DSP Tries It Ep. 147 - Cup Noodles FFXV Special Edition!

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@gnomeam Год назад

3:58 Mega snort 8:48 Mini-snorts 9:24 Snort 9:50 Another mini snort 10:05 Snort 11:50 mini snort 13:48 snort 15:13 Snort into throat clear target combo 15:55 mini snort 16:09 Snort 17:02 mini snort 18:06 Far away snort 22:58 Snort 24:21 Snort 25:50 Snort 26:27 Snort

@Lurker1222 10 месяцев назад

Not all heroes wear capes. Bless you sir.

@bigmouss919 9 месяцев назад

😂😂😂snort in throat clear combo is GOATED

@nugsboodlepoo 4 года назад

It's a miracle you've managed to make it this far in life without walking into an open man hole or forgetting how to breathe or choking on a small toy.

@spiderland7811 2 года назад

time will prove you wrong.

@Judge_Holden Год назад

A Wolverine toy, to be exact

@TheChickenfu Год назад

Bro i almost spit out my food 😂

@DarkSideOfTheBrightSide 11 месяцев назад

This aged like the finest of wine

@KitsuneYojimbo 9 месяцев назад

If Phil did fall in an open manhole: "How was I supposed to know that was supposed to happen!? Nothing I could do, I wouldn't have fallen down here if I was playing offline! *snort*"

@adamcunn 7 лет назад

*pours water into a cup of seasoning* "It tastes like seasoned water"

@eugenekrabs7377 5 лет назад

adamcunn best comment

@TheShadowdetective12 7 лет назад

I just wanna say. as one who lives on cup noodles. you made it completely wrong. your supposed to cover it when you make it like that with hot water

@DuskLegend 7 лет назад

TheShadowdetective12 that and you can totally microwave them

@mashen5796 6 лет назад

Same lol

@Wii505 6 лет назад

Dusk Legend, your not suppose to microwave Styrofoam do to melting from the heat.

@smaptey1 5 лет назад

What kind of fucking idiot microwaves noodles

@iCABALi 5 лет назад

bugged noodle mechanics

@surudenise 7 лет назад

"It's hard to get a spoon of noodles" WHO EATS NOODLES WITH A SPOON

@Rechenmaschine 7 лет назад

Perhaps if Phil moved very fast. It could be a bugged spoon though. xD

@Grimblesmith 6 лет назад

come awhn dude you can see the massive delay on my inputs!

@KeeperOfPoops 5 лет назад

i do XD

@nicholasdiaz724 4 года назад

Bugged spoon mechanics, D00D!

@kingemerald4622 3 года назад

He also sips the broth

@chadmaxilla4064 7 лет назад

So strange to see a 30+ year old man first realize that it's more efficient to eat noodles with a fork instead of a spoon.

@bosman4985 6 лет назад

27 minute video about a 5 minute task and still getting every part of it wrong, lmao.

@pancito8292 7 лет назад

-20+ minutes for noodles -no kettle -"noodles are good for a sore throath" -spoon on noodles -snort -water not even boiling I don't know how you manage to one-up yourself fucking up the most basic stuff, but you have me laughing for almost 30 minutes. Laughing is a good think, so good job.

@craygroup Год назад

I’m only replying to this so you can be reminded how incompetent this man is.

@DuskLegend 7 лет назад

See, when other youtubers make a video longer than it needs to be, it's for that sweet viewer watchtime/engagement ad money. When DSP does it, it's because he's genuinely beautifully incompetent

@charlie1234500 4 года назад

LMAO

@RySpirit 7 лет назад

Instruction says you CLOSE THE LID AND LET IT SIT FOR 3 MINUTES. Once again DSP dont read.

@kosmokat111 4 года назад

>Spills water fucking everywhere >no less than 8 pyrex jugs specifically designed for pouring LITERALLY IN THE SHOT

@macromadstyle5664 7 лет назад

HALF AN HOUR FOR A CUP OF NOODLES AND HE EATS IT WITH A SPOON?!!! I'M FUCKING DONE ROFLLLL.

