Dumbest Battle in History: Battle of Karánsebes

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0:10 100k Was the force of the entire military in this campaign however this was most likely divided up between multiple fronts, key objectives and strategical placements so it wasn't the entire 100k force in Caransebes.
0:41 I say Roma or Wallachians with the bottom right corner showing that sources differ. I am not saying these two groups are the same no they aren't. I am just saying we don't know who exactly sold the alcohol as sources differ.
1:25 Turci actually means Turks not Ottomans however it's what most of the people in the Austrian Empire called the Ottomans.
3:20 The Ottoman source specifies that they used the surprising confusion within the Austrian forces north of the Mehadia Pass (Basically Where Karansebes is Located) in September. However don't say what caused this so it could have well been the Battle of Karansebes.
Most criticism about the battle or the blunder not happening argue that there is no mention of it in the Viennese war archives. However considering the scope of the blunder it is completely not unheard of (specially during that time) for the military staff and even the emperor him self to try everything in their power to sweep it all under a rug or at least down play the scope of the blunder.
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Комментарии : 5 тыс.

@MLaserHistory 3 года назад

I made another video deep diving into the contemporary sources from the battle to try to figure out what exactly happened that day- ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-xX0J1-ROiDg.html p.s. I am aware that Wallachians and Roma people are different peoples so stop commenting about it! If you noticed in the bottom right corner when I say the phrase it says "sources differ" because they do. Either Wallachians or Roma people sold the alcohol we don't know who exactly. (well than again this story is made up anyways so it doesn't matter who sold the alcohol, just watch the second video if you want to find out!)

@zephyrsaurus8822 3 года назад

Woah

@edmundthespiffing2920 3 года назад

Well that's a surprise

@AwesomeTheAsim 3 года назад

Thank you

@TheLolstyle 3 года назад

How to pronounce Zeitung: ts"eye"toong

@erikbudrow1255 3 года назад

Meh, I like your version. 😉

@tothzoltanhenrik1681 5 лет назад

Biggest barfight in history

@foxtrothermite6499 5 лет назад

But in the wilderness

@Alushta-xs1jp 4 года назад

fckn lol m8

@theemirofjaffa2266 4 года назад

It made an Irish bar fight look like a picnic

@rothbendeguz5416 4 года назад

Nem hülyeség

@Arphenonn 3 года назад

@Akapulko 2 года назад

"Dumbest Battle in History: Battle of Karánsebes " people that died in this battle: "damn..."

@SheshadriK-os2du 2 года назад

Soldiers who died would be bruh'd their soul out of existence after seeing this

@_Roboute_Guilliman_ 2 года назад

LOL, why is this in my feed? But also... FFING HILARIOUS!!! 😂👍🏻

@hermitthelegend1188 Год назад

Janissary spy: 👁️👄👁️ da faq Well that escalates fast

@martinl.3663 5 лет назад

Knowing the Austrians( I only live 100km from them) - I believe that, word for word. ;-)

@edatercharles5566 6 лет назад

that's a common mistake when you plan with your friends to attack the next neighborhood

@samgrubbs2538 5 лет назад

Wow, this Is an very high quality video for such a small channel, I'm for sure subscribing.

@10Exahertz 5 лет назад

This like that Wilty episode where the guy buys a horse. "I once went to war against me own people for beer"

@redpandasarecute5131 5 лет назад

"The entire army, now fighting a retreating battle against themselves" has to be the greatest quote about a military action ever xD

@TopKekus-Maximus 5 лет назад

Amen to that xD

@wiegehts1206 5 лет назад

@Hungarian Nationalist big *OOF*

@notallthatbad 5 лет назад

XD Yes, I almost missed that. haha thanks.

@sevithan9446 5 лет назад

Nothing worse than fighting a retreating battle against yourself. You keep fighting and you keep retreating, but the relentless enemy is still upon no matter what!

@zeroyuki92 5 лет назад

Well they said the greatest enemy is yourself. So there's no shame to have some setbacks in fighting the greatest enemy out there.

@dragonofepics7324 3 года назад

I want this to be made into a movie that starts off looking like a serious war movie but then just devolves further into something like slapstick comedy.

@charlesxii7018 3 года назад

Id love that bro.

@muslimcyberarmybangladeshm2884 2 года назад

🤣🤣🤣 me too

@TALK-is1qd 2 года назад

kind of a meme war movie...i love that

@themoocow7718 2 года назад

That’s sounds amazing.

@theonlygoodlookinghabsburg2081 2 года назад

It would make for a great satire novel (or play).

@4CelciusDegree Год назад

"The biggest battle one can fight is the battle against yourself " Austria: And I took that seriously

@sovietapples6122 4 года назад

“The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting” - Sun Tzu

@napoleoncomplex2712 4 года назад

What if your enemy is yourself?

@laimolaphonglo4544 3 года назад

The funny thing about Internet is we can make anyone say anything _adolf Hitler

@napoleoncomplex2712 3 года назад

@@laimolaphonglo4544 Peanut butter wallow cake. _Guy on the Internet Just Now.

@apalahartisebuahnama7684 3 года назад

@@laimolaphonglo4544 Sun Tzu did said that in his book, tho existence of Sun Tzu himself is questionable.

@oerlikon20mm29 3 года назад

@@apalahartisebuahnama7684 does that mean his book is in question? Does that mean his inspirational quotes are no inspirational?

@johnmousseau6258 5 лет назад

"Fighting a retreating battle against itself." XD

@connerbaird834 5 лет назад

That's Austria for ya.

@Aldnon 5 лет назад

At least, the French only retreat against an enemy.

@maifa9922 5 лет назад

John Mousseau never i'd live to hear those words in a sentence together

@johnmousseau6258 5 лет назад

Gosh dang it. My youtube comment quoting the video is getting more likes than any original comment I've ever made xD

@kazaddum2448 5 лет назад

Those are the hardest battles, man!

@fite-4-ever876 5 лет назад

Officer:"Ma'am your son has died in battle" Woman:"Well at least he died defending Austria" Officer"...well"

@dukaktemuryaylg9659 5 лет назад

jjahfoıcşshlfsapıfhğ

@GuderII 4 года назад

😂😂😂.

@korbilicious 4 года назад

Officer: "Well, yes but actually no."

@peffiSC2source 4 года назад

For real. That's the first thing I though of. Good chance a few family bloodlines were snuffed out in this clusterfuck.

