Dressing in late 14th century armour 

Ah, yes! Sir Kevin! The douchest of knights of the round table!

It's usually was a squire who would arm there knight or lord

@@rettyrex2401 Indeed. But Sir Lucas of the House of Woods would prefer his mother to dress him in his armour.

Armour*

Getting armed up by mom gives you 50% confidence boost and 60% bravery

During battle they just peed in pants, that was common, not normal but common

@@perun5984 coward knights. İf they were brave, they would wear nothing

@@perun5984 what if they wanted to take a shit?

FETCH ME THE BLOODY BREST PLATE STRETCHER

@@chrisgeorg1523 all eras of medieval European armor easily allowed for the wearer to shit/piss with ease, even with codpiece. This was, however, due to the need to ride comfortably on horseback; because if the alternative to being able to take a comfortable shit is potentially dying, most knights would probably opt to just wash the armor after tbh.

Full plate armour of a knight is actually lighter than the modern soldier. yet hollywood shows those soldiers who are actually using heavier stuff to be the feather weight butterflies. XD

@@anonymousfortunes2970 yeah it's not like it's 1-2 inches Thick Or made up of Titanium

@@TheDoctorFromArknights exactly. Not to mention the entire weight of the suit is distributed throughout the entire body. And also you didn't need huge thick plates of metal, If the steel was on the spectrum of better quality you only needed a few millimeters of steel It'll work just fine. The problem I have with this video is he has a chainmail shirt, a plate chestplate, a chainmail hood. The coat ontop, and then the helmets chainmail. Armour isn't exactly heavy but damn all that chainmail still on your shoulders is like- it doesn't quite feel necessary. I also realize his chainmail shirt I don't think I saw a belt to hold the weight on his stomach. Sure he had the "belt" on the coat. But that belt was held by a pin and seemed a lil loose. It's not tight to his body so also the weight of that chainmail shirt is on his shoulders.

@@anonymousfortunes2970 I think it's an Extra Layer of Armour (The Chainmail I mean), if the Plate fails the Chain is there, more of a Safety Feature.

@@TheDoctorFromArknights that isn't a bad idea it would serve its purpose. But adding all that armour on your shoulders is still weight you'll be burdened with carrying. Honestly I'd sacrifice that part of the armour for a little less weight on me. I suppose it's just preference rather than it seeming like a mistake.

Look at how many buckles are in the suit. what you're saying is so true but at that time it was buckles that were amazing. they're secure like knots, fast to use, and sturdy. they did actually have buttons at that time but I believe they were cloth buttons. but in more modern times better buttons and zippers were the replacement of the many buckle you'd see in their clothing. that and also just two strings to tie XD

Bruh, buttons were already a thing.

@@unoqualunque993 The Question is ; do you know what of medieval song is this on Ola Onsrud? Can anybody give me a hint?

Also everything was at much higher quality back then because it was made by professional craftsmen not machines

@@patrickkirby6580 Well that's alright. It doesn't matter what song was.

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Imagine actually going to a job interview dressed like that? it seems fun

@@Starlight-by3cf Apesar de que provavelmente você não pegaria o emprego

"Sir... When can you start?"

@@papa_squat when the queen orders it

@@iurycauffman2820 por qué respondeste em português?

I feel quite hungry.

Jesus Christ be praised!

Henry's come to see us!

1:07 notice his face after putting on the chain mail before the helmet, you can tell he’s mentally preparing himself to feel the power of a warrior in an era of weak men

Ain't that the truth.

Faxx

But if one truly wishes to be invincible and live forever, put on the whole armor of God [Ephesians 6:10-18] and cover oneself with the sacrificial blood of Jesus Christ, that is far more important than being draped in any metal.

YES. And I'm digging the samurai one. Their armor is Lit!

Living my dark future yes, I tried samurai armour in Japan,it’s so lit but heavy than a hoodie

Hey J’zargo

Says the one who wears mage robes instead of armour.