@djtoxicdhg 6 лет назад

Only Dark Side Phil could fuc up making a cup of noodles oh yeah super cheap and affordable noodles let me use my $300 coffee machine to make it

@henrynelson9301 Год назад

it’s cheap and affordable to boil water lol just use a kettle or even a pot, don’t waddle back and forth getting a cup of it at a time

@megafan1137 Год назад

This video was honestly a pleasant surprise. Based on DSP's other workings, I really expected him to dump cold water on the cup and then spend ten minutes bashing the hard noodles with a butterknife while complaining that he wasn't given a spork.

@FlyingRivets 5 лет назад

the only thing dsp tries in this video is my fucking patience.

@drd8810 7 лет назад

17:50 are you kidding me right now? this man is a joke right? hahahahaha

@senatorcthulu1815 Год назад

He says he's not going to stand there and boil water, then uses a method that takes twice as long. Holy shit, Phil. Come on.

@thatONEmachine 11 месяцев назад

He also said he didn't have time to wait for butter to melt in a hot pan, so he uses cooking spray instead.

@spectrealangritch 7 месяцев назад

He should do a sweet cooking colab with Gothic King Cobra. Master chefs.

@LinieKran11 6 лет назад

I don't get why dave doesn't poor the hot water from the coffee machine directly into the cup. He said he was afraid to do that, because it could overflow. Bullshit. I have a coffee maker, that costs less than 20$ and have it for 3 years now and I can actually control how much water poors out of the machine. Not only is he not capable of making a ''meal'' of cup noodles, he can't even work his own kitchen devices.

@Agentohyeah 3 года назад

It's bugged.

@gooseherdez336 7 лет назад

You have to fill up the cups AND keep them closed (I usually put the fork on top of the lid) for 3-5 minutes before even stirring the noodles for better results. That way the noodles will absorb all the water they need and will have the right consistency, that way you don't have to stirr that much, just mix slightly. Also stirring noodles with a spoon?

@gooseherdez336 7 лет назад

Mitchell I'm not and I don't see what one thing has to do with the other, I guess it's an amurrican thing since I'm not amurrican.

@maddog2670 7 лет назад

i eat and stir noodles with a spoon i have done that since i was young but then im only 23 so im not that old lol

@Seantorious 7 лет назад

LMAO, why try to eat it with a spoon!?!?!?!?!!!?!?! I am so baffled hahaha

@malkrow21 7 лет назад

I dunno, Phil. I bought shrimp Cup Noodles, and mine had shrimp. I think yours might be bugged.

@MattTheMan2708 2 года назад

DSP experiences bugged shrimp mechanics.

@SaurusHam 7 лет назад

This is just so amazingly embarrassing it just turns right around and becomes art.

@DuskLegend 7 лет назад

SaurusHam I'm with you mawile

@DanielAyy 5 лет назад

@Richard .Simmons DSP that's who

@kennybridges1284 5 лет назад

I'm glad we have this video to explain to aliens what cup ramen is and how to incorrectly prepare it

@kirakirakirikiri 7 лет назад

Oh my God, I want Cup Noodles so bad right now…but yeah, who the hell eats noodles with a spoon?

@maddog2670 7 лет назад

@thegeekgeneralist7658 7 лет назад

I use both... the spoon is for the broth only... I eat all my noodles then you have a soup left. Why wouldnt you eat a soup with a spoon? :P

@AceDaCreator 7 лет назад

Kenny Velazquez Josh Nichols does

@qqqvid 7 лет назад

Or you could have just boiled a kettle and done both cups at the same time..... Just a thought.

@Two_Bar_King 7 лет назад

i dont think americans have kettels

@semiinept 7 лет назад

Right, just like people in England not knowing what a dentist is.

@DSPReacts 7 лет назад

I haven't owned a kettle in the greater part of 10 years. Americans either put their water in the microwave or use a coffee maker to spit it out quickly. NOBODY boils water on the stovetop anymore.

@yamcha3454 7 лет назад

THEKINGOFHATEVLOGS what about an electric kettle, your gf doesn't drink tea? I'll concede that counter space is valuable

@stefangrujic3352 7 лет назад

THEKINGOFHATEVLOGS everyone boils water on the fucking stovetop

@REVOFEV792 7 лет назад

This is Poorly Cooking with The King not DSP Tries It. LOL

@Adam-Darkblood 7 лет назад

REVOFEV I miss that series XD

@TheKeithCarnes 2 года назад

DSP apparently the only person on Earth that can smell salt.

