton 5 percent sanders and no one else to me.

+eaglesfan48 But I have way better numbers! Take that, Drumpf!

Try?

@@BrianHolmes did I miss anything?

@@Ohne_Silikone We are arguably at the beginning of a new civil war, one he started when he started spreading the lie that the 2020 election was rigged,

@@Ohne_Silikone I don't know that his Presidency created as many problems as it exposed. It showed us how many party-blinded lemmings existed in our country.

and yet here in march 2024, with 88 criminal felony counts pending, having been adjudicated a rapist, owing a half billion dollars in civil penalties, and just having co-opted the whole rnc machinery for his own personal use, he's the maga nominee for potus. we are in deeply terrifying times.

The contemprory sources of the fallen american empire

Hell, on behalf of all Americans, I'm sorry we are voting for a pile of skin flakes with a toupee.

Preach

+Alan Bareiro where are u from???

In the end, the common people have little to no say in who actually becomes president.

+Alan Bareiro Trump might win the nomination but chances of his winning the presidency is less than 1 to 5 or 20%. So his winning in the primary doesn't really reflect that 80% of Americans don't like him.

Wait it doesn't in other places?

+Dat Yognaught I also assumed it meant the same in other places and everyone else was secretly giggling as well, but apparently not

TheTrollWithNoName yeah I guess so but I've always remembered growing up saying trump instead of fart sometimes. It's probably more common in certain areas.

+TheTrollWithNoName it's more of a children's term the common one

So, the UK did a TRUMP just recently, right? >:)

I'm about 10 years older than you, but I imagine that you feel the same about the trump* era as I do about the George Bush era... partly because I feel roughly the same way about the trump* era, too... most of my life, and basically all of yours, has been ruined by two US presidents... and I don't even live in America...

2016 was the year of Trump and Brexit, and will forever be the worst year of my life.

@@thesuperginge1348 I mean, you're not exactly super old, dude... and considering the way things are going, what with the rise in right-wing extremism, the ever-escalating climate crisis, and the aversion to holding those responsible to account, there's still ample time for things to get _way_ worse before you kick the bucket... but, yeah, 2016 did suck... kinda feel like 2020 gave it a damn good run for its money though.

@@GrahamChapman how do you know how old I am?

@@thesuperginge1348 You've got Let's Play videos uploaded on your channel, some of 'em with facecam footage.

I didn't GAF about politics whatsoever back then. The most I thought was something like "I'd rather Trump not be president, he'll say something stupid to a foreign leader and cause a big problem" What a naive little idiot lmao

Exactly

that's exactly what he is doing!

Absolutely

+Joey Scoggins Every con man has one thing in common: they sell their confidence. They can tell you that the moon is made of cheese, and as long as they say it with confidence the feeble minded will believe it to be true.

+Joey Scoggins - no, like a salesman. which is exactly what he is. he keeps going on about his businesses - but avoiding any discussion of his dishonest business practices. with Drumpf it is truly "buyer beware".

#SAVEUS

Miguel Alberola Cano Sounds like a good deal to me! Spain here I come!

Miguel Alberola Cano Maybe five I don't know. No need to worry about the number of relatives bro, I got a LOT.

Miguel Alberola Cano Bro it's all good, you ain't gotta worry about nothing! Imma get my Spanish lessons in too.

Miguel Alberola Cano Lmao gladly xD

Donald POOPYHEAD Drumpf.

hahaha

+Miki Loshmi you do realise that we Muslims believe in Jesus right...lol go educate yourself.

+Sulekha Omár yes but you don't need that shit at your head you could be like the other TERORISTS

+Sulekha Omár If this is the kind of stuff you deal with everyday I am so sorry for you....

+RIP-Headphone-Users bigoted atheist

Bella Dicax hahhahahah

It's Skynet's fault...f**king terminators 😤

Nope, think positively. It must be someone in our timeline.

@Sigkim I'm tired of all this winning.