@ahumanfromtexas 4 года назад

He died defending his beer from other Austrians

@seanplays16 Год назад

Whoever yelled "Turcii!" did some fatal trolling

@rattanakun6835 6 месяцев назад

💀

@barbadoskado2769 5 месяцев назад

Local romanians trolling invading austrians

@cupboi1337 3 месяца назад

@@barbadoskado2769 oh you know, some mild trollage

@stephenealferez5226 5 лет назад

*_DEFEND THE BARRELS!!!!!!_*

@Biggvs_dickvs 5 лет назад

Listen gypsy, I'll take your barrels now yes?

@Pikkabuu 5 лет назад

Hey. Alcohol is precious and even more precious when you paid for them and some stinking peasant tries to take it from you.

@christopherconard2831 5 лет назад

Priorities are important.

@AceKiller9000 5 лет назад

Huzzar!

@jimgritty7064 5 лет назад

24/7 barrel watch has been set, several defence perimeters around barrels.

@garrytherat4793 5 лет назад

So this is what that 1% attrition represents in Europa Universalis IV

@robertketcham3672 5 лет назад

Dan Dan when you instantly loose against the ottoman army in eu4 (basically instant retreat)

@joshfish2 4 года назад

Technically this would be -1% attrition actually, because the stress on the logistics, supplies, positions etc. Was done by themselves into themselves, with 0 indirect or direct enemy involvement 😂

@miroslavyordanov9611 4 года назад

Yeah but the 1% attrition is only applied when staying on a hostile province while in this case they were in allied territory .

@apalahartisebuahnama7684 4 года назад

@@martinhorvath4117 even irl that's make sense, how can you properly feeds 100k soldiers with half of supplies available for example due to terrain or others? Ofc they're dying.

@sdsd2e2321 4 года назад

@@martinhorvath4117 And a siege in hostile territory is +1% attrition, among many other modifiers.

@SamuelTrademarked 4 года назад

Australia: I lost a war against emus Austria: *_I lost a battle against myself_*

@mafia_boss_neto 4 года назад

Confederate States of America: *Looks to the USA* So... Vietnam: *Looks to the now destroyed South Vietnam* Lol... North Korea and South Korea: Welcome to the club, Austria! China: *Looks at Taiwan.*

@gutsjoestar7450 4 года назад

@@mafia_boss_neto are you dumb. The case of USA Vietnam and korea are diffthey fought as separated states. While Austria lost a battle against itself. USA fought against CSA . United states of America vs Confederate states of America communist North Vietnam vs south Vietnam North Korea vs south korea If they fought against themselves it would be USA against USA etc

@mafia_boss_neto 4 года назад

@@gutsjoestar7450 "Are you dumb?" Said some random teacher over a joke reply. Thomas never heard such stupidy.

@svefngengillv3522 3 года назад

Americans and Canadians're true followers of Austria (looks at Operation Cottage)

@theimpalervlad8920 3 года назад

🤣🤣

@Thoregor 2 года назад

Fun fact: the town of Caransebeș still exists in Romania and it is very well known as a "meme" town full of idiotic fun things such as a prison being on a street called "Freedom", a bakery on a street named "Famine", a building crane stuck in the middle of a.. building and many more which i dont remember at the moment. Im not sure why but it feels like there is something in the water there or something like that which leads to such things.

@tibuflavius Год назад

You are confuzing with the city called Caracal, it the 8th wonder of stupidity

@claudius3359 Год назад

So,comedy city? Romanian Ohio?

@Thoregor Год назад

@@claudius3359 pretty much yeah

@bogdanilie3747 Год назад

That's not Caransebes, that's Caracal

@Thoregor Год назад

@@bogdanilie3747 right, my mistake sorry about that

@ggkoomz 5 лет назад

Plot twist, the alcohol was sold by the ottomans themselves.

@schurup2994 5 лет назад

200 IQ then

@linguisiclion26lion70 5 лет назад

@@schurup2994 😂😂😂

@silviasanchez648 4 года назад

That wouldn't surprise me.

@aleksandarvil5718 4 года назад

*TRICKSTER 100*

@kagifilms5661 4 года назад

well...was selled by some Wallachians and Wallachia was part of the Ottoman Empire....so maybe YES

@Killjoy97_ 5 лет назад

when you fail...fail in such a grand way so people will wonder how you did it

@heyhoe168 5 лет назад

@@chrismath149 I'm pretty sure they knew German at some basic level. But basic was obviously not enough for military discipline. Poor knowledge of English would do the same disastrous job.

@ionized007 4 года назад

Dear Austrian Emperor: Bruh The Ottoman General - 1788, Cansebes

@enesarc3294 4 года назад

Me: bruh

@JastwatchingYT 4 года назад

the word Bruh was actually commonly used back then

@batuhaberal 4 года назад

bruh explain everything

@haykalhakeem4473 3 года назад

Reminds me of that time an American commander sends "NUTS!" to a German officer during ww2

@xiphactinusaudax1045 3 года назад

@@JastwatchingYT yeah but I don't think it meant the same thing

@RidhoFebrian- 2 года назад

The Austrian: "we lost the battle against the ottoman" The ottoman: "what battle?"

@CogitoEdu 6 лет назад

Look, I'm not going to judge. We've all had that one drinking session that got a little out of hand and then you end up throwing an Austrian in a creek.

@Artur_M. 6 лет назад

Party hard!

@stephanb9920 6 лет назад

It is like all good french drinking sessions end with a revolution of some kind.

@Siegbert85 5 лет назад

@@MLaserHistory *Roman emperor

@avantelvsitania3359 5 лет назад

MacX85 *Holy Roman Emperor

@Siegbert85 5 лет назад

@@avantelvsitania3359 Well, that wouldn't have been his title.

@enimativd9106 4 года назад

Austrians: yo Ottoman, wanna peace already? Ottoman: Peace? we didn't fight yet! Austrians: we didn't ?!?

@muhammaddhafa6986 4 года назад

LOL

@Nilvolentibusje 3 года назад

Austrians: heavy sweating.

@_semih_ 3 года назад

@@d.watamate8231 lol, they won

@raz6446 3 года назад

@@d.watamate8231 lol blindly tell a fake facts

@MarvinCZ 3 года назад

Militarily the Ottomans lost. They avoided major losses in the following peace treaty thanks to Prussia which threatened to join on their side.

@spinach5995 4 года назад

WHEN THE DRUNK HUSSARS ARRIVED

@the_phen0m639 3 года назад

Sabaton reference 😂😂😂 lol nice one underrated comment

@furkanindere3848 3 года назад

Coming down the wrong Side.

