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SOURCES AND MORE BELOW!
Jake from Vsauce3 and I on his show, "Talk-o Time": • Hairy Feet with Michae...
Old Vsauce video on Déjà vu: • What is Déjà vu?
Dord: www.merriam-webster.com/video/...
collateral adjectives: www.wordnik.com/lists/b-colla...
amazing collection of English word facts: www.questrel.com/records.html
How many words rhyme? languagelog.ldc.upenn.edu/nll/...
ThinkFact on rhymes [VIDEO]: • Breaking The Rhyming Myth
gramograms:
www.highlightpress.com.au/list...
www.wordnik.com/lists/gramogr...
phantonyms: www.nytimes.com/2009/09/27/mag...
hangman analysis (best words to fool people): blog.wolfram.com/2010/08/13/25...
police:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buffalo_...
Esquivalience:
www.newyorker.com/magazine/200...
boingboing.net/2011/08/02/esqu...
Trivial Pursuit story:
www.columbo-site.freeuk.com/fi...
a good article on Columbo’s actual name: frankcolumboswristwatch.tumblr...
"The Pun Also Rises" book: www.amazon.co.uk/The-Also-Rise...
The Oatmeal and irony: theoatmeal.com/comics/irony
Digg and irony: digg.com/2014/irony-illustrated
“Ironic” music video: • Video
"Ironic" rewritten to be actually situationally ironic: www.collegehumor.com/post/2291...
some other Alanis/irony perspectives:
www.salon.com/2014/05/08/what_...
www.copyblogger.com/did-alanis...
Dog DNA study: mbe.oxfordjournals.org/content...
Why do we say “um”?: mentalfloss.com/article/50173/...
why do we all say “huh”?: www.smithsonianmag.com/science...
Cool words English doesn’t have: www.openculture.com/2014/07/ts...
Weird Words: people.sc.fsu.edu/~jburkardt/f...

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Комментарии : 24 тыс.   
@TheAshlovesu
@TheAshlovesu 4 года назад
RU-vid: use key words to reach a broader audience Vsauce: _Dord._
@Linuxdirk
@Linuxdirk 4 года назад
Still more than 6.7 million views.
@Dumb_Killjoy
@Dumb_Killjoy 4 года назад
6.8 mil
@Dumb_Killjoy
@Dumb_Killjoy 4 года назад
@@elimiNator345 no
@Dumb_Killjoy
@Dumb_Killjoy 4 года назад
@@elimiNator345 nein
@its_4life
@its_4life 4 года назад
Hey, it works.
@vid4954
@vid4954 7 лет назад
" the first pun was literally 'corny' " MICHAEL I SWEAR TO GOD
@krautgazer
@krautgazer 7 лет назад
I know, right?! He made a pun about the first pun.
@rezox
@rezox 7 лет назад
but the epic of gilgamesh was written by the sumerians. maize or corn wasn't introduced to the old world until the discovery of the americas. how could they have a word for corn when they didn't even know it
@krautgazer
@krautgazer 7 лет назад
rezox Damn, you're right. Now I'm curious too. Maybe it was a plant similar to corn and they simplified it when translating? Someone should answer this, please.
@bigredjanie
@bigredjanie 7 лет назад
John Carvalho Here's your answer: It's fake and you found the holes in it. Michael put a deliberate fake fact in the video as a nod to the practise of putting fake facts or words in something as a way to trap copiers he mentioned in the video.
@krautgazer
@krautgazer 7 лет назад
Harryhenry Then it's even better than I expected.
@dragondg6412
@dragondg6412 Год назад
vsause:ill make a video on the word dord 10 minutes later:i know who let the dogs out
@Jeremy81456
@Jeremy81456 Год назад
Lmao
@icedragon5743
@icedragon5743 Год назад
10 minutes? thats irony my friend
@gooseguy9148
@gooseguy9148 Год назад
He made a video on words and you spell his name wrong?
@AzillaKiami
@AzillaKiami Год назад
@@gooseguy9148 ikr...
@Gojira135
@Gojira135 11 месяцев назад
666th like
@dwaynebow
@dwaynebow Год назад
6:33 it took me YEARS to realize that the definition was a direct callout to the dictionaries stealing their words 😭
@mud6760
@mud6760 Год назад
I looking for someone else who noticed this.
@mohammedalmogalli3298
@mohammedalmogalli3298 Год назад
Please explain more my brain can’t comprehend this
@ttyt4078
@ttyt4078 Год назад
@@mohammedalmogalli3298 the definition basically means "not following the law pueposefully"
@mymo_in_Bb
@mymo_in_Bb 16 дней назад
imo their move to invent the word and then claim it's "fake" and "not a real word" is quite esquivalient. They brought it to life, now it's on them. They've got to take care of it. There's no such thing as uninventing a word once it's out.
@peterwhiteley2729
@peterwhiteley2729 4 года назад
Ah, D or D, my favourite tabletop role playing game, Dungeons or Dragons.
@yg6484
@yg6484 3 года назад
lol, nice
@olmosbakery
@olmosbakery 3 года назад
lol, nice
@senarmstrong03
@senarmstrong03 3 года назад
lol, nice
@peterwhiteley2729
@peterwhiteley2729 3 года назад
lol, nice
@peterwhiteley2729
@peterwhiteley2729 3 года назад
You Are Is L I had a good chuckle out of it...
@_fangs
@_fangs 4 года назад
Vsauce in 2014: Weird English things Vsauce in 2020: *eats donut from toilet*
@Fummy007
@Fummy007 4 года назад
What the fuck happened lol.