@Sigkim Hey, its all burning to the ground anyway. Who cares.

I'm gettin' around to it, cut me some slack. Hookers and coke are no longer a thing where/when I am from.

As soon as I will fix my faulty flux capacitor.

Hah!

+the disappointed koala Koala knows nothing about economics, where the worth of property can change overnight, when the owner writes or says something about it positive or negative in the media. What he said is actually very accurate, but understandingly difficult to grasp for dumb people. To compare this with the little fat dumbass in N.Korea is simply insane.

+Andrej guesswho *where the worth of property can change overnight, when the owner writes or says something about it positive or negative in the media* You are changing Trump's words in order to portray him in a better light and fit your political narrative. This is what he actually said from the video. "...feelings, even my own feelings.... and that can change rapidly day from day." He did not say anything about all the stupid publicity stunts he pull like bragging about his wealth, constantly repeats how everyone loves and agree with him like an insecure 15 year old tells his friends he bang a girl last night whom he can't name, or calling under a false persona to tell reporters that Madonna was hitting on him. I honestly thought that the average person can tell Trump is full of hot air when he does stupid stuff like this. You prove me wrong. He said his feelings. Here the full quote from Newsweek. “My net worth fluctuates, and it goes up and down with markets and with attitudes and with feelings, even my own feelings, but I try.” “Let me just understand that a little bit,” my lawyer said. “Let’s talk about net worth for a second. You said that the net worth goes up and down based upon your own feelings?” “Yes, even my own feelings, as to where the world is, where the world is going, and that can change rapidly from day to day. Then you have a September 11th, and you don’t feel so good about yourself and you don’t feel so good about the world and you don’t feel so good about New York City. Then you have a year later, and the city is as hot as a pistol. Even months after that it was a different feeling. So yeah, even my own feelings affect my value to myself.” I look forward to what mental gymnastics your brain can come up with to defend your idol that looks like an Oompa Loompa.

+the disappointed koala I steal videos without permission.

jesus christ i had never seen anyone get reckt so badly in a comment

Yup!

+Noah A - He masterfully trolled the biggest Troll in this election.

+Noah A -- He should have omitted some of it. You have to know when to cut. "Kill your darlings" is the phrase I use.

That was funny but I feel bad for the people who's last name is actually Drumpf, now that millions of people make fun of the name. There will be a lot of bullying in schools because of this.

+Noah A another comment

😮

Twilight zone episode we are living in...

Nay, even going so far as worshipping him

@@milkgrapes6420 Yep - and disturbingly in some cases, literally! There are actually people out there who believe he's the second coming!

Being a Trump supporter sounds like Stockholm Syndrome to some degree. We all know he loves the under-educated. They're marks for his cause and they're simply too blind and simple-minded to see they're being used, which is sad. They're also too stubborn to admit being wrong when seeing evidence of his misgivings if not criminal mischief. "Best President ever", so many of them say. It saddens me to read or hear this rhetoric. That reckless stubbornness will lead to a slow "going down with the ship", while they love this horrible excuse of a human being... a user and taker. Utterly sad.

@@SundaeExpress​​⁠​⁠​⁠My aunt is one. She was the sweetest, most caring woman I knew. She never talked politics until Trump won, eventually she went full Q. We’ve tried so hard to help but she’s distanced herself from us. I feel for everybody whose loved one has fallen into this crap. I will never understand the magnetism he has on people.

You mean he plays as himself

Omg so accurate lolz 😆

Super bizarre timeline indeed

Well that was weird, I read this comment literally seconds before he said it in the video.

LOL

saaaame

Welcome to the party

count me in sir

Dont support!!!!! Wtf dude!!!! Prevent!!!!!!

+Ian Verde Bernie Sanders 2016!!! #FeelTheBern

The best comment on RU-vid

do you realize that it is a common misconception that George Washington said that? the whole story of him cutting down that cherry tree didnt happen

@il400 Yea, I know... also Paul revere ride never happened either...

bingo

This is the exact reason why Bernie sanders supporters will forever be Bernie sanders supporters. You are correct, it's sad :/

+Confusianity Sad but true.