@keshavrao212 3 года назад

@@the_phen0m639 everyone knows sbaton. Its not necessary to write it

@the_phen0m639 3 года назад

@@keshavrao212 ._.

@keshavrao212 3 года назад

@@the_phen0m639 😂 dont take it seriously, just poking your nose

@AngloSaxonWheatFarmer 2 года назад

I like to think the ottomans were actually following them intending to attack but instead are wondering how to tell their superiors thst the enemy defeated itself

@witchflowers6942 2 года назад

im picturing some cartoonish scenario with ottomans dressed up like little old gypsy women innocently selling the Austrians some schnapps that they actually laced with hallucinogens lol

@markwarren4088 2 года назад

@@witchflowers6942 That's actually pretty smart idea!

@DopaminedotSeek3rcolonthree 2 года назад

@@markwarren4088 The US Government seemed to think so back in the day. There were experiments to see if LSD could be weaponized to minimize or neutralize enemy threat, and it was even a part of a proposed image assassination on Fidel Castro! As well as... MK... Ultra... the... mind control... experiments... *Clears throat* None of it was successful... as far we know.

@tatarcavalry2342 Год назад

@@witchflowers6942 Orhan Gazi used a similar tactic he learned about the plot of a Rum (Anatolian Greek) Tekfur (Jarl and Reis in Turkish) is plot against him something like a red wedding thing poisons etc. than he accepted the invite for wedding of the Tekfur is daughter then dressed some of his men as women with their faces closed also some men in barrels carried by horses too camouflaged as wine and stuff they totaled around 100 men anyways Rums accepted the gifts happily and were excited about the women as you expected then after entering the castle one of them opened a barrel and Turk in it immediately cut his throat and everybody in the small convoy started to attack and got the castle without even alerting the Rums outside. Then chad Orhan did not accept his meal and start accusing the Tekfur shit gone south Tekfur tried to escape to his castle and saw that it's already captured he killed with his men and Orhan got his daughter as spouse her Muslim name is Nilüfer Hatun you can google her she is the mother of Murad I

@domesticcat1725 11 месяцев назад

@@tatarcavalry2342i ain't reading all that

@TheManFromWaco 4 года назад

Napoleon: I defeated the Austrians despite the long odds! Turkey: Amateur. I beat the Austrians without even trying!

@nbewarwe 3 года назад

"I beat the Austrians and I didn't even know until next week!"

@julianius484 3 года назад

@@-Eisenfaust- Before that he got defeated by the Austrians at the battle of Aspern-Essling

@gontrandjojo9747 3 года назад

@@julianius484 Yes, but not in 1805.

@ibnu9969 3 года назад

@@chrismath149 If you consider jokes like this are offensive, I suggest you to stay away from the internet if I may

@rangeraider 3 года назад

bruh literally austrians beat up the turks

@WhiteZorin 6 лет назад

The best part would be the dudes who disappear with army treasury :) Best campaign ever for them.

@peco1551 6 лет назад

That is called raiding the enemy camp, something completely legal in war back then

@AndrewVasirov 5 лет назад

Everything is legal in war. Especially when there are no witnesses or documentations.

@abdullahsaad8825 5 лет назад

Kelly's heroes of the middle ages ..

@arandomguy8771 5 лет назад

Bartosz If I had that option I’d tag along with the lads with the money

@Katzbalger001 5 лет назад

@@abdullahsaad8825 Middle ages? Missed that by a few centuries--more like Age of Reason (we are talking 1700s, not 1300s, after all)--but yes, I could see this being a set up to steal the gold! So, let's get that movie made! Kelly's Heroes in lace. Who gets to be Crap Game? Moriarty? Big Joe and Little Joe? Kelly himself?

@asajjy 5 лет назад

Could you imagine getting away with an entire army's pay? I bet he's still laughing today

@roberthaworth9097 5 лет назад

Had George Washington turned right instead of left when he came to a crossroads north of Princeton, NJ, in the late afternoon of 2 Jan 1777, he'd have been only a few miles away from seizing the undefended British Army paychest containing 30,000 pounds. But his army had done a lot that day and was tired to the point of falling down, so he decided that that was "a bridge too far". He took up winter quarters instead.

@vsync 5 лет назад

Robert Haworth wow did he know about it before making the decision?

@dr.ligmahnutts2993 5 лет назад

vsync that wouldn’t be very cash money of him to do that, think

@asajjy 5 лет назад

@@thomasjayden8653 #recked

@Alex13501 2 года назад

I love how after all this shitfuck, the war chest was "lost", pure perfection.

@grayman2749 Год назад

The battle had a clear winner.

@bobkin611 5 лет назад

Moral of the story kids. SHARE YOUR BOOZE. Everytime you don't share your booze 1000 Austrians die fighting themselves

@arthas640 5 лет назад

Better than a 1000 Krauts die than anyone touch my Johnny Walker

@13akful 5 лет назад

The 1000 austrians would die fighting themself any way

@cnlbenmc 5 лет назад

Or just don't drink in the first place.

@yobitchcantfindme5288 5 лет назад

The Cavalry men be like :What? No!! I'll not share my drink i bought it it's mine.

@tramachi7027 4 года назад

There is no *I* in alcohol. The more the better :D Alcohol is better with lots of friends to drink. Its weird that supposedly the Poles didnt invite the Infantrymen to drink with them. From my experience Eastern Europeans have great hospitality and as long as you show them respect they will invite you to drink with them :D

@fasiapulekaufusi6632 5 лет назад

"It'll only be one drink. What's the worse that could happen?" Next moment, fighting Turkish spies in Austrian uniform.

@fasiapulekaufusi6632 5 лет назад

@@MLaserHistory HAHAHAHAHA

@charlesjames6517 5 лет назад

orlando kaufusi SPY

@fasiapulekaufusi6632 5 лет назад

@rafi drink with polish comrades in Turkish uniform

@incumbentvinyl9291 2 года назад

*Ottoman

@panzerbumbum469 2 года назад

@@incumbentvinyl9291 ottoman is a nation, turkish is a nationality. The op is right

@justAlbert_ 5 лет назад

Ottomans vs Austria 0 vs 100k *ottomans win*

@gfg1651 5 лет назад

i think its still an Austrian win

@joshuabrown2890 5 лет назад

EU4 in a nutshell

@ladowski2092 5 лет назад

Quality complation xD Turks op

@lite4998 5 лет назад

Just like the NATO drill in Norway earlier this year. They were fighting against an imaginary Russian invasion... and lost a cruiser.

