no one in history needed an ass kicking more than pigroach, I'm convinced there is a timeline where he doesn't manage to pigroach himself out of that ass beating he so richly deserved and he is now a normal, well adjusted adult who has a real job
Remember that joystick he's destroying like a petulant child was more important than the Blood test for his cat-son to see what was wrong with him. Priorities.
@@leonidaspereirafilho499no because it's a little more complicated. He cried poor plus called pet blood work a scam, then a few days later he spends more on the fight stick then the blood work was going to cost. Jasper gets 1 vet visit a year and it's probably a waste considering he won't pay anything extra to actually test jaspers health
He also makes his own schedule and complains about when and what he does, and is the master of his own time and complains about inefficiency. It’s almost like not everyone is equally equipped to be their own boss.
His little rant where he goes off on the dude cycling through the post game menu is peak Phil. Claims it doesn’t make him mad… when it very clearly makes him mad LOL
It's the big red thread when it comes to all lolcows: they're incompetent people who don't realize they're incompetent so they put that incompetence on the internet for everyone to see.
I love when Phil gets an ego boost kicking scrubs asses on casual. Laughs at them and talks about how good he is. And the moment he jumps on ranked, he's just getting smoked non-stop with only a few wins 😂😂😂😂 Man never learns
It is also worth noting that he will regularly tell people that Ranked is worthless and doesn't matter, yet he whines about how he "loses MASSIVE ranked points" for some reason...
Keep in mind these three things: 1) According to DSP, Twitch banned him for hateful language, something he claims he has NEVER done in his life. Not against any group of people, including the mentally ill. 2) According to DSP, the him today is SOOO much better than how he was just years ago. 3) And now here he is going around calling people mentally challenged, calling people stupid, openly suggesting that people should be disregarded/discredited because they "must be mentally challenged".
That would be a good proof of accessibility in video games, isn't that what his friend superblindman he made a video about passing (and promoted under the tweet informing of his death) worked for ?
Funny thing is that Phil does that to the menu constantly when he rages even funnier is the dude could be a troll doing that to mess with him and he just said only a stupid person would do that
Dsp has stated that when he went to tournaments back in the day. He would play the heel.. who's he playing the heel to here? He's sitting in a room by himself.. no, I think he's always been a piece of shit. No act
It's the utter entitlement. It never ceases to amaze me. "You just gave me $100's of dollars, so I literally can't understand why you are not giving me $100's now." This utter amoeba's humbling just cannot come quick enough, I just hope it's drastic, and it happens live for all to clip and monetise.
And when he gets money he uses it as a springboard to beg for more. "Alright, thank you so much AnonymousCoffee for the $47 tip, we've now reached the $50 hat goal! It'd be great if we could hit the vest goal, I know a lot of people are really excited to see the vest blah blah blah" The hat/vest gimmick only exists so he can conceal his begging language. He's not begging for $100 every stream, he wants to "reward" people by wearing a vest...for $100.... Yeah, nobody's ever accused Phil's fans of being smart.
@@PenguinWithInternetAccess make $100 at the start - "slow night, only one/two people contributed" make $100 gradually during the night with multiple people - "only had small donations each time"
There's a RU-vidr called The Theprofessional that made a video about streamers who guilt trip their viewers for money, just like Phil did in this video. DSP was the first guy he talked about in the video. 😂
if he's gonna take 5 minutes break between 3-4 matches, he'll just use that time to complain about low support because "You asked me to do this! This is what you wanted! I could play SF all day without watching chat, instead I'm here trying to make it more social but there's not reciprocation! What's going on??!?!"
What did he fucking expect, it's the newest character and people want to engage with new content, especially they have just bought it with their money.
Its fascinating the stupidity of people that complain about new characters being popular, people wanna try new characters not obsess over their main thats been out for months probably
i love when a new character comes out , you know he's gonna suck at it if theres not an easy move to spam or cheese move to win a few matches. Anything complex gets his gin brain melted
Phil should LIDURULLY be the only person allowed access to new characters for the first week or two, and everybody else should wait in line because they don't have a robust 15 year legacy like he does.
he's convinced himself he has like 10,000 fans who tune in when he plays a game they like and perhaps donate, not just a handful of dents who run out of SSI
They told him to look at the corners of the room after putting a drop in and this BUFFOON starts turning his head to look at the corners behind him 😅🤣🤦🏻♂️
DSP is my age. I used to struggle with my anger when I was younger. Lot of men do. Not sure how he still has this much of a problem after so long, especially when it’s his job. Losing is losing man, it happens.