Edd Garcia I had talked to an idiot just the other day who argued the definition of truth even as he read it in the dictionary.

+Confusianity here is the interesting thing, Trump hasn't won a single closed priamry. He has only won prmariries where it is open and anyone can vote for him regadless of party affliation.

hahahaha

No, we just have to leave the US.

+GeneralKenobiSIYE I hear the Andromeda Galaxy is nice this time of year, although 2.5 million lightyears still seems a bit too close for comfort.

+GeneralKenobiSIYE I'm sure scott kelly is think that...

+GeneralKenobiSIYE Spaceships are expensive, I'd settle for Canada...

*Drumpf

+Niki McNally TRUMP took the majority of votes in Nevada in ALL categories of voters, it debunks the false MSM narrative. TRUMP 2016

Drumpf is really good at saying a lot of small words that mean absolutely fucking nothing. Feel bad for his supporters tacitly admitting they're idiots by supporting him

+HiddenTalent77 "I am highly educated. I know words. I have the best words." - Donald -Trump- Drumpf #MakeDonaldDrumpfAgain

+Niki McNally It was actually, "I a, VERY highly educated, I have the best words" :D

Caz Totally agree! Sometimes I feel like I’m living in an alternate universe!

Sad,but so funny.

Making fun of someones last name is mainstream comedy? More like blatant bigotry. Toilet Olivortwistyfartypants. Even if i loathed Trump this is comedy for retards. Good job America.

Mirabai more like a fucking nightmare turned Into reality.

So true...

In a political landscape that was dominated by "slick" politicians who couldn't give a straight answer to save their lives, his "honesty" seemed like a nice change of pace. I think the theory went, "a good business person knows to surround themself with people much smarter and more competent in order to succeed." That might have been a workable theory, and it might not have. The sad part is, we'll never know because he's actually a shit businessman and surrounds himself with sycophants. I hadn't seen this segment until now (a full ten months after your comment), and I wish we could go back in time and make it a required watch before voting in the primary or general elections.

And looking back at this comment is like remembering the feeling that this is going to be the worst, and then it gets so, so much worse

@@drewstaser9726 when it comes to shitty comments you’ve just raised the steaks, and I mean that in ever sense of the word.

@@therealsouperman There's too many food references...

I just got food poisoning for the first time last night….when I tell you I didn’t know you could throw up so hard you forget where you are! It’s was.HORRIBLE

And your point is⁉️

你傻不傻啊？

+就是神爷 What's with the Chinese comments? 他们又看不懂…

+Kraft_Lawrence It's japanese idiot

It is Chinese you fool

+Riko442 John Oliver is a Fake and a liar, Trump gets better ratings than this guy which says a lot about what people actually think.

People can't turn away from a train wreck.

Remember them saying "He won get over it" and "Respect our elected president"? Now look at them.... SMH.

Looking back on his showing Marco Rubio sweat with the bottle of water I g remember his not being able to drink from the bottle later on.

Drumpf! What a journey!

Did it? Now that trump is gone, was the panic necessary? I miss trump. but it is probably a good thing that the POTUS has gone back to boring politicians rather than a fool perfuming for my amusement.

@@SilverMe2004 holy shit, google January 6th, it’ll blow your mind. The threat isn’t over yet you goddamn fool

lol!!!

I see what you did there

+Lab Cat R u Eugene?

10/10 would read again

I ran out of yesses for this...

Agreed...

nope you leftist

I lean right actually.

+Alex Willis Agreed.

+Alex Willis Oh shut the fuck up. Oliver has no argument, only ad hominem attacks and mental gymnastics that pseudo intellectuals like yourself find funny.

hahaha

I know words too does this mean I can become president

Shadow64 Why not! At this point everyone can be president!