@maksymcazymir1727 5 лет назад

@@lite4998 Russia almost always wins :D

@USSAnimeNCC- 5 лет назад

The drunken hussars arrived Fumbling down the mountain side lol

@Angus-McFife-2nd 5 лет назад

Sabaton? I see you are a man of culture.

@MrBigCookieCrumble 5 лет назад

Haha

@Lord_Imperius 5 лет назад

Oh thanks, Now I want to this whole song to exist :D

@pawenowakowski8498 5 лет назад

@@Avatrass yeah and polish hussars were different type of unit than hungarian hussars

@bobmcbob49 5 лет назад

THEN THE DRUNK HUSSARS ARRIVED (schnapps kegs, flagons and booze) gotta remember the background lyrics

@redlander55 4 года назад

Muslims be like: And that's why alcohol is bad.

@redmenace5536 4 года назад

Alcohol is very Haram ma frend 👆

@enesarc3294 4 года назад

@@redmenace5536 thats true elhamdülillah

@FlagshipHistory 4 года назад

All jokes aside this is one majr reason why its bad

@spacedrone7819 4 года назад

That's why alcohol is bad

@tramachi7027 4 года назад

Yall are just cowards. Alcohol can be very nice and you can have nice nights with it. You just shouldnt overdo it. Alcohol is not necessary, but its nice to have :)

@Daxter250 2 года назад

as someone born in austria i find this more believable than the austrian empire winning a battle.

@alcel24 11 месяцев назад

Eugene of Savoy would disagree...

@christiandauz3742 10 месяцев назад

Isn't Savoy Italian?

@Daxter250 10 месяцев назад

@@christiandauz3742 now it is. back then however...

@lemmingslive3843 3 года назад

I’m from Romania and I can fully heartily guarantee that a mix of Hungarians and Romanians under the same Austrian management can pull this one off, exactly how it’s described.

@Alias_Anybody 3 года назад

The one thing all ethnicities had in common was a strong love for good alcohol.

@barnamarton4947 3 года назад

Becouse we share the same love for the alcohol. Țuica pálinka.. .:))

@lemmingslive3843 3 года назад

oh, no, it's much more. It's about Hungarians not wanting to share anything or living peacefully, about Austrians completely with their heads in the clouds that can't manage anything and Romanians being maximum satisfied when something is lose and spreads havoc. When these powers combine they can bring down Empires.

@laz5590 3 года назад

Yes , you are right , being a hungarian myself, now I gonna go and have a beer ☺

@laz5590 3 года назад

@@lemmingslive3843 You right also ! You can tell, I already had that beer ☺

@arandombard1197 3 года назад

Little known fact, several Ottomans also died in this fight. They died from laughing too hard when they arrived later.

@reiki546 3 года назад

😂😂😂lol

@abunaufal85 3 года назад

😄😄😄🤣🤣🤣🤣

@thofthe 3 года назад

Nice 🤣

@mikshalminatulus2352 3 года назад

My facial emotions be like 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@dragonborn3283 2 года назад

🤣🤣

@Trias805 6 лет назад

Maybe the Ottomans used wololo

@MrBigCookieCrumble 5 лет назад

Help! Crusaders are attacking our trade routes!

@tonmoyalam83 5 лет назад

@@MrBigCookieCrumble These dialogues are imprinted in my brain till I die.

@Biggvs_dickvs 5 лет назад

Marco

@KarausTheReTeller 5 лет назад

Laughed my ass off LOOOL AHAAHAHAHAH IKR exactly :D

@bclbthn 5 лет назад

@@Biggvs_dickvs Polo

@arat8514 2 года назад

the guy that yelled turks is the biggest troll in histiry

@cantutmez8854 Год назад

we do a bit of trollin

@thefirstkingdogo1126 Год назад

The guy who shot first: WE do some trolling.

@Artem-yk7ig 5 лет назад

Don't even try to call me if your party isn't at least this level!

@cartermiller853 5 лет назад

I promise I won’t get all political. *three barrels later* TURĆI TURĆI!!!

@shuhratkessikbayev8886 5 лет назад

I could've sworn I've seen you somevideo before today .... Oh yeah that video with the the little boy who becomes a stormtrooper because the rebels killed his little sister via crushing her shitless to death with a giant air silo

@cartermiller853 5 лет назад

Shuhrat Kessikbayev Yep 😢

@mistertwister6244 5 лет назад

Commander Appo am from croatia it not turći is turci

@franco8010 5 лет назад

@@mistertwister6244 in romanian is turcii idk wich one was he refering to

@Alex-sq4rb 5 лет назад

TURCI not "TURĆI"

@loaytarek135 3 года назад

"The army was now fighting a retreating battle against itself" That is beautiful

@veryanonymous3630 2 года назад

"Sir, no matter how far we retreat we don't seem to be able to lose them!"

@streamofconsciousness5826 2 года назад

A self inflicted Rout.

@angrytigermpc 2 года назад

"The entire army, now fighting a retreating battle against itself" This sounds so absurd out of context. Hell, even in context it sounds ridiculous.

@Fierysaint1 5 лет назад

Just think of how confused the Turks were when they found the camp afterwards...

@olvustin6671 3 года назад

Oh my Allah! This is why we couldn't find the Austrians 0-0

@ahmadfrhan5265 3 года назад

@TheWeeaboo ALLAH AKBAR *

@leodarksam6230 3 года назад

@TheWeeaboo More like Alhamdulillah! As Alhamdulillah = Great

@lemongraabtheforsaken1225 3 года назад

I like to imagine an ottoman spy/scout witnessing everything

@ahmadsherbeny5609 3 года назад

@@lemongraabtheforsaken1225 hahahah that would have been the most hilarious thing a human ever saw or will see I guess if it ever happend xD hehehe nice one mate

@actionaca 5 лет назад

This make sense. In Croatian "Tuci, tuci..." mean "Fight, fight...". That sounds similar like "Turci, turci" ("Turks, Turks). For drunk Slavs "Halt, halt" can sound similar like "Alah, Alah:. If the story is true, this must be The Dumbest Battle in History. :-)

@adrianionut7643 5 лет назад

"Turci" is the Romania word for turks :)))

@012689 4 года назад

Well if you constatly yell "halt" over and over again it does sound like altha, altha, altha.

@jakublaucek7747 4 года назад

@@adrianionut7643 It's also Slovak word for Turks

@MajorMasonGaming 4 года назад

Bullshit how does yelling halt over and over again sound like altha?