@Shinransa
@Shinransa 4 года назад
correction: *eats soggy wet toilet water donut from toilet*
@Damienn1776
@Damienn1776 4 года назад
@@Shinransa we did not need that correction........god its so much worse
@overmountain
@overmountain 4 года назад
Ah. Yes. Of course. Makes sense to me.
@organicno2351
@organicno2351 4 года назад
@@Shinransa i feel like maybe it was a cup placed in the toilet
@TheFox83333
@TheFox83333 10 месяцев назад
It went from why the word Dord was accidentally introduced into the English language, to who actually let the dogs out.
@ahuman32478
@ahuman32478 Год назад
At 5:30 Michael shows a list of words which says that "v" is silent in "fivepence". But, in his latest short "Which Letter Is Never Silent", he says that "v" is never silent
@joyjam3375
@joyjam3375 Год назад
YO THANK YOU I KNEW SOMETHING WAS WRONG BUT I COULDN'T REMEMBER WHAT
@sikdarshams
@sikdarshams Год назад
oh the irne
@zubetp
@zubetp Год назад
and isn't it ironic
@johnnyboi4694
@johnnyboi4694 Год назад
At 5:24 pterodactyl is spelt wrong 😂
@Syndiate__
@Syndiate__ 11 месяцев назад
@@johnnyboi4694 How did I not notice that...
@cornifer5261
@cornifer5261 2 года назад
RIP Dord 1934 - 1947 A dense word from a dense scientist
@vez3834
@vez3834 Год назад
It's not the scientist's fault :(
@Worthy_Edge
@Worthy_Edge Год назад
The dense ones are the dictionary editors
@leanna5733
@leanna5733 Год назад
​@@vez3834 this reply actually made me feel bad
@TheAnimatingSphereInSpace
@TheAnimatingSphereInSpace Год назад
RIP Dord. _Dord._ -Dord.- D -or- _d._
@vinodnaik06
@vinodnaik06 Год назад
Can I get a map
@gamingmaster_0472
@gamingmaster_0472 3 года назад
How did we go from “Dord was a mistake word” to “The Chinese let the dogs out”
@TheNinthGenerarion
@TheNinthGenerarion 3 года назад
Welcome to Vsauce
@squirrelcoom
@squirrelcoom 3 года назад
And Dord and Word are perfect rhymes xd
@izzy4791
@izzy4791 3 года назад
@@squirrelcoom no XD
@anonymousbanana204
@anonymousbanana204 3 года назад
@@squirrelcoom Nah
@lemonsaaa
@lemonsaaa 3 года назад
@@squirrelcoom derd
@sunnbeamz
@sunnbeamz Год назад
actually, you can’t hear pterodactyls urinate because they’re dead
@shazith9999
@shazith9999 Месяц назад
*ptedoractyl
@arossfelder
@arossfelder Месяц назад
Irony ?
@CaddebostanRdr
@CaddebostanRdr 8 месяцев назад
Michael is the only guy that can get away with naming an educational video "dord." Lmao
@TaurielTheElf
@TaurielTheElf 4 года назад
Beginning of the video: dord is actually a typo for d or d End of the video: Dogs were domesticated in China That escalated quickly...
@Chizypuff
@Chizypuff 4 года назад
dorg
@short7440
@short7440 4 года назад
porg
@Dumb_Killjoy
@Dumb_Killjoy 4 года назад
Yorg
@cugmonkey4
@cugmonkey4 4 года назад
Gorg
@yoshisaurus_
@yoshisaurus_ 4 года назад
Morg
@48exa
@48exa 4 года назад
"The song Ironic has lyrics that are actually not situated irony" heh Ironic
@anupamajain8393
@anupamajain8393 4 года назад
Woah...
@Ziegenhainy
@Ziegenhainy 4 года назад
OH NO YOU CREATED A LOGICAL PARADOX OH NO ITS A BLACK HOLEA
@stoneminer4464
@stoneminer4464 4 года назад
He saved others from death. He could not save himself.
@highguardian13
@highguardian13 4 года назад
Lmao 🤣!!!! Ikr. Soooo ironic
@paniixa3890
@paniixa3890 4 года назад
@@stoneminer4464 who?
@Robinson_Entertainment
@Robinson_Entertainment Год назад
“Comment rhymes with nothing” no it doesn’t Michael, stop lying to me
@coldblooded5908
@coldblooded5908 Год назад
when he said "fatherly" i though his next world would've been "and fatherless"
@tibbletoons9785
@tibbletoons9785 7 лет назад
"mouth stuff is oral" Vsauce 2016
@funnydogman9534
@funnydogman9534 7 лет назад
2014*
@funnydogman9534
@funnydogman9534 7 лет назад
_excuse me_
@bepishead8524
@bepishead8524 7 лет назад
TibbleToons dear god why
@spaceghostmiid
@spaceghostmiid 7 лет назад
TibbleToons 2014*
@chloeeasterbrook5631
@chloeeasterbrook5631 7 лет назад
Berwyn KenzieJKT no it's anything to do with the study of the mouth
@Name-fk8zk
@Name-fk8zk 4 года назад
“Nothing rhymes with nothing.” Yes. Yes it does.
@beatziegraham6928
@beatziegraham6928 4 года назад
Clever.
@taylorlangley900
@taylorlangley900 4 года назад
Nothing rhymes with something
@tibethatguy
@tibethatguy 4 года назад
@@taylorlangley900 No, it doesn't. 'Something''s rhyme is 'omething', while 'nothing''s rhyme is 'othing'.
@taylorlangley900
@taylorlangley900 4 года назад
Tibe That Guy exactly... Othing is something though
@beagletobias8916
@beagletobias8916 4 года назад
What about "frothing"?