+JRB Creations Gaming And that my friend.... is the problem.....

+JRB Creations Gaming :Why not! At this point everyone can be president!" That's the problem right there! People don't aspire to be president anymore unless you've got lotsa money!!! #feelthebern

except for the word VOCABULARY... because that word REALLY REALLY SUCKS

*_W O R D S_*

sam Daou zcv

3 years.

I feel like the only time the phrase "I have the best words" isn't self-contradictory is when you're playing some form of word-based board game

Lmao!!!!

+lilnetty2 that's because the other candidates, while flawed, are not the narcissistic con men like this joke. They aren't calling for rounding up Mexican families and illegal religious discrimination. This isn't about equal treatment. Donald deserves being called out as the fraud, and the shitty brand that he is.

+Dewitt Josef They do call for illegal religious discrimination... just against Christians, not Muslims. Here's a perfect example: in one of my local schools, a muslim teacher is allowed to fall to the floor and do muslim prayers in front of everyone, but if a Christian teacher were to start praying out loud, do the same EXACT method of praying, he would be fired. And the liberals have called for trampling on the God-given rights of Christians and Republicans. Even Bernie Sanders and Hillary Clinton called Republicans "insane" and said they would "invest a lot in mental health", with the joke being to force the GOP into psych wards. This would be a lot funnier if it weren't for the fact that Bernie Sanders honeymooned in the Soviet Union, and the method the Soviet Union used to imprison political dissidents was to call them insane for example. And the same policy both Hillary and Sanders have on guns (to take them away from the mentally ill) is the EXACT same policy the Soviet Union used to take guns away from political opponents. They would simply label you "insane" then take away your guns, then later if you still didn't shut up, they threw you in a "gulag" for being "mentally ill" by supporting non-left wing politics.

+TheOneChosenGamer - No, John Oliver works for HBO that is owned by Time Warner Cable who is a big financial contributor to Hillary Clinton's campaign's. John Oliver is operating as a lying, BS Artist political hack for Time Warner and Hillary Clinton.

***** - My Pleasure.

I mean Drumpf

+justmejr315 LMAO DRUMPF HAHA XDDD

+justmejr315 Drumpf*

Nikali Gaming DAE Bernie Gutman and Donald Drumpf??? xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

And yet here you are, of your own volition, clicking on a video all about Donald Trump. hmm makes total sense.

+Musabvlogs Truly, this is the year that Colbert should have ran. He wouldn't win, of course, but it'd be great just seeing him curbstomp Trump in a debate.

Yes!

+Musabvlogs President of Israel maybe huh? Why jews in Israel don't apply all their views they push on Europe and the US?

+Musabvlogs ...wait he is British!

birthers....

are you kidding me. now the brits are laughing at us. they always have been laughing at us they hate us haha. it's never changed

+pokemonmanic3595 Meh, at least Drumpf didn't screw a dead pig.

HBO.

+pokemonmanic3595 not just the brits are laughing, all the world is laughing

+pokemonmanic3595 The Brits banned Trump from ever entering their country. A sensible move, i'll say.

#makedonalddrumpfagain

WE DID IT REDDIT! jk, that's a shit attack on Trump, literally the best thing they could come up with and it blows. Nowhere near as bad as Barack Hussein Obama or "William Jefferson Blythe the Third" who changed his name to Bill Clinton.

+Kamikazeconman "literally the best thing they could come up with" Did you watch the video?

+Kamikazeconman Awe, how cute #makedonalddrumpfagain

People make political decisions from entertainment, so it's about time entertainment points out what's wrong with that.

👍

👍

🖕🏽

+Netflix and Dyl *HIGH ENERGY*

+kramcas2yeah so

*Drumpf

+jordanfrazierful and of course the Burnies come here to rub there nipples heavily.

+muffy themuffinslayr Their*

+muffy themuffinslayr Wear nipples ?

ikr, or ya mean Donald Drumpf.