@Soydrinker999 2 года назад

he is pure salt

@datruephenom 7 лет назад

Why would u use a spoon to eat noodles?

@tonyg12324 7 лет назад

Can't believe it took 30 minutes to make a couple cups of Ramen noodles. Roasting DSP is becoming a family tradition at this point though, so keep it up. Also, his silverware is quite nice and can be found for $60 MSRP at Bed, Bath, and Beyond. My girlfriend and I upgraded today with a gift card we received. Keep up the good work DSP you bring value to people's lives in entirely unintended ways.

@REVOFEV792 7 лет назад

Phil got a rare bad batch of Cup Noodles shrimp LOL

@Asapplin 7 лет назад

bugged Cup Noodles mechanics.

@Sacrifice117 7 лет назад

how the fuck does he automatically say it's false advertising and blames it on that? i once opened a can of Campbells chicken noodle soup and it was nothing but broth, yet i understood that it was probably some sort of factory mistake or it just happened to be the end of a batch. i was fucking 10 years old.

@LinktoLinkGamer 7 лет назад

I love how he spills water all over then still doesn't change the cup/just use the fucking keurig

@iHaveOneArm 7 лет назад

Friends on the discord server I belong to showed me this and we all screamed "CLOSE THE DAMN LID"

@iHaveOneArm 7 лет назад

I KNOW!

@LinktoLinkGamer 7 лет назад

Cheekin and Shramp and he really never does

@nonlineargoblin 6 лет назад

How does a person record this look at it and say "yeah this is something that should go up on the internet". This video is the most enthralling and confusing thing ever.

@lindseyloo7240 7 лет назад

Thank god phil took the time to thoroughly explain how to make cup noodles, I've never been able to make it due to the overly complicated directions

@TriceAmnael 10 месяцев назад

why would he upload this? this looks like a Sam Hyde skit

@AndrewRyanNoGodsOrKings 7 лет назад

2:19 wtf phil why is there a fedora on the counter?

@vermilionshadow 7 лет назад

His girlfriend probably left it there

@starkiller1341 7 лет назад

fedoras are great! and that's actually a trilby

@DuskLegend 7 лет назад

starkiller1341 "fedoras are great!" Oh ohhh, you poor thing

@jonkirby1880 6 лет назад

Eight dry measuring cups, and one wet counter.

@Quadraxis14 7 лет назад

Mmm delicious gourmet chemicals full of chieken and shreemp

@streetsk8t 7 лет назад

False advertising? Oh like Project 7.

@Retr0Danny25 5 лет назад

Owned him

@tonybamanabonitomatopowers6057 7 лет назад

No really?! Eating soup helps with soar throats?! WHAT A REVOLUTIONARY FIND! INCREDIBLE!!!!!!!!

@joannalynch1109 2 года назад

I entirely understand the dislikes from when this came out But holy fucking shit this is ridiculously funny

@ol99 2 года назад

This is like some spinoff from The Office. David Brent invites us for his dinner meal.

@harogenkitnsg2474 Год назад

so the UK version of the dinner party episode?

@Ramencafe 4 года назад

Phil is so damn clueless lmao. Japanese Cup Noodles taste 50 times better than the trash U.S. ones. Japanese cup noodles comes with massive amount of ingredients, plus much better savory broth.

@Romanus_Matthaeus 4 года назад

They are both chemical shit though.

@timothyoswaldtei3047 6 лет назад

this is the most psychotic goddamn content phil has put out. i fucking love it.

@SATSUIelwood 7 лет назад

Very informative video. I didn't know that hot water burned my hand. I didn't know it had 15% of my daily iron intake. Wasn't sure if I needed to peel the top back ONLY half way. Also, I didn't know to eat them with a spoon. *snort* The "fill line" really confused me as well. Ok? *snort*. Ah-hem. Strange stuff that dry mats dry liquid that spills. Fantastic content. Buoyancy was a mystery before this. Sub'd for sure. Can't wait for the Easy Mac vid! *snort*

@santalim3181 2 года назад

Gotta admire DSP for makin' it this far in life.

@Madvillain47 7 лет назад

hbomberguy brought me here ;)

@Micho55 6 лет назад

as someone who's been eating these since like 13, this is insulting to the human race

@Dingalow 7 лет назад

Why are you pouring with a coffee cup!?