Modern combat armour cooler

@@spacechimp3199 does modern combat armour have chainmail þat covers þe weak spots?

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Well blunt force is a thing and swords also have it.

I would dress like this if I've got the bread

And with 15K to spend on armour....

Literally the only thing stopping you from doing this is money. Everyone would find it cool not weird

They replaced it with physical pressure tho

Men would also dress like clone troopers from star wars

The chainmail Aventail that hangs off the helmet around his neck has a layer of gambeson under it for padding to keep his neck safe from blunt trauma too.

"Yes"

@@shockwave6213 ikr chain mail is so OP always use it even when full plate is available

@@sadlife8495 I have never heard a sane person try and go in full plate and say “You know, I’ll leave my chainmail behind today.”

How tf can sword pierce it

- Just do it then.

​@@NaldinhoGXno my armor will rust over time

Simply removeth thy codpiece, my lord!

I have seen this comment before

Need to pee ? What about # 2 😮😢

Woww...the observation

probably the lether would stretch from the weight of the sword with time, since buckles have a very small pressure point. But i really dont know what im talking about here, just a wild shot

@@99teteu1 Ehhh, I mean if the belt is of super poor quality yeah, but knights could probably afford to have decent enough leather to be able to handle the weight of a sword. I think the reason is as simple as fashion, and a coat of arms. That belt is supposed to be a coat of arms like the necklace thing he put on so a buckle would ruin it. Knights wanted to look good while fighting.

@@xxxxxx5868 It's likely about the weight of the sword. Modern gunbelts have stiffeners of some kind to prevent the belt from deforming under the weight of attached equipment. I'd imagine this is likely the same idea. Also, fashion.

@@franciscoscaramanga9396 I mean, you can still certainly holster your gun in a regular buckle belt. You don't need a tactical belt to attach a holster. A lot of people carry with a regular belt.

If by "men" you mean a few high-ranking knights who *could afford* a body armor (most Medieval era soldiers had no armor and would be lucky to have stolen a chainmail armor from a killed knight) and the few times they actually went into war, while spending 99% of their adult lives not wearing them, then sure. Also only the nobility and their hired mercenaries went to war back then. The by far most common class of people during the feudal era were peasants who grew crops, tended sheep and chopped timber for their landlords. And no, Medieval peasants never participated in wars. Last of all. Medieval nobility also had personal assistants helping them getting dressed up in armor before a battle. Those were called a squire. Great comparison you're making there.

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@@McLarenMercedes dude chill not all jokes are for kids, we're human we need to laugh sometimes. Besides its fun making jokes so if you dont like jokes then fuck off

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Hilarious 😂

I bet, since people in the future will use holographic clothes. "Oh, they used physical clothing... how primitive."

Probably for a meme...

It would be with military gear just like this but yeah

We will all be dead by then

Lol wut ?

Finally took care of the clipping issue.

Hey! Henry’s come to see us!

@Filip Ulrich its alot better now. You should give it a try.

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Shit comment.

Alfredo Castillo stfu and fix your hair loser

@@gfullcrayon562 shut up white knight, you aint getting no pussy just cuz u defended whamen on youtube.

Hahaha good one!

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😂😂 Underrated

this is amazing

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It's still technically a suit

@Gray Kin no it is not. Suit means an ensemble of garment all made from the same material. Hence the phrase "a suit of armor". English tailored suits are derived from armor, they make the wearer feel like they are in armor when not actually in a set.

Puppet1Show As a human I can agree.

It doesn't take long to wear armor

New title: "Taking off late 14th century armor"

That's a good idea

@@Storiaron bruhh

u record taking it off and just play it backwards

Yeah

Yeah

He could just be English

A new crusade maybe ^^

With that much Armour, I highly doubt. Pawns without any Armour die in battles, knights live and fight many battles.