+jim english Sometimes you need some advice from dad.

ha!

+jim english As a Brit I can assure you: we burnt down the White House 200 years ago, and if we find Drumpf in the White House next year we will #makeamericagreatagain and burn it down, again!

+Jako Nazo Mr.USA don't hate other countries just cuz yours suck

It's worth noting that many of us Americans are still very competent and fearful of Trump's growing popularity, also worth noting that the British First Party supports Trump. Though yes, this video is informative and excels at conveying why Drumpf is the worst possible choice.

W

+Rikitikisiki so far you have my favorite comment

Time traveler, huh? Now that's groovy LOL

+Rikitikisiki hahaha maybe everyone on the Mall will start shouting DOWN WITH TRUMP, DOWN WITH TRUMP and start a revolution where we fire everyone in Washington and start over. That would be kinda cool to see.

+Rikitikisiki Common Dr. Farnswoorth make sure you hit Trump with your death ray cannon and not Elanor Roosevelt.

V. V Did you watch the video? You'd like it actually. It's mostly Trump saying stuff. Albeit stuff that shows him to be outrageously stupid and incompetent. But still Trump and I know how much you love him.

"HAHAHAHHAH he actually says that w/a straight face,? BERNIE FORGETS, IF POOR PPL WERE REALLY STARVING, HOW COULD THEY BE FATTEST DIABETIC, SEDENTARY, LAZIEST DEMOGRAPHIC" Well, low quality food is cheaper and less healthy. Simple as that. A gym costs a lot of money and free time. Poor people also tend to have more children bc a career isn't their primary focus. As added bonus: if you are starving contrary to eating regular, consistant meals every day, your body goes from normal to starvation mode. If you eat again afterwards, your body will store all of the food in fat bc it is not sure when the next meal will come. Those fat cells do not disappear. They will remain intact and will be filled again when you eat. Not eating for a week or two is the worst possible diet bc you will gain all the weight back in a week afterwards.

V. V - I do not see people with less money as a victim. It is more like a problem and in general I like to analyse problems hollistically (kinda my job but in the IT/Pharma sector). "LOOK AT THE RATE OF UNWED MOTHERS COMPARED TO INCREASE IN SOCIAL SERVICES, THEY GO UP PARALLEL" That is caused by today's social model. 30 years ago, we believed in marriage and giving a child a mother and a father. Instead of making it work, a lot of people just evade the conflict all together and just get a divorce. Today, divorces are common and not getting married is common as well. I'm also for helping the poor but it has to end somewhere otherwise everyone will become poor instead. The same issues exist in Belgium. I pay 33% taxes. So for every 1000 euro earned, I give 330 euro to the country and that is just on my paycheck. There are taxes on everything as well like 6% on essentials like food, 21% on luxury goods like electricity (YES, electricity is luxurious here ;-) ), ... But when you get ill, you pay next to nothing to the doctors, hospitals etc. This I like because that means that at least everyone will be as healthy as possible if they commit to it. But on the other hand, a lot of people from other countries know this and get an operation for free here. While I wouldn't mind this if we were all superrich, we cannot support this kind of exploitation. We also pay people who can't work or do not find a job. However we are making the wagegap between a job and minimal wage bigger to entice people getting a job or keeping a low level job. We also increased monitoring by a lot. I'm all for social services like that but they need to be balanced and controlled. We have tons of social services (the US has almost none compared to Belgium let alone France). But you have to throw out the people who are not invested or just profit from it w/o wanting to give anything back. As a side note: I agree with your first post. Most politicians just shout empty promisses or are using issues that aren't there. I just disagreed with that one line I quoted.

yeah do what you predicted trump and his supporters wouldve done had he lost.

kmccammon1991 go cry in your safe space snowflake! One year and they still can't get over it. Hahahahhahahahahahahahjahahahahajahajhahahahaha

#RoastTrump2K16

+bblaokl Mmk correction, #RoastDrumpf2K16

church

LOL

Reading all the brain-dead intellectual comments here is funny

Truth

It is actually shocking and sickening how true that statement is. That 74 million Americans voted for him a second time was disheartening, or that they believed the only way he could have lost was fraud - a claim hes made after losing other things in the past, like awards for his shitty reality show (his actual tv show, not whatever the fuck 2016-2020 was)

If you ever look up Narcissistic Personality Disorder this will become clear...No, he has no idea when he is lying.