@joehollingsworth4502
@joehollingsworth4502 7 месяцев назад
I always thought the fact the Ironic song not having situationally ironic events in it was on purpose and was meant to be the TRUE irony in the song.
@ron.mexico.
@ron.mexico. Год назад
I can’t believe this is 8 years old. 2014 was fun.
@samblackett
@samblackett 3 года назад
This man has every rhyme in the English language at his disposal and he chooses tickle and pickle for his example
@smellthel
@smellthel 3 года назад
dont question god
@bunju8990
@bunju8990 3 года назад
@@trickyegg7043 it isn't
@haza6893
@haza6893 3 года назад
@@trickyegg7043 not at all lmaoo
@diamondsinsight
@diamondsinsight 3 года назад
@@haza6893 what did TrickyEgg say?
@haza6893
@haza6893 3 года назад
@@diamondsinsight I completely forgot and now it’s bugging me 😂 i think it was just something ignorant and annoying
@ShredHarmonic
@ShredHarmonic 3 года назад
Me: finds a video on language. Michael: "It was the Mesolithic southwestern Chinese who let the dogs out"
@jvgreendarmok
@jvgreendarmok 3 года назад
But before that, they were the first to let the dogs *in*.
@Sans-ih2el
@Sans-ih2el 3 года назад
I love vsauce
@user-cd4bx6uq1y
@user-cd4bx6uq1y 3 года назад
141
@HolahkuTaigiTWFormosanDiplomat
@HolahkuTaigiTWFormosanDiplomat 3 года назад
ok
@rodrigotejada1740
@rodrigotejada1740 3 года назад
Michael 5 seconds after saying that: but what is "out"? *Song starts*
@mungelomwaangasikateyo376
@mungelomwaangasikateyo376 Год назад
Lead: "Who let the dogs out..." Vsauce: "Ba ba ha man"
@impishlyit9780
@impishlyit9780 11 месяцев назад
It's great looking back and remembering that Vsauce videos have *always* been an informational fever dream.
@sayospecter6731
@sayospecter6731 5 лет назад
"Dord was an accidental word for thirteen years." ... (5 minutes later) ... "You can't hear a pterodactyl urinate because of its silent "P"."
@niriribururur7074
@niriribururur7074 5 лет назад
That’s how vsauce works
@aidenr3310
@aidenr3310 5 лет назад
@@niriribururur7074 *_ThaTs hOW mAFia WoRks_*
@aiden.117
@aiden.117 5 лет назад
Aiden R - Bold and alternating letters?
@theonebman7581
@theonebman7581 5 лет назад
@@niriribururur7074 *or is it?*
@daviduvaydov5498
@daviduvaydov5498 4 года назад
Not all hero's wear cape 😆 lol
@randoiguess
@randoiguess 3 года назад
All the talk about irony reminded me of the time I won my elementary school's award for perfect attendance I wasn't there that day
@thechannelforyouandme9376
@thechannelforyouandme9376 3 года назад
bruh
@steelmd
@steelmd 3 года назад
I’m so confused by the part about irony that I have no idea whether your comment is actually ironic so I’m just gonna give you the benefit of the doubt and say: “Nice one”
@thechannelforyouandme9376
@thechannelforyouandme9376 3 года назад
@@steelmd bbbbbbb
@ER3xW4ha7
@ER3xW4ha7 2 года назад
Figures.
@kothen4994
@kothen4994 2 года назад
That's kinda but not really situational irony, but that's still hilarious.
@Pogramista
@Pogramista Год назад
i think that the song "ironic" is a brilliant example of situational irony since in the song where you except the irony there is none
@joebidome425
@joebidome425 8 месяцев назад
i call discord dord and so knowing it was technically a word warms my heart
@atomicfault3972
@atomicfault3972 3 года назад
“The word comment rhymes with nothing.” No it doesn’t.
@elgordobondiola
@elgordobondiola 3 года назад
Comment torment atonement
@MrNateSPF
@MrNateSPF 3 года назад
Nothing rhymes with everything.
@alfiealfie35
@alfiealfie35 3 года назад
@@MrNateSPF both aren't perfect rhymes, because they aren't the exact same after the first syllable
@TrulySpeechless
@TrulySpeechless 3 года назад
@@elgordobondiola They aren't perfect rhymes.
@elgordobondiola
@elgordobondiola 3 года назад
@@TrulySpeechless nothing is truly perfect, except maybe Danny devito
@aditya007rockstar
@aditya007rockstar 5 лет назад
“Eminem wants to know your location”
@senorsac7927
@senorsac7927 5 лет назад
I to have seen that video
@prod.sevenlives5966
@prod.sevenlives5966 5 лет назад
Bro I was thinking about that too
@overpowered_omar2801
@overpowered_omar2801 5 лет назад
Eminem and vsauce rap collaboration
@Izuku_Midoriya-oi2cx
@Izuku_Midoriya-oi2cx 5 лет назад
OverPowered_Omar yes we need that
@SaidBKD95
@SaidBKD95 5 лет назад
Stan stan listen man...
@sediment81
@sediment81 Год назад
vsauce is the guy that explains the joke and makes it even funnier
@LendriMujina
@LendriMujina Год назад
6:28 That particular instance could easily backfire even if copyright traps _were_ enforceable, for the simple fact that esquivalience is an actually-useful word describing a scenario that a lot of people relate to. Not some niche jargon that nobody outside of a very specific field would ever even think about using.
@stroberibuni
@stroberibuni 4 года назад
title: Dord. 7 million people: interesting.
@senza4591
@senza4591 4 года назад
It is!
@thomasengelman2815
@thomasengelman2815 4 года назад
Almost 8 million
@m.m7732
@m.m7732 4 года назад
vanillatea 😭😭😭😭😭
@granola661
@granola661 4 года назад
interesting....
