Let’s hope they are only being a dick to DSP and that isn’t how they play with all their teams. Presumably the game allows you to report people who keep deliberately doing crap like that.
Come out of the closet, Phillip: then, maybe a strong muscle man like The Hulkster or Halsin can mount you, and breed you like the farm animal (pig) you are.💪HH
@@markusballsdeep6051 Yes, I saw the same clips back when DSP was on Twitch. OIC basically straight up said he or she whatever controls him, the other whales, and his streams. So basically DSP's streams are held together by a psychopath.
Here we go again Phil pretending that he is being so gracious to play a new game because people asked him and not because a dent paid him at least $100, probably more to do it.
Not hopes, he knew. Someone definitely emailed him saying if he played it they'd give him money. Whoever "defender of freedom" is. He's at the whims of his whales.
The defender of freedom. Someone no body has ever heard of randomly pops up and gives Phil 100 dollars. Nothing fishy to see here. Definitely not a new sock of the biggest dent of all.
I died because I forgot ctrl was stratagem and c was crouch until I switched the keybinds so while frantically spamming my move keys I was getting eaten by a bug lmfao.
Come out of the closet, Phillip: then, maybe a strong muscle man like The Hulkster or Halsin can mount you, and breed you like the farm animal (pig) you are.💪HH
Imagine being so universally hated that you get constantly team killed in a game with a relatively open community and that incentivizes teamwork. Congrats Phil, there’s a bounty on your head. You have now become public enemy #1 for any Helldiver that’s deployed with you.
Well it's not like he's gonna act in a team He has crossplay off, he has voice chat muted, so they can't communicate. He instantly runs off from any team mate in any team based game. Half of that stream was him wandering the desert alone.
@@Clamfacedto be fair, it’s because of that blessed patriot who sniffed out a bug among the squad. the hilarity which ensued’s why phil should be scared lol
I honestly don’t know why he didn’t know why he’s being teamkilled, you failed to pass the helldiver vibe test, if you don’t do the emotes together then you lose everyone’s trust.
my (least) favorite dspism is where someone in chat gives him a large amount of genuinely good advice and he reads it super fast as if its somehow overbearing to learn the basics of the game or accept advice
It infuriates me when he does that speed reading thing. He acts like it's some kind of burden or inconvenience to read it normally. It's super disrespectful as well.
roach won't listen to advice much less appreciate it, i don't know why these friendly sounding people are wasting their time on this cretin, they should find a nice appreciative noob to coach, THAT would be positive and meaningful
Whats even worse, is when he speedreads a comment like that and then stares into the camera with his dumb fucking condescending mug, as if to snarkily demonstrate how dumb it was. Its like he's aitting there waiting for a medal to be put around his neck.
@@markusballsdeep6051do you know where we can find these chat leaks? I've seen you comment this a bunch but have yet to see you say where to find them.
@@markusballsdeep6051DSP doesn't even trust OIC enough to mod him, despite giving Phil over 20k at this point and vehemently defending Phil on numerous platforms. How tf is he manipulating pigroach boy?
"Why is he doing that? That just makes the mission harder, does it not?" Because he hates you, Phil. Because he hates you and seizing the opportunity to continuously punish you and summon you back for (you guessed it) more punishment for being an immeasurably abysmal human being is a value that dwarfs the cost of any video game objective.
He doesn't care, he got paid immediately so nothing matters, he can just continue being the worst streamer on the internet and that loser will continue funding his life
2:06 it’s so crazy to see how much of a pathological liar he is. He literally watched a donkey video where the whole video they fought robots. It would be harder to find truth from him than the city of Atlantis
0:15 - "Alright everybody I'm playing Helldivers 2 because people keep bugging me about it." Wow, just imagine being a fan of Helldivers 2, coming across his channel and that being the first thing you see. And he wonders why he's a constant fail.