He's proud of lying ... he has nothin else just a miserable old man full of bull

He has some serious, ingrained issues and people with a narcissistic personality disorder are driven to live out their lives by damaging others. Not only that he and his followers have a shared psychosis now.

YEAH now he even declassified documents with his mind lol

Pretty much. He doesn't do anything else well.

+Lena Lindström (LenaLindströmMusic) He's as bad a comedian as he is a candidate. He makes the brain-dead, koolaid drinking zombies laugh, but they get so excited about his every word they pee all over themselves.

+Lena Lindström (LenaLindströmMusic) He is a comedian that is running for president...

+Lena Lindström (LenaLindströmMusic) Go finish kindergarten.

***** no lol

John Schilling 😂👏🏻

Oh god, I never thought we'd have to see this day.

Eesha Agarwal I know right! Isn't it amazing! :D

When your candidate wins but you are still butthurt.

Please tell me you're trolling.

Agreed!

+nerdherd72 You still have to write it out, not just sputter bullshit during a debate in front of millions of people.

+Peristoval What he said to you was uncalled for.

"He has small fingers! He MIGHT be worth less than what he says! Oh, and his old family name is Drumpf!" Yep, absolutely brilliant writing there. I'm sure you've read most of the great literature of history and are perfectly qualified to judge brilliant writing.

+Aaron Knight Trump gets a lot of the blame, but the fact that so many think he's even an option to lead their country shows just how twisted and uneducated a huge proportion of their country is. We're now living in the age of unlimited information thanks to the internet, and yet its net effect is to actually make people more narrowminded, biggoted and overall stupider... how the f**?!??! Time to build me a spaceship

Agreed

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

You mean his multinational broadcasting corporation with vested lobbying interests in the democratic party??? You must be a bernie supporter.

+Dennis b yeah, except hes like months too late. the people who are going to vote for trump dont even watch this show.

