DRIZZLE DRIZZLE. Men Want To Be Provided For & Ladies Are Mad 

The problem with this is y’all want us to provide and be faithful. If I’m taking care of you like a child let me get a real man on the side just like the rich men have a woman on the side and you gotta stay faithful to me just like they expect their stay at home women do. If I was able to do that I could easily provide thay drizzle for a guy 🤷🏽‍♀️

A household needs two incomes, so make sure your girl have two jobs. Drizzle, drizzle. 🤣🤣

‘If she can’t handle me at my softest, she doesn’t deserve me at my hardest.’

The older I get, the more I realize that society never left high school....

The difference is that the drizzle drizzle is about 99% parody and the sprinkle sprinkle is about 25% parody.

her money is MY money. MY money is MY money. Drizzle drizzle

My mom did not treat me like a prince just for you to treat me like a peasant!!

The same women that complain that men can't catch the hint, can't catch the drizzle drizzle.

"If you're not ready to provide as queen, Then I recommend you take off your crown"... Bars!!!!

It's kinda weird how women aren't getting the satire and not see the irony in it

The fact a lot of these "sprinkle, sprinkle" women don't realize they're being absolutely mocked and trolled is hilarious.

honestly, these women is the reason the redpillers even exist

A man attacked my girlfriend, my girlfriend looked at me and say "why won't you protect me?!" I say to her, "I'm a lover not a fighter" drizzle drizzle

"Do I got money? Obviously - but I want YOURS!" LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

Remember fellas, if she wanted to, she would.

It may be satire, but the brilliance of "drizzle drizzle" is men's moment of clarity. The "drizzlers", as I call them, are guys that have realized that busting their asses to be the provider is a scam that does nothing but keep entitled women entitled and keeps themselves as nothing more than a cog in the machine. So now it's time to just let the machine break down.

I bought my wife a house and got cheated on. I’m good now. Drizzle drizzle

All I hear is, "I'm broke and I can't afford a good man" drizzle drizzle

My gym membership isn’t free, my car wash membership isn’t free, my healthy diet isn’t free, protein shakes aren’t free. I expect you to pay for my “male maintenance” so I can look good for you.

Women: Sprinkle Sprinkle Men: Drizzle Drizzle Equality is so nice.

This drizzle drizzle revolution is genius. It's holding up a mirror to women's behavior and the narcissists really don't like it when you reflect their behavior.

Girl-bosses aren't ready for the soft-boy Uno reverse pettiness

“I’ve got money…but I want yours.” GOLD!!!

My brother met his fiance when he was deeply in debt and she was successful in her career. She's older, too. They've been happily married for twenty years.

What a world we live in where a grown ass adult woman can claim to be independent, but require men pay for their meals, ubers and time.

The amount of slow people I've seen outraged over this is hilarious

So, some people disrespected me at a bar and I urged my wife to protect me and my honor. She got knocked out fast and I could only think ‘ick’, if this woman can’t fight five dudes, how can she protect me? I broke up with her right there before she lost consciousness. Drizzle drizzle.

You can call me dusty but you cant call me broke😂😂😂”drizzle drizzle”

As a boy mom … I am here for the drizzle drizzle community ✊🏾😭

That woman telling other women to cheat if they're with a dusty dude was 100% trying to cope with the fact she cheated in the past.

They flipped the script on em 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Cheating is the response to feeling a guy isn't giving enough? Nah. That's just her saying she is so lazy that she won't even work to hard enough to find a new relationship. Mental health issues are rampant and this is just another example of it, deciding to hurt someone and likely make your own situation worse instead of working towards what you actually want.

Happily married SAHH for 10 years. Wife is a proud provider for us and our pets. Drizzle drizzle.

You’d think it’d be a big ego boost/power move to say “I pick up the bill because I run this relationship.” C’mon, ladies, this is your time to shine like the diamond you are.

A household needs 2 incomes, that's why the woman needs to have 2 jobs to date me. 👑

When I said this to some women,they said those demands are so unrealistic and I said "hope you get it now!!""

Broke women shouldn't date. If you can't afford a kings time or to shower him you shouldn't be dating.. Drizzle drizzle kings.

This "soft guy era" is the troll of the century, pure comedy gold at it's very best and not only that, it also clearly shows the utter stupidity of dating culture and "modern" people as a whole.

Well..just broke up with my gf for crying at her moms funeral. Im sorry but a real woman should only cry when her king blesses her with his presence. -drizzle drizzle #ick

“Women are getting mad that men want to be provided for” 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭. I’m a gentle man I handle every expense. But OHHHHHHHH THE IRONY

I’m really loving the Drizzle Movement. It makes me laugh because my ex left the week I told him he needed to get a job because I was going to get a second job and could no longer afford him. This was after 8 months of me letting him know our lifestyle wasn’t sustainable. I told him he would need to work whether he was with me or not, so he’d do better to stay with me and only need to work part-time. He told me I didn’t know that - his parents were wealthy. I told him they couldn’t afford him because they were retired. He did his thing and I am grateful. This movement showed me men don’t operate that way and find moochers to be ridiculous. Very validating! ❤

Crazy how “leveling up” to women is just giving your body to the highest bidder

LOL. My husband is all about it lately. Cracks me up when he tells me "drizzle drizzle". Ok fine smart a$$ I'll buy dinner now go outside and water our garden-sprinkle sprinkle.