@Fabio-kr9in
@Fabio-kr9in 4 года назад
I thought it said Dad 😭😩
@opNeptune
@opNeptune 5 лет назад
*Others : How The Oxford Dictionary Made Up A Word!!* *Vsauce : Dord*
@yashdeole1413
@yashdeole1413 5 лет назад
*Vsauce
@opNeptune
@opNeptune 5 лет назад
@@yashdeole1413 thank you
@eebu4053
@eebu4053 5 лет назад
ITS DORN YOYOYOYOYOYOYOYO
@tacoman736
@tacoman736 5 лет назад
Neptune These are different times we live in now
@zacplayzgamer6328
@zacplayzgamer6328 5 лет назад
@None-Trick_Pony
@None-Trick_Pony 7 месяцев назад
Actually, while it's never been official, Columbo's badge did have a given name at some point - Frank. I don't remember when precisely as it's been a hot minute since I last watched it (incredible show, by the way), but I believe a screengrab can be found on Wikipedia.
@kaanggeng
@kaanggeng 11 месяцев назад
A black hole is so much dord, even the light can't escape it.
@jademonass2954
@jademonass2954 4 года назад
"dord was a fake word for 13 years" later "kukku is the sound corn makes when falling on the ground"
@hamaczech13
@hamaczech13 4 года назад
Interesting, corn is in czech language "kukuřice".
@scarasluts
@scarasluts 4 года назад
hamaczech13 ah yes, corn rice
@hamaczech13
@hamaczech13 4 года назад
@@scarasluts R and Ř are pronounced very differently,so i never looked at the word like that. For the same reason I didn't get what do english speakers find so funny about the town of "Horní Police" ("the upper shelf" in english). :D
@scarasluts
@scarasluts 4 года назад
hamaczech13 THERES A TOWN CALLED HORNÍ POLICE??? also that's interesting! i never knew
@hamaczech13
@hamaczech13 4 года назад
@@scarasluts There is also an annual hike from the town Pičín to Řiťka, which translates from czech to english "Cunt town" to "Little ass"
@elongatedoval
@elongatedoval 5 лет назад
I have an ironic story... One time at my school someone was getting an award for 100% attendance but that day he wasn't in school
@Xnoob545
@Xnoob545 5 лет назад
Lol
@Gamper1
@Gamper1 5 лет назад
That happened to me a couple years ago lmao
@VesselTrinh
@VesselTrinh 5 лет назад
F
@ShreyanshPanchal
@ShreyanshPanchal 5 лет назад
Ooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
@4m33n
@4m33n 5 лет назад
BIG OOOOFFF
@sparshgongale1943
@sparshgongale1943 Год назад
I wanna hug this man. He is a good man.
@hesterclapp9717
@hesterclapp9717 Год назад
"Every letter in the English alphabet is silent sometimes" Proceeds to show a load of French and Dutch words
@heyoyo10gaming4
@heyoyo10gaming4 Год назад
You say that like the English stealing from other cultures is news
@paytontrueman8457
@paytontrueman8457 Год назад
the alphabet is english, by 'english alphabet' he's talking bc about the actual characters :)
@immortalidiot5767
@immortalidiot5767 Год назад
@@paytontrueman8457 Not really the english alphabet, more so the latin alphabet.
@paytontrueman8457
@paytontrueman8457 Год назад
@@immortalidiot5767 yeah, that’s true
@canwegetashoutouttoworking2002
@@heyoyo10gaming4 Yeah, dipshit. Languages evolve and borrow words from each other.
@fmujic89
@fmujic89 6 лет назад
Is it ironic to die in the living room?
@fujianhehagedoorn9809
@fujianhehagedoorn9809 6 лет назад
fmujic89 yes
@themythhunter8928
@themythhunter8928 6 лет назад
yes Next day Account Terminated Our moderators have noticed that your behavior on ROBLOX is bad. Moderator Note: Don’t Swear On ROBLOX Abuse: Profanity Abusive Item: yes
@arik_dev
@arik_dev 6 лет назад
Reminds me of Stanley Kubricks Dr. Strangleove, "Gentleman. You can't fight in here. This is the war room!"
@banishingwarden
@banishingwarden 6 лет назад
fmujic89 I call it the den..
@kevnar
@kevnar 6 лет назад
"What you doing in that room?" "I'm living, dude! You should stop dining and try it some time." -Demitri Martin
@bloodrune329
@bloodrune329 3 года назад
“Mouth stuff is oral” -Michael Stevens
@steinychickens9026
@steinychickens9026 3 года назад
Ha, he said that and you quoted him. Brilliant.
@bloodrune329
@bloodrune329 3 года назад
@@steinychickens9026 Ha, you replied to a 3 month old RU-vid comment that’s just a quote from the video. Brilliant.
@osku2290
@osku2290 3 года назад
@@bloodrune329 Truly brilliant he deserves a nobel prize!
@pepperc.7975
@pepperc.7975 3 года назад
@@osku2290 Brilliant!
@schevling
@schevling 3 года назад
Brillo
@alf73
@alf73 8 месяцев назад
I've watch this video once before and I'm sure I've watched it before that but for some reason it still feels new and entertaining watching Vsauce videos every few months, the videos are just that entertaining.
@BraveSoda
@BraveSoda 9 месяцев назад
Petition to make the moon "Moonly" | V 1:24
@servantofaeie1569
@servantofaeie1569 7 месяцев назад
The Anglish movement is on board with this.
@braydank13
@braydank13 5 лет назад
But I still don't know Why is a building called a building, when its already built?