Millard Underrated comment lmao

@@milevs so true especially the old way of speaking English

This killed me

Bursting out laughing at 5am

Livius The Weeb Lmfao

also that plate armor is not common at all, almost nobody can afford that, that dude is wearing like a ferrari, and some people just went to war wearing a potato sack

Imagine training all your life to become a knight, dressing up for 2 hours, riding into battle for 3 days and then a skilled archer shoots an arrow right in your face through the helmet. Seriously, imagine! :)

@@maranathashalom9402 Archers were detested for this reason. "To take an opponent's life from a cowardly safe distance was the antithesis of chivalric conduct."

@@Not_A_CIA_Agent Dude don't give awesome quotes without source :D I wanna know who said that! I know for a fact that it wasn't Rammus

@@maranathashalom9402 Dr. Ralph Moffat, A Companion to Chivalry, Chapter 9 : Arms and Armour

I'm dead xD

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The entire set would probably cost you 10 to 20k Euros, depens on the quality of the steel use

@@VonRibbitt From what Ive seen you can get a good armor set for about 6500 euros. Quite pricy sure, but obtainable to everyone

Nothing can penetrate this armour. Too much shit was put on it

"MORE"

Indeed*

@@stupidhair8881 yes some shit could

@@stupidhair8881 Couched Great Lance would like to disagree with you

@Box in a corner god such a fucking idiot DEUS VULT WAS DURING THE CURSADES DIPSHIT

@@Jo-ke2sq Lost yo chill?

Chivalry has been re-added back into the game

@Pikora Animation i don't think all europe

And salaadin

Lol

More like every person in the world

Sandy Hooker early guns didn’t kill armor economics did

Or maybe make armor out of a stronger metal material we dont know about or haven't invented yet.

@@laniusmaxon5281 We already have armor that can stop bullets, but guns are too easy to use. How many bows/crossbows can shoot ten thousand rounds a minute?

Jack Craven look at our user names that’s interesting...

@Machina_Dom There already was bullet proof armor back then. Around the time guns were being used in battle.

Niko this guy is just doing an equipping slow run.

Dark Souls, right?

@@estrellazul5999 no minecraft i think

warship gaming channel channel Skyrim

No, this is a mod

Well you don't lose any speed actually, though stamina impact is very strong.

@A M Knights in that time are peeing on their armor because it hard to take 'em off.

@@RexoryByzaboo uhh they actually made a function where you open it or smth and then you can piss, I might be wrong.

@@crontonio WEE!!!!! But, its true some of the knights are peeing in their armors.

u can urinate even the cable pull out :-D:-D But the problem with the second issue is, who will clean your ass :-D Especially in ful cuirass its almost impossible :-D:-D

edl411 lol nice one

Lmao

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Now imagine an Legion of Knights marching together.

@@cjmartinez8318 Death by ASMR.

@@cjmartinez8318 i’m gladly taking that, thank you

thats why , ''full plate'' wasnt used in some civilisations

@@ultranium7414 Chain mail and lamella would be just as hellish in those conditions.

@@censorduck sorry that's just wrong

Maille is way more cooler than plate.

@@ultranium7414 I’ll have to disagree with you there.

Yeah a tank which lacks motility😂😂

@@deepakraghav8235 you have grate mobility in armour. Watch Adam Savage about creating an armour.

@@deepakraghav8235 That's actualy a myth. They don't lose any mobility in armour it isn't even that heavy. You can run almost as fast as someone without it, it's just hot inside it.

@@abcdc197 it says in this video the total weight is 36kg Good luck to anyone who thinks they can run as fast as naked me with 36kg Also, weapons like flails or maces don't really care about armor, same with bows and arrows. You'd still feel extremely vulnerable, this was the equivalent of basically modern day military gear for our wars

@@GeoSlash99 The weight was all over the body so in the end it didn't feel heavy. Arrows couldn't penetrate plate if they did nobody would use it, however guns could so that's why everyone stopped using it. The whole notion that armor is heavy came from 16th century when they tried to make armor that would stop bullets and they did but it was so heavy no one really used it. It was used in English civil war for a time.