@012689 4 года назад

@@MajorMasonGaming Try screamimg halt halt halt over an over, it'll sound like althalthaltha. Kinda like alah alah alah but with an accent.

@siel.og0108 5 лет назад

People of Caransebeș call it "Bătălia țuicii" which actually translates to "The battle for Schnapps" .

@dominiklehn2866 3 года назад

Wait,if "tuicii" means schnapps, couldn't that also be what was shouted that day?

@bogdancondicaru7848 3 года назад

@@dominiklehn2866 țuicii it's a word showing possesion. Like battle's course. Nobody shouts: " battle's, battle's". People may shout: "battle, battle". In this case would be "țuică, țuică". Where ț is read with the same sound like zz from pizza. And ă, dunno... it's like a short "uuuum"... Similar, but not exactly. And the diference from turcii and țuică in spoken language is big. I hope i made myself understood... Peace

@dominiklehn2866 3 года назад

@@bogdancondicaru7848 it looked like it could be misunderstood to mean turkish... But i also assumed it tho be the part meaning schnapps

@bogdancondicaru7848 3 года назад

@@dominiklehn2866 yes

@aiocafea 3 года назад

oh but țuicii does mean schnapps, it's just in genitive case, specifically means 'of the schnapps', but the pronunciations are still very different even if both are in the most context-appropriate form: țuică: tsooy-kuh as opposed to turcii: toor-chi, trying my best to describe the difference with english-language spelling

@nathanplays5514 Год назад

imagine being an ottoman commander. hearing this: sir sir! the austrians have been destroyed in battle. commander: what? we havent even attacked yet. did someone else attack them? yes! commander: who? THE AUSTRIANS ATTACKED THE AUSTRIANS. commander: dude what the fu-

@dogukanthemert 10 месяцев назад

actually in the ottoman sources there is no war. in the ottoman they just came karansebes and finding lots of loots cannon and other things. Ottoman generals think they scared us backoff rapidly and leave the treasure because of this

@argenisjimenez8118 5 лет назад

Match Begins: Ottomans join the battle. Austrians join the battle. Ottomans quit the match. Ottomans Win.

@generalsmedleybutler340 4 года назад

you mean: Austrians join the battle. Austrians quit the battle. Ottomans win.

@stung39 3 года назад

Also Ottomans confused

@the_phen0m639 3 года назад

Ottomans : ez ez ez ez ez ez ez ez ez ez

@ernisupriani9270 3 года назад

Ottoman won by Austrian disqualification Austria is ready for the game Ottoman not arrive yet Austria play with their own Fight between Austria Austria been disqualification Ottoman won the game

@nikel- 3 года назад

More like Austrians join the battle Austrians are banned from friendly fire Ottomans win

@basedimperialism 5 лет назад

So wait, did the Austrian forces succeed im driving the Austrians out of the city, or were the Austrians beaten back by the superior Austrian forces?

@axelblack1799 5 лет назад

Yes.

@perastotigautera1426 5 лет назад

No.it was the otherway around!

@deaugh985 5 лет назад

Id say the first one.

@niggalations4136 5 лет назад

@@axelblack1799 Lmao

@danielchera9214 5 лет назад

Right...the hussars were very elite. They especially show their mettle here.

@shaywright6608 5 лет назад

Austrians lose to themselves, Australians lose to emus, I'm not saying there's a correlation, I'm just saying it's awfully suspicious

@AndrewVasirov 5 лет назад

Both of these words come from the Latin name of South. The South lost the American Civil War and the Vietnam War. I believe the farther away you are from Santa, the worse your life is. Poor penguins, all they can do is go "wank wank".

@SaintPanzerker 5 лет назад

@@AndrewVasirov does that mean north korea is best korea

@SirFaceFone 5 лет назад

Panzerker That's an undeniable fact.

@AndrewVasirov 5 лет назад

Well, without foreign intervention and because North Korea was more industrialized back then and had more weapons and people willing to fight, they could have won. Then the USA intervened, bombed the hell out of Korea, resulting in over 3 million civilian deaths for both sides. Around 30 million Koreans lived in Korea (both South and North), and 3 million died. 10 million in the North, where around 2 million of them were killed. 10% of the Koreans died thanks to foreign intervention. The US was more worried of its influence in East Asia rather than the people living in East Asia. The thing is that NK wanted to unify the Peninsula first. A unified Korea is better no matter what type of government there is. So yeah, from this standpoint, North Korea is the best Korea. It wanted to unify what the "civilized world" divided and tradition-wise, it is more Korean than South Korea. The language seems archaic for Southerners as they didn't borrow as many European words into their vocabulary. The country might be poor, but the people are rich because of their cultural heritage and behavior. They don't value money and aren't greedy. If I can, I would like to visit this country, it is one of the few countries that really looks like something else than the rest of the world. It feels... older. Going back in time, to the good old days, by visiting North Korea. :)

@blub0137 5 лет назад

@@AndrewVasirov ..so unity is more important than a government that actually gives a f*ck about it's citizens. yeah, no.

@aaron.debattista 2 года назад

The confusion the Turkish general must have felt, receiving letters from his peers congratulating him on the resounding victory with zero losses...

@laky25cz 2 года назад

I think he got even awarded a medal lol.

@jurex81 5 лет назад

This would make a great film, though

@LuanZeqiri1 5 лет назад

Oh that would be great a great movie with comedy action drama etc

@foxtrothermite6499 5 лет назад

Would be a short one though

@sarpwilliamkugtan973 5 лет назад

@@foxtrothermite6499 not really just put some action scenes there and some comedy and it would make the movie one hour or even longer

@emperorkaido8539 4 года назад

soo true cuz this never happened before i think

@nerxesnerdorious2346 4 года назад

Maybe some Kellys Heroes remake about a swashbuckling and daring gold heist?

@KarausTheReTeller 5 лет назад

This reminds me of Spiderman pointing at Spiderman meme

@arnekrug939 5 лет назад

Or this one guy holding a gun to the head of a copy of himself.

@PatroitSongChannel 4 года назад

Wtf 666th likes

@theoriginalshew 4 года назад

*Spider-Man

@enesarc3294 4 года назад

@ogrelogre8429 3 года назад

I don't know. As a military veteran, I really have no difficulty in believing things could've gone down exactly that way.

@TheBayzent 2 года назад

Except for the Hungarian, Croat and Czech officers not speaking German, which is ridiculous, most citizens in those countries speak German TODAY without any German speaking Empire holding them hostage, thinking that back in the day ,their officers no less (who were mostly nobility since this was before the Napoleonic Wars), did not is beyond ridiculous. Now that in their drunken state they mistook them for Turks, that is a distinct possibility.