Y'all unlocked a new character with the French accents! lol. Bruine, bruine!

That shaming won’t work ladies you gon pay this bill lol

"It's not lowering your standards, it's knowing your worth. Drizzle Drizzle." 🤣

Soft guy era is one of the funniest things that I've seen men of all races, creeds, financial status, you name it, come together on. I don't know if I've ever seen such a mass organized joke. But also..... Drizzle Drizzle.

if she can't pay for my dinner she's a gold digger for sure, drizzle drizzle

Real talk. Do I live in a normal world, because I never encounter people like this unless I see them online? I've dated women that automatically went half in pay for no reason, and we have a wonderful time.When it first happened I was confused, but now it's common in my life.

My ex got laid off a week after I got my raise, luckily she was able to get another job the week after , but I’m on a journey and she wasn’t giving stability so I had to break up with her Drizzle Drizzle

Bro is rage baiting so hard and hella women playing into his hands. All these dudes going along with it too is the cherry on top 😂

I juste appreciate Preach teaching me a french word. My vocabulary drops sometimes for french so keep dropping some french. Thank you.

If you dont do all the chores in the house and work full time, there is no equality.

"It's a man's job to provide. I'll provide you with my presence, and you pay the bills" NGL that had me FLYIN

"It feels like high school" Most people NEVER leave high school. Sure, they have a diploma, but they didnt mentally and emotionally graduate.

What I'm keeping from this: those men on the internet are funny. Those women on the internet are crazy

She thinks I’m gonna take out the trash?! It’s 2024 baby girl, drizzle drizzle

Kings, if she ever *DARES* to take you to *CHEESECAKE FACTORY* on the first date that’s the biggest ICK. Like do we look like peasants to you?!? It’s giving *BROKE* if u ask me it’s either Nobu or GG’s🤷🏾‍♂️🤷🏾‍♂️🤷🏾‍♂️.

The fact we're ending sentences with "drizzle drizzle" and "sprinkle sprinkle" like pokemon making me laugh

"I Am The Napkin" 🤣

The girls are like, "See, we knew we were right" 😂 They can't catch the comedy

Like a great man once said: "You gotta match their audacity!" - Patrice O'Neal

Went from 4k a month to 15k if my wife don't keep up I might have to get another one. DRIZZLE DRIZZLE

Listen, I'm a woman and I would never expect a guy to pay for me. I wouldn't even let them if they wanted to and if they put up a fight about that, that would be the end of any relationship we had. The tradition of men paying for women comes from the days where women didn't work. Now that women work, I don't see a reason for the tradition anymore. People paying for me makes me feel like 1) I'm being treated like a child. 2) now I owe them. & 3) I'm taking advantage of them. I don't like feeling any of this. And to me, women who don't feel these things are red flags. They expect things just for existing and don't even seem to understand or have any empathy for anyone else's sacrifices for them. I think the men who want to be "providers" need to ask themselves whether or not they really want someone with a mentality like that as a life partner.

14:20 why is this givin Tulio and Miguel from The Road to El Dorado

When my husband was unemployed during covid, I was the provider for 2 years to give my man a break. He went to therapy, found a job that made him happy, and now he’s back to it. He’s the main source of income (I still work but he makes 5x what I make) I would do it all again for the one I love 💜 I will take care of him till death because I vowed it. We are as strong as our partner. Women need to keep that in mind when they choose to weigh a man down in one way or another.

I was in a relationship with an older woman, I was 24 and she was 30. It was nice that she wanted to treat me a lot, took me everywhere, theatre, restaurants, pubs, trips. And, since I was a broke ass uni student (yes, due to life circumstances I enrolled later than most people), I had to find ways to also give her something to show muh love and appreciation, which usually involved: me cooking overly complex dinners and watching movies with wine in my apartment as dates. I would gift her portraits of her and handmade stuff for the important dates and she would melt over them. Only once I bought her something for her birthday, which was expensive and totally unaffordable to me, it was a big ass box of German colours like over 100 different colours and materials for drawing, she cried because that was her regret, not having given more attention and time to her childhood hobby and she always commented on it, I was happy, and felt it was worth it. But in the end, she wanted to continue specialising in her carrier and had to go overseas to study her PhD and we both knew long distance wasn't going to work. Man, I hope she's doing well, I kinda miss her.

Some of these women are way too hurt and need to heal instead of telling other women to cheat on their significant others.