As men get older, their accomplishments add up to the point they feel they have nothing else to prove. That is the only thing that lets us mellow out with age. DSP has 0 accomplishments, and still has everything to prove. In his 40s. Don't ever be like dsp.
I was exactly the same. I was such trash I broke things at my worst. Oddly enough it was souls game that freed me. I feel like they spank you so hard you expect it and they're fair enough you learn to learn without raging.
In his mind, because of some stupid little tournament years and years ago, he still thinks he is the best and if someone beats him something had to of gone wrong because no one beats DSPig in Street Fighter. He is the NUMBER ONE PLAYER in the U.S.
If they had any morals at all, they would back off and use somebody else until Phil has a chance to learn all the moofs and patterns he needs. Capcom is LIDURULLY bullying him by making him share Bison with the peasants.
It's crazy how he gets caught by a frame trap and then complains that "there's nothing to this" and the guy isn't doing anything skilled. A good player wouldn't have gotten hit by that but instead of Phil admitting to himself that he doesn't know the matchup and is getting outplayed he whines and refuses to take responsibility for his poor play.
Yep. Moans about easy gameplay and yet gets carried by auto block mashing (that's why frame traps win) and Parry any jump ins. Drive combos easy bs and easy level 3. Don't forget Honda was his first Master character. All of a sudden he's BS
The real wack part is he whines about having to guess during defense if they throw or hit him, no skill dood. DSP, you got knocked down and they're on top of you. Why is that? The answer is, because you made a mistake and lost the neutral game. The game isn't just starting rounds with Honda on top of you while Bison is laying on his back.
he never takes responsibility for his losses...I don't think he admitted defeat even once each time he got bodied. It was always "THE GAME dropped my inputs", "he didn't outplay me", "he won at the character select screen" and so on XD
The fun thing is that *he* is the masher and it's why he gets so many "dropped inputs." He mashes his buttons and jams his stick trying to spam out moves, but with his execution being so incredibly sloppy that the game doesn't register he's done any input other than jump/crouch and jab. It's funny.
You can't even believe the shit he says at the beginning of the vid because it usually ends up the same way every single time when he IS in a good mood: -He might win one or two matches, but the mere second someone does anything to him in a match, he has at MINIMUM 20+ excuses to justify why whatever the opponent does is, "Unearned", meaning he's already getting angry from the jump -Losing constantly just makes you rage even harder, Piggy, because the more you get clapped, the angrier you will be because trying to reuse the same degree of excuses while getting your shit kicked in isn't exactly stopping the Salt Volcano from erupting -The low support and people who dare call him out on his bullshit also further enrages him and leads him to know he can't have control over everything, which is the one thing that upsets him most-his opponents are PLAYING THE GAME, and when they do that, Phil can't be in control A screaming pig is nothing more than a screaming pig, after all.
This is the exact same thing I always think. If they’re such scrubs and beating you with pattern play and drive impact then why not just do what they do and win?
@@93FilmsandMedia see Pigroach has too much integrity to ever resort to such cheap tactics. Ignore that he always looks up guides or shortcuts, demands his chat hold his hand and tell him how to win, and that he just plain doesn't have the skill he thinks he has. He refuses to stoop to their level. He's making a quivering stand for the "true" fighting gamers. Unsarcastically of course it's because he thinks people will believe something like the above instead of him having to admit for even a second that he's just not very good at SF.
It's crazy that he accuses everyone else of using "pattern play," but when he learns a new character, he literally goes into training mode to learn input patterns and how to utilize them before he ever tries to take them online 🤣
No no no... he learns cahmbows. It's totally not a pattern dood. He then jumps into online and proceeds to repeat said cahmbow over and over. Mixed with throws. Like a pattern, but not a pattern dood. Riight? Okay. Remember guise, like and support the stream. 😂
Imagine thinking that playing SF6 during the day (when everyone is at school or ACTUAL jobs) instead of the night would be the key to get M.Bison to Masters
The only reason he isn’t saying it’s net code is because his lie about the cannon bros admitting heir code is shit can be disproven in the upcoming Joon documentary. He will dismiss that he ever blamed netcode dispite him saying it up to this year.