@johnnye87 2 года назад

@@TheBayzent I don't think it was ever claimed that the *officers* didn't speak German - the story is that the troops, already in disarray & rout, didn't understand orders given to them by some German-speaking officers who were unknown to them. However, it certainly seems a little too neat, given the general lack of concrete details about what happened, that we would know not only that orders were misunderstood due to a language barrier, but the exact misinterpretation that took place.

@ellidominusser1138 Год назад

@@TheBayzent It doesn't matter at all if, according to you, which I don't believe, most people in those countries "after they were held hostage by a german speaking Empire" speak german today or not. I think you can understand that it doesn't matter to the 18th century if in 200 years everyone speaks german, it has no effect on those people in the past (unless time traveling is present?)

@ellidominusser1138 Год назад

@@TheBayzent also only a minority in these countries speak german even today. Don't just claim that everyone speaks german and was oppressed because you're a nationalist.

@ellidominusser1138 Год назад

By your definition the english would have been suppressed by the french because the nobility and elite spoke french and were under a norman dynasty .

@josephlongbone4255 2 года назад

One of the funniest and saddest facts is that the Emperor, upon seeing this level of astonishing incompetence, fell into a depression, convinced that the ottomans could not be stopped and died later that year.

@alanpennie 11 месяцев назад

Joseph II, he of the "too many notes" and trying to fix the sexual dysfunction of his brother in law, led a life which was both sad and silly. The Hapsburg Kendall Roy.

@jimcook1747 5 лет назад

Halt? Sounds like Allah to me.

@AlexAlex-fk4py 5 лет назад

But you're not a slav

@ghostbl33d65 5 лет назад

Say it with an accent that sounds more like(Ha~elt) then say it three times fast. Also keep in mind that these men were drunk and probably hearing him from the distance.

@r3cy 5 лет назад

@@ghostbl33d65 also, when shouted loudly 't' sounds can't be enunciated. so all you're hearing is a stream of the letters 'hal-hal-hal' repeated during gunfire. it's pretty easy to see how that could be heard as 'allah' if that's what you're specifically listening for (because you expect to be attacked by a muslim army).

@BroadwayRonMexico 5 лет назад

@@r3cy A lot of the army also didnt speak a word of German

@stukablyat6266 5 лет назад

Jim Cook sorry u don’t exist anymore

@NoName-cg4mr 5 лет назад

The Ottomans are such a formidable force, they beat you without being present

@adelwendy120 5 лет назад

xDD long live turkey ♥ lmao

@shahidakhuhro3490 5 лет назад

@@Nenmeu2 tis but a joke, young youtuber

@cantutmez8854 5 лет назад

As a turkish,Ottomans were weak at that time so that joke kinda wrong

@saiien2 4 года назад

@@cantutmez8854 Well we defeated ourselves even without Ottomans being present. :D

@beezybuzyfamily 4 года назад

Long live turkey

@X_Cuze_Tf_outta_me 5 лет назад

"Built makeshift defenses around the barrels" 😂😂 they really wanted that beer

@sskuk1095 4 года назад

You don't know Austrians if you don't belive this!

@a0flj0 3 года назад

Wasn't beer. Was brandy.

@olvustin6671 3 года назад

PROTECT THE BOOZE

@Bayard1503 3 года назад

@@a0flj0 The thing is in that area there is no traditional brandy... there is however a plum spirit named Tuica with 50% alcohol content...

@a0flj0 3 года назад

@@Bayard1503 You don't say! I'm from Lugoj :-D That's what brandy means: a spirit distilled from fruit.

@TUR7777 Год назад

İçki kötülüklerin anasıdır.

@phoenixrq9139 5 лет назад

*when the NPCs accidentally shooteach other causing them to be hostile to each other*

@ingold1470 4 года назад

This sounds like a Dwarf Fortress story.

@tantejunko 3 года назад

minecraft mobs

@ennui9745 2 года назад

@@tantejunko Doom enemies did it first.

@Arphenonn 3 года назад

Match begins: Austria joined the battle Ottomans wins Ottoman joined the battle Ottomans: ...what?

@Crassus_Auratus 2 года назад

When your Win95 PC have heavy lags by playing AoE II.

@18mitndi 5 лет назад

"The entire army, now fighting a retreating battle against itself..." Is one of the best sentences I've heard in a while.

@arnoud877 9 месяцев назад

I am purely in wonder what kind of booze those army have drunk? Which makes you to protect it by your life and misunderstood “Halt!” as “Allah!” 😅

@patrykkotkowski8781 5 лет назад

The world: you cant lose a battle if there are no enemies. Austria: . . . The world: . . . Austria: oh boy that ambush the Ottomans did last day sure was unexpected . . .

@jacquesfrancois4275 5 лет назад

Legit the first animated historical battle video that made me laugh out loud

@afrikayt 5 лет назад

*Plot twist : The "roma people" were Ottomans in disguise

@alexanderchristopher6237 5 лет назад

Ottoman spies.

@danielchera9214 5 лет назад

When in doubt...provide alcohol to Slavs

@99unclesam17 5 лет назад

Lol

@TheIndogamer 5 лет назад

**HMMMMmmmmmm**

@worsethanjoerogan8061 5 лет назад

Easiest way to expose an Ottoman spy "You drink first..."

@sarasiatat9446 2 года назад

As someone who lives in Caransebeş, it's quite shocking seeing a video about our little city:) It's cool learning about stuff they don't teach us in schools.Nice job!

@famueduyou 11 месяцев назад

Must be a funny place to live 😅

@Kuderer 5 лет назад

i served six years in the austrian army, and i really think this could be at least plausible. we did a move and shoot manouver, retreating after an ambush, with that laser stuff on the blank fire rifles - and in my 8 man group 3 people got "shot" while retreating ... even we had no enemy in this training situation.

@minhapchai3524 5 лет назад

MADLAD

@achintyanaithani889 4 года назад

...how did you guys win against Suleiman?

@DrEichelpirat 4 года назад

Achintya Naithani The same way the Austrians always win: pure Luck

@ingold1470 4 года назад

@@achintyanaithani889 By building a more extensive dynasty and web of alliances than him.

@theemirofjaffa2266 4 года назад

@@achintyanaithani889 the Winged Hussars came to the rescue. Without them, Turkish might have been spoken in Vienna. Actually, Turkish is spoken in Vienna right now..lol

@juanmartinpinos7156 5 лет назад

Austrian guy: *HALT!!* Other Austrian guy: Did he just said... *ALLAH?!*

@ferbintegabriel4714 5 лет назад

Slavs: TURCIIIII!!!!!!