@megakirbyx 5 лет назад

Probably didn't have a pyrex measuring cup nearby... oh wait

@jokerzw1lde Год назад

So wonderful hearing you keep clearing your nose throughout the video 😬

@ZatoOW 7 лет назад

lol it shows you in the box to eat it with s fork but you try to eat ramen with a spoon...

@REVOFEV792 7 лет назад

Who the hell eats soup with a fork. Noodles would be easier to dig with a fork, sure. But then you would miss out on the broth.

@UnCreativeDeconstructionism 7 лет назад

Thats why you drink the broth if you want it that much lol

@ZatoOW 7 лет назад

That's why its called "CUP" Noodles. Its ramen noodles, your suppose to eat it with a fork or chop sticks. It makes zero sense to try to eat it with a spoon.

@MrMandangalo 7 лет назад

with all of those liquid measuring cups you have, you still decide to use the fucking coffee mug...

@Chapterhouse86 2 года назад

Too lazy to boil fucking water. This video encapsulates everything DSP perfectly. Spills the water and blames the cup. Doesn't put boiling water in it, so the noodles don't cook properly. Not his fault of course. Just unbelievable.

@duplicarus 4 года назад

Imagine doing this much extra work when he could have 1. Just boiled some water or 2. Microwaved some water like every other college kid

@xxdonoxx1 3 года назад

I feel like a part of him made this video to show off his Keurig.

@winderfiend7647 7 лет назад

I was considering eating some cup noddles while watching this Dsp tries it.

@sama2903 2 года назад

Literally a fork being shown in the product's packaging Phil: "F' that"

@Clutnuckle 6 лет назад

"we'll make a second batch of water here"

@Muted152 10 месяцев назад

When the parody is far more entertaining than the original video.

@bones7267 10 месяцев назад

Iunno, the parody lacks the realism aspect of the OG.

@TheDUDE101GOOD 4 года назад

its bc Phil is used to spending 300 dollars on every meal, and hes too stupid to realize you eat cup noodles with a fork.

@TheStr0ke 7 лет назад

So the FF advertising worked, lol. OMG.

@solarflare9078 3 года назад

DarkSydePigroach will always be the funniest lolcow

@Viledrak 3 года назад

this is Art

@CharlieTV 4 года назад

00:31 02:14 03:58

@altaccount7556 4 года назад

11:00 18:06

@kadenbradley6173 7 лет назад

You know, when I clicked this video I saw the time and thought that there would be MAJOR editing, by the creator and maybe some bonus content at the end of something else awful that DSP has done. But no, it really took DSP 27 mins to review and make RAMEN NOODLES. I have no words. I feel suprised and conflicted when I know I shouldn't because it is, in fact, DSP. Truly sad that this even exists.

@chadgrover5138 7 лет назад

Cup Noodle in Japan has shrimp and meat in it. Final Fantasy XV's models were based on the original Japanese brand, not what you reviewed.

@kazutokirigaya1095 7 лет назад

Yeah, the ones I had _did_ have shrimp in it. Then again, I don't live in Connecticut, or wherever.

@Riku2005 7 лет назад

1st of all, you're suppose to cover up the lid with something to cook the noodles better. 2nd, the cup noodles they showed in game are the ones made in Japan. The US cup noodle brand tastes completely different. As a matter of fact, most cup noodles you get in the US are really shitty. You need authentic ones made in Asia if you want good tasting cup noodles.

@MeldinX2 7 лет назад

Agreed. They seemed alot better when i was in Tokyo. More real ingredients in them atleast.

@jockohomosexual 6 лет назад

HE HAS LIKE 15 PYREX CUPS AND HE DOESN'T USE ANY OF THEM HOLY SHIT

@andreasabelsson6197 7 лет назад

If you had just boiled the water on the stove in the first place it would have been faster and less messy. 😀

@arlenbales3233 3 года назад

Bro, even the package shows a fork.

@Alshea 7 лет назад

Literally unpourable

@jerichocamarena4522 7 лет назад

at this point Phil is just one giant fucking meme lol

@Braindeadlobotomite Год назад

Why wouldn't you just put the noodles on the coffee maker rather than the mug? Dave just makes things unnecessarily difficult for himself in every circumstance.