+Dennis b The American Reinvestment and Recovery Act and the brain initiative are the worst scams ever perpetrated on the American people. Former U. S. Surgeon General Regina Benjamin Warns: Biochips Hazardous to Your Health: Warning, biochips may cause behavioral changes and high suicide rates. State Attorney Generals are to revoke the licenses of doctors and dentists that implant chips in patients. Chip used illegally for GPS, tracking, organized crime, communication and torture. Virginia state police have been implanting citizens without their knowledge and consent for years and they are dying! Check out William and Mary’s site to see the torture enabled by the biochip and the Active Denial System. See Terrorism and Mental Health by Amin Gadit or A Note on Uberveillance by MG & Katina Michael or Safeguards in a World of Ambient Intelligence by Springer or Mind Control, Microchip Implants and Cybernetics. Check out the audio spotlight by Holosonics. The truth is the biochip works like a sim card. It received pulsed modulated laser beams and millimeter wave which it converts into electromagnetic waves that your brain interprets into digital images and sound. It then takes what your brain sees and hears and converts electromagnetic waves into digital and acoustic waves that a computer translates into audio and video. In other words, it allows law enforcement to see what you see, hear what you hear and communicate directly with your brain. “Former Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency (DARPA) director and now Google Executive, Regina E. Dugan, has unveiled a super small, ingestible microchip that we can all be expected to swallow by 2017. “A means of authentication,” she calls it, also called an electronic tattoo, which takes NSA spying to whole new levels. She talks of the ‘mechanical mismatch problem between machines and humans,’ and specifically targets 10 - 20 year olds in her rant about the wonderful qualities of this new technology that can stretch in the human body and still be functional. Hailed as a ‘critical shift for research and medicine,’ these biochips would not only allow full access to insurance companies and government agencies to our pharmaceutical med-taking compliancy (or lack thereof), but also a host of other aspects of our lives which are truly none of their business, and certainly an extension of the removal of our freedoms and rights.” Google News The ARRA authorizes payments to the states in an effort to encourage Medicaid Providers to adopt and use “certified EHR technology” aka biochips. ARRA will match Medicaid $5 for every $1 a state provides. Hospitals are paid $2 million to create “crisis stabilization wards” (Gitmo’s) where state police torture people - even unto death. They stopped my heart 90 times in 6 hours. Virginia Beach EMT’s were called to the scene. Mary E. Schloendorff, v. The Society of New York Hospital 105 N. E. 92, 93 (N. Y. 1914) Justice Cardozo states, “every human being of adult years and sound mind has a right to determine what shall be done with his own body; and a surgeon who performs an operation without his patient’s consent, commits an assault, for which he is liable in damages. (Pratt v Davis, 224 Ill. 300; Mohr v Williams, 95 Minn. 261.) This case precedent requires police to falsely arrest you or kidnap you and call you a mental health patient in order to force the implant on you. You can also be forced to have a biochip if you have an infectious disease - like Eboli or Aids. Coalition of Justice vs the City of Hampton, VA settled a case out of court for $500,000 and removal of the biochip. Torture is punishable by $1,000 per day up to $2 million; Medical battery is worth $2.05 million. They told my family it was the brain initiative. I checked with the oversight board, and it is not! Mark Warner told me it was research with the Active Denial System by the College of William and Mary, the USAF, and state and local law enforcement. It is called IBEX and it is excruciating. I have had 3 surgeries at the site of the implant and need another. It causes cancer! I've been tortured for 8 years by Virginia law enforcement. Thousands of innocent Virginians are being tortured and murdered by criminal cops. Please help us get the word out to end these heinous atrocities. The pain is 24/7. The VA DCJS sent me a letter stating cops can get keys to anyone's home and steal anything they please. The governor knows and takes his cut. Senator Kaine said the FBI is not involved so he can't help. Check out Virginia's Casual Disregard for the Constitution at forbes dot com. Check out Richard Cain's case. They are torturing infants and children. The active denial system comes in rifle form and can murder without leaving a mark. I have had two heart attacks and am blessed to be alive. We need to make the nation aware to stop these thugs. Please help us.

+Garbaz read the Wikipedia article on Silvio Berlusconi. He got a reality show and all the free TV minutes he could ever dream of because of it. He's a showboat. No politician could buy these many free minutes if they wanted to.

Same

+Garbaz he has the guts to say what he wants, not like other talkshow hosts, that always need to be polite to everyone.

+Garbaz - He got this far by telling people what they want to hear and playing on their frustrations. Then idiots spread the word to other idiots and here we are.

+Garbaz Because average IQ means basically "idiot"...People are crazy.

hahaha

+ricky bobby lmao I even read it with his midget voice

and then he is going to sue you the next

and then everyone in the comment

+H Leonardo It's called the right to free speech. 1st Amendment. :)

You were about 7 months early with that comment

@@abren5974 but did he lie? No. No he did not

@@abren5974 also I think it's a reference to the time traveller joke

I still do

lol.

lol.

drumpf

They only have so much fuel, they have to keep their priorities straight.

+pminnebach if donald trump becomes president, we will know that humans will never discover time travel.

Savage.

+Anonymous racist

+Anonymous his real name is Drumpf

+Anonymous Dr. Umpf sounds like his porn name.

+davidsegun I know that. I'm just saying that Drumpf might use John's campaign about his ridiculous last name to his advantage by calling himself Dr. Umpf. Since Umpf has a positive meaning. Why do I even have to explain this?