@minecraftdimandar1283
@minecraftdimandar1283 5 лет назад
Cuz there is a word for building a building Constraction
@Jake-ur5gi
@Jake-ur5gi 5 лет назад
minecraft dimandar Close.
@josuadom1320
@josuadom1320 5 лет назад
I am drawing a drawing.
@minecraftdimandar1283
@minecraftdimandar1283 4 года назад
@@josuadom1320 making a drawing? Maybe
@malachitecookie9500
@malachitecookie9500 4 года назад
oof 10 questions science still can't answer
@akhotaba7866
@akhotaba7866 5 лет назад
Eyelashes are supposed to prevent things from going into your eyes but whenever i have something in my eye its always an eyelash How EYEronic.
@zemoeagle593
@zemoeagle593 5 лет назад
Im In love
@fitmedicos4238
@fitmedicos4238 5 лет назад
Good one😂😂
@hardcorehammy7848
@hardcorehammy7848 5 лет назад
i mean... i guess, but doesn’t that mean it’s doing its job?
@chrisj403
@chrisj403 5 лет назад
Doesn't that mean they're doing their job?
@angelbear_og
@angelbear_og 5 лет назад
I guess I'm done with the internet today. Nothing will top this comment. 😂😂😂
@TheCrazyAussie
@TheCrazyAussie Год назад
I love how much of a roller coaster these videos are.
@palopatrol6010
@palopatrol6010 Год назад
“First, what’s the deal with first?” is the most Vsauce sentence in existence
@potatobob5781
@potatobob5781 4 года назад
"so, what kind of job do you have?" "oh, I'm a police police police police police police police police police police police police police police police police police police police police police." "...ah."
@kidyomu89
@kidyomu89 4 года назад
"ah... So uhm, what exactly does your job entail?"
@Somewhere50
@Somewhere50 4 года назад
Why do you have this job?
@halzion
@halzion 4 года назад
@@kidyomu89 "So in my job I police police police police police police police police police police police police police police police police police police police police police..."
@kidyomu89
@kidyomu89 4 года назад
@@halzion “Oh, I see.”
@boredrb
@boredrb 4 года назад
Kidyom. U police
@gocacola8699
@gocacola8699 3 года назад
1:03 thought he was gonna say “English loves collateral damage.”
@lilgandhicloutvertmachineb2287
@lilgandhicloutvertmachineb2287 3 года назад
Both true 🤷🏻‍♂️
@yaboianz
@yaboianz 3 года назад
talk about an awp main huh
@lmathews8356
@lmathews8356 3 года назад
Nothing that flex tape can’t fix
@immortalsun
@immortalsun 3 года назад
@@lmathews8356 *_That’s a lot of damage!_*
@janellejackson6263
@janellejackson6263 3 года назад
lol
@michaelbrickieblock
@michaelbrickieblock 11 месяцев назад
Vsause is the only channel that can go from dord to dog in 12 minutes.
@MagicianStevey
@MagicianStevey Год назад
Vsauce at 8:57: “so the oldest joke was corny” Vsauce at 9:06: “(explaining the meaning of irony)”
@dorianmearns7407
@dorianmearns7407 3 года назад
“What do you do?” “I’m a police police police police police police police”
@youraunt
@youraunt 3 года назад
AAaa aaaAA AAAaaaaa AAAAaaaaa aaAaAAa aaa aaaa Aaaaaa.
@Foxy-ve1oh
@Foxy-ve1oh 3 года назад
No one cares yeees!
@DaminRSW
@DaminRSW 3 года назад
we can condense this simply, to pig! how efficient
@folbykleetwood7462
@folbykleetwood7462 3 года назад
@@DaminRSW 😐
@Somewhere50
@Somewhere50 3 года назад
@@DaminRSW huh?
@123Yellowberry123
@123Yellowberry123 9 лет назад
Shouldn't third be threeth?
@Alexaflohr
@Alexaflohr 9 лет назад
That would make sense, but languages don't work that way. English decided to take a lot of suffixes from the vikings, but words used too often never got the change. This is why we have 'rabbitS', 'cowS', and 'oxEN', and why first, second, and third are all different, but everything after that ends with 'th'. English started out as one of those weird tribal languages with way too many rules, and has been fighting against the streamlining process ever since.
@123Yellowberry123
@123Yellowberry123 9 лет назад
Alexander Abrams-Flohr Thanks! :D
@nps571
@nps571 9 лет назад
i used to live in singapore and they called it thrice in the books and stuff
@ButzPunk
@ButzPunk 9 лет назад
Though quite a few weird things in English have to do with Vikings, "third" probably isn't one of them. It comes from Old English _thridda_ (or _þridda_), which is roughly equivalent to "threeth", but along the way the _i_ and the _r_ got switched around (something linguists call "metathesis") making into "third". Interestingly (if you're the type to find historical linguistics interesting), the same thing happened with "bird", which was _bridd_ in Old English. (The same thing happened with "burn" and "burst" among other words.) Also interestingly (again, ymmv), these words are just part of a whole pattern of such metatheses which generally began in the Northumbrian dialect of Old English and worked their way south until they became part of the standard language. (So, it is possible that the metathesis was somehow related to Viking influences, taking us full circle...)
@masterbob46
@masterbob46 9 лет назад
haha ironic
@micahscott3895
@micahscott3895 Год назад
Perfect rhymes can be 1 word with 2 words not in the case of orange and door hinge but something like sandwich and hand switch is a perfect rhyme
@tonydarko67
@tonydarko67 7 месяцев назад
Anyone else notice how Michael says “situational”
@yeeet6129
@yeeet6129 4 года назад
Vsauce: Is that ironic? Me: I guess, yeah Vsauce: No it isn't Me: oh
@mathematicalninja2756
@mathematicalninja2756 4 года назад
Lmao
@ummtulip
@ummtulip 4 года назад
Rengar Main wtf
@aricre8886
@aricre8886 4 года назад
isn't that ironic?