Nice one

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Off dada ki dilen

I dont get it

Oh yes, that would be great armor 👍🤝

*erection*

Infidels shall perish beneath the might of God! Ave Maria!

"Squire... "Yes sir! "Please help me take off the armor I need to used the bathroom again.

" and i really want to go pee.......again" "Awww sh**,here we go again..."

@X Ronixx X *LAUGHS IN POPE*

Lmao

this is great

Too high iq for people to appreciate

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Considering most armour was made to order and designed to fit the knight that was wearing it. I would bet it was extremely comfortable as far as armour goes. Edit: I get it's a joke but I'm merely making a statement about how well armour is actually supposed fit.

Even without horse and lance a footman with this kind of equipment and an halberd or a mace, when compared to a basic foot soldier of that time would be a walking nightmare Arrows bounce off, so do swords, furthermore his knowledge of combat and training is far superior to your. Good luck

Well, helberds aren't really around during the 14th century but a mace seems good enough, as long as you're fighting opponents equally armored as this

i remember seeing a suit of armour that belonged to a king can't recall who but it was all articulated plate and covered everything including the butt area it was for a melee tournament and he was using a long halberd was interesting

@@SilentKillerPrince The only real threats to this kind of armor would be a very heavy blade stabbing one of the very few weaker spots with full strenght, or just using the pummel to the head and knocking the guy out. Both are quite hard on a swordfight.

@@Enderplays12 yeah, that's something people often forget. They point out how getting the perfect stab in just the right spot does a little damage to plate armor, yet fail to mention the fact it's kind of hard to do that when you have a trained warrior fighting back

Sun King Lol 😂

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We're living much more luxuriously to how medieval people lived. We're much cleaner and healthier, we are able to relax more, even simple things like how our hands are softer (for the most part) etc. If I were to wear a suit and some perfume, I'd imagine most medieval people would've thought I was a noble.

@@afinoxi you know that even peasants showered daily right? They would go in to buildings (like saloons basically) and bath in barrels. Don't listen to stereotypes.

@@autem9970 they weren't living in shit as the stereotypes say but they weren't as clean as we were, no. To just say that in a period were running water wasn't even a thing people were as clean as us is just ridicolous. That bathing everyday part comes from the plague era where to not catch the disease they washed themselves to a degree daily. Yes, they had bathhouses and they were popular. Bathing in a barrel was more of a rural thing, bathhouses they had these big pool like tubs that could be used by multiple people at once.

Just think about how dirty these armor will be by walking in the rain, on muddy grounds, and you would spent hours putting it on, that you probably doesn't want to remove it and probably couldn't remove it yourself so going to bathroom is not an easy task.

@@enightc hours to put in? Go watch video "how long does it take to wear knight armor" by knyght errant. It takes 10 minutes

Fun fact, the narrator at Kingdom Come deliverance intro IS Henry. His final line is "this is how my story begins". Needed 5 playthroughs to finally realize that hahahah

Needed to watch the cutscene once like everyone else you *d u m b b o i*

@@Enderplays12 He just magically changed his vocal cords over time

Not gonna lie to you, would love to dress up on a 14th century gown too. So we could match.

Sorry I already have a dog.

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Ah yes, Sir Chadalot, Chaddest of the Knights of the Round Table.

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Baldurs Gate reference?

Aye baldurs gate

Oblivion

@@kuribo1 You must gather your party before venturing forth.