@Specoups 5 лет назад

*TRIGGERED*

@emperorthylord 5 лет назад

Another Austrian dude: fuck he said Allah.......

@arcm4210 5 лет назад

Did he just say Allah? *retreating intensivis*

@curlygal9793 5 лет назад

*H A L T*

@alanmonteros6432 3 года назад

Imagine being the guys that sold them the alcohol and watching this unfold "What have we done"

@craftuar2439 2 года назад

Possible they are paid for this chaos ? ;)

@easyfizie6377 2 года назад

The seller was the ottoman in disguise….

@Crassus_Auratus 2 года назад

random austrian distiller: where the hell is all the schnaps gone? corrupt cellar laborers: uhm, we have no idea!

@ntfoperative9432 2 года назад

Plot twist, it was secretly ottomans

@kirkobayne Год назад

that's good schnaps

@jawadad802 3 года назад

"the chest with the entire army's wages was lost ..." I'm guessing 1 of those 10.000 dead Austrians was not that dead and a whole lot smarter then the other 99999 soldiers....

@ovechkin100 3 года назад

typical humans. amongst the chaos, some few grabbed the loot and ran. I mean, its pretty much a guarantee something like that would happen.

@Bigman-fh1fz 3 года назад

@@ovechkin100 smart

@georgemurdock7670 2 года назад

The hussars stole it to buy the alcohol

@jesustakethewheel644 2 года назад

Inb4 he was also the one that shot the confusing shot

@eniff2925 2 года назад

@@Bigman-fh1fz Would you also call it smart if a politician did this to your country's treasury?

@phukoffdegugle9084 4 года назад

"... The drunk Hussars made up makeshift defenses around the barrels". Bruh, the sheer absurdity of that caught me completely off-guard ROFLMAO!

@silver1340 2 года назад

Not even making barricades for their own use, the barrels are more important!

@Skull.man00 2 года назад

Cam we talk about how making barricades as Hussary doesn't make sense?

@Harsh-tf9he 2 года назад

@@Skull.man00 thats because they were DRUNK, they COULDNT think straight

@vinceflores6592 5 лет назад

Me: sending an "i still love you" text to your ex is the worst thing you could do while drunk Austrians:

@antimatter31 3 года назад

Meanwhile : What’s an ex?

@dblum 2 года назад

This is why the Ottomans didn’t drink.

@kitkat47chrysalis95 2 года назад

definitely not because of Islam or Mohamed

@dblum 2 года назад

@@kitkat47chrysalis95 IT WAS A JOKE

@zetanta8490 4 года назад

The ottomans were like "wtf these idiots doing" while watching from afar and drinking ayran

@mafia_boss_neto 4 года назад

It remember me as a Roblox Tankist crewmate when I steal raiders tanks to go back to my base get a friendly tank and my own team's Tigers, Panthers, Panzer IV's, Pumas, StuG III's and Flakpanzers start firing at me and I jump off just before it blow.

@gede1013 4 года назад

@@mafia_boss_neto which game ?

@mafia_boss_neto 4 года назад

@@gede1013 Roblox's The Dogeland Realm

@the_phen0m639 3 года назад

@@mafia_boss_neto you play roblox? Try blood and iron or battles

@the_phen0m639 3 года назад

Try playing in a server with low ppl

@WesleyKwong 5 лет назад

HEINS: HALT! ME: ALAH! My Friend: WE'RE GONNA DIE!

@jurajfilin7180 4 года назад

I wonder if anybody in Central Europe did not know the word "halt". It was probably the first German word I learned in my life as in the war movies that I watched the German soldiers used it very often.

@horstschlemmer2042 4 года назад

Juraj Filin you idiot! In 1788 there were no war Movies with german soldiers because WW2 didn’t happen yet. So how should they learn the word „Halt“?? 🙄

@sdsd2e2321 4 года назад

@@horstschlemmer2042 Because they live in a country that speaks german, obviously. But maybe only Croatian soldiers patrolled in Croatia and so forth, maybe they had no interactions with german soldiers.

@horstschlemmer2042 4 года назад

Cyrus I made a joke bro. Maybe not a good one if I need to explain it but still.

@j.p.5013 4 года назад

@@sdsd2e2321 Yes, Croatia and Hungary were the front line then, so they probably had little to no interaction with Germans, people also didn't travel much in that time and also only small fraction of soldiers needs to misunderstood the order and fire to everyone start firing.

@user-hb6tv8yt9d 6 лет назад

This is a metaphor for my life

@aprinnyonbreak1290 2 года назад

I seem to recall the British managing to lose a naval "battle" against themselves, too. An entire detachment of hideous frankensubs encountered a series of engineering and navigational difficulties, and almost completely destroyed themselves, and took a few of the actually good vessels around them along for their wild ride.

@senTien.6 2 года назад

It's called the Battle of May Island I think

@aprinnyonbreak1290 2 года назад

@@senTien.6 That's it! Thanks for the brain jostling!

@Grimmwoldds 2 года назад

Add "Operation Wikinger" and the 3rd Reich to that list.

@josephlongbone4255 2 года назад

Ah yes, the K-class submarine: "Are submarines supposed to dive backwards?"

@bkjeong4302 Год назад

The K-class, subs so awful they could reach crush depth *while still at the surface.*

@itersman1013 6 лет назад

Reminds me when US marines and Canadian troops (34000 soldiers) launched an attack to concur Kiska (an Alutian island) from the Japanese who had withdrawn 18 days earlier. In spite of that they succeeded to kill 314 comrades -- it´s called friendly (sic) fire. And I´m sure there are many more examples of "dumb" battles.

@КалимжанБейсеуов 6 лет назад

Do you know what “Kiska” mean in Russian?

@fdenisiuc 5 лет назад

@@КалимжанБейсеуов No, tell us, please.=)

@КалимжанБейсеуов 5 лет назад

@@fdenisiuc there are 2 meanings. First - is a cat. Second - is female genital s.

@romanpopyk 5 лет назад

@@fdenisiuc it means "pussy". In both ways

@PeliSotilas 5 лет назад

Operation Cottage

@user-fv1lc2qm3e 5 лет назад

Then... who won? The austrians or the austrians?

@afsdsdhsgjf 5 лет назад

Everything points to Austrians

@BicyclesMayUseFullLane 5 лет назад

Yes.