@fluffymuffin4567
@fluffymuffin4567 4 года назад
Ironic
@Bluedragon2513
@Bluedragon2513 4 года назад
games nope
@pizzawonderer5024
@pizzawonderer5024 3 года назад
"The moon is not moonly." -Michael Stevens
@achtsekundenfurz7876
@achtsekundenfurz7876 2 года назад
...but what about Uranus???
@dragonthingy4843
@dragonthingy4843 2 года назад
@@achtsekundenfurz7876 What about my anus?
@RhuBin02
@RhuBin02 2 года назад
@@dragonthingy4843 n o
@roosterreeves5099
@roosterreeves5099 2 года назад
I read those as soon as he said that
@include-bit
@include-bit 2 месяца назад
1:58 orange and orange.
@Golden_Official100
@Golden_Official100 5 месяцев назад
D or d, truly a philosophical question.
@anaya1524
@anaya1524 6 лет назад
Dord.
@Fernisawake
@Fernisawake 5 лет назад
Ye mE To
@Fernisawake
@Fernisawake 5 лет назад
@@geophy9160 hoLyfrIcKEn mAtH EdITinG I acCTdeNTilAY spElLEd A laNGuAge EnhANceR
@brian.mp3924
@brian.mp3924 5 лет назад
Wow that's a lot of likes
@jasonsohkanen7001
@jasonsohkanen7001 5 лет назад
That's dense.
@giorgigarsevanidze6334
@giorgigarsevanidze6334 5 лет назад
UNBEKNOWNST
@MrPerry435
@MrPerry435 4 года назад
“You can’t hear a pterodactyl urinate because of its silent P” - Michael Stevens, 2014
@neillunavat
@neillunavat 3 года назад
Why is this a comment? We heard what he said (。・ω・。)
@tenko4771
@tenko4771 3 года назад
Maybe also because it is instinct
@everythingcoffee8901
@everythingcoffee8901 3 года назад
@@neillunavat Often when people find a quote from a video particularly interesting for whatever reason, they will comment it. They aren't just saying that the quote was said, as that is information anyone who saw the video would know. They are saying that they found it important, insightful, funny, thought-provoking, etc.
@zdoh-RandomHandle
@zdoh-RandomHandle 3 года назад
You forgot the ee
@Ano3110
@Ano3110 3 года назад
Well the spelling of pterodactyl is wrong in the video...
@barkspawn
@barkspawn Год назад
Isn't it ironic that Alanis Morrissette's song Ironic doesn't contain any irony though? Which means it *does* contain irony, which means it's not ironic, which means... uh oh
@shaneharding7399
@shaneharding7399 8 месяцев назад
Don't think too hard on it, it'll save you some sanity
@OneOfTheLoveless
@OneOfTheLoveless Год назад
these videos are just one segue after another and I'm impressed.
@bonyfax2345
@bonyfax2345 4 года назад
As one reditor one said: “Before was was was, was was is” Edit: why tf is this lame excuse for a joke still getting replies?
@thekonsti4712
@thekonsti4712 4 года назад
I've looked at this sentence for too long and am now unable to understand the word ''was''
@user-sv7pj8zt6s
@user-sv7pj8zt6s 4 года назад
Damn deep
@hechno9080
@hechno9080 3 года назад
When was was is, was was was still?
@bonyfax2345
@bonyfax2345 3 года назад
Techno Show When was was/is was, was wasn’t/isn’t is
@ariqsotherchannelidk436
@ariqsotherchannelidk436 3 года назад
*He is speaking the language of the gods.*
@3lhm4ch
@3lhm4ch 3 года назад
“You can’t hear a pterodactyl urinate because it’s silent p.” That made me laugh.
@achtsekundenfurz7876
@achtsekundenfurz7876 2 года назад
3rd place: psychiatrist -- p is silent 2nd place: rendezvous -- z and s are silent winner: eclipse -- all flat-earthers are silent
@requiem522
@requiem522 2 года назад
@@achtsekundenfurz7876 10/10
@kuj2887
@kuj2887 2 года назад
But how about a ptedoractyl?
@yinnakatomi509
@yinnakatomi509 2 года назад
@@kuj2887 I was just thinking about if anybody commented about that
@kuj2887
@kuj2887 2 года назад
@@yinnakatomi509 Statistically, there have to be a few of those who zero in on spelling errors, however small and to the average observer generally unnoticeable (and really immaterial). I'm like that. I'll notice the slightest mistake. It does help a lot in an editorial job. Shame I don't have one.
@Offically_alive
@Offically_alive 8 месяцев назад
3:44 what about “bluffing and nothing”
@notsofiasworld
@notsofiasworld Год назад
i never know where these videos are gonna go
@etherraichu
@etherraichu 9 лет назад
what makes orange a special word is that it was my first word. To this day my parents arent sure if I was talking about the fruit, or the color. This makes me happy.
@kapilbusawah7169
@kapilbusawah7169 9 лет назад
***** A rhyme so identical we don't even know it. Shit this rhymes and you didn't even catch it
@eugeneubwk3525
@eugeneubwk3525 9 лет назад
etherraichu Not Really Ironic, But: VSauce thought he answered the question on the Baha Men's song. But he did not. The song, "Who Let the Dogs Out," references ugly women at a nightclub-not actual canines.
@Vitorruy1
@Vitorruy1 9 лет назад
Eugene UBWK That`s so ironic... or is it?