@duplicarus 4 года назад

Good to see people still come to watch this shit in 2020. Bugged spoon mechanics at play

@tlgrooms65 7 лет назад

Leave it to Phil to not follow the directions properly. He stirred them before he let them sit with the lid on for 3 min. LOL

@fs10inator 7 лет назад

-Different Cup Noodle brands cater to different tastes, hence why yours might be below your expectations. -The lip for that mug is made, probably so that *DRINKING* would be easier. How about pouring a steeper angle? -Also, I don't recall Spoon'o Noodles being a thing. If so, then Ando-san's mind must've been bugged.

@mkmendorin 7 лет назад

North American Cup Noodles are completely different from the ones sold in Asia.

@peculiarstraw8648 4 года назад

He is complaining that the noodles haven't been designed for spoons. What the fuck is going on?

@YeTism 3 года назад

Only dsp could take 30 minutes to make instant noodles

@bassfan71 7 лет назад

Bruh were do I even start. First who the fuck boils water in their Keurig? 30 minute video on cup of noodles wat.exe? Bugged mug mechanics. They're not gonna be good noodles for 39¢ lmao. DSP is a living infomercial.

@aliyah910 6 лет назад

"it tastes like seasoned water, not even kidding." Is it supposed to be something else?

@corrion1 7 лет назад

someone needs to donate phil some Vegemite he would rage quit if he did a dsp tries it on it

@Two_Bar_King 7 лет назад

marmite plz vegemite is disgusting, marmite it a gift from god but i would like to hear about the bugged yeast machanics.

@MrMakinCupcakes 7 лет назад

Greetings my Aussie friend :)

@alexeaglespeaker9744 4 года назад

This video is why daddy never came back😣😔

@Mudoh415 6 лет назад

I was hoping this was a detractor channel, but since this is official channel have a dislike. The good samaritans will make you work Phil.

@grayfoxv 7 лет назад

"I wonder what disgusting bits of chicken went in to this ***snnooooooooooorrrrrrtttttt***"

@SHARPOASIS 4 года назад

How does it even get changed in the morning lol

@B00mzerk 7 лет назад

It's also the most amazing food in Dragon Ball Super, lol.

@kazutokirigaya1095 7 лет назад

More like Naruto, lol.

@TheChickenfu Год назад

He ripped it hard 3:57 😮

@chevicus 7 лет назад

That is the moment I really think if Phil can tie his own shoes...

@uhhuh5934 3 года назад

Why on earth did he decide to talk about so much pointless shit while snorting inbetween? This should be a 5 min video.

@dantez72 7 лет назад

Man, that is cheap. I Just checked, and Pot Noodle, the UK equivalent to this now cost over £1 here (Around 1.50 US Dollars) We are been conned! I remember when I was younger, they too were considered student food. No idea why they cost so much now.

@DrMaoh 6 лет назад

THE NOODLES ARENT EVEN COOKED HAHAHHHAHAH

@johnpope6274 2 года назад

All the looking at the picture of the shrimp, you'd think he would have noticed the fork in the picture. I never thought of that picture as instructions, but now I do...

@jeffwads 7 лет назад

They need to get DeNiro to get that shrimp issue taken care of.

@cubemaster2007 7 лет назад

jeffwads An equal amount of shrimp in each Cup Noodles, an equal amount lol

@mikeysaint4368 7 лет назад

I did have an appetite, but the snorting and throat clearing have completely ruined it.

@MrComedyFish 7 лет назад

lol bruh you dont know how to properly make and eat cup of noodles?

@KeeperOfPoops 4 года назад

Honestly the chicken one is false advertisement, there's supposed to be chicken but there is no chicken when there's supposed to be and your shrimp one was really understuffed cos mine had shrimp in it so i give the Chicken one a 0/5 and i give the shrimp one a 5/5

@Diemos879 6 лет назад

You used a spoon for soup? Your failures are your own old man!

@brotherhoodofsteelman1447 2 года назад

My god it's like watching a child who has no hands try to function. actually I'm pretty sure the child would have a easier time

@therealfna7802 6 лет назад

Only Phil would take thirty fucking minutes to make a cup of ramen noodles. God forbid you had one premade or edit the video. It’s not like the instructions are right in front of your snorting face. Hey, at least Phil can’t complain that they didn’t tell him what to do.