Dsp: it's rpg overload you guize are tired of them cuz no one is khantributing Also dsp:.......... I'm naht playing helldiver's cuz it's a multiplayer game and I have no friends More dsp:..... I've decided to play helldiver's cuz no one is watching dragon dogma 2 Even more dsp:....... alright guize I'm playing helldiver's cuz you keep bugging me about it
Next time on DSP! "I'm not interested in playing Stellar Blade, and the next time it's brought up I'm gonna ban!" "Okay, I'm gonna try Stellar Blade because everyone keeps foaming at the mouth about it!" "I'm playing Stellar Blade because no one's supporting Rebirth and Helldivers 2!" "Alright guise, I'm playing Stellar Blade because you kept bugging me about it, but no one's supporting the streams! Reel tahlk, I'm gonna drop it if I don't see more engagement!"
Of course DarkSidePhail isn’t going to play Stellar Blade. The MC is a female character WITHOUT facial hair or a square masculine jaw and that terrifies him.
Even with that being true, he definitely wouldn't ever go after the strong, masculine type. He would absolutely go for the young, boyish ones. The more naïve, the better.
Just you watch. He'll play it. At some point. He's proven that much. Bitch and rant about said game for months, then when any kind of hype or popularity for it died off, pick it up and play it. Finally, act like everyone DEMANDED him to play it every day (which is kind of true for some games, Stellar Blade included) and act like some entitled brat about how and why he shouldn't have listened to "morons" and "detractors".
i’m pretty sure he’s just saying that to capitalize on gamer outrage, even though there’s a good chance phil’s fans are eating micros up. maybe that’s where the tip money is going
i love that he specifically says he kept seeing helldivers on twitter and he's aware of it, but somehow completely missed the narrative being part of it. just desperately trying to skip everything "it's an online game who cares!" dsp truly has no comprehension
people like that TKer are why phil dodges these games like credit card bills or remotely attractive female characters. he knows for a fact that he’ll get dunked on by other players because he’s so hated by now
Some of my boys and I were laughing at his complete ineptitude during the whole stream. The charger bugs, just wandering around like a dodo, wasting ammo, the absolute embarrassment that was the tutorial and the hilarious team killer he later dubbed "Mentally slow" were highlights for us. Our resident HD2 expert is cooking up something on this rn
I often go into low level lobbies and seek out SOS beacons. Love to help the new divers. When you've unlocked everything, there's no real reason to keep playing on the maximum difficulties.
@@JohnnyShagbotI do, I enjoy the challenge. It's the same as DRG where you can just play for fun with randos once you've finished unlocking everything.
@@JohnnyShagbotsame here. My first game of the day (usually when I get home from work) would be a game with randoms at difficulty 5-7. It's fun testing new loadouts with little pressure while helping newbies. It's only when my perma squad and other friends log in that we then play on our usual difficulty 8-9.
I respect all 3 guys who commented on this. I know good high level players exist. I have run into plenty. But I believe with Phil's luck, unless they are a dent jumping in, his encounters will always be like what we saw here.
I got so angry when he said it’s pay to play because he saw super credits, no Phil warbonds can be unlocked with SC but you need to earn medals in game to actually buy the items.
And you Can get super credits aswell by playing the game it's one of the best games I've played for years and not a complete micro transaction cash grab pretty refreshing really.
@@mmmyeah7yup. You get rewarded for exploring the map with super credits. And if you're lucky, you can even get 100 super credits a pop. Free money! :D
HD2 is the only game in recent memory whose premium currency is handed out at a decent pace with casually playing (around 1400-1600 SC earned in 60 hours), so it makes sense that Phil is instantly on alerted seeing that. I was skeptical too when i started playing.
He thought he was being clever when he found the battlepass. Wait till he finds you need medals, which can only be earned in-game, to actually buy the weapons. 😬
Paid games with microtransactions of any sort are automatically trash. Them becoming more common does not change this, it merely shows that the standards have been lowered.
@@Magnificoooooo that doesnt matter, there being a premium currency at all is trash. It's a $70, premium game. I wish people wouldnt abide this nonsense because its blatantly anti customer but people are so complacent that they put up with it. Some even defend it, if you can imagine such idiocy. Bleak.
@@jaykelley103Helldivers 2 is 40$, all the war bonds have no expiration, never paid a cent on micros and yet I got all the war bonds. Sure premium currency exist, but this game does it right by letting you acquire it by you know… actually playing the game. Something you supposed to do with games.
@@Y0Angelo there's levels of severity to the "freemium" game nonsense. I'm glad the game you like is one of the less severe cases, but I cant enjoy games with microtransactions. The thought of ppl just buying shit that I grinded for really cheapens the experience for me.