@@kuribo1 no its ark survival reference

Heavy armor increased to 100

Totally read that in a guard voice. The one that says "SCHTEEL"

No, not impenetrable - English longbows could penetrate plate armor, as well as crossbows that were as common on the continent. Armor like this did protect against swords, but was vulnerable to the main short hand weapons of the time which were maces, axes and clubs. A sword is a damn elegant weapon, but whacking away with that on a plate armored enemy is bound to fail. Then you have a lot of soft spots, like under the arms that are not protected by anything but padding and chainmail - this is where a sword could penetrate, but it took a lot of skill and luck to make a stab like that. Also padding and chainmail protects against open wounds (quite dangerous in a time without knowledge about germs), but almost nothing against crushing damage done by clubs or maces. In fact, open wounds, even if they were minor were considered to be the worst that could happen - broken bones could be mended, an infected wound... yeah, pretty much a death sentence. But the risk of wounds was the driving factor behind all armor. But yeah, it looks damn cool.

Until you got knocked down.

@@Kojak0 actually most armor was designed with both weapons up close and far away in mind. The way the breast plate curves is perfect example your more likely to take a arrow to the stomach or neck than chest and even then most armor had both chainmail and padding to protect from penetration. All things taken into account armor was a sophisticated form of protection in just about any scinario other than a rock being dropped on you. The parts about maces and hammers being effective against armour yes because they were designed to dent or pierce through on a small surface and then make that small hole bigger this rending the armor useless.

@@jedi-rl1hq the maces and hammers being effective against armor isnt because of denting, its becouse of bonk

About padding: One of its primary purposes was dampening blows (naturally not for the armor, but the wearer) from weapons with crushing force. Or as the reply above me said it, "bonk". But don't imagine it sustaining the damage by itself, the plate armor helped well with that. Pretty sure it was useless against penetration, but not useless entirely, especially since it also makes the plate armor more bearable to wear.

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#HolyWar

*taking the advice too seriously*

Just hit the spot that itches.

I've totally not read in history books that they put little bugs in their undergarments to prevent itchy balls.

@@maranathashalom9402 they did fucking *what?*

@@maranathashalom9402 they did what fucking?

@@maranathashalom9402 they fucking did what?

@Thomas Hoffman that's nice ...are you from Germany?

Still takes less time than my girlfriend when she's preparing

I feel a new friendship growing , shall we unite and conquer our holy Jerusalem back ?

...and 2 weeks to get to troop collection point))

It took around 10 minutes or less not 1 hour.

I'd like to see em fight Against thanos 14th century

Steel more like

Iron man mk 14th century

Stay away from magnets.

Andi Qytyku quite literally Iron Man.

Nothing is ugly if you repurpose it for holy intentions

@@oddacity5883 Deus vult

@@oddacity5883 You speak true words of wisdom, milord.

actually it's look beautiful not ugly

So, the unlike come from women?

Im very lucky and have a sweet armor set

@@brandonknight431 how might one get hands on armour sets as this?

How expensive would it be to ask welders of the modern age to make this for your Halloween costume? And how far in advance would you have to order them?

MonguinAssassin if you’re looking purely for decorative and not functional in the slightest, for a suit looking like this I’d estimate that you could maybe find pieces of a harness for between hundreds to thousands of dollars, depending on what all you get a what gauge steel it is, how big the piece is, etc. This manner in purchasing a costume obviously will not be custom fit, but if you’re hurting for money and time would be a very viable way of finding a semi suitable suit. Another option is custom ordering a full harness. Depending on the pieces and if you spread out your order to multiple blacksmiths, from today (September 9) you MIGHT be able to put together a full plate harness by Halloween. This way will be super expensive, somewhere between the thousands to ten thousands, depending again on what all you get and if it’s functional or not. Functionality will cost more, but will be more realistic. My best advice is just to seriously look around on EBay or Amazon for cheaper, less flashy stuff to save a few bucks and then look at different armory websites (there are loads) for the flashier bits (breast/back plate, helmet, greaves, etc) and make a decision from there

@@timsellers4946 Damn, might be less expensive to just learn to forge your own equipment! Though of course all the tools and equipment might be just as expensive. (But it'd be super cool to make your own armor and such!)

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