@thunderbird7020 5 лет назад

ConnorRDM the ottomans.

@ghhdhshssubhhhsnssn2810 4 года назад

Obviously the Austrians won the battle

@AJCzarkowski 4 года назад

Turks

@m.taufikfatur603 2 года назад

that one dude who snatch the whole army pay : *STONKS*

@mr.magnificent3237 5 лет назад

Who would win: Some drunk austrian bois or Some drunk Austrian bois

@betoh7140 5 лет назад

Some inexistent Ottoman bois

@OkurkaBinLadin 4 года назад

@@betoh7140 Nah, I would still bet on Austrians.

@Michael_______ 4 года назад

@ionized007 4 года назад

Allah

@ericr.malice318 4 года назад

@@Michael_______ no

@bordoenes6217 5 лет назад

I can only imagine how much the Ottomans were laughing their arzes off back home.

@jzk3919 3 года назад

Bottom line: "BACK HOME"...I wish now they were "back home" laughing or else.

@dukaktemuryaylg9659 5 лет назад

jannisary: wtf what they are doing. pasha:never mind. bring me popcorn

@silviasanchez648 4 года назад

I can picture the Ottomans sitting comfortably with bags of munchies to watch the show.

@emperorkaido8539 4 года назад

😂😂😂😂😂😂i didnt have anything to do only reading and smiling

@meshallonely1951 3 года назад

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@rehanfarazi6547 2 года назад

😂😂

@Crassus_Auratus 2 года назад

Remind: don't interrupt it if your enemy makes a mistake. xD

@friedrichnietzsche7376 2 года назад

1:42 that some funny shit

@shafinrahman2199 5 лет назад

Reason why Islam bans alcohol, I guess.....

@laksamanaagiladitya1093 5 лет назад

@ClandestineOstrich any intoxicants are haram,according to scholars, hadith, and the quran

@cosmodeus1720 5 лет назад

I guess lol. The Austrians should beware of the Mormons too.

@PixelSlayer247 5 лет назад

if you think that's even one of their mid-teir reasons you're giving them too much credit lol

@yoyoyeah9083 5 лет назад

shafin rahman i mean in the early days of islam beer wasn't ban until the sahhabas can't pray or do anything right so god forbids alcohols

@laksamanaagiladitya1093 5 лет назад

@@uok8012 how is it stupid, though?

@heavydevy007 5 лет назад

since then, we austrians always share our booze!

@andreasgraggober 3 года назад

Can relate

@kennarajora6532 3 года назад

Austria was a different place 200 years ago.

@DardanellesBy108 3 года назад

There’s been thousands of “friendly fire” incidents through out history. And I’m sure alcohol was a factor in many. Why would this be hard to believe? Great video!

@OljeiKhan 3 года назад

Ill-disciplined armies that don't speak the same language are particularly prone to this.

@robertnett9793 2 года назад

@@OljeiKhan yeah. And tossing a few kegs of schnaps in the mix, doesn't really improve the odds...

@antares_m20 2 года назад

thats why alcoholic beverage or being drunk is haram/ prohibited in islam :)

@tarektechmarine8209 2 года назад

@Dum Bassturd not really, but because being sane all the time is better. Plus losing even 1k soldiers to your own troops is certainly something you don't want happening 'occasionally'.

@linkskywalker5417 2 года назад

@@tarektechmarine8209 That, and while being drunk makes you tougher, it's often better to admit you are a coward that has to run from a particularly bad battle than to be drunk and get everyone who is sober killed.

@agacinayet_var_ 2 года назад

Free Win! 🇹🇷

@thefirstkingdogo1126 Год назад

He said from his home in Berlin*

@agacinayet_var_ Год назад

@@thefirstkingdogo1126 Im at Türkiye

@thefirstkingdogo1126 Год назад

@@agacinayet_var_ Europion part or Asian part?

@agacinayet_var_ Год назад

@@thefirstkingdogo1126 At Eurasia 🤓👍🏻

@auditedpatriot6376 5 лет назад

Skirmishes between allied soldiers have been known to happen, including "The Battle of Brisbane" in WWII between American and Australian troops. Alcohol was also involved.

@monroecorp9680 5 лет назад

Did the Aussies win? Aussies and Kiwis have a bit more of the boozed-up fisticuffs culture

@1Phase1 5 лет назад

@Monroe Corp Well, you *could* say the Aussies won because the Americans were forced to relocate their PX building and Red Cross building (both of which were the center of the conflict) as well as move large amounts of their troops out of Brisbane. A lot of Americans ended up getting beat up by crowds of Australian soldiers and at one point, there was going to be full on gunfight involving grenades before it was defused by Australian officers. Ironically enough, the "battle" started out because some Australian troops were trying to defend an American soldier from being unfairly arrested by an American MP, but it escalated into a fight between Australian and American troops.

@mwnciboo 5 лет назад

An EU army doesn't seem such a good idea after watching this.

@kvarnerinfoTV 5 лет назад

No shit...Russians would wipe us of the face of the Earth.

@mwnciboo 5 лет назад

@@kvarnerinfoTV Nevermind the Russians...I think the Turks would. The point i was making is that most EU nations armies , and i'm being polite here, could be best described as "Utter Cluster Fucks".

@kvarnerinfoTV 5 лет назад

@@mwnciboo I know what your point was and I agree.

@Roland.Deschain 5 лет назад

@@mwnciboo Turks? Never. I mean Turks never fight with EU army while they´re trying to get into the union. BTW the idea of EU army is nonsense.

@mwnciboo 5 лет назад

@@Roland.Deschain i take your point and raise you - www.politico.eu/article/angela-merkel-emmanuel-macron-eu-army-to-complement-nato/

@LimeCultivist 5 лет назад

"The entire army, now fighting a retreating battle against itself"

@dusan19377 3 года назад

You must understand that Austran army were mostly strong and poorly educated peasants from Croatia, Slovakia and some experienced Serbs who fought for generations against Turks. And now you have night, all those different and drunk people who are offended and scared that Ottoman Turks are really there coming for them. And they thrust nobody and want to survive and and and... xD A mad house, bro!

@Nexus9 3 года назад

"The entire army, now fighting a retreating battle against itself" Hah, that line had me rolling!

@selcukk.5909 Год назад

What kinda fear they had from Ottomans😁😁

@raresnandra2145 5 лет назад

*Sees the dumbest battle in history* Me: daaaamn what happened?? *Looks at the thumbnail and reads caransebes, the name of a town less than 100km from my house* Me: wtf😶