Nah man. You think you're bad at Helldivers? Play it with me. I'll make you feel better. lol Why? I shoot at the stupid sack on the Bile Spewers and not the face like I should be. EVERY. TIME. (No but seriously, I'm not too bad at the game. Just need to play more and unlock better shit to play on higher difficulties).
I'm a pretty high level in Helldivers 2, And when I was watching him play I was in complete amazement of how bad he was. I would have just shot him for being my teammate and playing the way he played I mean I've never seen anything like it
LOL he even ran away from a group of Bugs instead of turning around and fucking shooting them, he even does in Games what he does in Real life, running away lmfao.
@@DieHardjagged Normally, I'd disagree with you on giving up some ground to the enemy in order to take them out... but it's Phil. Yeah, he's a pussy. Flat-out ran away from what he's supposed to do in the game... murder enemies.
Every time his dents 'force' him to play a game he's not interested in he goes out of his way as much as possible to shit on the game. And then he wonders why people don't support the games they request. I wonder why, DSP, I wonder why
Let's be honest, did anyone actually think he'd be any good at this game? It's also insane that he said it's pointless to buy a game like this unless you have a group to play with...than he turns around a day later and buys it 🤣🤣🤣
It's because it's his job, not his passion. He doesn't care at all about gaming, he just knows it's a whole lot easier than having a real job. He's so lazy he rather barely scrape by while doing something he has no interest in than working something where it will be more demanding. What other streamer says "it's my day off"? 😂😂😂
@@Tyman305 I think so. Sounds like he'd do that- even back then. Problem is... I can't really remember what playthrough, if it's even on RU-vid, and I'm not willing to sift through his garbage content to find it.
12:25 - 12:39 How Phil's genius deduction skills while gaming in a nutshell. In front of him 2 huge enemies and 2 small enemies approach. He pulls out a nade, ignores the huge enemies and tosses it at one of the small ones completely missing. Gets hit from behind and dies blaming the game saying "They somehow spawned behind me and got my azz". All while never looking behind him as he never does in first person games. What an absolute degenerate regard!
Will constantly complain when the game doesn't "tell" him what to do, but when someone wastes money to tell him really useful information he barely reads through it and doesn't even pay attention. HOW do people still support this waste of life.
"It doesn't even make sense" if the person team killing you, is enjoying team killing you then it makes perfect sense. Even if that guy didn't know that he was killing the biggest loser online.
Imagine being so universally despised that people team kill you on sight and refuse to respawn you. I'm glad he has crossplay turned off so I don't have to deal with him.
So was ot O.I.C. that shat out the 100 bucks? I thought it was getting some kind of surgery to make it feel better about itself, for a while. What a saddo it is.
That's Phil in a nutshell. He hates everyone but makes it out to be the compete opposite and he's hated for no good reason when he treats everyone he meets like garbage. He can be half-decent, but that's an absurd rarity. Guess he finds it far easier to hate on society. To me? It's just easier to be half-decent to people (normally). Less of a headache. But Phil will never understand that because he's introverted and took it to the literal extreme by not going outside often. He's lucky to go out once every couple weeks, let alone the once-a-week thing he mentions daily.
He's going to play Stellar Blade after it blows up into being the biggest game of this year. Mark my words. His "lack of interest" and feigned prudishness will disappear when he thinks he can make money off the attention.
Exactly! I've told a few people that already. Phil's track record says it all. He will play Stellar Blade. At some point. When any hype, excitement and popularity dies off. Like he does with every game he shits on for months before (and after) release of said game.
Phil literally does the bare minimum, no the game is not pay to play. Even if he dropped $100 on the game he'll never had enough medals to complete a page because he'll just rage quit again
All Helldivers in the detractor devision, this is a message for you. You are to hunt down the rogue ship 'Defender of Freedom' and show them what happens to those who associate and defend roaches
@@MaxsonAtTheFort the worst part is u know that idiot works a minimum wage job and only gives DSPig money bcuz he’s in love with him! That’s why he wanted to deliver that laptop to him at his house… 😂
The thought of running into DSP in any kind of multiplayer context is truly terrifying. Fortunately he is too much of a slug to play anything for long.