@antdx316
@antdx316 9 лет назад
etherraichu the Vsauce, no idea where he comes up with the kind of information he says it's so much and well-informed, descriptive, picturative
@andrijakovacevic3443
@andrijakovacevic3443 9 лет назад
***** in Serbia its the same case :)
@rickb1973
@rickb1973 4 года назад
I heard once: "She puts the "b" in subtle".
@benxvariety8878
@benxvariety8878 4 года назад
good one
@senza4591
@senza4591 4 года назад
Huh
@rxquettes402
@rxquettes402 4 года назад
oh..i get it now.
@arnoudh6203
@arnoudh6203 4 года назад
@@rxquettes402 I don't? Can u explain?
@SoraZ2112
@SoraZ2112 Год назад
So sad what happened to Dord. They were only 13 years old.
@Dr.Funk8864
@Dr.Funk8864 8 дней назад
3:17 wolf rhymes with gulf
@cannonfodderangry6517
@cannonfodderangry6517 5 лет назад
Michael: Irony Also Michael in the same video: Origin of dogs
@ME-fi1nj
@ME-fi1nj 4 года назад
Mr.Pikachu and it all started with the Oxford dictionary accidentally inventing a word
@No-pw3dh
@No-pw3dh 4 года назад
“The word ‘comment’ rhymes with 'nothing'” No it doesn't
@metalslugfest
@metalslugfest 4 года назад
'comment' doesn't rhyme with anything else either, haha
@4r96
@4r96 4 года назад
@@metalslugfest Comet, Vomit, Common, Concept. It's about how you pronounce the words.
@gothtearz
@gothtearz 4 года назад
4R - No it doesn't
@martin11844
@martin11844 4 года назад
@@gothtearz yes it doe's, but if not, stop foment in g uncritical thinking
@gothtearz
@gothtearz 4 года назад
martin11844 - English, use it
@daanbos5918
@daanbos5918 Год назад
Dord is a short nickname for the city I live in
@deeperssjsk
@deeperssjsk 7 месяцев назад
Door hinge and orange have 2 syllables and end with "ge" For example "🎶Oragne door Hinge in the Room!🎶"
@saintarkweather
@saintarkweather 3 года назад
Chemistry class is like: "Water has a lower dord than stone"
@dankdisney7714
@dankdisney7714 2 года назад
Physics* Gee, you're a bit dord yourself ain't you
@maucazalv903
@maucazalv903 2 года назад
That one kid: *vsausce music starts*
@rtg_onefourtwoeightfiveseven
I'm going to drop Dord in a casual conversation if I ever remember to do so.
@lampoilropebombs0640
@lampoilropebombs0640 Год назад
Incorrect. Basalt with scoria has vesicles and can likely float on water.
@brrrrrr
@brrrrrr Год назад
@@rtg_onefourtwoeightfiveseven did you rember or did you forgor
@thinkfact
@thinkfact 9 лет назад
Wow, it's a complete honor to be mentioned in this video! Thank you very much Michael! I think my life is now complete. Haha :)
@GibsonGamesChannel
@GibsonGamesChannel 9 лет назад
Hello, RU-vidr man.
@thinkfact
@thinkfact 9 лет назад
Gibson Collett And hello to you!
@ReSubrose
@ReSubrose 9 лет назад
DALE! I WAS SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU IN THE VIDEO! :DDDD Congrats man!
@thinkfact
@thinkfact 9 лет назад
ReSubrose I started to get all these random comments on my video that is really old. I was like, "what's going on?" I noticed Vsauce also released a new video, so I was beginning to get extremely anxious all of a sudden. I clicked on it watched it to where I saw myself and I pretty much almost had a heart attack. But it's an extreme honor and privilege to actually have this happen!
@roneyandrade6287
@roneyandrade6287 9 лет назад
it is cool too see you in Vsauce, Dale
@ImDuck42
@ImDuck42 7 месяцев назад
Orange "sporange" (a rare type of fern) and "blorenge" (a hill in Wales)
@geographyppl
@geographyppl 8 месяцев назад
Not to mention, only a couple words rhyme with “anything.”
@EdElectra
@EdElectra 3 года назад
Fun fact: The word "short" is longer than the word "long".
@slayer4515
@slayer4515 3 года назад
@burntbeansoup
@burntbeansoup 3 года назад
Huh. Thats *ironic.*
@Visroker
@Visroker 3 года назад
Wait, that's illegal.😂
@royal_doberman
@royal_doberman 3 года назад
Wow, that is so tru
@carlbasky7637
@carlbasky7637 3 года назад
SCHLONG
@malikabraham3708
@malikabraham3708 6 лет назад
Queue is just Q with 4 silent letters
@rana4410
@rana4410 5 лет назад
malik abe yeah, it is! So are tee, gee, and bee
@aethercore
@aethercore 5 лет назад
Oh golly. ;-;
@pancake6002
@pancake6002 5 лет назад
nah, i asked siri... its pronounsed koo e oo e xD
@jowharaalshaigi8971
@jowharaalshaigi8971 5 лет назад
Shizen
@jowharaalshaigi8971
@jowharaalshaigi8971 5 лет назад
@Mortus Evil wtf
@Nydaxe
@Nydaxe 5 месяцев назад
Sandwich - Bewitch
@sandradermark8463
@sandradermark8463 Год назад
D or d: short for density. The spaces are key.
@user-pk9qo1gd6r
@user-pk9qo1gd6r Год назад
No shit
@assman6054
@assman6054 3 года назад
At the beginning Michael talks about a dictionary mistake. At the end: WE FOUND OUT WHO LET THE DOGS OUT!!
@Hyperion4K
@Hyperion4K 2 года назад
Finally we can find out what the dog was doing.