He said the netcode was not the issue then said "whoever made the netcode for sf6 i apologize" because he's holding such a grudge against the stationary brothers lmao
Let's give him the benefit of the doubt and say that his inputs are indeed dropping and he's not just screwing up combinations because the gin has scrambled his brain. Let's say he's indeed experiencing dropped inputs. Now, would it not be logical to say that this would not be an issue if he DIDN'T BEAT HIS $300 ARCADE FIGHTING STICK LIKE IT OWES HIM MONEY?
I am wracking my brain trying to figure out why no one would want to watch Phil play SF6 anymore. The only thing I can think of is that he whines nonstop the entire time, throwing a tantrum like a four-year-old. That couldn't possibly be it though. It is one of the world's greatest mysteries.
Can't punch can't blhak can't kick can't throw can't see can't think can't smell can't breathe... and no stakes meanwhile channel is at stake on life support 😭
Can’t imagine having so little in life that video games are enough to spike your blood pressure. Any self-respecting woman would be ashamed to call Phil their husband
11:46 is the most blatant clear example of how slow dsp reaction time is. You can see that he actually manages to counter di through sheer luck and how i can tell it was sheer luck is despite the game slowing down for counter di, it still took piggy until kimberly hit bisons player model for piggy to realize he got the counter di and stopped himself from complaining. That is a full second delay between something on screen happening and piggy realizing whats happening. A full second.
13:54 Taking trolls to banworld is more important than losing the ranking points he was just caring and complaining about so much. You can tell the most important thing to this man is his ego.
DSP's excuse list (feel free to add more): 1. The game is broken and literally unplayable. 2. My moves aren't coming out! Stupid game. 3. I didn't do that!!! I wanted: (insert random move here). 4. Input delay on consoles. 5. PC gameplay is actually too fast. I am not used to it. 6. Allergies, I can't see, my eyes are burning. 7. The opponent mashes buttons. 8. The opponent uses pattern play. 9. The chat is not helping me improve with this game. 10. I need the chat to tell me to calm down and to take more breaks. 11. My opponent is so lucky, I didn't get outplayed. 12. The game is so laggy! 13. Dry eyes, I need to blink more often. 14. The problem is not me, it's the character I am playing with. 15. I don't play the game as often as my opponents. 16. The developers are morons. 17. It's too hot wearing a vest and a hat. 18. Another trash Cammy player. I got owned so your ass is going to get blocked 19. The opponent is spamming. 20. The netcode is trash. 21. I literally did nothing wrong. 22. I can't learn the game when the opponent (insert excuse here). 23. Chat is not talking about me, but about other topics. 24. PC players have unfair advantages. 25. Friday nights are harder to play for me, which causes dropped inputs. 26. The opponent is just guessing, this is just a guessing game. 27. I didn't know (insert random character) could do that! 28. I pressed block, nothing happened. 29. I don't understand what I am doing wrong. 30. I can't do anything, the opponent is getting everything for free. 31. Terrible gameplay, I didn't get outplayed. 32. Random drive impact. 33. I give up, this game is unplayable. 34. This game sucks online, I simply don't want to play it anymore. 35. You didn't beat me, the game f*cking sucks dude. 36. I don't know what happened there! 37. The opponent got endless combo's. 38. I can't move! 39. I can't break the throw! 40. You guys keep asking me to play this game, and yet there is no support. I am getting stressed out for nothing basically. This poor narcissist with his fragile ego can't admit that he is simply trash at the game.
15 year streamer can't multi task holding a conversation while playing a game. The way he makes a big deal out of being tilted in a game like he just got home from a construction job or something is pretty sad. This guy always manages to grow more unhinged with time.
Oh man, i cant wait for my disability Check to come in so i can donate 100€ do an middle aged angry Man with a Mobile Game Addiction so he can entertain me by wearing a Hat on stream, truly a privilige that should be accessible to the masses.
Phil throwing that last round against the Cammy at 13:17 was all on Phil. Why should the opponent wait for Phil during a RANKED (capped for emphasis) because he wanted to ban a troll in his chat? Phil has moderators to handle chat for him while he’s in a match, not to mention the troll won since they caused Phil to controller drop and lose.
I love that everyone who beats Phil is seemingly always doing "uncounterable, super-safe pattern play that guarantees wins" but Phil never does these things himself. If it's so easy and free, you'd think DSP would be abusing it like he does in every other game things like that exist, but in a Fighter he never manages it. Wonder why that is, Dave.