If you have zero furniture in your house and fat then you shouldn’t be calling nobody “dusty” 😂 drizzle drizzle

If you are a guy that picks up the bill every time you go out with a girl, then you should get your privilege checked. It is 2024, period, women are strong and independent and don't need to be dependent on no man. It is sexist and stupid to think that they are unable to provide for themselves or you.

I just told my fiancé "This month we're going Dutch. Drizzle Drizzle." and she legitimately fell off her chair laughing. Then said to me as she's on the floor giggling "This is giving off broke vibes, Sprinkle Sprinkle". And this is why she's gonna be a wife while these weirdos are gonna be single.

So hold on when men value themselves and stick to their guns "we're broke and dusty and insecure" but what did that make YOU when you went out here expecting mfs to take care of you and spend all there coin on you wouldnt that make YOU dusty if you listening to that sprinkle lady YOU NEED HELP

Funny when men reverse the script on women for fun and to point out their entitled hypocrisy, women get all cross-eyed and don't get the joke, which makes it even funnier. Drizzle-drizzle!

I have her saved in my phone as "free meal" Drizzle Drizzle. 😂

"My money is my money and your money is our money" Drizzle drizzle

It's so odd this thing people have, and I'm not sure if it's just lack of actual experience or what. I was apart from my wife for most of the year for various reasons and we both did fine. However we both missed what the other has to offer and our division of labor. I can absolutely do all the the cores, cook for myself and my daughter, etc. However it's not the same as having my partner with me to share the load of things. It's not about taking advantage of someone else or using them, which seems to be what todays folks thing it is, it's about sharing the work and your life with someone else - the good times, the bad times, and the responsibilities.

The funniest part for me as a German is that your women can't make the leap to why this is funny.

And dude is an officer in the AirForce too and they get PAID. Makes it even funnier😂😂

Drizzleticus 4 verse 25: "Thou shalt not deserve me at my hardest, if thou art not able to handle me at my softest. So as the sunshine shineth on a just woman, so shall it drizzle on broke dusty harlots" Drizzle Drizzle - The Book of Drizzlations

The women not understanding that it's a joke is the best part.😂😂

If women can do it why can't men do it drizzle drizzle😂

One of the funniest things in life is watching how angry and livid people become when you mirror back to them the EXACT same energy they show you.

Remember guys, its Drizzle Drizzle. Not Drizzy Drake! 😂

Hahaha! 1st I dig your content, y'all are on point I'd say 90-ish% of the time, "Drizzle Drizzle", and you guys know what to laugh at, what to roll your eyes at, and what to validate with your opinion. Good show "Drizzle Drizzle". 1 thing though, the way the "Red Pill Movement" is for a man to put his own goals, his own expectations, his own health, happiness, and life, first with being successful a close 2nd, then personal hobbies wants and desires, and women take a distant, Last Place, and that no man should allow a woman to dictate terms in the relationship. To be "Red Pilled" is to see things for what they are and to navigate life leveraging the most beneficial outcome, meanwhile not letting anything derail your life train, especially not women. Just Sayin

I went from laughing out loud to bored as heck when the women answered

It’s giving “my only fans didn’t take off, I can’t afford rent”… 🌧️🌧️

Been married for 13 years for 12 of them I did everything and supported my wife and 4 kids. Recently had an anurysm and can't work. Now my wife is working and holding down the Fort while I recover. This is how an adult marriage works we are a partnership and support each other. People need to grow up and realise its not about money or status its about love and respect

Seriously: I had a guy in the EU turning me down, because I am too broke for him. Kid you not. He wasn't even joking.

🤣🤣🤣 I’m all in on this movement , let’s go fellas✊🏾✊🏾

I've been with my wife for almost 20 years and was never in the dating world. The one flaw that is extremely noticeable and rarely mentioned is that these people always seem like they are preparing to face an enemy as opposed to finding a partner. I've never dated but I've been in the end game long enough to know that this dating scene is not it.

You can TASTE the salt and malice in that first ladies video 🤣🤣🤣 She brought ALL of her baggage and you can tell 😂

This Drizzle Drizzle "community" is the funniest troll I've seen in my life, I'm fucking dying What makes it better is that the girls mobilized IMMEDIATELY and started trying to turn it around on the Drizzle Republic all condescending like "We are proud of you for finally being open about it!" BROOOOOOOOOO!

I'm living for your french accents

The easiest way to avoid women like that is to do a coffee/smoothie date first.

I love how 80% of men are getting blamed for what 20% of dudes do considering that is the percentage of men actively dating

"Drizzle drizzle little star, how I wonder how you'll provide.."

Whoever thought of this clapback is a Genius. 😆

UNO Reverse card activated.

Nah, Preach...Sprinkle Sprinkle lady is dead ass serious but the Drizzle Drizzle Guys are countering their delusion.

Yo the frenchman drizzle drizzle skit had me rolling ⚰️⚰️😂 the most flamboyant shit ever