@spingleboygle
@spingleboygle 2 года назад
@@Hyperion4K guys i know what the dog did! the dog did th-
@Hyperion4K
@Hyperion4K 2 года назад
@@spingleboygle ...and he was never heard from again.
@itzpoizonn1177
@itzpoizonn1177 2 года назад
@@Hyperion4K Ranch
@valdezmodesto
@valdezmodesto 6 лет назад
3 years later, I still start every game of hangman off with the word "JAZZ". I have not lost a single game.
@AndrewRibbit
@AndrewRibbit 6 лет назад
So ya like jazz?
@plainclain8327
@plainclain8327 6 лет назад
So Ya Like Jazz?
@ScoutMorganGaming
@ScoutMorganGaming 6 лет назад
So ya like Jazz?
@Berked2Hard
@Berked2Hard 6 лет назад
So ya like JIZZ? Combo breaker
@helloworld4390
@helloworld4390 6 лет назад
So ya like jizz?
@lemonlemonlemonlemonlemonlemo
“this song titled *Ironic* doesn’t have any situational irony in it” this is the ultimate form of comedy
@-Logan_Word-7437
@-Logan_Word-7437 Год назад
I love micheal makes titles that you don’t understand until you watch the video
@aidanthird
@aidanthird 4 года назад
'nothing rhymes with nothing' me: of course they rhyme they are the same
@Vijwal
@Vijwal 3 года назад
Well yes, but actually yes.
@Ausjira
@Ausjira 3 года назад
Or are they?
@depressedscoobydoo7070
@depressedscoobydoo7070 3 года назад
@@Ausjira *Vsause music plays*
@vinyashere4all
@vinyashere4all 3 года назад
That was obviously intentional.
@Vijwal
@Vijwal 3 года назад
OR was it?
@GarrettStelly
@GarrettStelly 5 лет назад
Eat an orange, Travel to Blorenge. Hair is Silver, An elderly Chilver.
@fremanestatejeffnuggets3417
@fremanestatejeffnuggets3417 5 лет назад
Garrett Stelly 15 rappers Eminem was afraid to diss
@rougeandrei9095
@rougeandrei9095 5 лет назад
Lmao
@alltheaudios3162
@alltheaudios3162 5 лет назад
Garrett Stelly a chilver can't be elderly because it's a lamb
@connormurrster6833
@connormurrster6833 5 лет назад
Straight bars
@connormurrster6833
@connormurrster6833 5 лет назад
@@alltheaudios3162 wrong
@TeamHusky
@TeamHusky 6 месяцев назад
He knew what he was doing when he rhymed tickle with pickle 💀
@john4501
@john4501 Год назад
6:12 just want to point out that Harry Potter used this spell on Dumbledor when trying to revive him during their trip to the cave. Harry was panicking and this was the first thing he says as he pointed his wand at a dying Dumbledor.
@idbestshutup4424
@idbestshutup4424 4 года назад
I can appreciate that you titled your video “Dord.” and still get six and a half mil views
@odochi7091
@odochi7091 4 года назад
@@ab1847k I thought we were the curious things
@proloycodes
@proloycodes 2 года назад
9*
@homartorres6851
@homartorres6851 Год назад
Almost 9 and a half now...
@plutoandpolaris
@plutoandpolaris Год назад
He made a video on the concept of nothing that has no title, no tags and a white thumbnail and it still got millions of views. That’s the power of vsauce
@Gamepro5
@Gamepro5 5 лет назад
Orange the color rhymes with orange the fruit
@jamiedickinson4079
@jamiedickinson4079 5 лет назад
Finally!
@limecyanizer4394
@limecyanizer4394 5 лет назад
And orange the tree
@timothygodden7243
@timothygodden7243 5 лет назад
Now I know I'm not truly alone. Sniff.
@illuminsansy3528
@illuminsansy3528 5 лет назад
I put my *orange* *four-inch* *door hinge* into *storage* and are *porridge* in *Blorenge*
@CJ-73
@CJ-73 5 лет назад
ABSOLUTE MAD LAD!
@evanclemons8658
@evanclemons8658 11 месяцев назад
How could they make puns about corn in the Epic of Gilgamesh if corn was a new world crop not known to the old world until the 16th century?
@xxxkueckxxx
@xxxkueckxxx 10 месяцев назад
Exactly! Unless corn used to mean something else
@kjw21411
@kjw21411 Месяц назад
5:26 - typo, the R and D are switched so it says "ptedoractyl" instead of "pterodactyl"
@winkystinky
@winkystinky Месяц назад
lol that's beautiful
@bunnyloverplayz1371
@bunnyloverplayz1371 19 дней назад
lol that’s beautiful
@glassesfreak3829
@glassesfreak3829 7 лет назад
why isn't eleven pronounced onety-one
@under_score3829
@under_score3829 7 лет назад
In Lord of the Rings, 111 for Hobbits is Eleventy-One.
@meridansoul733
@meridansoul733 7 лет назад
idk man ; _ ;
@sketch8988
@sketch8988 7 лет назад
same thing with twelwe
@glassesfreak3829
@glassesfreak3829 7 лет назад
onety-two onety-three and so on
@izd4
@izd4 7 лет назад
What about Eleventy-One (LOTR)?
@santacruiser2214
@santacruiser2214 6 лет назад
Start: Dictionary error. End: Types of irony.
@Mars8765
@Mars8765 5 лет назад
Kenneth Bui -ish
@crunchybanana6616
@crunchybanana6616 5 лет назад
Santacruiser types + irony = tyranny
@impishfoxboi
@impishfoxboi 11 месяцев назад
8 years and the only differences in the videos is the look of youtube's website
@stepanda4424
@stepanda4424 Год назад
the perfect rhyme for orange is bornana
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